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alithographica: pirate-queen-ali: ai-incarnate: pureandbloodstained: piecesofmybackpages: mapsontheweb: Most upvoted choices for โ€œPeople getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei, If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?โ€ Keep reading Alaska: FROSTBITE as a west virginian can i just say that likeโ€ฆpepperoni rolls can be purchased at literally any gas station for like 2 bucks tops so likeโ€ฆif any1 wants to start a business of handing them out at yeager airport, iโ€™m totally inโ€ฆ Iโ€™M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT STATE AND GARFIELD MERCH? do they justโ€ฆ throw it at you? AZ native here: No itโ€™s because as soon as you leave the plane, the heat feels like someone just turned on a hairdryer in your face. โ€œItโ€™s a dry heat!โ€ Soโ€™s an oven. We do not give you the hairdryer, because giving out free things is communism and an affront to God and Jesus. : alithographica: pirate-queen-ali: ai-incarnate: pureandbloodstained: piecesofmybackpages: mapsontheweb: Most upvoted choices for โ€œPeople getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei, If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?โ€ Keep reading Alaska: FROSTBITE as a west virginian can i just say that likeโ€ฆpepperoni rolls can be purchased at literally any gas station for like 2 bucks tops so likeโ€ฆif any1 wants to start a business of handing them out at yeager airport, iโ€™m totally inโ€ฆ Iโ€™M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT STATE AND GARFIELD MERCH? do they justโ€ฆ throw it at you? AZ native here: No itโ€™s because as soon as you leave the plane, the heat feels like someone just turned on a hairdryer in your face. โ€œItโ€™s a dry heat!โ€ Soโ€™s an oven. We do not give you the hairdryer, because giving out free things is communism and an affront to God and Jesus.
alithographica: pirate-queen-ali: ai-incarnate: pureandbloodstained: piecesofmybackpages: mapsontheweb: Most upvoted choices for โ€œPeople getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei, If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?โ€ Keep reading Alaska: FROSTBITE as a west virginian can i just say that likeโ€ฆpepperoni rolls can be purchased at literally any gas station for like 2 bucks tops so likeโ€ฆif any1 wants to start a business of handing them out at yeager airport, iโ€™m totally inโ€ฆ Iโ€™M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT STATE AND GARFIELD MERCH? do they justโ€ฆ throw it at you? AZ native here: No itโ€™s because as soon as you leave the plane, the heat feels like someone just turned on a hairdryer in your face. โ€œItโ€™s a dry heat!โ€ Soโ€™s an oven. We do not give you the hairdryer, because giving out free things is communism and an affront to God and Jesus. : alithographica: pirate-queen-ali: ai-incarnate: pureandbloodstained: piecesofmybackpages: mapsontheweb: Most upvoted choices for โ€œPeople getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei, If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?โ€ Keep reading Alaska: FROSTBITE as a west virginian can i just say that likeโ€ฆpepperoni rolls can be purchased at literally any gas station for like 2 bucks tops so likeโ€ฆif any1 wants to start a business of handing them out at yeager airport, iโ€™m totally inโ€ฆ Iโ€™M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT STATE AND GARFIELD MERCH? do they justโ€ฆ throw it at you? AZ native here: No itโ€™s because as soon as you leave the plane, the heat feels like someone just turned on a hairdryer in your face. โ€œItโ€™s a dry heat!โ€ Soโ€™s an oven. We do not give you the hairdryer, because giving out free things is communism and an affront to God and Jesus.
