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26+ Super Funny Tumblr Posts Trending On Pinterest, #funny #pinterest #posts #super #trending #tumblr: 26+ Super Funny Tumblr Posts Trending On Pinterest glumshoe like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and Ijust... answer i... The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction. glumshoe Scary nurse in a creepy voice: "Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?" Me: "Uh. Do you accept walk-ins? glumshoe Scary farmer: "I like to kill people!" My friend, brightly: "I like to die!" puerto-nico Zombie: "AARRRGH Me: "Do you get dental insurance?" Zombie: "TEETH!!" schmergo This happened to me. Scary prison dude: HELLO Me: Nice to meet you! Him: (pause) No it's noooooot batsalmighty My worst horror house experience was when I Couldn't find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying "please scream as loud as you can when you run out there" and just left.I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and will never get over that splinterdirk Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy:.. Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). -Got to walk a second time through- Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. sympathetic-deceit-trash I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there. Specifically, I remember; There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said "Hil" and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five. Near the end, there were these twin little girls. "Come play with us." They said. "Okay!" I said. "Forever. They said. "Oh, sorry, can't do that. I'm busy. I could hear them giggling. imanicepersoniswear Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children! Me: thanks dad A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad under-the-arch I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left. thefingerfuckingfemalefury The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way SARCASM GOAL Click to see full 1ist 26+ Super Funny Tumblr Posts Trending On Pinterest, #funny #pinterest #posts #super #trending #tumblr
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: glumshoe I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just... answer it.. The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction. glumshoe Scary nurse in a creepy voice: "Do you have an appointment to see the doctor? Me: "Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?" glumshoe Scary farmer: "I like to kill people! My friend, brightly: "I like to die!" puerto-nico Zombie: "AARRRGH" Me: "Do you get dental insurance?" Zombie: "TEETH!! schmergo This happened to me. Scary prison dude: HELLO Me: Nice to meet you! Him: (pause) No it's noooooot batsalmighty My worst horror house experience was when I couldn't find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying "please scream as loud as you can when you run out there and just left.I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that splinterdirk Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: .. Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). - Got to walk a second time through- Same guy: My friends-wailing Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. sympathetic-deceit-trash I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there. Specifically, I remember; There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said "Hi!" and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five. Near the end, there were these twin little girls. "Come play with us." They said. "Okay!" I said. "Forever. They said. "Oh, sorry, can't do that. I'm busy I could hear them giggling imanicepersoniswear Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children! Me: thanks dad A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad under-the-arch I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left. thefingerfuckingfemalefury The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way
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Horror Houses: glumshoe like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just... answer it... The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction. glumshoe Scary nurse in a creepy voice: "Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?" Me: "Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?" glumshoe Scary farmer: "I like to kill people!" My friend, brightly: "I like to die!" puerto-nico Zombie "AARRRGH" Me "Do you get dental insurance?" Zombie "TEETH!!" schmergo This happened to me. Scary prison dude: HELLO Me: Nice to meet you! Him: (pause) No it's noooooot batsalmighty My worst horror house experience was when I couldn't find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying "please scream as loud as you can when you run out there" and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that splinterdirk Guy: They are all my friends. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: .. Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing) - Got to walk a second time through- Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. sympathetic-deceit-trash I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there Specifically, I remember; There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said "Hi!" and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five. Near the end, there were these twin little girls. "Come play with us." They said. "Okay!" I said. "Forever." They said. "Oh, sorry, can't do that. I'm busy." I could hear them giggling. imanicepersoniswear Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children! Me: thanks dad A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad under-the-arch I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left. thefingerfuckingfemalefury The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way Horror Houses
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: glumshoe I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just... answer it.. The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction. glumshoe Scary nurse in a creepy voice: "Do you have an appointment to see the doctor? Me: "Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?" glumshoe Scary farmer: "I like to kill people! My friend, brightly: "I like to die!" puerto-nico Zombie: "AARRRGH" Me: "Do you get dental insurance?" Zombie: "TEETH!! schmergo This happened to me. Scary prison dude: HELLO Me: Nice to meet you! Him: (pause) No it's noooooot batsalmighty My worst horror house experience was when I couldn't find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying "please scream as loud as you can when you run out there and just left.I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that splinterdirk Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: .. Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). - Got to walk a second time through- Same guy: My friends-wailing Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. sympathetic-deceit-trash I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there. Specifically, I remember; There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said "Hi!" and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five. Near the end, there were these twin little girls. "Come play with us." They said. "Okay!" I said. "Forever. They said. "Oh, sorry, can't do that. I'm busy I could hear them giggling imanicepersoniswear Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children! Me: thanks dad A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad under-the-arch I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left. thefingerfuckingfemalefury The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way
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: glumshoe I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just... answer it.. The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction. glumshoe Scary nurse in a creepy voice: "Do you have an appointment to see the doctor? Me: "Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?" glumshoe Scary farmer: "I like to kill people! My friend, brightly: "I like to die!" puerto-nico Zombie: "AARRRGH" Me: "Do you get dental insurance?" Zombie: "TEETH!! schmergo This happened to me. Scary prison dude: HELLO Me: Nice to meet you! Him: (pause) No it's noooooot batsalmighty My worst horror house experience was when I couldn't find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying "please scream as loud as you can when you run out there and just left.I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that splinterdirk Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: .. Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). - Got to walk a second time through- Same guy: My friends-wailing Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. sympathetic-deceit-trash I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there. Specifically, I remember; There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said "Hi!" and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five. Near the end, there were these twin little girls. "Come play with us." They said. "Okay!" I said. "Forever. They said. "Oh, sorry, can't do that. I'm busy I could hear them giggling imanicepersoniswear Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children! Me: thanks dad A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad under-the-arch I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left. thefingerfuckingfemalefury The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way
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: glumshoe I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just... answer it.. The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction. glumshoe Scary nurse in a creepy voice: "Do you have an appointment to see the doctor? Me: "Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?" glumshoe Scary farmer: "I like to kill people! My friend, brightly: "I like to die!" puerto-nico Zombie: "AARRRGH" Me: "Do you get dental insurance?" Zombie: "TEETH!! schmergo This happened to me. Scary prison dude: HELLO Me: Nice to meet you! Him: (pause) No it's noooooot batsalmighty My worst horror house experience was when I couldn't find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying "please scream as loud as you can when you run out there and just left.I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that splinterdirk Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: .. Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). - Got to walk a second time through- Same guy: My friends-wailing Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. sympathetic-deceit-trash I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there. Specifically, I remember; There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said "Hi!" and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five. Near the end, there were these twin little girls. "Come play with us." They said. "Okay!" I said. "Forever. They said. "Oh, sorry, can't do that. I'm busy I could hear them giggling imanicepersoniswear Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children! Me: thanks dad A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad under-the-arch I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left. thefingerfuckingfemalefury The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way
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