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photos-of-space: Milky Way in the caldera of the volcano Teide, Tenerife. A composition of 4 pictures. [4000 × 1092] [OC]

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Being Alone, Boner, and Do a Barrel Roll: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." 03 thebibliosphere: doebarnes: mugsandpugs: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? … guys ….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this?“HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.” … I mean. Comparatively… Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better. @goddessemily   was it this post?
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God, Love, and Oh My God: What should your portfolio look like? A Handy image guide for all illustrated by Payface. DO - OVER SIZED BULKY, HEAVy DISORGANISED MESSY PAPERS + LIGHT, TRANSPORTABLE ORGrAMISED LABELS ANO TITLED NO LOoSE oR TORN PAPERS PORT RAT「 LANDSCAPE Do TRy To kEEP THE CONTENT OF YouR FOUD THE SAME COMPOSITION IF THE INTERVIEWER HAS TO CONSTANT y ROTATE YouR FOLI0 To READ oR Look, IT WoNT Look GOOD DO NOT PUT IN EVERYTHING! ESPE CIALLY PIECES You ARE NOT PR Ovo 0F! drew thi) hen AND THIS WAS THE RESULT OF MY HARD ORK LAST MDNTH! DO SHOW AT LEAST 10-20 PAGTES OF YOUR BEST WORK, As WELL AS SOME OF YDMR RouGrH AyOuTS AND CoNCEPTDEVELDY payface.tumblr.com baixinha-su: theblueatom: payface: areyoutryingtodeduceme: payface: putting this up, since my website project for university is finished and I don’t have to put it on the web anymore. a very, very basic image guide on how your portfolio should be presented or appear, whether you’re in fine arts, graphic design or illustration, illustrated by yours truly please do NOT remove the commentary while reblogging, do not reupload anywhere else. OH MY GOD PAY, BLESS YOUR FACE. I actually get asked to see a lot of portfolio’s while I’m at cons. And while I LOVE looking at other people’s art and offering critiques if they ask, it’s sort of cringe-y to be handed a messy stack of papers or something. Nice portfolio’s look so much more professional! ^ Unfortunately I know the feeling so many times.Reblogging for anyone who’s missed this!  AHHH THANKS PAY thank you!

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mondfaenger: Dance with a mask, composition with feather and veil, 1930-33 Gyula Pap and Albert Hennig (Two artists of the Bauhaus)

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Photo, What, and Happening: Whats happening is terrible. But the layout and composition of this photo are satisfying to me.

Whats happening is terrible. But the layout and composition of this photo are satisfying to me.

