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Ironic, Love, and Some More: library-mermaid A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say "go on, it's ok!" and the little girl shuffled up to me and said "ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?" I am dying i have a question about tattoos and appropriation okay so hopefully this makes sense. i really like ‘japanese’ style tattoos ( i’m not sure if that the official name cause im not an artist or that deep into the art game ) but and would really love to get a tattoo in that style you know ? i am just wondering since i am not japanese if that is appropriation cause i’ve seen a lot of mixed opinions ( obviously i want people from japan to answer this but all opinions welcome :) like obviously i’m not gonna get like any japanese religious figures or anything i know is inappropriate or wrong or anything i just really love the style and everything and i’m just wondering is that wrong ??? do you get what i mean ( i also really like @snitchery sleeve ) please educate me some more on appropriation and appreciation cause i feel there’s a very fine line between the two but that’s probably cause i don’t know much :) thank you for your help ( not japanese characters like words btw i see a lot of people saying don’t get something the artist could mess with the spelling it’s not words )
Ironic, Love, and Some More: library-mermaid
 A little girl and her mom were looking at
 me at the coffee shop this morning and I
 heard her mom say "go on, it's ok!" and
 the little girl shuffled up to me and said
 "ex-cuse me please, do you have to put
 on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or
 does your mom help you?" I am dying
i have a question about tattoos and appropriation okay so hopefully this makes sense. i really like ‘japanese’ style tattoos ( i’m not sure if that the official name cause im not an artist or that deep into the art game ) but and would really love to get a tattoo in that style you know ? i am just wondering since i am not japanese if that is appropriation cause i’ve seen a lot of mixed opinions ( obviously i want people from japan to answer this but all opinions welcome :) like obviously i’m not gonna get like any japanese religious figures or anything i know is inappropriate or wrong or anything i just really love the style and everything and i’m just wondering is that wrong ??? do you get what i mean ( i also really like @snitchery sleeve ) please educate me some more on appropriation and appreciation cause i feel there’s a very fine line between the two but that’s probably cause i don’t know much :) thank you for your help ( not japanese characters like words btw i see a lot of people saying don’t get something the artist could mess with the spelling it’s not words )

i have a question about tattoos and appropriation okay so hopefully this makes sense. i really like ‘japanese’ style tattoos ( i’m not sure ...

Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis @imlexiwest Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES わ 17 Mel @Flyguymel_一 11h @imlexiwest I got asthma 10 00 11 ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”
Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis
 @imlexiwest
 Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot
 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY
 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES
 わ
 17
 Mel @Flyguymel_一
 11h
 @imlexiwest I got asthma
 10
 00 11
ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”

ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depressi...

Birthday, Friends, and Game of Thrones: FOCUS ON THE 24 HOURS IN FRONT OF YOU Everyone has the same 24 hours each day. How are you spending yours? Our time is incredibly valuable. We can choose to spend it having coffee with a friend, chilling out in yoga class, or catching up on the lastest episode of Game of Thrones. By why is it that most of the time, we are playing catch-up instead of doing what we love? Filling our schedules with appointments, meetings and deadlines. Of course, some of our obligations are unavoidable, but everything is a choice. How you choose to spend your hours each day is a personal decision. Sometimes the decision is a tough one, but it’s always a choice. - You MUST put your needs first Often when we feel that we have no choice, it’s because we are putting others’ needs before our own. We’ll disappoint our friends if we don’t make the birthday party, or we’ll miss out on a potential new client if we don’t attend the meeting. But if we are feeling stressed and unhappy, we are missing out on life. There will always be times when obligations seem to take over your life despite your best intentions. Sometimes, sacrificing your sacred time is necessary in order to be there for a close friend, or to accomplish a goal. It’s up to you to choose what you value and give away your time when you feel that it’s important. It’s a constant reviewing and editing of your commitments in order to create the life that works for you. - How are your using your 24hrs? Comment below!👇👇 - 24hrs time value success millionairementor
Birthday, Friends, and Game of Thrones: FOCUS ON THE
 24 HOURS IN
 FRONT OF YOU
Everyone has the same 24 hours each day. How are you spending yours? Our time is incredibly valuable. We can choose to spend it having coffee with a friend, chilling out in yoga class, or catching up on the lastest episode of Game of Thrones. By why is it that most of the time, we are playing catch-up instead of doing what we love? Filling our schedules with appointments, meetings and deadlines. Of course, some of our obligations are unavoidable, but everything is a choice. How you choose to spend your hours each day is a personal decision. Sometimes the decision is a tough one, but it’s always a choice. - You MUST put your needs first Often when we feel that we have no choice, it’s because we are putting others’ needs before our own. We’ll disappoint our friends if we don’t make the birthday party, or we’ll miss out on a potential new client if we don’t attend the meeting. But if we are feeling stressed and unhappy, we are missing out on life. There will always be times when obligations seem to take over your life despite your best intentions. Sometimes, sacrificing your sacred time is necessary in order to be there for a close friend, or to accomplish a goal. It’s up to you to choose what you value and give away your time when you feel that it’s important. It’s a constant reviewing and editing of your commitments in order to create the life that works for you. - How are your using your 24hrs? Comment below!👇👇 - 24hrs time value success millionairementor

Everyone has the same 24 hours each day. How are you spending yours? Our time is incredibly valuable. We can choose to spend it having coffe...

