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Animals, Ass, and Cats: CFS <p><a href="https://superbuzzwheeze-unsolved.tumblr.com/post/166464949754/vrabia-ayniasaubade" class="tumblr_blog">superbuzzwheeze-unsolved</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://vrabia.tumblr.com/post/159233122371/ayniasaubade-philosophy-and-coffee" class="tumblr_blog">vrabia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ayniasaubade.tumblr.com/post/158895662021/philosophy-and-coffee-the-multiverse" class="tumblr_blog">ayniasaubade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://philosophy-and-coffee.tumblr.com/post/158812914216/the-multiverse-iliveforthefantasy" class="tumblr_blog">philosophy-and-coffee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-multiverse.tumblr.com/post/158806149390/iliveforthefantasy-panda2296" class="tumblr_blog">the-multiverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iliveforthefantasy.tumblr.com/post/71001958640/panda2296-musingsofaramblerrr-hello-little">iliveforthefantasy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://panda2296.tumblr.com/post/68035252512/musingsofaramblerrr-hello-little-human-okay-i">panda2296</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musingsofaramblerrr.tumblr.com/post/67797278635/hello-little-human-okay-i-kiss-you-now">musingsofaramblerrr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.</p> </blockquote> <p>FUN FACT</p> </blockquote> <p>Omfg</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s just blatantly untrue. While cats have been known to eat human corpses, it’s generally only when they’re starving and have no other food source. <br/> Seriously, quit demonizing cats.</p> </blockquote> <p>Nose touches (as you see here) are a cats way of saying hello. It’s a friendly greeting. It’s NOT checking for breath.</p> <p>Laying on a human (as you see here) is literally cat cuddling. Thats it.</p> <p>We have literal records of cats going out of their way to save the lives of children from various dangers, from fires, to dog attacks, to choking to death. Its very easy to look up.</p> <p>The only cases of cats eating their humans, have always been when their human died and it has been several days without the body being found. Amazingly this tends to line up with the cat not being fed and therefore STARVING. </p> <p>It’s also a common thing among most pet animals too? Like sorry, your dog will do it too. Hell, ever heard of the the Donner Party? Humans aren’t exempt. When faced with survival, you try and survive.</p> <p>STOP DEMONIZING CATS FOR BEING ANIMALS.</p> <p>(And I mean, all it takes is a quick google search to figure this out, but no lets spread misinformation about innocent animals?)</p> <p>If you actually truly believe cats are out to get you, and are cold and not affectionate, or whatever else people use to justify demonizing cats… You need to actually look up cat behavior. Your cat who ‘ignores’ you? More often than not is just respecting your space. Your cat who lashes out? Probably not feeling safe in their environment. Your cat brings you gross things? Trying to look after you.</p> <p>Cats aren’t dogs. They have a set way of communication, and while they can learn dofferent expressions of affection, it will always be less evident than with dogs (who are particularily malleable to human behavior.) This doesn’t mean they are any less loving or capable of bonds.</p> <p>All it takes is a quick google search to figure out why your cat does what they do. And literally, no cat intrinsically wants to eat babies.</p> </blockquote> <p>are you kidding me, cats are <i>super </i>protective of small children. they’ve been known to attack <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE1dtkS1Fko">dogs</a>, <a href="http://www.emirates247.com/news/region/pet-cats-save-two-year-old-girl-from-cobra-2011-10-08-1.422338">snakes</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0">alligators </a>and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY_bEhiZzjw">grown-ass men</a> if they thought a child was in danger. <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/russian-cat-called-masha-saves-baby-abandoned-in-the-cold-9983367.html">a stray cat in russia</a> saved an abandoned baby from hypothermia by cuddling him, alerted people to his presence and tried following the freaking ambulance that took him to the hospital. they are very sweet and patient with babies and there are tons of adorable videos out there to prove it.</p> </blockquote> <p>IF I EVER HEAR ANYONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT KITTIES I SWEAR</p> </blockquote> <p>&ldquo;cats are not dogs&rdquo;</p><p>And there&rsquo;s the rub. People have issues with cats because they&rsquo;re mad they don&rsquo;t act like dogs. They are a different animal and they relate and communicate differently. That doesn&rsquo;t make them worse pets or evil or something.</p>
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Be Like, Beautiful, and Dad: mr-cappadocia If i ever come home and find black people on my living room floor I hooe theyre dressed like these black people because then i can build them a fort. Then some social justice motherfucker going to come along and ask why i put the blanket wearing black people in my ghetto fort. Then blanket black dad will be like "motherfucker, I earn well above the median national wage motherfucker" after he done cover his child's ears. I then commence to zap the SJW motherfucker with my spray bottle laced with childrens laughter and LSD The blanket black people manned the cshoedramparts ugh valianty The casualties included a horrible white pants-suit, a battalion of trigger warnings, and the pronoun "xie" <p><a href="https://anal-sneeze.tumblr.com/post/160585649555/socialist-tomfoolery-joey-wheeler-official" class="tumblr_blog">anal-sneeze</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://socialist-tomfoolery.tumblr.com/post/160585524211/joey-wheeler-official-puublack" class="tumblr_blog">socialist-tomfoolery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://joey-wheeler-official.tumblr.com/post/160585133596/puublack-steven-universe-official-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">joey-wheeler-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://puublack.tumblr.com/post/160585080588/steven-universe-official-this-is-someone-dying" class="tumblr_blog">puublack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/150233783038/this-is-someone-dying-while-having-an-mra-scan" class="tumblr_blog">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> This is someone dying while having an MRA scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful. <br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="256" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc72201f98680a40c29e01334396f52e/tumblr_inline_opueblJKYX1ufjlng_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="256"/></figure><p style="">Let him rest<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>F</p> </blockquote> <p>What sort of drugs was he on</p> </blockquote> <p>F</p> </blockquote> <p>He descended into madness as time went on. Last I saw he was celebrating the torture and death of a woman just because she was an SJW.</p>
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Memes, Soon..., and Time: LL LZ @leoromero high-speed gnar all the time. Gap to over Krooks. Prepare for more brainwashing to commence soon.. 📷: @atibaphoto leoromero toymachine

@leoromero high-speed gnar all the time. Gap to over Krooks. Prepare for more brainwashing to commence soon.. 📷: @atibaphoto leoromero toyma...

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Memes, Devil, and 🤖: toy machine @jeremy_leabres OG devil cat graphic ready for the ripping to commence

@jeremy_leabres OG devil cat graphic ready for the ripping to commence

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