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Books, Dogs, and Monster: HOW TO THINK WHEN YOU DRAW -THE 1ST 1501 BASIC SHOES RUNNING ROBOT ARMS EARS HINK DRAW MONSTER TENTACLES DETAILS 150 FREE TUTORIALS! 31 90 GRASS I DRAW ROCK FORMATIONS e PAY ALLS DOWN, SKILLS UP!" he wre 58 i il etheringtonbrothers: For those of you that like everything neatly organised, here’s links to EVERY ONE of my first 150 how to THINK when you draw TUTORIALS, in ALPHABETICAL ORDER for #SkillUpSunday! Enjoy, link, pin, share! Cheers!Lorenzo!How to draw ANGRY EXPRESSIONS How to draw BIRD HEADSHow to draw BOOKSHow to draw BOXES How to draw BREAKING GLASSHow to draw BRICKWORK How to draw CABLES and WIRES How to draw CAR CHASESHow to draw CATERPILLAR TRACKSHow to draw CAVES How to draw CHARACTERS (3-SHAPES)How to draw CHARACTERS (FLIPPED-SHAPES)How to draw CHARACTER SHAPES How to draw COMIC COVERS How to draw COMPOSITION How to draw CROSS-CONTOURSHow to draw EARS How to draw FABRIC How to draw FEET SHOESHow to draw FEMALE HANDS PART ONEHow to draw FEMALE HANDS PART TWOHow to draw FOREGROUND MIDGROUND BACKGROUNDHow to draw GAME BUILDINGSHow to draw GEMS and CRYSTALSHow to draw GIRL’S HAIRHow to draw GRASS How to draw HAIR (1940s styles)How to draw HAPPY EXPRESSIONS How to draw HORNSHow to draw HORSE HEADS How to draw IMPACT DEBRIS How to draw IN 3D How to draw INTEGRATING LOGOSHow to draw INTERIOR BASICSHow to draw IN-WORLD TYPOGRAPHY How to draw JUNGLE PLANT CLUSTERS How to draw JUNK HOUSESHow to draw LAMP POSTSHow to draw LAVA How to draw LIGHTNING and ELECTRICITY How to draw MECHANICAL DETAILS How to draw MUSHROOMS and FUNGUSHow to draw MONSTER HEADS How to draw MONSTER TENTACLESHow to draw MOUNTAINSHow to draw NEGATIVE SPACE How to draw NEWSPAPERSHow to draw NOSESHow to draw PERSPECTIVE BOXESHow to draw PIGSHow to draw POD HOUSESHow to draw POURING LIQUID How to draw ROBOT ARMS How to draw ROCK FORMATIONS How to draw RUNNING FIGURESHow to draw SAUSAGE DOGSHow to draw SEA WEED  How to draw SHADOW COMPOSITIONHow to draw SHOULDER ARMOURHow to draw SIEGE WEAPONSHow to draw SILHOUETTE THUMBNAILSHow to draw SMOKE EFFECTSHow to draw SNOWHow to draw SPACE BIKES How to draw SQUIRRELS How to draw STICK FIGURESHow to draw THE HORIZONHow to draw TIKI STATUESHow to draw TREASURE CHESTSHow to draw TREE BARK How to draw TREE ROOTS How to draw VEHICLES How to draw VINTAGE PLANES How to draw WATER How to draw WOODEN HOUSES

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80s, Batman, and College: CBR COMEXENOVE USTSVIDEOSCOMHUNITY Captain Marvel Will Be Scored By Female Composer, a First For Superhero Films 06.15.2018 by Nicole Sobon in Movie News Comment (6) In a massive step forward for female composers, Marvel Studios has hired Pinar Toprak to score Captain Marvel. FULL CAST AND CREW TRIVIA USER REVIEWS IMDbPro MORE SHARE +Batman: Mask of the ★ 19 35,605 This Pheanteas(1993 PG 1h 16min | Animation, Action, Adventure 25 December 1993 (USA) MISK IF THE PRAİ TRST. | 0:53 ßAIMAN MASK OF THE RHANTASMAGES :il. WXuぷX> : :.il. :ī.kHA(冰5 SEE RANK Shirley Walker() (1945-2006) Music Department Composer Soundtrack Shirley Walker was born in Napa, California in 1945. She was educated at Pleasant Hill High School; attended San Francisco State College on piano scholarship; studied composition with San Francisco Symphony while in high school; performed with various hotel, See full bio » Born: April 10, 1945 in Napa, California, USA Died: November 29, 2006 (age 61) in Reno, Nevada, USA 2 videos » Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 2 wins & 14 nominations. See more awards » Known For WARDENBATTY DARKMAN True lies Now Fiaying Everywhere DASK OF THE PHAOTAS Dick Tracy Music Department (1990) Batman: Mask of the Music Department (1993) True Lies Music Department (1994) Darkman Music Department (1990) <p><a href="http://vieratheartist.tumblr.com/post/175029501696/nightbringer24-nunyabizni-lets-just-put-this" class="tumblr_blog">vieratheartist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://nightbringer24.tumblr.com/post/174989866447/nunyabizni-lets-just-put-this-to-bed-before-it" class="tumblr_blog">nightbringer24</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/174989813557/lets-just-put-this-to-bed-before-it-starts" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Let’s just put this to bed before it starts</p></blockquote> <p>Why is it whenever a woman does something nowadays, they have to ‘be the first’ person to do that?</p> </blockquote> <p>That was the fastest shut down of a rumor I’ve seen. <br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="306" data-orig-width="398" data-tumblr-attribution="nba-80s-90sgifs:84MH7W0WqMvorSIcnFAQMw:Zqvvxq28twnVs"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1b929946ab885baa4b10fddb44b985f/tumblr_o9rm52Xsxv1sdydefo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="306" data-orig-width="398"/></figure></blockquote>
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Chrome, Computers, and Facts: skyenet How Ponify ruined my life composition notebook, which they r supposed to see the notebooks; no one was.This rule edibly uptight about it. Everyy sort of suspected t workers would open a notebook, glance over its al confessions, but M ersonal f Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I'm in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don't have a , but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life 1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you've deactivated 2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponity (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a rousing snow ball fight" and the like. 3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer's chrome So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word everypony", my seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too nfuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud I just realized, however, that the line "as she the binding fall away in her was changed to "as she the binding fall away in her hoof". Madeleine had gone to burn a all away into her hoof-this n literally no one was supposed hinding because think about that The journal contained snipp And I just had to send this email: Hi Cathy, I'm worried the typos in my paper will be distracting and was hoping I could reprint them. In a very strange twist of events, the computer I printed it from in the computer lab had a chrome extension that replaces words in the browser with horse related words and I don't think I caught all of them Though this resulted in what I'm sure will be a hilarious story to share with my friends down the line, for now this is quite literally the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me since fifth grade. I would really appreciate it if I could redistribute a fixed copy on Monday. I won't edit anything else in the story, but I would really appreciate it if could fix this. Thank you Victoria And basically I'm ready for death how was your day Everyponys worst nightmare

