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Definitely, Food, and Fucking: http://hobbitkaiju.tumblr.com/post/125683465073/ undocumentedny ivyaura: ratchetier: feministxibalba: ivyaura Money doesn't buy happiness" ok and poverty buys what exactly where is the lie Out of poverty creates strength and compassion. It's weird how that works. i sure wasn't feeling the strength when i was skipping class because i was too weak to walk there after going 2-3 days without food, and i definitely wasn't compassionate when i was checking every time i walked home to see if there was an eviction notice on the door. stop trying to fucking make it seem like a good thing. Poverty is not a virtue. It doesn't make you a better person. Poverty doesn't make you "strong and compassionate it makes you insecure and stressed the fuck out. Poverty makes it so you can't live your life without the everything being undercut by fear. It makes you hard and angry. We need to do away with the bullshit myth that being poor is somehow better for you as a person. You know who wants you to believe that? Rich people, so you don't question them. Mental health worker here. These are things I've heard different clients say about being poor: the only reason they're considering suicide is because they're terrified of being poor again and if they're dead then at least their kids (whom they love) would get their life-insurance payout and not have to live in poverty while growing up that the poverty they live in is inescapable except by desperation sex work they hate, because they're so mentally ill that they can't work other jobs-but the sex work makes their mental illness worse because they hate it so much. So it's an inescapable cycle of mental illness->poverty->mental illness they're so poor that they cant stop their anorexia because they literally don't have the money to buy food anyway and at least this way they feel good about not eating that they can't come in to therapy that week even though they need and want to because they can't afford the session Poverty teaches and reinforces misery and self-hatred. It does not teach strength, it leaches strength until there is nothing left and healing is difficult if not impossible. Often, healing, recovery, and the building of true strength and resiliency are reserved only for those who have the money and leisure time to pursue them Poverty is not a good thing for anyone
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Being Alone, Bad, and Be Like: 1 2 3 Kota Bowie added 6 new photos. Apr 4, 2017 at 11:51 AM Taylor Clenney Facebook Taylor Clenney I feel like if you tell a random stranger that you don't want to be their friend they should just accept it and leave you alone, not decide that you /WILL/ be their friend & send you 50+ harassing messages all night.. Facebook I hate doing this because guys are creeps and assholes... but i'm expanding my world. I will trade you D for pizza. T have enough friends but thanks most friendships start this way, right? I'm really not that hungry, I had a granola bar today Wow. OK good deal?? I have enough friends too! Rude Trade what for pizza? sorry dude. don't want to be your friend harassing me won't change my mind. I'm a really nice person. I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable. And now I feel really shitty Lol Hiii guess have a good one please get mental health counseling stat, I feel bad for your children Spirits? Hugs? Green? Conversation? My of this world comfy porch? But yeah, I have whiskey next to me Ewe I'm not going to lash out. But that was not nice. I was trying to be funny and get to know you. And you were rude. Out .. Savannah Jane Cecilia Villalobos I dont sell pizza.... No words my favorite creeper lines are how he started by prefacing that guys are creeps and assholes, that he's so great, and that he'll get me and that this isn't over. thanks ya psycho. Haha!!! I don't want to be scared to open new doors. I want embrace my faith in humanity, I value that Open compassionate door, it is forever strong and open to others. I unfriended you. Doesn't mean you can't procure a slice To make a new friend #IronyAtltsBest Also, if you knew just a little bit about me, you would probably want to be my friend. Why am I still texting I have enough friends but thanks! you. This person isn't available right now Taylor Clen Facebook 6 4 This is the part where you say something sort of nice, I realize I'm kinda great. or Clenney acebook Waiting, lol.. or maybe you don't have a sense of humor or you have