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narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countriesโ€ฆ Itโ€™s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires : U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders June 10 at 3:07 PM IN WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU RAISE A FAMILY? GERMANY USA 6 WEEKS BEFORE MATERNITY LEAVE NONE BIRTH AND 8 WEEKS AFTER 12-14 MONTHS PARENTAL LEAVE UNTIL CHILD IS 3 NONE FAMILY LEAVE PAID VACATION NONE 24 DAYS UNIVERSAL NONE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PUBLIC COVERAGE ALL PUBLIC COLLEGES TUITION-FREE COLLEGE NONE ILike Comment Share 00 You, 1 share Reply 2w Like USA. I wouldn't want my children to think that life works that way. Id want them to learn hard work and turn away from communism. Absolutely all of that is wonderful if offered but evil if forced one people/ industry by the government Like Reply 2w Like Reply ZW Write a comment... GI narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countriesโ€ฆ Itโ€™s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires
narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countriesโ€ฆ Itโ€™s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires : U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders June 10 at 3:07 PM IN WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU RAISE A FAMILY? GERMANY USA 6 WEEKS BEFORE MATERNITY LEAVE NONE BIRTH AND 8 WEEKS AFTER 12-14 MONTHS PARENTAL LEAVE UNTIL CHILD IS 3 NONE FAMILY LEAVE PAID VACATION NONE 24 DAYS UNIVERSAL NONE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PUBLIC COVERAGE ALL PUBLIC COLLEGES TUITION-FREE COLLEGE NONE ILike Comment Share 00 You, 1 share Reply 2w Like USA. I wouldn't want my children to think that life works that way. Id want them to learn hard work and turn away from communism. Absolutely all of that is wonderful if offered but evil if forced one people/ industry by the government Like Reply 2w Like Reply ZW Write a comment... GI narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countriesโ€ฆ Itโ€™s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

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ao3tagoftheday: 186282397milespersec: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading โ€œyes its true Moscow ran out of vodka during the victory celebration of WWIIโ€] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Please ask me about the Russian vodka ban in 1914? What was the Russian Vodka Ban in 1914? Ok, time to nerd. So Russians like vodka, ok? I donโ€™t think this is a big revelation to anyone, but I feel like I should make it clear. Vodka isโ€ฆimportantโ€ฆin Russia.So, in 1904, Russia was preparing to go fight a war with Japan. Because, you know, sometimes youโ€™re trying to retain control of a warm-water port and also thereโ€™s racism and then you need to have a war about it. So the Tsar orders his army to mobilize to go fight Japan, only thereโ€™s a problem: instead of mobilizing in an organized manner, soldiers are buying vodka and getting drunk out of their minds and then, like, not showing up for the war. Which, I mean, valid. I might get drunk and not show up if someone told me I had to go fight a war, and I donโ€™t even drink. But it was a problem, and it actually really messed up Russiaโ€™s mobilization plans.So 1914 rolls around, and the Russians are going to go to war with Austria. Because, you know, sometimes international tensions in a multipolar situation get really heightened and then some asshole in an ugly uniform gets shot and then you need to have a war about it. So the Tsar orders his army to mobilize to go fight Austria, and this time, he has a plan. Vodka will not defeat him! He bans the sale of vodka in Russia. All of it. First for the duration of the mobilization period, and then for the duration of the war. Great idea, right?Only thereโ€™s a problem. The reason the Tsar can just stop all vodka sales with a snap of his fingers is that the Tsar sells all the vodka. Vodka is a state monopoly. You literally canโ€™t get vodka from anyone but the government. Which makes it very easy to ban, but, wellโ€ฆ.Remember how I said Russians really like vodka? Iโ€™m just gonna say it again: Russians really like vodka. Really, really like it. So it makes sense that, if youโ€™re a government with chronic money problems, you might create a state monopoly on vodka sales in order to raise some cash. You might raise a lot of cash. A huge fucking ton of cash. Literally one third of the Russian governmentโ€™s revenue came from selling vodka. One fucking third.Hereโ€™s another thing: Wars? They cost money. A lot of it. And if youโ€™re the Russian state in, say, 1914, and youโ€™re about to kick off WWI, it might behoove you to not literally eliminate a third of your fucking revenue with a snap of your fingers! I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s such a hard idea to wrap your head around, but what the fuck do I know. But anyway, Russia had chronic money problems throughout the war and couldnโ€™t outfit their soldiers or feed their people or any of that shit. Also there was a revolution and communism and such-like. The end.Anyway, this story has several morals and they are as follows:Getting drunk and not showing up for wars is a valid life choiceConsidering the possible effects of your policies before implementing them is important please do thatProhibition causes communism and therefore we should all buy as much alcohol as we can because we love god and america: yes its true Moscow ran out of vodka during the victory celebration of WWII, ao3tagoftheday: 186282397milespersec: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading โ€œyes its true Moscow ran out of vodka during the victory celebration of WWIIโ€] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Please ask me about the Russian vodka ban in 1914? What was the Russian Vodka Ban in 1914? Ok, time to nerd. So Russians like vodka, ok? I donโ€™t think this is a big revelation to anyone, but I feel like I should make it clear. Vodka isโ€ฆimportantโ€ฆin Russia.So, in 1904, Russia