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Complex, Drugs, and Facebook: Lou Reed Like This Page October 26, 2013- Twilight Sparkle vs. Metal Machine Music Like -Comment → Share 3.1K Top Comments 614 shares 134 Comments etal Machine Music is the greatest record of all time! I still play it every now and then for tranquility Like Reply 5 October 26, 2013 at 10:16am AN ELECTRONIC INSTRUMENTAL COMPOSITION THE AMINE B RING used Metal Machine Music as a weapon. The apartment complex was cursed by Country Western music being played too loud at all hours. Solution, play Metal Machine on repeat prety loud for the weekend while on a get a way. Result was they had to turn the power of to the entire building and we never heard CW again. Thanks Lou great album. Like Reply 233-October 26, 2013 at 5:14am 13 Replies he never got to see season 4 Like Reply 041-October 27, 2013 at 12:25pm 1 Reply Lou Reed and Twilight Sparkle? My two favourite things just smashed togetherlll Like Reply 40 October 26, 2013 at 6:06am 6 Replies My 5 year old daughter would love this Like NOTATION-When I started Reply-10-October 26, 2013 at 6:40am and it s varlous springofts. y concern iew more comments 5 of 134 was not, as was assumed abidingly verbally oriented at heart. hed rock. the exploration of varlous'taboo" eubjects drugs. ex, violenee eal edextrorotory components synthesis of sympathomimetic musics White a comment gucciballs: reminder that this was Lou Reed’s last facebook post before he died

