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Apple, Bad, and Beef: HOW TO REFORM HUSBANDS BY CERTAIN KINDS OF FOODS. Following is a list of foods which, according to an expert, may, when cooked for police court defendants by their wives, give them happy homes again: tough beef. turnips, leeks. fingers LAZINESS Peppers, horseradish, tobasco, chop sney, radishes NERVOUSNESS Chicken salad, hot chocolate, etring beans, WIFE-BEATING-Vegetables, nuts and cereals, jelly cake, lady UNLOVING-Steak, chops, carrots, spinach, Lima beans, cakes. COLD FEET-Buckwheat cakes, sausage, fried potatoes, shad roe. COLD HANDS-Rice, tapioca, cheese cake, pork chops, brown bread. TALKING IN SLEEP -Onions, garlic, anchovies, bolled ham, also clothes pins. SNORING-Welsh rabbit, pickled onions, bloaters, cream puffs. STAYING OUT--Canvas back duck, terrapin, ice cream, chocolate eclairs. DRINKING-Mush, milk, candy, marmalade, tit-bits, tafy STUPIDITY-Fresh fish, oatmeal, corned beef, hash, cranberry tarts. stale bread. chops. bread, citron. chicken. pudding. BAD TEMPER-Pigs' knuckles, sauerkraut, tripe, buttermilk HENPECKED Raw beef sandwiches, beans, carrots, mutton BRAIN STORM Cold water, lemonade, oatmeal gruel, corn GAMBLING-Near-foods, grated nutmeg, doughnuts, apple pie, MOLLYCODDLEBeefsteak and ontons, roast mutton, plum FLIRTING Onions. <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/160926472574/emeraldboreas-yesterdaysprint-the-akron" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/160926159891/yesterdaysprint-the-akron-beacon-journal" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yesterdays-print.com/post/160925958904/the-akron-beacon-journal-ohio-april-3-1907" class="tumblr_blog">yesterdaysprint</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907<br/></p></blockquote> <p>What.</p> </blockquote> <p>FLIRTING – ONIONS<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Beating your wife? Try some carrots!</p>

patron-saint-of-smart-asses: emeraldboreas: yesterdaysprint: The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907 What. FLIRTING – ONIONS Bea...

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Comfortable, Food, and Hungry: What actually happens when two humans hug Everybody loves cuddles from the biggest gangster to the smallest child. We get so much love when we are children. Years pass, the love changes, it's not unconditional from everyone any more. Conditions come with the amount of love and support. You make friends, they will grow to love you, but not give you as much affection as when you were a child. You meet someone who wants to be with you, close to you, be your friend, become your lover. Time for hugs, comfort and beautiful moments. You are loved again, not that your family or friends ever fell out of love with you. It's just different now, you are supposed to be starting your own family. Somebody to share food with... Even though you hate sharing food because you are hungry lol. Another soul to exchange stories with, company that can't be rival by any other. Seek Out love, even though you have been hurt, you know that you don't want to be single. We all want and need affection, not merely sexual encounters. Sex is cool but everything else that should come with it, makes up the love of life itself. The late nights curled up together... Complaining that your partner is freezing but they only went to the toilet and you were happy, that they put their cold feet on your legs, because you are excited to be with someone special. You are back in each other's arms. The embrace comes with a reassuring kiss. Everything will be alright now. Pulling you closer, holding you tighter, hoping to never let go. You don't want them to go, you can't wait for the day to end so you can start cuddling again. chakabars

Everybody loves cuddles from the biggest gangster to the smallest child. We get so much love when we are children. Years pass, the love chan...

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