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madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH : ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I tried to steal a large, expensive bottle of beer from a house I cleverly hid it by stuffing it into my pants. party I was attending. I knew there was only one thing I could do to make this right. But as I was saying goodbye... The bottle fell out and shattered on the ground. 0 SNASH T ran the hell away. Collegelumon ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... CollegeHumor I went online and became an ordained minister. This is the number one best idea. QUIKMINISTER.BIZ "Twice as holy for half the price!" SIGN UP TODAY! So now, when you sneeze, and I say "bless you"... It secretly means so much more. ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I started doing magic tricks for all of the employees at a bar. Whether they wanted to see them or not. Whassat behind yer ear...? Ish... thish yer card? uh, yeah actually! It's a shot! A few months later, I went back to that bar, assuming that by now no one would remember my embarrasing magic show. But the bouncer recognized me... Yeah, you're the guy with all the magic tricks, right? Hey pal, don'tIknow you from somewhere? well I've got one say to you... thing to WE STILL TALK THAT WAS SO AWESOME! ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME! CollegeHumor ...He was a big fan. ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I got super nauseous while I was riding in the car with friends so I barfed out the window, all over everyone in the back seat... ...and directly onto the windshield of the police car behind us. We got pulled over, and everyone in the car got a ticket... SPLAT!! CollegeHumon ...except for me, because I was the only one with my seatbelt on. madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
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<p><a href="http://spiritphone.tumblr.com/post/166585988527/tiqqun-its-really-hard-to-believe-this-came" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spiritphone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://tiqqun.tumblr.com/post/166574046567/its-really-hard-to-believe-this-came-from" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tiqqun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>It’s really hard to believe this came from CollegeHumor in 2010.</p></blockquote> <p>we were better then</p> </blockquote>: The Demicolor Invented by a mad Andorran monk in 1422, the demicolon is a versatile (if a bit showy) punctuation tool. While a semicolon can only connect two related-yet-independent clauses, a demicolon can connect anything to damn well anything else it pleases. Then it calls all of semicolon's friends and leaves threatening voice- mails on their answering machines. Demicolon: connects an independent clause to another independent clause, a dependent clause, an adverb, a picture of a bear, the planet Neptune, some buttons, your mother, etc Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthu Yo semicolon, better not go to Modern usage: 1: "Grammar is not cool." 2. "Maybe this will change your tune ha BOOM 1: "I retract my statement. Please become my surrogate father." <p><a href="http://spiritphone.tumblr.com/post/166585988527/tiqqun-its-really-hard-to-believe-this-came" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spiritphone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://tiqqun.tumblr.com/post/166574046567/its-really-hard-to-believe-this-came-from" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tiqqun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>It’s really hard to believe this came from CollegeHumor in 2010.</p></blockquote> <p>we were better then</p> </blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://the-spooky-birdy.tumblr.com/post/166754548073/klubbhead-gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as" class="tumblr_blog">the-spooky-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/166754496523/gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166746643652/gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166736078532/matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg-as-boots" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Matt Damon as Backpack </p> <p>Mark Wahlberg as Boots</p> </blockquote> <p>BTS footage. (10/24/2017)</p> <figure data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270" data-tumblr-attribution="cnet:MWj65_JxO3NpATU5MRTyGQ:Zgk_Nx1xq9UyH" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/da88d52a3bc7d324dd93a1b6f5b59837/tumblr_nxm11wqcp71qlnszno1_500.gif" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/701448b8ac0ad113c59948b8315a0441/tumblr_inline_oycerxugWM1tmmkdf_500.jpg" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Didn’t CollegeHumor already do this</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTnpTcrtsN3U"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/TnpTcrtsN3U?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>I was just thinking of the college humor sketch. Although to be fair I would probably watch that.