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Anon takes a dump: ile: okkk png (175 KB, 500x375) Anonymous (D CH okay /b/, story time 07/05/14(Sat)03.31.26 No 554774383 abe me >beta 15 ylo Phad weed a few times, nothing bad happened sdecide to try acid, know a guy hooks me up, go home sclose room door, close blinds time to fucking party lying on bed waiting for effects to kick in ohfuckthereitis jp nothing looks tight decide to play some vidya to see what its like good of zelda on wi after 10 minutes get hungry try to leave, door wont open find key and unlock door, needed alot of force, must have been stuck go downstairs see parents on couch strying to act cool phowstheweather png they leave after a while, success smake some nutella toast taste like shit sudden urge to evacuate my bowels just make it to the toilet before i start errupting Sfeels good man decide to sleep, grab blanket and clock the fuck out wake up to screaming too tired to comprehend sgo back to sleep owake up in hosptal pmtw what actually happened, according to my family got out of bed and threw zelda game case at the wall jumped around in front of my off tv swinging a spoon like a wi remote pater an hour of this i shoved the spoon into the keyhole and threw myself against the door untill the lock and my shoulder broke went downstairs made a variety of facial expressions at parents while saying weather over and over untill they left went to kitchen spread nutela onto bare hand and took a bite blood trail all the way to my sisters room where i sat on her chair and took a huge dump fell asleep wrapped in a rug from the foor, where sister found me 10 minutes later parents couldnt look at me for a month, sister wont talk to me whats your worst tripping balls experience /b/? Anon takes a dump
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lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving (to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees) None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it. Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right; end of set Platforms hanging La from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened It was all just a stage show. A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

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Possibly a niceguy: "being nice is inherently a god thing.": 0 pointa 1 hourago Yeah but that's not even being nice. That doesnt answer anything becaue I asked when is actually being nice a bac thing. Its not. The context you described is not being nice Raply Give Aavard Share Raport Save TGuatavoMtheCnt 3 pointa 1 hourago Yeah but that's not even being nice Exactly. You asked when it's a bad thing to be nice and I said when it's used as a excuse to demand something from the other person, i.e "being nice"becomes a bad thing. Being nice, but with a bad purpose behind it -bad thing Raply Share Save Edit 1 aophaloph 2 pointa hourago If one person compliments another for the soul purpose of getting into their pants, the act of complimenting is still nice but the reason behind it is not. Therefore, being nice in that context is bad Raply Give Award Share Report Save 4Capointa 1 hourago Yeah, that isn't being nice. I specifically asked why reddit seems to think being nice is a bad thing. What you described snt even a person being nice Raply Give Award Share Raport Sar T GuatavoMtheCvnt 1 point 5 minutea ago Being nice does not mean one will -ALWAYS- be nice. Thats like aying IfI be nice with you once it means thatI can freely get inside your home, rob you, your parents, rape your mom thatI will still be flagged as "nice" regardless. That's flawed If you sill cant comprehend it I'm afraid you might be r/nicequys material Raply Share Sare Edit . Score hidden 3 minutea ago Nope, being nice is inherently a god thing But reddit seems to think that being nice is BAD. Sounds like reddit's idiotic this is basically like saving good is bad Raply Give Award Share Report Save TGuatavoMtheCnt 1 point 1 minuteago I cant tell if you are under 18 or "trolling". Regardless, why dont you try asking this question on /niceqy? Possibly a niceguy: "being nice is inherently a god thing."

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Comprehendible: 6 hours ago One day, you're going to die. It could happen any day at anytime. When you die, there will be nothing. You won't ever hear or see anything ever again. You will not know if your 631 suscriptores mother cries over you because you will no longer exist. Death isn't like a movie where you come back as a ghost or see how others react to you being gone. It's just nothing Can you picture death? Can you imagine what it will be like to die? I bet you think it'll just be blackness, an abyss. Nope. Truth us, humans cannot comprehend death. That's why we invent religions to help us deal with the inevitable. But ultimately, there is likely nothing beyond. Everyone, the church you go to, your parents telling you the Angel's will take you, things like that, they're all a front so that they dont have to face the fate of nothing One day your mother will die, and she will not exist anymore. Any supernatural connection you feel of her will be a feeble attempt for your brain to process. You father will die someday and you may have things you want to say to him and you never will. Even if you speak to his grave, you will be talking to yourself in that moment. Not to heaven, not to God. Yourself. Then one day, you will die. And it can be at anytime. You could die in a car accident, which is very likely percentage wise. You might die of a disease, slow and painful. You might trip down the stairs and break your neck, or die in a house fire or drown in a flood. We dont know when, where or why.. Just that it will happen. One day you will die. One day, you wont exist. One day, everyone you love will leave you behind. And one day, you will be forgotten, when everyone else who loved you dies as well. But that wont matter, cause you wont exist anymore So who cares if you die? Show less 1 REPLY 1 second ago r/im14andthisisdeep 1 ayi REPLY
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