been hurt...please tell me to fuck off so I will stop texting you. #WhenYouKnowYou'reAwesomeAndSheDoesn'tHaveA Clue Taylor Clenney If I were you, I would be Pissing myself by now...The more you ignore me, the closer I get... Morrissey reference, not a creeper. Facebook My middle name is Austin. I can spin nearly anything on all 10 fingers... As long as it's flat. The more attractive things about me and you are not my spinning things on my finger capabilities. They are more of my open heart, my ability to reach people, and my willingness to love beyond bias... I really hope you're showing some people at the bar or at work this ogue. And, not Or I could just read your T-shirt. Or was it the Smiths? Maybe our relationship can be like this. it's foreign, strange and unconventional. I like those things independently... but never consider them as a whole to be conducive for friendship. Sincerely hope you have a great sense of humor. If you don't at least you're being entertained to some degree. say something nice, Kota Bowie, I know you have it in there Also, I hope you respect me. http://www.thesixtyone.com/taylorclenney Hi Right? And how about we just get really vulnerable. Oh dear .. You don't say much, do you. This attachment could not be Are you one of those too cool for school people? Please say no... loaded. Talk to me, I know I'm bossy and a lil demanding. .. And ask you questions and get to know you better until you say we can be friends. Tell me you don't like me, and l'm ugly? That will totally work. Or tell me I'm not funny. That will work too. You're just going to keep reading these little teasing messages and say nothing... I wonder what that would feel like. I'm growing my hair out dying a blonde and buying that shirt I can't... Edit Or tell me once more you have enough friends? Only thing keeping me going is your little picture dropping every time I talk to you. "This is what it's like to be hated" or however that douche song goes You would think I would have given up like 40 messages ago. If you're not flattered, you're not human. It I'm havina a blast. vou could ioin in anvtime l'll get you back somehow. This isn't over Do you ever feel like you're watching a train wreck in This person isn't available right now "I'll get you back somehow. This isn't over" all of these were sent by a stranger in the span of 2 hours 🙄
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Bodies , Family, and Love: teaboot Humans are adorable. Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding. 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! it's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc. 12. They're learning to travel in space!!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Source teaboot aw

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Being Alone, Bad, and Beautiful: Sandman is one of the most homophobic and transphobic comics DC has ever published and the fact that its getting a Netflix show is incredibly insulting. All the gay relationships involve abuse or cheating. The trans woman character is drawn like a cis man (even though shes transitioned) until she dies and gets a beautiful cis woman body in the afterlife. Desire, a genderfluid character literally rapes a woman in coma, Please stop acting like the Igbt rep in these comics did anything except reinforce negative stereotypes. No, not all the gay relationships are about abuse or cheating. They are treated like real relationships so there is the potential for those things but they don't exist in all the gay relationships within Sandman, not even remotely. Alex and Paul's relationship is not abusive and despite the cruel fate dealt to Alex, he is eventually released and reunited with Paul, their relationship is perfectly fine, they're just two old men who love each other. Hazel and Foxglove (Donna) are not abusive. Yes, Hazel had a one-night-stand but that's common with all relationships, gay or straight. And they get a happy ending after working through their relationship troubles- like any normal, healthy relationship. In fact their stand alone story (Death: The High Cost of living) won a GLAAD award for representation in the mid-90s when no one else was writing realistic lesbian couples in comics. John Constantine is bisexual and portrayed as a good and compassionate man. Cluracan and Loki are also bisexual. The Corinthian is gay and though his first incarnation is kind of horrible, his much nicer (as far as Nightmare-entities go). second incarnation As for the one Trans character, Wanda