</p>: Michael Bay to Produce Live- Action 'Dora the Explorer' Movie October 23, 2017 at 4:11 pmm Written by Haleigh Foutch f SHARE TWEET <p><a href="http://the-spooky-birdy.tumblr.com/post/166754548073/klubbhead-gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as" class="tumblr_blog">the-spooky-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/166754496523/gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166746643652/gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166736078532/matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg-as-boots" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Matt Damon as Backpack </p> <p>Mark Wahlberg as Boots</p> </blockquote> <p>BTS footage. (10/24/2017)</p> <figure data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270" data-tumblr-attribution="cnet:MWj65_JxO3NpATU5MRTyGQ:Zgk_Nx1xq9UyH" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/da88d52a3bc7d324dd93a1b6f5b59837/tumblr_nxm11wqcp71qlnszno1_500.gif" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/701448b8ac0ad113c59948b8315a0441/tumblr_inline_oycerxugWM1tmmkdf_500.jpg" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Didn’t CollegeHumor already do this</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTnpTcrtsN3U"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/TnpTcrtsN3U?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>I was just thinking of the college humor sketch. Although to be fair I would probably watch that.</p>

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MINI RANT: *LONG INHALE*😤😤😤😤*EXHALE* Why is Thor Odinson, the God of Thunder a legitimate god, toward the middle? Why is Thor, King of Asgard, someone who possesses the All-Tongue, on the incredibly dumb side? More importantly, why is Groot, a member of a highly intelligent alien race, on the dumb side??? Because he can only say "I am Groot."? If ANYTHING we should be on the dumb side because Groot can fully communicate his entire language and have whole conversations with only three words, while we need millions of words to speak. I don't think in any universe Captain America is even remotely stronger than Thor. How is Bucky Barnes, a one of the world's best marksmen and tacticians considered incredibly dumb? Hawkeye is also one of the best tacticians and one of the best SHIELD agents in history, so why is he on the dumb side? Scott Lang also has a degree in electrical engineering sooo.... 😐Quicksilver is at the very bottom...what? Anyone who knows anything about speedsters knows that they are insanely powerful. If you really get into the science of it, they can some things beyond comprehension. Scarlett Witch is considered a weakling...*cough* House of M *cough* Starlord is a weakling...even though he's a demigod and the son of a Celestial. 😑How.😑The.😑Actual.😑Fuck.😑Is Fury smarter than Tony Stark, a man how created a new element and was 1-2 of the team that cured cancer? How in the HHHHHEEEELLL Ant Man so weak? When he can shrink down to become as strong as a bullet and outgrow the size of the universe and become taller than Eternity? He can literally beat any character in existence, so I'd think he's pretty strong, but that's just me🤷🏾‍♂️Why is War Machine on the weak side, even though he has an Iron Man armor? Is Nick Fury actually considered stronger than Quicksilver...okay. Why are Falcon and Hawkeye stronger than Scarlet Witch, someone who can manipulate reality and has chaos magic? AND WHY IS SO STRONG??? There is no way in hell that Bucky Barnes i actually than Thor, an actual god, Gamora, and Drax. I get that Vision is strong, but he's nothing compared to Thor. WHY IS THOR SO LOW?!!?!!!! HE IS A GOD! I ran out of characters so end of rant..: SUPER STRONG HULK VISION CAPTAIN GROOT AMERICA BUCKY IRON BARNES MAN THOR DRAX BLACK WIDOW m GAMORA WAR FALCON MACHINE NICK 3 HAWK FURY EYE SCARLET WITCH ANTMAN ROCKET STARLORD RACCOON BRUCE QUICKSILVER BANNER WEAKLING CollegeHumor MINI RANT: *LONG INHALE*😤😤😤😤*EXHALE* Why is Thor Odinson, the God of Thunder a legitimate god, toward the middle? Why is Thor, King of Asgard, someone who possesses the All-Tongue, on the incredibly dumb side? More importantly, why is Groot, a member of a highly intelligent alien race, on the dumb side??? Because he can only say "I am Groot."? If ANYTHING we should be on the dumb side because Groot can fully communicate his entire language and have whole conversations with only three words, while we need millions of words to speak. I don't think in any universe Captain America is even remotely stronger than Thor. How is Bucky Barnes, a one of the world's best marksmen and tacticians considered incredibly dumb? Hawkeye is also one of the best tacticians and one of the best SHIELD agents in history, so why is he on the dumb side? Scott Lang also has a degree in electrical engineering sooo.... 😐Quicksilver is at the very bottom...what? Anyone who knows anything about speedsters knows that they are insanely powerful. If you really get into the science of it, they can some things beyond comprehension. Scarlett Witch is considered a weakling...*cough* House of M *cough* Starlord is a weakling...even though he's a demigod and the son of a Celestial. 😑How.😑The.😑Actual.😑Fuck.😑Is Fury smarter than Tony Stark, a man how created a new element and was 1-2 of the team that cured cancer? How in the HHHHHEEEELLL Ant Man so weak? When he can shrink down to become as strong as a bullet and outgrow the size of the universe and become taller than Eternity? He can literally beat any character in existence, so I'd think he's pretty strong, but that's just me🤷🏾‍♂️Why is War Machine on the weak side, even though he has an Iron Man armor? Is Nick Fury actually considered stronger than Quicksilver...okay. Why are Falcon and Hawkeye stronger than Scarlet Witch, someone who can manipulate reality and has chaos magic? AND WHY IS SO STRONG??? There is no way in hell that Bucky Barnes i actually than Thor, an actual god, Gamora, and Drax. I get that Vision is strong, but he's nothing compared to Thor. WHY IS THOR SO LOW?!!?!!!! HE IS A GOD! I ran out of characters so end of rant..
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