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A few months back I said I used Tom’s natural deodorant and lots of pretty ladies in my comments and DM were like “aye smash try native it’s amazing.” So I did. Now lemme be clear I never thought I would spend $10 on deodorant fam like I shave my armpits anyway so I don’t really be stinking to be honest I smell like daffodils and jean Paul Gaultier cologne but ayeeeee I wanted something without aluminum and parabens (whatever the HECC that is) so I went in. I selected grapefruit sandalwood. Lemme tell y’all this the truth. I feel powdery dry and sensually seductive lmao. I feel like a perfect mix of citrusy crisp and clean combine with manly and outdoorsy like I might heck around and go camping but in a restored hipster RV with my beautiful dog and take photos of it and post them on the gram for my adoring 300,000 followers lol. Nah for real tho this joint nice. It’s fresh all day. I recommend it. AND I DID NOT GET PAID FOR THIS CAPTION COT DAMMIT THIS IS NOT AN AD I DONT MAKE MONEY ON THIS ACCOUNT I AM JUST GIVING YALL THE GAME OK? BLESS UP 😍😂😂: Puppy pulls off a kiss while sliding upside down A few months back I said I used Tom’s natural deodorant and lots of pretty ladies in my comments and DM were like “aye smash try native it’s amazing.” So I did. Now lemme be clear I never thought I would spend $10 on deodorant fam like I shave my armpits anyway so I don’t really be stinking to be honest I smell like daffodils and jean Paul Gaultier cologne but ayeeeee I wanted something without aluminum and parabens (whatever the HECC that is) so I went in. I selected grapefruit sandalwood. Lemme tell y’all this the truth. I feel powdery dry and sensually seductive lmao. I feel like a perfect mix of citrusy crisp and clean combine with manly and outdoorsy like I might heck around and go camping but in a restored hipster RV with my beautiful dog and take photos of it and post them on the gram for my adoring 300,000 followers lol. Nah for real tho this joint nice. It’s fresh all day. I recommend it. AND I DID NOT GET PAID FOR THIS CAPTION COT DAMMIT THIS IS NOT AN AD I DONT MAKE MONEY ON THIS ACCOUNT I AM JUST GIVING YALL THE GAME OK? BLESS UP 😍😂😂

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srsfunny: Some Confessions Of The Working Class: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of srsfunny: Some Confessions Of The Working Class

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Louisiana Man Faces Life In Prison For Killing Girlfriend’s Convicted Molester, Says He’s “Not Sorry” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, a Louisiana man was found guilty on charges of second-degree murder after he admitted to killing the man who molested his girlfriend. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the incident occurred in July 2015. Brittany Monk, the girlfriend, testified in court that she and her boyfriend, Jace Crehan, broke into the convicted molester’s trailer and tried to scare him. However, things took a turn for the worse after she sprayed cologne in Robert Noce Jr.’s face. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As she stood before the court, Monk said she told Noce, who was convicted of sexually assaulting Monk for nine years, that he ruined her life. She said her boyfriend then instructed her to get a knife, to which she complied, retrieving the “biggest” knife she could find. Crehan then used the knife to stab Noce repeatedly, just before wrapping a belt around Noce’s neck, using his foot to pull it tighter. After the struggle, the two threw Noce’s body in a 55-gallon container and threw the knife in a lake. Days later, Daily News reports, Crehan admitted to the murder, as he believed the justice system “failed” his girlfriend. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The incident occurred just days after Noce pleaded no contest to sexually molesting Monk while he was dating her mother. However, Crehan said he was “not sorry” for his actions, in fact, he revealed that he felt “a lot better.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although Crehan’s attorney attempted to argue that his actions were in passion, prosecutors said they were “vigilante” justice, adding that, “We do not live in a country where we as a society are allowed to take the law into our own hands and do justice.” As a result, a jury found Crehan guilty of second-degree murder, he is now facing life in prison. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Monk, on the other hand, pleaded guilty to manslaughter earlier this year and is facing 40 years in prison.: Louisiana Man Faces Life In Prison For Killing Girlfriend's Convicted Molester, Says He's "Not Sorry" @balleralert Louisiana Man Faces Life In Prison For Killing Girlfriend’s Convicted Molester, Says He’s “Not Sorry” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, a Louisiana man was found guilty on charges of second-degree murder after he admitted to killing the man who molested his girlfriend. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the incident occurred in July 2015. Brittany Monk, the girlfriend, testified in court that she and her boyfriend, Jace Crehan, broke into the convicted molester’s trailer and tried to scare him. However, things took a turn for the worse after she sprayed cologne in Robert Noce Jr.’s face. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As she stood before the court, Monk said she told Noce, who was convicted of sexually assaulting Monk for nine years, that he ruined her life. She said her boyfriend then instructed her to get a knife, to which she complied, retrieving the “biggest” knife she could find. Crehan then used the knife to stab Noce repeatedly, just before wrapping a belt around Noce’s neck, using his foot to pull it tighter. After the struggle, the two threw Noce’s body in a 55-gallon container and threw the knife in a lake. Days later, Daily News reports, Crehan admitted to the murder, as he believed the justice system “failed” his girlfriend. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The incident occurred just days after Noce pleaded no contest to sexually molesting Monk while he was dating her mother. However, Crehan said he was “not sorry” for his actions, in fact, he revealed that he felt “a lot better.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although Crehan’s attorney attempted to argue that his actions were in passion, prosecutors said they were “vigilante” justice, adding that, “We do not live in a country where we as a society are allowed to take the law into our own hands and do justice.” As a result, a jury found Crehan guilty of second-degree murder, he is now facing life in prison. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Monk, on the other hand, pleaded guilty to manslaughter earlier this year and is facing 40 years in prison.