was preparing to go fight a war with Japan. Because, you know, sometimes youโ€™re trying to retain control of a warm-water port and also thereโ€™s racism and then you need to have a war about it. So the Tsar orders his army to mobilize to go fight Japan, only thereโ€™s a problem: instead of mobilizing in an organized manner, soldiers are buying vodka and getting drunk out of their minds and then, like, not showing up for the war. Which, I mean, valid. I might get drunk and not show up if someone told me I had to go fight a war, and I donโ€™t even drink. But it was a problem, and it actually really messed up Russiaโ€™s mobilization plans.So 1914 rolls around, and the Russians are going to go to war with Austria. Because, you know, sometimes international tensions in a multipolar situation get really heightened and then some asshole in an ugly uniform gets shot and then you need to have a war about it. So the Tsar orders his army to mobilize to go fight Austria, and this time, he has a plan. Vodka will not defeat him! He bans the sale of vodka in Russia. All of it. First for the duration of the mobilization period, and then for the duration of the war. Great idea, right?Only thereโ€™s a problem. The reason the Tsar can just stop all vodka sales with a snap of his fingers is that the Tsar sells all the vodka. Vodka is a state monopoly. You literally canโ€™t get vodka from anyone but the government. Which makes it very easy to ban, but, wellโ€ฆ.Remember how I said Russians really like vodka? Iโ€™m just gonna say it again: Russians really like vodka. Really, really like it. So it makes sense that, if youโ€™re a government with chronic money problems, you might create a state monopoly on vodka sales in order to raise some cash. You might raise a lot of cash. A huge fucking ton of cash. Literally one third of the Russian governmentโ€™s revenue came from selling vodka. One fucking third.Hereโ€™s another thing: Wars? They cost money. A lot of it. And if youโ€™re the Russian state in, say, 1914, and youโ€™re about to kick off WWI, it might behoove you to not literally eliminate a third of your fucking revenue with a snap of your fingers! I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s such a hard idea to wrap your head around, but what the fuck do I know. But anyway, Russia had chronic money problems throughout the war and couldnโ€™t outfit their soldiers or feed their people or any of that shit. Also there was a revolution and communism and such-like. The end.Anyway, this story has several morals and they are as follows:Getting drunk and not showing up for wars is a valid life choiceConsidering the possible effects of your policies before implementing them is important please do thatProhibition causes communism and therefore we should all buy as much alcohol as we can because we love god and america
ao3tagoftheday: 186282397milespersec: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading โ€œyes its true Moscow ran out of vodka during the victory celebration of WWIIโ€] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Please ask me about the Russian vodka ban in 1914? What was the Russian Vodka Ban in 1914? Ok, time to nerd. So Russians like vodka, ok? I donโ€™t think this is a big revelation to anyone, but I feel like I should make it clear. Vodka isโ€ฆimportantโ€ฆin Russia.So, in 1904, Russia was preparing to go fight a war with Japan. Because, you know, sometimes youโ€™re trying to retain control of a warm-water port and also thereโ€™s racism and then you need to have a war about it. So the Tsar orders his army to mobilize to go fight Japan, only thereโ€™s a problem: instead of mobilizing in an organized manner, soldiers are buying vodka and getting drunk out of their minds and then, like, not showing up for the war. Which, I mean, valid. I might get drunk and not show up if someone told me I had to go fight a war, and I donโ€™t even drink. But it was a problem, and it actually really messed up Russiaโ€™s mobilization plans.So 1914 rolls around, and the Russians are going to go to war with Austria. Because, you know, sometimes international tensions in a multipolar situation get really heightened and then some asshole in an ugly uniform gets shot and then you need to have a war about it. So the Tsar orders his army to mobilize to go fight Austria, and this time, he has a plan. Vodka will not defeat him! He bans the sale of vodka in Russia. All of it. First for the duration of the mobilization period, and then for the duration of the war. Great idea, right?Only thereโ€™s a problem. The reason the Tsar can just stop all vodka sales with a snap of his fingers is that the Tsar sells all the vodka. Vodka is a state monopoly. You literally canโ€™t get vodka from anyone but the government. Which makes it very easy to ban, but, wellโ€ฆ.Remember how I said Russians really like vodka? Iโ€™m just gonna say it again: Russians really like vodka. Really, really like it. So it makes sense that, if youโ€™re a government with chronic money problems, you might create a state monopoly on vodka sales in order to raise some cash. You might raise a lot of cash. A huge fucking ton of cash. Literally one third of the Russian governmentโ€™s revenue came from selling vodka. One fucking third.Hereโ€™s another thing: Wars? They cost money. A lot of it. And if youโ€™re the Russian state in, say, 1914, and youโ€™re about to kick off WWI, it might behoove you to not literally eliminate a third of your fucking revenue with a snap of your fingers! I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s such a hard idea to wrap your head around, but what the fuck do I know. But anyway, Russia had chronic money problems throughout the war and couldnโ€™t outfit their soldiers or feed their people or any of that shit. Also there was a revolution and communism and such-like. The end.Anyway, this story has several morals and they are as follows:Getting drunk and not showing up for wars is a valid life choiceConsidering the possible effects of your policies before implementing them is important please do thatProhibition causes communism and therefore