wasn't fully medically transitioned, she identified as a woman but she still had masculine bodily traits because she was scared of surgery, that's part of her character and that fact that she is a woman with or without those surgeries was the point because back in the early 1990s (Hell, even now!) there are people who say you don't "Count" unless you fully medically transition. She didn't want to because she was afraid of the surgery but she fought tooth and nail to still be considered a woman. The afterlife thing was to show the Cishet readers "See, she was always a woman inside and out. That was the point. Neil Gaiman based Wanda on a real person he knew I, personally, know a transman friend who told me Wanda (Sandman's trans character) saved his life because he felt utterly alone in what he was going through and how his family treats him (Misgendering him and refusing to use his true name by still calling him by his deadname). I can never begrudge a character that I strongly suspect saved a friend's life. It's true Desire does rape someone. Desire is the living embodiment of desires. (Hence the name.) That's good and bad desires. Desires are not always nice. Desire does some pretty terrible things in the original run of Sandman but in Sandman: Overture Desire helps save the universe and in the current Sandman spin-offs Desire helped Rose Walker (Desire's granddaughter). You are so determined to see things as problematic that you ignore the context, the time period, and the lack of representation. I also feel you should know that Neil Gaiman's daughter is lesbian and his wife is bisexual. Context has a way of ruining a disingenuous rant. Easier to omit it for the OPs intended goal of painting Gaiman as the boogeyman. Context matters
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Bodies , Family, and Love: Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding. 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist
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Bodies , Family, and Love: Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding. 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest, they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist
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Fake, Lay's, and Logic: Mistakenly lays claim to the classically liberal tradition Hates the system, not the individual The Virgin Communist The Virgin Conservative THE CHAD GEOIST Doesn't understand the economic calculation All-seeing eye which views all happenings but not contiguous series of problem Is primitively afraid of change part of a related as Understands that vice is only the result of poverty Incorrectly diagnoses source of social ills Mistakenly conflates land with capital events Blind to the greatest theft of history Fully comprehends the nature of externalities Pro-freedom of Hates marginally-different communists more than they hate actual fascists speech until it's a different opinion than their own "Venezuela, Cuba, The USSR, Yugoslavia, East Germany, North Korea, Mozambique, Afghanistan, Mongolia, Cambodia, Angola, and Libya would have worked if not for US sanctions! Powerful arms used to slash taxes on labour and capital Friend of the poor and disposessed Claims to be pro- Accepts status quo working class but really regards working-class people with contempt Able to appreciate the benefits of Wants prosperity and liberty for all Incoherent entrepreneurialism and the beauty of the free market Peaceful, non-violent transitionalism ideological system Culture warrior Culture warrior Torch-bearer of long and proud tradition of activism Believes in a 'transitional' phase which is never completed Supported by Nobel Prize winning economists Susceptible to fake news Believes in an Unable to see ideology discredited every time any attempt at it has been made Confident, compassionate stride benefits of diversity Follows logic and reason wherever it may lead Narrowly views violent revolution as only option "Mao's victims probably deserved it" Above the fray of the culture war Triggered by minor cultural events The Earth's last best hope at sustainability The Chad Geoist vs all other ideologies

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Animals, Cat, and All: Adopted Loxley as a rescue from rspca, most kind and compassionate cat I’ve ever had. I encourage you all to adopt rescue animals too!

Adopted Loxley as a rescue from rspca, most kind and compassionate cat I’ve ever had. I encourage you all to adopt rescue animals too!