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The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn't Sh*t- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's been two years since you two have said a word to each other let alone had sex. Yet, the slightest thing triggers a memory. You smell his favorite cologne and have flashbacks about that one time at the Westin Hotel, where he pinned you to the wall and gave you everything he had. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You can't wash the dishes without thinking about how he manhandled you that one time before work. Everything you do reminds you of that passionate, mind- blowing sex. Truthfully speaking, the d*ck was life changing. He just wasn't sh*t. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now you're stuck because you've moved past him and his shenanigans, but you cant let go of how he commanded your body. Just the sound of his voice had you aroused. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This just means, you've just been hit with that good joog. You're going to have to figure out a way to occupy your time so that you can move on. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Focusing on your career-education is a good start. What's better than getting good joog? A bomb career. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Workout - nothing relieves stress like a hard workout. Plus it's killing two birds with one stone. You’re getting healthy- fine while alleviating that extra stress... to read more , log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).: The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn't Sh*t @balleralert Read more: www.balleralert.com The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn't Sh*t- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's been two years since you two have said a word to each other let alone had sex. Yet, the slightest thing triggers a memory. You smell his favorite cologne and have flashbacks about that one time at the Westin Hotel, where he pinned you to the wall and gave you everything he had. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You can't wash the dishes without thinking about how he manhandled you that one time before work. Everything you do reminds you of that passionate, mind- blowing sex. Truthfully speaking, the d*ck was life changing. He just wasn't sh*t. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now you're stuck because you've moved past him and his shenanigans, but you cant let go of how he commanded your body. Just the sound of his voice had you aroused. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This just means, you've just been hit with that good joog. You're going to have to figure out a way to occupy your time so that you can move on. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Focusing on your career-education is a good start. What's better than getting good joog? A bomb career. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Workout - nothing relieves stress like a hard workout. Plus it's killing two birds with one stone. You’re getting healthy- fine while alleviating that extra stress... to read more , log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).
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Drake Adds Denzel Washington to His List of Celebrity Tattoos – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Drake is slowly turning into his body into an artistic masterpiece of his favorite people, places and things. Among the rapper’s tattoos that represent his hometown or his birthday, Drake inked a slew of artwork to represent his favorite projects, people and cologne. The rapper also has a giant family portrait on his back, which features a photo of his mother and an itty bity portrait of his father’s mugshot tatted on his arm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Most recently, Drake had Toronto-based tattoo artist Inal Bersekov tat a portrait of his recently deceased friend and fellow rapper, Anthony ‘Fif’ Soares. But, Drake’s tattoo range does not end with family and friends. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The rapper has immortalized a slew of celebrities, of whom he’s received inspiration from or has been a fan of. The most recent celebrity to join the likes of Sade, LilWayne and Aaliyah is none other than the on-screen legend, DenzelWashington. Drake summoned Bersekov to ink Washington’s character Bleek Gilliam from the ‘90s film “Mo’ Better Blues,” as it is one of his all-time favorite movies. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Which celebrity do you think Drake will tattoo on his body next?: Drake Adds Denzel Washington to His List of Celebrity Tattoos @balleralert Drake Adds Denzel Washington to His List of Celebrity Tattoos – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Drake is slowly turning into his body into an artistic masterpiece of his favorite people, places and things. Among the rapper’s tattoos that represent his hometown or his birthday, Drake inked a slew of artwork to represent his favorite projects, people and cologne. The rapper also has a giant family portrait on his back, which features a photo of his mother and an itty bity portrait of his father’s mugshot tatted on his arm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Most recently, Drake had Toronto-based tattoo artist Inal Bersekov tat a portrait of his recently deceased friend and fellow rapper, Anthony ‘Fif’ Soares. But, Drake’s tattoo range does not end with family and friends. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The rapper has immortalized a slew of celebrities, of whom he’s received inspiration from or has been a fan of. The most recent celebrity to join the likes of Sade, LilWayne and Aaliyah is none other than the on-screen legend, DenzelWashington. Drake summoned Bersekov to ink Washington’s character Bleek Gilliam from the ‘90s film “Mo’ Better Blues,” as it is one of his all-time favorite movies. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Which celebrity do you think Drake will tattoo on his body next?

Drake Adds Denzel Washington to His List of Celebrity Tattoos – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Drake is slowly turning into his bod...

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