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I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it: 12:36 o s O NO Sl A 42% 4 < Jane Ari Pralle Chat Yeter 2u You iked Jane's phota Yetering onu I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater What should your custom poem be about Ooh surprise me But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun Gimme something suuuuper specific And then I need a format choice toa, between Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or something custom Yesterty For the spirit of things, that same Christmas sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would be Interesting Sommet, final answer Sonnet Veetery 0PM I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging ryicality Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine? Esch every handmade brickline laid with care No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn, Doff polyester now for wool so fair. Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance, Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame Doth time unerringly from thus advance? Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame. Such understated beauty holds the wreath, Just lookl espy her face for beauty more. And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath, No trash pullover could so highly soar Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such heart. Ere onto spring l'd never be apart. Tuday AM That was very well thought out, I really, really liked it Trsday M Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first ietter of each ine in the sonnet Taday SAM Dammit You're too clever Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent after your requesta, the one about the amusingly specific selections? Resd the first letter of each word in that sentence Tulay aAM Did not see that one coming Taday AM Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down the first letter of each word, but than read it backwards Any other coded messages? Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet again. Read the first letter of the "second" word in each line Fedau AM Well played (at this point she guessed what's ahead and also did this one) I got that one Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it you read the first letter of the third word in each ine Probably for good measure you could olso read the first letter of every message i sent "after the sonnet Th SENDNODES NE Sthash especttuy the hmanher Degr I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it
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tim-official: see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter : 2 hours ago 4 While playing Rollercoaster Tycoon one time, I remember that I was tasked with the mission of getting a higher approval rating than the park next door. Rather than make my park better, I instead built a rollercoaster that launched people at 100mph into my rival's park. Since technically those people died in my rival's park, their approval rating would plummet and people would rush to my park and straight onto my deathcoaster, which only caused their rating to drop lower and lower. I did this for an hour until the game said I'd won. And that ladies and gentlmen, is why I can never be given any modicum of power ever. tim-official: see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter
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phileasfogghorn: olivercromwellcrowley: I’m going to prove this wrong one point at a time, color-coded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utter bullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true. Red— Oxytocin is released at many point in a person’s life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and masturbation. Orange— Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong. Yellow— Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having ones. Green— Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue— Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed. Indigo— Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman’s moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy. Violet— Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow. My hero : There's a chemical in girl's brains which is only released three times in her lifetime; when she has sex, gives birth and when she breast feeds herchild. It's called Oxytocin. This chemical emotionally connects herto the other person for the rest of her life. Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex, a girl will always have feelings for you, because of the chemical. So if you think sex is a game, rememberthat you can mentally mess a girl up for the rest of her life. It explains why humans we're only created to have sex with one person. Doing it with multiple people ultimately has a strong negative effect on the relationship you plan to have with the person you choose to spend the rest of your life with. Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". phileasfogghorn: olivercromwellcrowley: I’m going to prove this wrong one point at a time, color-coded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utter bullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true. Red— Oxytocin is released at many point in a person’s life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and masturbation. Orange— Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong. Yellow— Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having ones. Green— Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue— Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed. Indigo— Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman’s moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy. Violet— Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow. My hero
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recoveryisbeautiful: LifeSIGNS: Self-Injury Guidance and Network Support S.A.F.E. Alternatives: Self Abuse Finally Ends Mental Health America: Self-Injury The Cornell Research Program on Self-Injury and Recovery-  How Does Self-Injury Change Feelings? Why Self-Harm Feels Good in the Brain Alternative Posts on Recovery Is Beautiful Alternatives to Self-Harm and Distraction Techniques Choose Recovery’s Alternatives and Distractions Sirius Project Distractions and Alternatives Self-Harm: Limiting the Damage  Caring for Cuts Caring for Second Degree Burns Minor Burns - Aftercare Wound Infection Signs & Symptoms Motivation for Change Chart Recovery Resources (worksheets and links) Relapse Plan When I Recover Scars (TW for Images) How Long Does It Take for a Scar to Heal Reducing Scars Why Do Some Scars Look Different? Fading Topical Care Bio-Oil / Kelo-Cote / Merderma Aloe Vera / Cocoa Butter / Cortisone / Lavender Oil Fitness Magazine: Best Scar Treatments Vitamin E Oil Massage How to Massage Scars to Heal Them Scar Tissue Massage and Management Nutrition Can Specific Foods Help Heal Scars and Cuts? -Protein: rebuild skin, collagen, and blood vessels -Vitamin C: allows protein to rebuild collagen -Vitamin A: boosts the initial inflammatory response (to prevent infection) -Zinc and Iron: produce and bring oxygen to protein and collagen  Professional American Academy of  Dermatology: Find A Dermatologist Laser Scar Removal : recoveryisbeautiful: LifeSIGNS: Self-Injury Guidance and Network Support S.A.F.E. Alternatives: Self Abuse Finally Ends Mental Health America: Self-Injury The Cornell Research Program on Self-Injury and Recovery-  How Does Self-Injury Change Feelings? Why Self-Harm Feels Good in the Brain Alternative Posts on Recovery Is Beautiful Alternatives to Self-Harm and Distraction Techniques Choose Recovery’s Alternatives and Distractions Sirius Project Distractions and Alternatives Self-Harm: Limiting the Damage  Caring for Cuts Caring for Second Degree Burns Minor Burns - Aftercare Wound Infection Signs & Symptoms Motivation for Change Chart Recovery Resources (worksheets and links) Relapse Plan When I Recover Scars (TW for Images) How Long Does It Take for a Scar to Heal Reducing Scars Why Do Some Scars Look Different? Fading Topical Care Bio-Oil / Kelo-Cote / Merderma Aloe Vera / Cocoa Butter / Cortisone / Lavender Oil Fitness Magazine: Best Scar Treatments Vitamin E Oil Massage How to Massage Scars to Heal Them Scar Tissue Massage and Management Nutrition Can Specific Foods Help Heal Scars and Cuts? -Protein: rebuild skin, collagen, and blood vessels -Vitamin C: allows protein to rebuild collagen -Vitamin A: boosts the initial inflammatory response (to prevent infection) -Zinc and Iron: produce and bring oxygen to protein and collagen  Professional American Academy of  Dermatology: Find A Dermatologist Laser Scar Removal

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