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Energy, Food, and Life: Update on my little baby. We decided to name him Ocho! We had to move from my hometown to two hours north to my apartment. He was fine in the car but things went downhill when we got here. He was refusing food and his paws and ears are ice cold. He has pale gums too. He threw up this morning so I took him to the vet. None were available so a nurse checked his vitals and decided he would be okay until we could come back later during their walk-in hours. So we’re going back in about two hours. Since we brought him home earlier he was acting more like himself. Tying to eat our food and wanting snuggles. My only concern is that he’s ice cold on the paws, ears, and tail. I’ve been keeping him wrapped in the grey blanket as much as possible. Please send all your prayers, positive energy, and good vibes this way. We could really use it. I’m praying Ocho will have a long happy life with us. Life hits me hard when it decides to hit so I’m sorry about all the ads recently. Normally I try to have a bunch of posts in between but I just don’t have the time right now, or the motivation, to be honest. My rent is outrageous and the ad money is going straight to Ocho. Thank you for everyone who has sent me positive and encouraging messages. You have no idea how much it helps. Thank you so much for supporting me and Ocho.

Update on my little baby. We decided to name him Ocho! We had to move from my hometown to two hours north to my apartment. He was fine in th...

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE m the pole with your hands. A tongue very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes will stick when the surface of the pole is 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole. 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İake test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue. . If if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck your tongue should do the trick. pantomiming a glass of water poured over How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/"> Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE m the pole with your hands. A tongue very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes will stick when the surface of the pole is 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole. 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İake test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue. . If if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck your tongue should do the trick. pantomiming a glass of water poured over How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/"> Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>

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Books, Chill, and Fire: Rainy Day Sentence Starters <p><a href="http://ohnoarno.tumblr.com/post/166059190317/its-been-raining-for-days-looks-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">ohnoarno</a>:</p><blockquote><ul><li>“It’s been raining for days.”<br/></li> <li>“Looks like the rainy season is finally here.”<br/></li> <li>“Shall I put on a pot of tea?”<br/></li> <li>“Turn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.”<br/></li> <li>“Close the window, you’ll ruin the flooring!”<br/></li> <li>“You’re sopping wet.”<br/></li> <li>“What on earth were you doing out there?”<br/></li> <li>“Fine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.”<br/></li> <li>“I don’t need you tracking mud everywhere.”<br/></li> <li>“The sound of rain is so nice.”<br/></li> <li>“You’re going out? In this?”<br/></li> <li>“You can’t go out there, it’s pouring down rain!”<br/></li> <li>“I like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.”<br/></li> <li>“The day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.”<br/></li> <li>“I cannot believe we’re stuck in this!”<br/></li> <li>“Maybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.”<br/></li> <li>“Does it ever stop raining here?”<br/></li> <li>“Oh no! The rain ruined our picnic.”<br/></li> <li>“Want to go for a walk in the rain?”<br/></li> <li>“Can I have a blanket?”<br/></li> <li>“Sorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.”<br/></li> <li>“Look at the sky! The lightning is insane.”<br/></li> <li>“It’s getting pretty intense out there.”<br/></li> <li>“A rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.”<br/></li> <li>“Let’s go for a walk in the rain.”<br/></li> <li>“Here, this should warm you up.”<br/></li> <li>“Come in here before you catch a cold.”<br/></li> <li>“Ugh, that’s just a silly old wives’ tale.”<br/></li> <li>“I pity the poor souls caught out in this.”<br/></li> <li>“Aren’t there any books to read?”<br/></li> <li>“Rains smells so different in the city.”<br/></li> <li>“The rain smells better in the countryside.”<br/></li> <li>“Nothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.”<br/></li> <li>“Careful, the tea is still hot.”<br/></li> <li>-draws on the fogged up windows-<br/></li> <li>-Flips loudly through book-</li> <li>-sighs- “It’s so cozy in here.”</li> </ul></blockquote>

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Antidote, God, and Love: <p><a href="http://phantomemes.tumblr.com/post/166125434642/rp-sentence-starters-taken-from-rupi-kaurs-work" class="tumblr_blog">phantomemes</a>:</p><blockquote> <blockquote><p><small>rp sentence starters taken from <b>rupi kaur’s</b> work , <b>the sun and her flowers</b>.</small></p></blockquote> <p><small>“ my heart cracked inside my body. ”<br/>“ no one is coming in and no one is getting out. ”<br/>“ i deserved someone who was willing to stay.”<br/>“ a dozen different thoughts tear through me each second. ”<br/>“ i envy the winds who still witness you. ”<br/>“ i could be anything in the world. ”<br/>“ but i wanted to be his. ”<br/>“ what does love look like? ”<br/>“ i realized how naive i have been. ”<br/>“ i’m about to get up and walk right out the door. ”<br/>“ you cannot walk in and out of me like a revolving door. ”<br/>“ you took the sun with you when you left. ”<br/>“ when you plunged the knife into me you also began bleeding. ”<br/>“ you will suffer the way you make me suffer. ”<br/>“ i think my body knew you would not stay. ”<br/>“ your absence is a missing limb. ”<br/>“ it must be hard to live with what ifs. ”<br/>“ how did we live through it and how are we still living? ”<br/>“ i can tell when you’re lying. ”<br/>“ the person i fell in love with was a mirage. ”<br/>“ i notice everything i do not have. ”<br/>“ i hardened under the last loss. ”<br/>“ all i dream is to soften. ”<br/>“ i barely feel like living. ”<br/>“ why are you so unkind to me? ”<br/>“ you are waiting for someone who is not coming back. ”<br/>“ i was the warmest place you knew. ”<br/>“ you turned me cold. ”<br/>“ the irony of loneliness is we all feel it at the same time. ”<br/>“ you must see no worth in yourself. ”<br/>“ worth is not something we transfer. ”<br/>“ growth is a process. ”<br/>“ your actions are not my responsibility. ”<br/>“ it’s okay to let others help pick up the pieces. ”<br/>“ i do not weep because i’m unhappy. ”<br/>“ i have everything and yet i am unhappy. ”<br/>“ nothing in this world was promised or belonged to you. ”<br/>“ all you own is yourself. ”<br/>“ you have already rotted. ”<br/>“ there is nothing left for me to do. ”<br/>“ what if nothing wants me because i do not want me? ”<br/>“ i am both the poison and the antidote. ”<br/>“ i have survived far too much to go quietly. ”<br/>“ my death will be grand. ”<br/>“ all i’ve ever known is pain. ”<br/>“ never feel guilty for starting again. ”<br/>“ i am the ghost of ghosts. ”<br/>“ there is god in you. ”  </small><br/></p> </blockquote>

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