Af, Apparently, and Bless Up: This was Victor, the most Handsome guest at my friend's wedding. Pic: reddit u/Komosoby @DrSmashlove I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT FR COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE RIDICULOUS ETHNIC MIX PUN. “My lil homegirl is black, Japanese and thicc AF I call her my lil chocolate mochi ball 🍡” U DIG?! 😂 p.s. MY COMMENT SECTION IS A LOVING, WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY PLACE ... (PLEASE) DON’T BE MEAN-SPIRITED ... BUT IF U FEEL THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO COMMENT SOMETHING RACIST, REST ASSURE I WON’T DELETE, I’LL JUST LET YO COMMENT RIDE OUT AND LET MY LIL WOKE AF HOMEGIRLS CHEW U UP LIKE A PUPPY SEEING IT’S FIRST NEWSPAPER 🐕... THEY JUST WAKING UP NOW FROM A DEPRESSION NAP HAVING THEY COFFEE AND COMBING THRU POORLY-WORDED, VAGUELY THANKSGIVING-THEMED END-OF-HOLIDAY TEXTS FROM FVCKBOYS (“hey pumpkin pie I miss that punpkin pie lol when u guna... let me taste that pumkin tie aye when u flying back”) AND THEY FEELING ESPECIALLY “Sunday morning - afternoon feisty”, JUST WISHING A HITTA WOULD ... IF U FEELING FROGGY, THEN LEAP 🐸 ... WE DARE U 🤗 ... BLESS UP 😩😂 p.p.s. EXTRA POINTS AWARDED IF U HAVE A HOMEGIRL THAT’S LATINA AND ARABIAN AND U BLEND GUAC AND HUMMUS BC THAT’S THIS WEEKEND’S THEME...APPARENTLY 🤠👳‍♂️😂😂😂
Af, Apparently, and Bless Up: This was Victor, the most Handsome guest at
 my friend's wedding.
 Pic: reddit u/Komosoby
 @DrSmashlove
I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT FR COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE RIDICULOUS ETHNIC MIX PUN. “My lil homegirl is black, Japanese and thicc AF I call her my lil chocolate mochi ball 🍡” U DIG?! 😂 p.s. MY COMMENT SECTION IS A LOVING, WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY PLACE ... (PLEASE) DON’T BE MEAN-SPIRITED ... BUT IF U FEEL THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO COMMENT SOMETHING RACIST, REST ASSURE I WON’T DELETE, I’LL JUST LET YO COMMENT RIDE OUT AND LET MY LIL WOKE AF HOMEGIRLS CHEW U UP LIKE A PUPPY SEEING IT’S FIRST NEWSPAPER 🐕... THEY JUST WAKING UP NOW FROM A DEPRESSION NAP HAVING THEY COFFEE AND COMBING THRU POORLY-WORDED, VAGUELY THANKSGIVING-THEMED END-OF-HOLIDAY TEXTS FROM FVCKBOYS (“hey pumpkin pie I miss that punpkin pie lol when u guna... let me taste that pumkin tie aye when u flying back”) AND THEY FEELING ESPECIALLY “Sunday morning - afternoon feisty”, JUST WISHING A HITTA WOULD ... IF U FEELING FROGGY, THEN LEAP 🐸 ... WE DARE U 🤗 ... BLESS UP 😩😂 p.p.s. EXTRA POINTS AWARDED IF U HAVE A HOMEGIRL THAT’S LATINA AND ARABIAN AND U BLEND GUAC AND HUMMUS BC THAT’S THIS WEEKEND’S THEME...APPARENTLY 🤠👳‍♂️😂😂😂

I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT ...

Job Interview, Life, and Memes: THANKFUL FOR ALL THE "NO'S". The word rejection is not a pleasant one in any way, shape, or form. No matter who you are, what you are trying to accomplish or how successful you are, we all face rejection. But you know what? You should look back and be thankful for those rejections! And here are a few reasons why: ✔️There will always be something better. Whether it is a better relationship, a better business opportunity, or a better coffee order when your barista tells you they are out of your favorite, go-to daily brew. You are forced into opportunity when you are rejected on your initial idea. ✔️Pushes you to think outside the box. It is rejection that helps us re-evaluate and think outside the box we thought we had our perfectly planned life plan in. ✔️You learn. These situations allow you see what you may have done wrong, or could improve on. Maybe you bombed a job interview where you felt the need to talk about how you were fired from your previous job for punching a hole through the wall during a heated conversation. It’s rejection that helps us see opportunities that we can improve on. ✔️Makes you stronger! Rejection sucks, but you should be thankful for the opportunities, resilience, and lessons it nicely laid in your lap. You can overcome anything and rejection is one of the easiest things on the list. - rejections no fuckno success millionairementor
Job Interview, Life, and Memes: THANKFUL FOR
 ALL THE "NO'S".
The word rejection is not a pleasant one in any way, shape, or form. No matter who you are, what you are trying to accomplish or how successful you are, we all face rejection. But you know what? You should look back and be thankful for those rejections! And here are a few reasons why: ✔️There will always be something better. Whether it is a better relationship, a better business opportunity, or a better coffee order when your barista tells you they are out of your favorite, go-to daily brew. You are forced into opportunity when you are rejected on your initial idea. ✔️Pushes you to think outside the box. It is rejection that helps us re-evaluate and think outside the box we thought we had our perfectly planned life plan in. ✔️You learn. These situations allow you see what you may have done wrong, or could improve on. Maybe you bombed a job interview where you felt the need to talk about how you were fired from your previous job for punching a hole through the wall during a heated conversation. It’s rejection that helps us see opportunities that we can improve on. ✔️Makes you stronger! Rejection sucks, but you should be thankful for the opportunities, resilience, and lessons it nicely laid in your lap. You can overcome anything and rejection is one of the easiest things on the list. - rejections no fuckno success millionairementor

The word rejection is not a pleasant one in any way, shape, or form. No matter who you are, what you are trying to accomplish or how success...

Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster. Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw @DrSmashlove So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂
Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster.
 Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw
 @DrSmashlove
So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂

So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mo...