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Adobe, Anaconda, and Target: [HD] Skyward Sword - Cutscenes PART 1 - Prologue & Link and Zelda's Meetina Press Esc to exit full screen tu さ I was pretty sure you'd sleep in and forget to meet me this morning ▶ ▶1 ) 7:27 / 14:00 切57 Adobe After Effects CC 2017- Untitled Projectep Eile Edit Composition Layer Etfect nimation iew Window Help □Snapping 30 » ρ Search Help Audio effects & Presets Small Screen ■ Layer HQTEztan HQ TExt Template 2 ■ Effect Controls Template 2 Footage HQ TEzt.avi G Composition HQ TEzt HQ TEzt Template 2 Info Align Verdana IT100% ▼ T 100 % Paragraph I was pretty sure you'd sleep in and forget to meet me this morning Motion Sketch Mask Interpolation 많모 S0% 0:00:14:12 自 Ful VER Active Camera v 1View v 0+0.0 v Render Queue Template Template 2 Template 2 Template 3 Template 4 Template S 0:00: 14:12 00852 (60.00 fps) T TrcMat None 1 White Solid 1 2 Template 5 3 Template 4 4 Template 3 Normal None None Normal None None Normal". None Normal LI None 이이 None v1 Normal Normal None Normal None None Reset Normal-. None ﹀ @ None @ None e Template 2 6 Template None None @ None Transform Effects Transform Reset 毛色骨 Switches / Modes 1:02 0 Type here to search 10/12/2017 Adobe After Effects CC 2017- CAUsersipokedVideosZambambo world Skyward Sword Episode 1.aep Eile Edit Composition Layer Etfect nimation iew Window Help □Snapping 30 Small Screen >> GE ρ Search Help Layer HQ TEzt.avi HQ TExt Template 2 Effect Controls Template 2 Footage HQ TEzt.avi G Composition HQ TEzt Audio HQ TEzt Template 2 effects & Presets Info Align Verdana pxY Auto IT100% ▼ T 100 % Paragraph There's another reason why I wanted to meet up with you so early. Motion Sketch Mask Interpolation 많모 S0% 0:00:36:46 a Ful VER Active Camera v 1View v 0+0.0 v Render Queue Template Template 2 Template 2 Template 3 Template 4 Template 5 0:00:36:46 02206 (60.00 fps) 격to全迴@过 T TrcMat 1 White Solid 1 None 2 Template 5 3 Template 4 4 Template 3 s Template 2 6 Template Normal None None Normal None None Normal". Normal None None Normal None None Normal None Normal None None Reset Normal None None None None @ None Transform y Effects Auto Color Transform Reset Toggle Switches/Hodes O Type here to search 1012/2017 <p><a href="https://pokedudesfm.tumblr.com/post/166314038590/but-porn" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pokedudesfm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>But porn</p></blockquote>
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Bailey Jay, Facts, and Protein: the scoop on semern Sperm are produced in the male's testes Average composition of semen sperm mucus seminal plasma prostate fluids testes Semen only contain about 10% sperm the rest consists of enzymes, vitamin c, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar Nutritional Facts Serving Size 1 teaspoon (~5 ml) Servings per Package: 3-5 at any time What men eat can affect the taste of their sperm Amount per serving bitter Calories 20 6 mg 11 mg 3 mg 150 mg Total Fat acidic Total Carbohydrates Red meat, dairy products, onions, garlic, and coffee may cause sperm to taste bitter and acidic Cholesterol Protein *based on average human male ejaculation - sweet Foods containing natural sugars, such as fruits can make the sperm taste sweeter The average volume of semen per ejaculation is 1 teaspoon... ..each teaspoon of semen can contain about 200 to 500 million sperm rat 50 rabbit280 human280 AVERAGE NUMBER OF SPERM PER EJACULATE (in millions) sheep 1000 cow 3000 pig 8000 0 2000 4000 6000 8000 The average speed of semen at the moment of ejaculation is 31 mph... faster than a Peruvian iaauar The human male ejaculates an average distance of 7 to 10 inches the world record for the farthest splooge is 18 feet 5 days the number of days sperm can live inside a woman Sperm has a pH of 7.2 to 8 3 hours It is estimated that 5% of women are allergic to semen the number of hours sperm can live on a toilet seat The Etoro people of Papua New Guinea it is believed that to become sexually mature men, young boys must swallow the semen of their elders <p>Datos para enseñar a tu esposa&hellip; o no.</p>
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