we should all buy as much alcohol as we can because we love god and america: yes its true Moscow ran out of vodka during the victory celebration of WWII, ao3tagoftheday: 186282397milespersec: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading โ€œyes its true Moscow ran out of vodka during the victory celebration of WWIIโ€] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Please ask me about the Russian vodka ban in 1914? What was the Russian Vodka Ban in 1914? Ok, time to nerd. So Russians like vodka, ok? I donโ€™t think this is a big revelation to anyone, but I feel like I should make it clear. Vodka isโ€ฆimportantโ€ฆin Russia.So, in 1904, Russia was preparing to go fight a war with Japan. Because, you know, sometimes youโ€™re trying to retain control of a warm-water port and also thereโ€™s racism and then you need to have a war about it. So the Tsar orders his army to mobilize to go fight Japan, only thereโ€™s a problem: instead of mobilizing in an organized manner, soldiers are buying vodka and getting drunk out of their minds and then, like, not showing up for the war. Which, I mean, valid. I might get drunk and not show up if someone told me I had to go fight a war, and I donโ€™t even drink. But it was a problem, and it actually really messed up Russiaโ€™s mobilization plans.So 1914 rolls around, and the Russians are going to go to war with Austria. Because, you know, sometimes international tensions in a multipolar situation get really heightened and then some asshole in an ugly uniform gets shot and then you need to have a war about it. So the Tsar orders his army to mobilize to go fight Austria, and this time, he has a plan. Vodka will not defeat him! He bans the sale of vodka in Russia. All of it. First for the duration of the mobilization period, and then for the duration of the war. Great idea, right?Only thereโ€™s a problem. The reason the Tsar can just stop all vodka sales with a snap of his fingers is that the Tsar sells all the vodka. Vodka is a state monopoly. You literally canโ€™t get vodka from anyone but the government. Which makes it very easy to ban, but, wellโ€ฆ.Remember how I said Russians really like vodka? Iโ€™m just gonna say it again: Russians really like vodka. Really, really like it. So it makes sense that, if youโ€™re a government with chronic money problems, you might create a state monopoly on vodka sales in order to raise some cash. You might raise a lot of cash. A huge fucking ton of cash. Literally one third of the Russian governmentโ€™s revenue came from selling vodka. One fucking third.Hereโ€™s another thing: Wars? They cost money. A lot of it. And if youโ€™re the Russian state in, say, 1914, and youโ€™re about to kick off WWI, it might behoove you to not literally eliminate a third of your fucking revenue with a snap of your fingers! I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s such a hard idea to wrap your head around, but what the fuck do I know. But anyway, Russia had chronic money problems throughout the war and couldnโ€™t outfit their soldiers or feed their people or any of that shit. Also there was a revolution and communism and such-like. The end.Anyway, this story has several morals and they are as follows:Getting drunk and not showing up for wars is a valid life choiceConsidering the possible effects of your policies before implementing them is important please do thatProhibition causes communism and therefore we should all buy as much alcohol as we can because we love god and america
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leoismybookcrush: highklaushargreeves: my-analogical-romance: magicallygrimmwiccan: jackdrawsgames: luidilovins: phruxx: stynalane: dxisybuchanan: everythingcanadian: ariaste: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we donโ€™t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 5) They arenโ€™t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.ย  Pro tip from a former Jaredโ€™s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. Theyโ€™re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for likeโ€ฆ $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that theyโ€™ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.ย  Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennialโ€™s engagement ring.ย  THANK YOU EX-JAREDโ€™S BASED GOD.ย  engagement rings: HACKED Get a ring from an antique store. Theyโ€™re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. thanks edith Tigerโ€™s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves. Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win. Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture. Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earthโ€™s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter. Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse. SO PRETTY @theotheralya Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought Iโ€™d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic The ring I got Cas. Oak and a teeny tiny fern leaf. My dad proposed to my mom with a Ring Pop on April Foolโ€™s Day : The Economist -Follow Economist TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf leoismybookcrush: highklaushargreeves: my-analogical-romance: magicallygrimmwiccan: jackdrawsgames: luidilovins: phruxx: stynalane: dxisybuchanan: everythingcanadian: ariaste: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we donโ€™t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 5) They arenโ€™t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.ย  Pro tip from a former Jaredโ€™s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. Theyโ€™re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for likeโ€ฆ $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that theyโ€™ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.ย  Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennialโ€™s engagement ring.ย  THANK YOU EX-JAREDโ€™S BASED GOD.ย  engagement rings: HACKED Get a ring from an antique store. Theyโ€™re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. thanks edith Tigerโ€™s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves. Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win. Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture. Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earthโ€™s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter. Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse. SO PRETTY @theotheralya Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought Iโ€™d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic The ring I got Cas. Oak and a teeny tiny fern leaf. My dad proposed to my mom with a Ring Pop on April Foolโ€™s Day