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America, Bad, and Community: June 28 at 10:53 AM - I'm skeptical on a lot of the conventional wisdom I'm seeing about the Dems needing to play it safer and figure out a pragmatic centrist candidate that can win Yes, Trump might win in 2020, but if the Democrats don't compete with new ideas than they forfeit any kind of livable future for America. There is no status quo to fall back on anymore, no road to kick the can down that doesn't lead to more immediate suffering for millions of people. I'm sorry to say the immediate future promises chaos no matter what, but what happens after the chaos that's what we need to figure out. The two debate nights were more hopeful to me on that front than l'd been expecting. A lot of the people running are freaked out about the right things. D 10 35 Comments Like Comment Share Yay you're back from a 30 day freeze I just couldn't take it anymore but why are you so dismayed about the status of the country? The clown show that were those two debates were 17, or 25 people that all hate America and don't like anything about its recovery from eight years of Obama leadership failure so why do they want to be the president of it?? The one question I would like somebody to ask any one of those candidates would be, "What do you love about America?" Or "Why is America the greatest hope on earth for the rest of humanity?" None of them could answer that question satisfactorily!! The one great thing about Donald Trump is that he loves this country, has always loved this country and is putting this country first everywhere he tries in the world and that is a departure from the past!! Like Reply 4d None of those candidates on stage want anything to do with the American citizen, they cater to illegal aliens at every level in society. Why is that? And also, why are all of them pandering to the smallest slice of one of the smallest groups in the country. I mean you had Julian Castro saying transgendered man should have the ability to have an abortion, what kind of mental disorder is this? A good way to tell who your party is going to choose his whatever the media wants, and whatever the media goes after..such as destroying Joe Biden already and propping up people like Kamala Harris in all the news reports. The media is only pushing the most far left candidates because the media wants the far left to win and not the moderates in your party. It is sad that your party is run solely by the major media corporations. I watch and listen to media analysis a lot and how it plays out between both parties. There are good democrats in your part like Jim Webb and tulsi gabbard. They are not Crazy wild eyed communists on the far left. Christian and not a fool. I must assume you see through all the pandering and free stuff they are proposing??? you are are bible believing Like Reply 4d ^ Hide 11 Replies You voted for Donald "grab them by the pussy" Trump and you want to talk about parties needing to elect moderates? Jeb Bush would have been a reasonable moderate choice too. With the election of Trump, there is no middle anymore. There is only war. You wanted a fighter, you're getting a fight. Congratulations. If our little family can't avoid the conflict we'll move back to Canada. Until then we'll be as compassionate and helpful as we can be. That's the Christian response. Like Reply 3d Edited what??? I don't want a F'ing moderate! They lose every time. If bush was the nominee that criminal whore Clinton would be the president. You try to slander him because he got caught saying a nasty thing... OMG! Your democrats and lefties OWN the rot and stains of degeneracy in this country. Hands down! You cannot dent that. Your group of communist leftist are trying very much to tear down the nature of this great country. Have been for 100 years. Everything you think you know about America is pure garbage. Why are you all here??? Can you say why America is the greatest hope on earth for all? Because your people think across the borders?? Why encourage that if this country sucks so bad??? Why want to change so much?? Their policies have been in effect for so long and the poor are still here, the black community never flourished under these policies! The culture sure hasn't improved with all your liberal " so called enlightenment". Your way of society has us seeing 100 different small groups of individuals. Not trying to join us in common interests. Like being Americans. Your people are balkanizing us and have been for decades. And the strategy is known to us now! And we have a fighter in our president finally not a limp moderate. Cloward-piven, Saul alinsky's steps to destroy this nation is finally... Finally under assault by those of us who voted for a man who loves America and is fighting for it!! I don't give two shits that he said something crass!! Oh heavens. You are what Lenin called useful idiots. You believe you are acting in some noble fashion but the ideas and policies your chosen camp has embraced have been destroying the hope and promise this country has been offering to the has a "right" to just walk |?? Why do these democrats world for decades from within. So.. we that know a bit of history and actually love our nation and know of it's promise are not worried about a man with a minor decorum and braggadocio problem. He's not a criminal or a Russian agent. That was your candidate. My point was that you have moderates in your party that can have more broad appeal than the clowns leading it now. 1 Like Reply 3d As trump supporters we are just happy that the fight is actually being fought properly by our side. Not like a Bush or a McCain or a Paul Ryan or a mitt Romney would flaccidly fight!! 1 Like Reply 3d oh man This is too much for me. "Criminal whore Clinton" ?! Is MAD TV still on? You should write for them. Like Reply 3d and he liked both of his Own comments. . I don't know you, but your analysis is Oh, hi, ignorant and some day you will disavow your support for the least competent, most ignorant president in this country's history 3 Like Reply 3d Edited Woah I 1 Like Reply 3d Things always turn out okay when history teachers and cops are at extreme political odds, right? Like Reply 3d it will be ok the anger is all on "your" side! #portland. But, by all means please keep voting your way and believe you are all informed and pious!! The people are going to overwhelming vote for President Trump next year!! But it must be because we're all misinformed about him... it must be because the Russians told us to. It must be.... whatever your masters tell you to be angry about that day!! Useful idiots!! Have a great day in the greatest country on earth! Like Reply 3d I'm more scared of you than Trump, to be honest. 1 Like Reply3d was just having a discussion about this yesterday. And your posts are a prime example. I'm far more uneasy with those who continue to support trump, than with the man himself 1 Like Reply 3d "The Media"? Like Reply 1d This dude in red is a real live human being, not trolling.
