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Anon wants his tendies: Anonymous 12/19/19(Thu)16:37:18 No.816532143 File: 1576668342772.jpg (68 KB, 467x640) >816529450 (OP) >Mommy has some new friends over for din-din >They've all been drinking >Mommy forgets to feed her baby >Raging hatred fills my thoughts >l move at an astounding .001 miles per hour down the stairs, wearing nothing but my big boy diaper >Already out of breath from my long journey >One of my Mommy's friends, Stacey, sees me and starts to scream >l tower over her puny form "MY TENDIES HAVE YOU HAVE NEGLECTED, NOW YOUR LIFE WILL BE AFFECTED" >Throw her to the floor like a fucking rag doll >She's pleading with me to stop, but I've only just begun "MUMMY, MUMMY, COME COME HERE NOW, OR I WILL KILL THIS IMPRUDENT COW" >Mommy appears in the hallway, a glass of wine in hand "Oh hi anon, I didn't know you were up-" >She stops cold when she sees Stacey kneeling behind me "H-hold on, sweetie, l'll get your tendies in a sec-" "STACEY-WACEY BLOCKED MY PATH, NOW SHE SHALL FEEL MY WRATH" >l squeeze out a big-boy tendie-shaped turd in Stacey's stupid mouth >She vomits it back up in my anal cavity >Ungrateful bitch "MY POO-POO YOU HAVE REJECTED, SO NOW YOU PLEASE MY ACHING ERECTION" >I cum in the horrid mixture of vomit and poopies >Force her to eat it >Mommy's calling 911 >Police arrive just as Stacey finishes her meal >Start crying and explain to the officers that Mommy's friend tried to touch my wee-wee >They take her away, Mommy just stares blank-faced >Mfw Anon wants his tendies
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Come Here Now: boo boo the fool Today at 9:27 PM i hate daylight savings it fucks me up i woke up at 12 and it was 1 Lil Hal BOT Today at 9:27 PM Hi Dave! Hi! In Australia! It's Oskaar here in Iceland. I got your email the other day, IT MADE ME REALLY FOCKING ANGRY! You know I get three hours of sunlight per day, EVERY DAY THREE HOURS! And you, are arguing about ONE HOUR! Guess what time it is. Look around.It's a beautiful day, in sunny Reykjavik at.. 20 minutes past three o clock! No I have- dmsvnffdf sorry dave, my my my camera is broken. I have to sit, for two hours, in front of ultra violent light! Thats so to to help my mind and my skins from being healthy. I drink this pfff lici. Do you know what lici is? Lici is oil from fish. I drink the fish shits two times per day! This stops me from being funny in the head. It's called sc- it's called... Heather, Dave, I want you do do this for me. I want you to show everybody in your silly(???) city some things that I do in my life. I'll take you for a journey. Come with me. Uh, this is what I do every day after I come home from work. I take my dog for a walk in this beautiful park here. Can you see? No you can't see cause it's focking too dark. Hey, you haven't seen my dog have you? Stalone, you know, Stalone, like the cliff hanger movies. Stalone! Hold on- STALONE! STA-LONE! Oh shit. H-hey, now I'm going on a journey to one of our famous beaches here in Iceland. A- FOCKING DOG SH- I'M ON MY ICELANDIC BEACH. HEY DAVE LET'S GO AND HAVE A SWIM WITH ME. AHAHAHA. I WOULDN'T SWIM IN THAT IF YOU FUCKING PAYED ME A MILLION DOLLARS. IF I COULD HAVE YOUR HOUR I WOULD RIP IT FROM YOUR- YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU. BE HEROS. YOU ARE BE HEROS. SAVE- SAVE YOUR DAYLIGHT. SAVE IT.DON'T LET IT RUN AWAY IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. Think about me Dave. Tell your friends. HEY- FUCKING BATTERY- STALLONE. COME HERE NOW YOU STUPID DOG
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Today you were starting your first day at work and you were really excited but also a bit nervous about what they were going to think of you. On the way to work you received a text from your best friend Liam saying 'Have a good day Y-N and good luck with the new job, you deserve it xx'. BTW THE KISSES ARE NORMAL THEYRE JUST FRIENDS. You walked into work to be greeted by your manager Tracey. She was loving and was really nice. You were told you had to take people's orders and serve their food. You were completely nervous and you walked up to your first customers table. (Niall's POV) I went to my favourite restaurant called Rusty's and sat at the table. I heard someone ask to take my order and as I looked up I saw a beautiful lady standing in front of me. She seemed a bit nervous so I knew she was obviously new, considering that is always go here and have never seen