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Anaconda, Ass, and Donkey: Yesterday at 8:17 AM Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE READ. It's about my experience last night with these fucking border patrol agents. Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family. When we got to the California/Nevada state line, as always, there's a checkpoint. (This checkpoint USED to be one where they made sure you weren't carrying fruits into California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species) Anyway... The bus driver makes an announcement: "We are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be prepared to show your documentation upon request". WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK? So you know I'm ready to act an ASS. I stand up and say LOUDLY I stand up and say LOUDLY: THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are not within 100 miles of an international border so that have NO authority to ask you for ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF! And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google translated how to say that in Spanish and repeated myself: Esto es una violación de los derechos de su cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos pasar esto The lady next to me did not speak English. She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had her back. The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! 'm not drivina this his so vou have NO The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest of you guys don't have to show them anything, either! This is harassment and racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction here! GOOGLE IT!" The agents start to look exasperated, because they can see I'm wiling to act a WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We can see that you're a citizen because of your filthy mouth". And then they just said "go ahead" to the bus driver and got off. Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No one should be asked to present "papers" for interstate travel. I defended her, and I defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just take this shit LYING down. What those officers did is WRONG and completely illegal. All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off. Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS. Because if you let them intimidate the poor Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do you think they're coming for next? Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"

Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"

Mondays, Muslim, and Definition: The Independent @lndependent Follow Someone told this woman Sharia law should be banned. She shut them down in the most epic way Someone told this woman Sharia law should be banned. She shut them down... Monday's episode of ABC's Q&A featured two people with vastly different opinions engineer Yassmin Abdel- indy100.com Amin HaqueAminHaqq 13m Replying to @Independent Hey @Independent, can you guys quit your bullshit? Pointing out that a faith that was more egalitarian literally over 1000 years isnt shutting someone down". You got the next 1400 years to poorly explain. Islam, to me, is the most feminist religion. Right. We got equal rights well before the Europeans. We don't take our husband's last names because we ain't their property. We were given the right to own our own land... The fact is what is culture is separate from what is faith and the fact that people go around dissing my falth without knowing anything abo t..y Amin HaqueAminHaqq 10m Please, @Independent, tell me, why did she refer to praying, something that only applies to the individual, as a defence for sharia law? *LAWS* apply to evervone. Me praying flve times a day is Sharia. Lambie continued, unwilling to listen to the Muslim woman's definition of Sharia law t What about equal rights to women? That, says Magied, is completely separate from Islam. And then she delivered the following smack-down: Amin Haque@AminHaqq 5m So go ahead @Independent, write an article about the sharia *laws, that apply to someone who leaves their faith, or about inheritance, or domestic violence?? Dont forgot your patronising hashtags #pwned #owned #smackdown Or is that too clickbaity for you? The Independent quotes a woman who think Sharia Law is feminist

The Independent quotes a woman who think Sharia Law is feminist

Climbing, Fall, and Funny: SHORT MEN! - w4m Are you a shorter man under the height of 5"? Do you have a sense of adventure? Do you like trying new experiences? Are you available in the next few days? Text me and let me know! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers o email to friend best of 1 Back Contact Today 9:31 PM Hello Hello! Who is this? This is Isaac. i'm responding to a personal you posted looking for a date. Do you have any pics? Hold on there, Isaac. Is this the post looking for a man under the height of 5'? yes is I have to be honest, Isaac. I'm not actually looking for a date. I'm looking to hire a shorter man for a single task, for about an 1 hour. Well Paid. Nothing Sexual and Completely Above Board. How much and what $250 Ok, what's the job? My young son, Andrew, keeps opening his bedroom window at night even though I keep telling him not to. It's full-on winter right now and he's blowing up the heating bill when he does it. So if you agree, I'm going to tell him that if he doesn't close the window, a fat evil dwarf will climb into his window and steal all of his toys. I have a ladder for you to climb up to the window and walkie talkies for us to talk When you start climbing into the window, make lots of panting/grunting sounds to wake Andrew. When I hear him yell, I will run into the room with a large broom and bug repellent which I will spray you with before shoving you out of the window with the broom. I have purchased a very large bean bag bed from Sharper Image that we will put under the window for you to fall onto (only about 15 feet). 12AM would be the best time as I know Andrew will be asleep. I can also providea written reference you may add to your employment portfolio. is This is real? Yes, Isaac. And I need results. For sure its fine little job for little men.

For sure its fine little job for little men.

Facebook, Friday, and Friends: Verizon 23:44 November 28 Las Cruces, NM I got my first ever gun today DC9, post pics of your most favorite firearm or the first gun you've ever had, whatever speaks to you most. PS. I'm a flamboyant liberal queer and my more "right" friends feel like they have converted me and are ecstatic (maaaaybe they're right a bit, it's not likely tho but I'll just let them think that bc I love my friends) Like Comment OWrite a comment... Comments Done l don't feel confidently about you owning a handgun November 28 Like Reply 1 Fio Thats pretty fucked up, I don't know why anyone would feel more confident about you owning one for instance November 28 Like Reply 8 It would be one thing if you said you don't feel confident about anyone owning one. In this case you are very clearly implying that there is something about me which would make it unsafe and that is so incredibly ridiculous I don't know where to begin but I guess first of all, what makes you think that you have the authority to say that someone that passed the background checks to buy a firearm and who immediately registered it and is asking for safety pointers would be unsafe using a gun? I'm fully expecting any answer you have to be completely offensive and inappropriate and based on wild assumptions but please, continue. November 29 Like Reply 12 Write a comment... Post Love Comment Verizon 23:44 cbs4local.com SHARE EMERGENCY ROOM Police: Road rage leads to arrest after woman shoots at another driver by Trisha Garcia Friday, February 9th 2018 ARRESTED LAS CRUCES POLICE DEPARTMENT .5 FION Mug of Fiona Mcharged with one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. FACEBOOK TWITTER MAIL TRENDING I can't stop laughing at this.. Scroll to the end.

I can't stop laughing at this.. Scroll to the end.