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Children, College, and Dude: Boogie2988 @Boogie2988 3h Boogie2988 kid in my high school graduated and served In operation desert storm. He lost YouTuber his life afterwards during an accident on the base. He was only 18 when he died. Date of birth: July 24, 1974 (age 44 years) At the time I never really understood what he gave his life to protect. Full name: Steven Jay Williams Now I do. We owe him a debt. Place of birth: Saint Paul, VA 3 119 ロ2 Obituary for Stephen Rudder @Boogie2988 2h ie2 ST. PAUL, VIRGINIA Stephen Race Rudder, 40, formerly of St. Paul, Virginia, died at his home in Bluff City, Tennessee on June 1, 2012. Race Rudder was his name. His family lived near by and they loved Halloween. They did a haunted house every year and to this day I carry on their family tradition. When I do I always think if him. He was a good dude. A veteran of the U.S. Navy and the first Gulf War, Race was formerly an employee of Northrup Grummon and Network Administrator for KVAT Food Stores. He was a graduate of St. Paul High 5 147 t 3 School and National Business College with MCSE Certification. His professional achievements Boogie2988 @Boogie2988 2h and exceptional intelligence pale in comparison to the way in which those who truly knew and It's weird to think he has been gone for nearly 25 years and we are speaking loved him will always remember him: compassionate, devoted, forgiving, and eternally devoted about him stll today. But he deserves to be remembered as well as all the others to his family, especially his children. who served Nice.

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Bad, Driving, and Friends: Straight Woman Wondering Who's the Asshole in Lesbian Relationship News -Aug 21, 2018 By: Editor SHARE: Plea Normal Dynamics Which One Angel and Asshole In a display of well-meaning ignorance, straight woman Francesca Ryser recently asked two of her Tweet friends the age-old question of who's the asshole in their lesbian relationship "I understand that Francesca, who has only dated cis men, was trying to understand the dynamics of a queer relationship," said Parker Miletus, one member of the couple. "But it's honestly very heteronormative to assume one of us has to be the asshole in the relationship." While Miletus was frustrated by the inquiry, her girlfriend, Esha Acharya, was more willing to explain "It's a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole," said Acharya. "But neither of us is the asshole; that's the entire point." Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation. "So, if neither of you is the asshole," said Ryser, "then who plays devil's advocate when you're having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person's side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you're driving and one of you has to pee?" Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand "None of those things are necessary for a relationship," said Acharya. "In fact, they're all bad People in straight relationships should not do those things either." This concept has not been easy for Ryser to grasp, but she is gradually coming around to the idea that there doesn't need to be an asshole in a relationship for it to be valid and complete. "I'm doing a lot of unlearning and excavation of my unconscious biases," said Ryser. "Growing up, I was inundated with messaging about trying to find my perfect asshole. My parents had one of those ideal 'woman takes care of the asshole' relationships you see on TV. I guess I just always thought that for a relationship to function you needed equal parts mean asshole and endlessly compassionate angel." Ryser has come to terms with the fact that just because there is no asshole in Miletus and Acharya's relationship doesn't mean they aren't dynamic and different from one another. However, other areas of the relationship remain a mystery to her. "So," said Ryser, "When you have sex, which one of you comes?" But which one of you is the man
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Bodies , Family, and Love: teaboot Humans are adorable. Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding. 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they've made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Source teaboot
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