her before so I introduced myself. "Hi, I'm Niall. I can see your new because I haven't seen you here before and I always come here." We giggled and then she took my order. (Y-N POV) Niall was the best looking boy I've ever seen and he was nice to. I can't believe how hot he is omg!! Well after I gave him his food he kept ordering more food. I asked him 'how can you eat that much' he replied 'I was hoping you would say that because I was only ordering more food so you would keep coming here. Now I'm full and my wallet is hungry for money.' You both laughed your heads off until everyone was staring at you. After wards he gave you his number and asked you out. โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” How did you like it? Btw I won't be posting everyday. Comment and like for more. Tell me in the comments what you think should happen and you thought over this chapter:): Chapter Today you were starting your first day at work and you were really excited but also a bit nervous about what they were going to think of you. On the way to work you received a text from your best friend Liam saying 'Have a good day Y-N and good luck with the new job, you deserve it xx'. BTW THE KISSES ARE NORMAL THEYRE JUST FRIENDS. You walked into work to be greeted by your manager Tracey. She was loving and was really nice. You were told you had to take people's orders and serve their food. You were completely nervous and you walked up to your first customers table. (Niall's POV) I went to my favourite restaurant called Rusty's and sat at the table. I heard someone ask to take my order and as I looked up I saw a beautiful lady standing in front of me. She seemed a bit nervous so I knew she was obviously new, considering that is always go here and have never seen her before so I introduced myself. "Hi, I'm Niall. I can see your new because I haven't seen you here before and I always come here." We giggled and then she took my order. (Y-N POV) Niall was the best looking boy I've ever seen and he was nice to. I can't believe how hot he is omg!! Well after I gave him his food he kept ordering more food. I asked him 'how can you eat that much' he replied 'I was hoping you would say that because I was only ordering more food so you would keep coming here. Now I'm full and my wallet is hungry for money.' You both laughed your heads off until everyone was staring at you. After wards he gave you his number and asked you out. โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” How did you like it? Btw I won't be posting everyday. Comment and like for more. Tell me in the comments what you think should happen and you thought over this chapter:)

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"....but if I'm not there, the girl dies": What happened at that crazy party that made it so crazy? (self.AskReddit) submitted 25 minutes ago by 6 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by best you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments [score hidden] 9 minutes ago Copying from an other tread: I was at my friend's place. A girl was fallen in love with my friend, but my friend didn't love her back. Girl thought it would be a good idea to try and commit suicide there. She took a razor blade o of my friend's razor, and she cut her arteries. From nothing i heard my friend shouting COME HERE NOW I went there with a beer in my hand, and a cigarette in my mouth, and i saw that the girl is at the kitchen sink, bleeding extremly fast. I became sober extremly fast, and i shouted: "EVERBODY HERE". The music stopped everybody started to panic. I shouted once again SHUT THE FUCK UP I told them to look for bandages and betadine, and i was the only fucking person who knew how to give first aid. I treated her wound. After that she had a hysterical fit she hit my friend in the face. She was maniac. We had to give her a cold shower, so she would became a little more calm. After she became normal, we escorted her to the hospital to get better treatment and stitches. We called her parents, and we gave her to her parents. It was really fucking bad but if i'm not there, the poor girl dies, because nobody knew how to apply a fucking pressure bandage, and they didn't either wanted to call ambulance, because "it would cause trouble Those were some shitty people i no longer talk any of them anymore. permalink embed save report give gold reply "....but if I'm not there, the girl dies"
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