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Bad, Beautiful, and Fucking: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun deceit-the-snakey-snake: plaid-n-converse: cherrysconeslut: pawsofponies: garecc: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: buggykin: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: biggest-goofiest-fish: desertdaylight: kait-the-kitty: chiribomb: politicalcompassmemes: your-uncle-dave: maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit: japhers: jewishzevran: animatedamerican: pagesofkenna: mommacomms: fidefortitude: bl00dlikeice: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: plaid-n-converse: memeception WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME @caesarianconfection I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this… This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun? ….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1) this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2) “man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3) ‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4) and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5) which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6) (but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better) I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared. average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics I was getting a political compass vibe too tag urself im man door hand hook car gun This works better than I thought it would. This was in my senior project I’m not sorry. EIGHT MEME COMBO FATALITY We have officially created a new language  I just had to do it to em THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING M E M E T E N OwO? W o w You know I had to I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it THIRTEEN!? MEME COUNT:1 - YMCA (@plaid-n-converse, pointed out by @pagesofkenna)2 - breadsticks (see above)3 - man door hand hook car door (see above)4 - gun (see above)5 - meme combo (see above)6 - loss (see above)7 - 2000s comics vibes (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @japhers)8 - political compass (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit, then highlighted by @politicalcompassmemes)9 - tag yourself (user was @your-uncle-dave but now appears to be deactivated)10 - i hate this (kind of barely used by @fidefortitude so idk if it really counts)11 - nickelback/look at this photograph (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)12 - had to do it to them (see above)13 - distracted boyfriend (see above)14 - is this a pigeon (see above)15 - oh, this is beautiful (@garecc)16 - expanding brain (@cherrysconeslut)17 - cursed (can be argues as a meme due to its excessive use and popularity, as well as the sort of subtext/emotion behind it that accompanies most memes on this site) (@plaid-n-converse)18 - weve created a new language (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)19 - owo (see above)20 - most ___ addition to a post (@plaid-n-converse)21 - it could be argued that meme analysis in itself is a memeFeel free to debate any of these or add any Ive missed, but I think I got them all??
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9/11, America, and Dad: December 20, 2018 Dear Mr. President: I have been privileged to serve as our country's 26th Secretary of Defense which has allowed me to serve alongside our men and women of the Department in defense of our citizens and our ideals I am proud of the progress that has been made over the past two years on some of the key goals articulated in our National Defense Strategy: putting the Department on a more sound budgetary footing, improving readiness and lethality in our forces, and reforming the Department's business practices for greater performance. Our troops continue to provide the capabilities needed to prevail in conflict and sustain strong U.S. global influence One core belief I have always held is that our strength as a nation is inextricably linked to the strength of our unique and comprehensive system of alliances and partnerships. While the US remains the indispensable nation in the free world, we cannot protect our interests or serve that role effectively without maintaining strong alliances and showing respect to thos allies. Like you, I have said from the beginning that the armed forces of the United States should not be the policeman of the world. Instead, we must use all tools of American power to provide for the common defense, including providing effective leadership to our alliances NATO's 29 democracies demonstrated that strength in their commitment to fighting alongsid us following the 9-11 attack on America. The Defeat-ISIS coalition of 74 nations is further proof. Similarly, I believe we must be resolute and unambiguous in our approach to those countries whose strategic interests are increasingly in tension with ours. It is clear that China and Russia, for example, want to shape a world consistent with their authoritarian model gaining veto authority over other nations' economic, diplomatic, and security decisions -to promote their own interests at the expense of their neighbors, America and our allies. That is why we must use all the tools of American power to provide for the common defense My views on treating allies with respect and also being clear-eyed about both malign actors and strategic competitors are strongly held and informed by over four decades o immersion in these issues. We must do everything possible to advance an international order that is most conducive to our security, prosperity and values, and we are strengthened in this effort by the solidarity of our alliances Because you have the right to have a Secretary of Defense whose views are better aligned with yours on these and other subjects, I believe it is right for me to step down from my position. The end date for my tenure is February 28, 2019, a date that should allow sufficient time for a successor to be nominated and confirmed as well as to make sure the Department's interests are properly articulated and protected at upcoming events to include Congressional Dad’s resignation letter.

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America, Black Friday, and Cards Against Humanity: sidelong-citizen preciousorgel Follow Originally Posted: 2017-01-22 1:22pm print Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO! Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO! Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult Ieadership. We are secking a highly qualificd exccutive to run our company who meets the following requirements: Strong public speaking skills Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition Experience hunting terrorist masterminds Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review -Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher Passed comprehensive healthcare reform Natural born citizen of the United States Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply. What's In It for You? If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary. Benefits include: Health/dental/vision insurance (while available) - Gencrous vacation time -A new computer Pre-tax transit benefit -Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred). About the Company Cards Against Humanity is a game company based in Chicago, IL with about 30 employees. We run a coworking space for independent artists, a full-ride scholarship for women getting degrees in STEM fields, a political action committee, an intemational shipping company, a private island, and a castle in Ireland. We've also raised nearly $5 million for our nonprofit partners: the Wikimedia Foundation, the Sunlight Foundation, Electronic Frontier Foundation, and DonorsChoose.org, where Cards Against Humanity has funded over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms across the United States. Interested? If you meet our qualifications, please email mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com. post id: 5970647019 email to friendbesof grumpyhop cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im See, its easy to find a job! - most adults

