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Apparently, Ariel, and Children: Tweet @Mvriaarn Boots wondering why Dora is caucasiarn Catsuka @catsuka "Dora the Explorer" live-action movie produced by Michael Bay is coming.. hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/do... 35 10/24/17, 2:47 PM <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169357739925/rose-owl-anais-ninja-blog" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://rose-owl.tumblr.com/post/169356824380/anais-ninja-blog-howdidthisevenhappenanyway" class="tumblr_blog">rose-owl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://anais-ninja-blog.tumblr.com/post/169350897422/howdidthisevenhappenanyway-this-makes-me-so" class="tumblr_blog">anais-ninja-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://howdidthisevenhappenanyway.tumblr.com/post/169350075891/this-makes-me-so-uncomfortable-for-so-many-reasons" class="tumblr_blog">howdidthisevenhappenanyway</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this makes me so uncomfortable for so many reasons </p></blockquote> <p>omg, okay, I was gonna let this shit go because itโ€™s a tempest in a teacup, but otherwise smart people keep reblogging it talking about whitewashing and sexualizing childrenโ€™s media.</p> <p>so hereโ€™s the facts: </p> <p>apparently Michael Bayโ€™s production company has optioned Dora the Explorer, but as of earlier this week when I looked it up, Bay himself is barely creatively involved, and no casting has been announced. (<a href="http://ew.com/movies/2017/10/23/dora-explorer-live-action-movie-michael-bay/">http://ew.com/movies/2017/10/23/dora-explorer-live-action-movie-michael-bay/</a>)</p> <p>that image? that is NOT a production still from Bayโ€™s Dora, okay???? thatโ€™s from a YEARS OLD COLLEGE HUMOR SPOOF. (<a href="https://youtu.be/TnpTcrtsN3U">https://youtu.be/TnpTcrtsN3U</a>)</p> <p>now, this could still very well end up being a disaster for any number of reasons, but as of now, itโ€™s just more sharing clickbait without having actually clicked.</p> </blockquote> <p>You mean people took this seriously?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="304" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="ungifable:vIyPO3UUEFww15y5Ov0Mfw:Ztp7Vq2DrXLSC"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ec378cedf05c7d41adacc42036cbbaa/tumblr_ofl23jcWjZ1si3tc1o1_540.gif" data-orig-height="304" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Even IF, </p><p><br/></p><p>Did everyone forget white Mexicans are a thing? Spaniards? Anybody? </p></blockquote> <p>Iโ€™M SCREAMING. I immediately recognized that screenshot from the spoof with Ariel Winter. I cannot believe people.</p>
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College, Dora the Explorer, and Gif: Michael Bay to Produce Live- Action 'Dora the Explorer' Movie October 23, 2017 at 4:11 pmm Written by Haleigh Foutch f SHARE TWEET <p><a href="http://the-spooky-birdy.tumblr.com/post/166754548073/klubbhead-gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as" class="tumblr_blog">the-spooky-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/166754496523/gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166746643652/gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166736078532/matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg-as-boots" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Matt Damon as Backpack </p> <p>Mark Wahlberg as Boots</p> </blockquote> <p>BTS footage. (10/24/2017)</p> <figure data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270" data-tumblr-attribution="cnet:MWj65_JxO3NpATU5MRTyGQ:Zgk_Nx1xq9UyH" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/da88d52a3bc7d324dd93a1b6f5b59837/tumblr_nxm11wqcp71qlnszno1_500.gif" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/701448b8ac0ad113c59948b8315a0441/tumblr_inline_oycerxugWM1tmmkdf_500.jpg" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Didnโ€™t CollegeHumor already do this</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTnpTcrtsN3U"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/TnpTcrtsN3U?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>I was just thinking of the college humor sketch. Although to be fair I would probably watch that.</p>

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Bad, Books, and College: did you know? On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence. PHOTO: WARNER BROS DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM spoopy-story: lupinatic: mutant-aesthetic: liquored-up-rifleman: mutant-aesthetic: zahnegott: wroughtornot: did-you-kno: On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. Thereโ€™s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didnโ€™t need toilets because they โ€˜simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.โ€™ Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spellย  fuck this is b a d This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets The what? 1) Pretty sure those tweets are a joke 2) With regard to bathroom hygiene, she was specifically referencing the time Hogwarts was founded, and back then people did tend to shit in the streets without even bothering to tidy up afterwards, so wizards were basically following muggles in that respect. โ€œ Hogwartsโ€™ plumbing became more elaborate in the eighteenth century (this was a rare instance of wizards copying Muggles, because hitherto they simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence)โ€ฆ โ€œ Right there in one of the provided sources. None of the characters we got to know and love (or hate, for that matter) shat themselves on the regular. 3) Her franchise. Sheโ€™s allowed to add on to it. Not her fault if nobody bothers actually reading the add-ons properly, anymore than it was her fault if people misinterpreted the books themselves. http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7020700/jk-rowling-knows-way-too-much-about-her-charactersthoseย โ€˜tweetsโ€™ are sooo old and not real anyway. Theyโ€™ve been circulating tumblr like nonstop since college humor made them up.
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