leoismybookcrush: highklaushargreeves: my-analogical-romance: magicallygrimmwiccan: jackdrawsgames: luidilovins: phruxx: stynalane: dxisybuchanan: everythingcanadian: ariaste: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we donโ€™t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 5) They arenโ€™t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.ย  Pro tip from a former Jaredโ€™s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. Theyโ€™re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for likeโ€ฆ $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that theyโ€™ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.ย  Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennialโ€™s engagement ring.ย  THANK YOU EX-JAREDโ€™S BASED GOD.ย  engagement rings: HACKED Get a ring from an antique store. Theyโ€™re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. thanks edith Tigerโ€™s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves. Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win. Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture. Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earthโ€™s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter. Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse. SO PRETTY @theotheralya Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought Iโ€™d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic The ring I got Cas. Oak and a teeny tiny fern leaf. My dad proposed to my mom with a Ring Pop on April Foolโ€™s Day : The Economist -Follow Economist TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf leoismybookcrush: highklaushargreeves: my-analogical-romance: magicallygrimmwiccan: jackdrawsgames: luidilovins: phruxx: stynalane: dxisybuchanan: everythingcanadian: ariaste: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we donโ€™t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 5) They arenโ€™t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.ย  Pro tip from a former Jaredโ€™s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. Theyโ€™re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for likeโ€ฆ $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that theyโ€™ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.ย  Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennialโ€™s engagement ring.ย  THANK YOU EX-JAREDโ€™S BASED GOD.ย  engagement rings: HACKED Get a ring from an antique store. Theyโ€™re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. thanks edith Tigerโ€™s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves. Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win. Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture. Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earthโ€™s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter. Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse. SO PRETTY @theotheralya Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought Iโ€™d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic The ring I got Cas. Oak and a teeny tiny fern leaf. My dad proposed to my mom with a Ring Pop on April Foolโ€™s Day
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narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countriesโ€ฆ Itโ€™s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires Hey donโ€™t forget that education is completely free in germany! : U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders June 10 at 3:07 PM IN WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU RAISE A FAMILY? GERMANY USA 6 WEEKS BEFORE MATERNITY LEAVE NONE BIRTH AND 8 WEEKS AFTER 12-14 MONTHS PARENTAL LEAVE UNTIL CHILD IS 3 NONE FAMILY LEAVE PAID VACATION NONE 24 DAYS UNIVERSAL NONE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PUBLIC COVERAGE ALL PUBLIC COLLEGES TUITION-FREE COLLEGE NONE ILike Comment Share 00 You, 1 share Reply 2w Like USA. I wouldn't want my children to think that life works that way. Id want them to learn hard work and turn away from communism. Absolutely all of that is wonderful if offered but evil if forced one people/ industry by the government Like Reply 2w Like Reply ZW Write a comment... GI narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countriesโ€ฆ Itโ€™s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires Hey donโ€™t forget that education is completely free in germany!
narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countriesโ€ฆ Itโ€™s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires Hey donโ€™t forget that education is completely free in germany! : U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders June 10 at 3:07 PM IN WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU RAISE A FAMILY? GERMANY USA 6 WEEKS BEFORE MATERNITY LEAVE NONE BIRTH AND 8 WEEKS AFTER 12-14 MONTHS PARENTAL LEAVE UNTIL CHILD IS 3 NONE FAMILY LEAVE PAID VACATION NONE 24 DAYS UNIVERSAL NONE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PUBLIC COVERAGE ALL PUBLIC COLLEGES TUITION-FREE COLLEGE NONE ILike Comment Share 00 You, 1 share Reply 2w Like USA. I wouldn't want my children to think that life works that way. Id want them to learn hard work and turn away from communism. Absolutely all of that is wonderful if offered but evil if forced one people/ industry by the government Like Reply 2w Like Reply ZW Write a comment... GI narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countriesโ€ฆ Itโ€™s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires Hey donโ€™t forget that education is completely free in germany!

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