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Things are heating up in the beverage fandom: scofflawsins 'pop' is pretty heinous but like, I'll accept it, yknow? it's just the other half of 'soda-pop.' like how 'cab and taxi are the two halves of taxicab. it's fine. it's chill but coke? tha钮's a fucking brand name! of a specific drink with a specific flavor! that shits RUDE, it's CONFUSING, it's DOWNRIGHT NONSENSICAL! fuckin misusing the art of language to confound your fellow man! the gall! learn some fucking respect m0nster-c00kie No it just happens sometimes. Its like jell-o, kleenex, popsicle, scotch tape. It just happens. mememic-bry But that's not a good parallel at all. You can't compare calling Sprite "coke" like a lawless heathen to the classic linguistic phenomenon of generic trademarks/ proprietary eponyms, and I'll tell you why Jell-o' is a brand name under which multiple flavours of gelatin (and pudding/custard) are produced. There isn't just "Jell-o" and then special "strawberry Jell-o"; the name has never denoted just one specific flavour. 'Popsicle is the same as Jello, it was never a name for just one flavour of popsicle. Kleenex' is a specific brand of tissues, but it's not inherently that distinct from other tissues. They are all lightweight tissues used to blow your nose. 'Scotch tape' is used to refer to any tape that is like the original scotch tape, i.e, clear, thin, small, sticky on one side. We don't call all tape scotch tape'. Electric tape, duct tape, and packing tape are all their own things, and anybody who calls any of them 'scotch tape' has no regard for their fellow man and ought to be thrown into the sea. MEANWHILE, Coca-Cola is a specific kind of soda with its own distinct flavour. When Coca-Cola makes other flavours, they're called "vanilla Coke," "cherry Coke," etc. but "Coke" is still its own standalone flavour, a wholly other Thing apart from the "special" flavours the company produces. It would make far more sense if people used 'coke' the way we use 'scotch tape; that is, to denote only those sodas that are similar in appearance and taste to Coca-Cola (Pepsi, RC, Shasta Cola, etc.). I could see all of those being lumped in under a generic term 'coke. I could even see it being extended to all brown sodas, even though comparing Root Beer to Coke is like comparing a badger to a zebra just because they're both black-and-white mammals. You're on thin fucking ice but at least there's still some semblance of logic. But no. You southerners, who bask in your sun and heat and chew upon your wheat stems with the indifference of an armadillo in the face of oncoming traffic you who revel in lawlessness and chaos, you linguistic delinquents who fear neither God nor man, you are really going to look at a list of drinks that includes such variety in taste and apperance as Sprite, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Orange Fanta, and Dr. Pepper, and call it all "Coke." You're going to picture, in your mind, a clear, lemon-lime fizzy drink and request "coke." And then when asked what kind?" you will not say Coke Zero," "Diet Coke," or "Cherry Coke," no. You will answer "Sprite," like an animal, like a feral possum who knows the ways of right and wrong and chooses wrong just to spite its creator And then you have the gall to say it's an eponym as valid as 'Jello' No. You tossed your logic into the dumpster fires of the underworld long ago, you cannot justify it now. You cannot tell me you don't know your own crimes. "It's all coke, you say, and you taste the sin of it on your tongue, and you laugh. Know this, that you are inviting judgment upon yourself and one day you will be devoured by the sun. agardenandlibrary As a southerner, this is the funniest damn thing I've ever read. finnglas I'm from Alabama. Members of my family have ordered Coke, and when asked, "What kind?" replied, "Sweet tea." Where is your God now? Source:scofflawsins 83,178 notes Things are heating up in the beverage fandom
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Anon is a Witcher: Anonymous 07/31/19(Wed)08:50:18 No.805977643 >sitting at Mickey D's >enjoying some tendies and hunny mussy procured from stolen good boy point cards >Witcher senses warn me of 47 KB PNG danger >the smell of funions, instant ramen, and despair announce their presence before I can see them >a pack of 4 neckbeards walk inside >all wearing fedoras and trench coats >one is carrying katanas >the others have a staff, nunchucks, and those chinese hand knife things >overweightmutantvirginturtles.png >I finish the last of my nuggies and stand to face them >one of them starts speaking, voice cracking with rage >'"W-we know who you are. We have traced you here. Prepare to die for your crimes against us and our kind." >I'm getting sloppy >I must not have cleaned the stench of my last kill off myself well enough. >neckbeards can track each other's piss and cum scents like wolves >these ones haven't evolved into nesters yet. >they are able to speak in full sentences and can walk in the sunlight like humans can >Neckbeards in their mid stage Weeb form aren't quite as dangerous as they are in their nester forms but there are enough of them that the threat is real >I tell them "lf you know who I am then you know what's about to happen" Anonymous 07/31/19(Wed)08:51:29 No.805977687 >I go to reach for my sword >the closest one slices the air with its katanas and screeches. >it runs towards me, the bulk of the monster's weight lets it crash through the tables and chairs like 45 KB JPG they were nothing >do a flip to the side and unsheathe my sword >the momentum the creature has gained is too great for it to stop or turn it slices into an elderly couple that were sitting behind me. Killing them instantly. >atleasttheydidntsuffer.jpg >the others take their chance while I'm distracted with a mighty REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE they come at me in a wave >falling back toss a grapeshot bomb at the group >the shrapnel embeds in their flesh, one reels back but the others are unphased by the pain >people are screaming and running out the door falling back further to the counter I pull out my crossbow and shoot the one with knives in the leg >The monster falls, one of its blades pierces into its massive tit >The beast lets out a ear splitting screech and immediately soils itself >the one still charging at me raises its staff to strike, my little pony keychain swings wildly at the end >l parry at the last second, stepping to the side, letting my blade cut the creature's throat >The neck erupts with corrosive Mountain Dew Code Red and half digested doritios as the abomination slams into the counter >an employee who is standing behind the counter is showered in it >there's nothing I can do but listen to their screams as the flesh melts from their bones >l'm not paying enough attention the one with katanas is back in action a slice from its masterwork mall blade cuts into my side >The pain streaks across my abdomen and I jump behind the counter >nunchucks and katanas slash at the air above me >their bloated forms are too big to follow me directly over the counter Anonymous 07/31/19(Wed)08:52:38 No.805977722 >l can feel the counter starting to give in from their pushing and flailing >I search around in my satchel >I take a pull from my swallow bottle to stem the bleeding but I can feel something pulsing through my veins >The weeb put Belle Delphine's gamer girl bath water on his blades >I need to treat this soon or I'll be dead >I somersault over the dead employee Standing up I jam my sword into the ice cream machine and flick my sword at them >the liquid ice cream from the broken machine flies off my blade and goes directly into the katana wielder's eyes >REEEEEEEEEEE >The creature slashes blindly and kills its kin >the ground shakes as it falls to the ground and bursts open like an overfed tick EEEEEEEEE the smell is indescribable >now is my chance >throw my silver sword the tip lands square into its face, pinning it to the wall and killing the abomination >I remove my sword from its skull and the body slumps forward into the fetid mess the other left >The last one lays injured on the floor It says something in Japanese >I start stomping on its head while it speaks >Can't chance getting cursed while poisoned Skull caves in >I survey the wild destruction that has taken place >loot their good boy point cards and take a fedora as a trophy walk out of McDonald's victorious van is parked outside >I can smell their filth on it one of the neckbeards' mothers is inside >Wink at her and tip hat "M'Lady" walk into the sunset Anon is a Witcher
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