Open for a surprise. https://t.co/xC5y86SFeu
When you trying to be nice but people keep testing you https://t.co/ox8G35j62N
bae: are u awake
me: yeah :)
me after hitting send: https://t.co/pduPN5upSm
Me trying to comfort someone who is cryin https://t.co/p3eKn6QR5H
when you show people a movie you love AND THEY DONT PAY ATTENTION or react to any of the important scenes https://t.co/EsyVjuVueL
When everybody's going through drama but you're antisocial so nothing happens to you https://t.co/4Cz8WJdmgQ
me trying to give all my friends the love they deserve while falling apart at the same time https://t.co/gmYXJU0kEv
This is messed up 😂 https://t.co/5t3teaaNwT
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HAVE A DAY, Alex Smith! #ChiefsKingdom #KCvsNE https://t.co/fDfS9MGHgz
90% of the guys i meet https://t.co/wdMbjF9Gc4
When you know you shouldn't have done the Madden cover but did it anyway https://t.co/2wkBpQ5R1Q
HAVE A DAY, @Kareemhunt7! #ChiefsKingdom #KCvsNE https://t.co/d8grCluXzQ
Updated Pats Logo https://t.co/2U8iouDBvm
What a time to be alive https://t.co/osVrlGF7fl
"Who are: the New England Patriots?"
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Her: I bet he's thinking about other women
Him: If Brady didn't do the Madden cover this shit wouldn't be happening https://t.co/IfueviCc0...
Eric Berry suffers Achilles injury: https://t.co/6gyF1e6OFD #KCvsNE https://t.co/RTFK8KipcP
Tom Brady https://t.co/rJBBxPnxGr
did i save these pics or did they save me https://t.co/HZeTCWTDd1
You, looking at your opppnent in fantasy yesterday: "I'm facing Kareem Hunt and Mike Gillislee at RB? Gonna be such an easy win."
Good night! Rest up! https://t.co/6jArc7hshU
Patriots fans remembering how much shit they talked this offseason https://t.co/iAwfuhGuzk
Is this accurate?! 😂 https://t.co/KfrWWuqCs8
"Who is: Alex Smith?"
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My life be like https://t.co/9KvE2zPVZn
Jim and Pam will always be goals https://t.co/bEbyNitE5N