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cnn.com, Donald Trump, and Fake: FINAL NUMBERS IN POPULAR VOTE TAUMP: 62.972,226 VS CLINTON 62.277,750 ELECTORALCOLLEGE VOTE TRUMP 306 VS CLINTON 2312 TAUMP WON POPULAR AND ELECTORAL Well well, looky here! CrookedHillary didn't win the popular vote after all! I bet we don't here about this from CNN, MSNBC, or the other left-wing mainstream news outlets. - Here are my sources: Fake news is the believe that Hillary won the popular vote because leftist google search. SOURCES https:-www.washingtontimes.com-news-2017-jun-19-noncitizen-illegal-vote-number-higher-than-estimat- Its investigation found that Virginia removed more than 5,500 noncitizens from voter lists, including 1,852 people who had cast more than 7,000 ballots. The people volunteered their status, most likely when acquiring driver’s licenses. The Public Interest Legal Foundation said there are likely many more illegal voters on Virginia’s rolls who have never admitted to being noncitizen HOUSTON, TX. – November 27, 2016: True the Vote (TTV), the nation's leading voters’ rights and election integrity organization, today released a statement with respect to President-Elect Donald Trump’s claim that “millions” of individuals illegally voted in the 2016 Election. “True the Vote absolutely supports President-elect Trump’s recent comment about the impact of illegal voting, as reflected in the national popular vote. We are still collecting data and will be for several months, but our intent is to publish a comprehensive study on the significant impact of illegal voting in all of its many forms and begin a national discussion on how voters, states, and the Trump Administration can best address this growing problem.” True the Vote (TTV) is an IRS-designated 501(c)(3) voters’ rights organization, founded to inspire and equip voters for involvement at every stage of our electoral process. TTV empowers organizations and individuals across the nation to actively protect the rights of legitimate voters, regardless of their political party affiliation. For more information, please visit www.truethevote.org. https:-truethevote.org-news https:-www.justfactsdaily.com-substantial-numbers-of-non-citizens-vote-illegally-in-u-s-elections- https:-www.investors.com-politics-editorials-did-votes-by-noncitizens-cost-trump-the-2016-popular-vote-sure-looks-that-way-

Well well, looky here! CrookedHillary didn't win the popular vote after all! I bet we don't here about this from CNN, MSNBC, or the other le...

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Fbi, Memes, and Obama: Why is Peter Strzok so smug? He's in the SES. I would guess that 95% of Americans have never heard of the Senior Executive Service, but the SES has more REAL power than Congress. The SES was created in 1979 to form kind of an aristocracy among the federal bureaucracy All are political appointees. They resemble "civilian generals" but unlike generals they don't rotate out to new duty stations. Congress can haul FBI SESer Peter Strzok in and berate him, but they can't do a damn thing to him. Contempt of Congress? An SESer could not care any less. The approximately 10,000 SESers protect one another above all else. It's not about Democrats vs. Republicans, it's now more about the SES vs. the rest of the govemment Folks need to get up to speed on the REAL power structure in Washington There is a civil war going on, and 95% of it is happening below the surface. Trump and the Congress have barely made a dent in the power of the SES Imagine the old USSR, with KGB-aligned senior apparatchiks answerable directly to the Politburo and nobody else in charge of every federal agency and department. That is the SES, In our case today, the unexpected occurred and Trump was elected as POTUS, but the SES is still loyal to the Obama and The Washington D. C. Deep State is a group of 8,156 appointed managers in 75 federal agencies that control the executive bureaucracy and tell new political appointees what they can and cannot do. Yes, that’s right, the Deep State is an official government program, well-organized, comprehensive, and “in charge.” OUT OF THE 8,156 MEMBERS WHO MAKE UP THIS DEEP STATE OF ENSCONCED BUREAUCRATS, OVER 7,000 WERE APPOINTED BY OBAMA. These the are the “Obama Holdouts” that still control the executive branch of government a full year after Trump has come to office. Obama expanded the existing Flag_of_the_United_States_Senior_Executive_Service.svgprogram of Deep State managers and appointed over 7,000 of the 8,156 bosses who are called the Senior Executive Service. Some call it the “Shadow Government”, and it is true that this federal cabal works in the shadows. Have you ever heard of such a group? Some call it Obama’s Army. Let’s review what we know about the power of “political appointees” who hold important leadership and policymaking positions. There are four basic types of appointments: Presidential Appointments with Senate Confirmation: There are 1,212 senior leaders, including the Cabinet secretaries and their deputies, the heads of most independent agencies and ambassadors, who must be confirmed by the Senate. Presidential Appointments without Senate Confirmation: There are 353 positions which make up much of the White House staff, although they are also scattered throughout many of the smaller federal agencies. Non-career Senior Executive Service: Members of the Senior Executive Service (SES) work in key positions just below the top presidential appointees, bridging the gap between the political leaders and the civil service throughout the federal government. Schedule C Appointments: There are 1,403 Schedule C appointees who serve in a confidential or policy role. They range from schedulers and confidential assistants to policy experts. . The Senior Executive Service (SES) in 2016 had 8,156 members who were appointees. Obama appointed over 7,000 of them to these key positions. Most of these appointees do not arise from inside the respective agencies through

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America, Donald Trump, and Memes: POLLAK: IN LEAVING IRAN DEAL, TRUMP ENDS OBAMA'S LEGACY OF APPEASEMENT OF THE Carsten Koall/Getty Images 🔷End of an Error🔷 President Donald Trump’s announcement Tuesday that the U.S. is leaving the Iran deal marks the end of what his predecessor, Barack Obama, considered his main foreign policy legacy. Trump will earn credit from his supporters for keeping his promise. But in truth, the Iran deal was undone by its own terms. It did not stop Iran from enriching uranium; it did not stop Iran from building a nuclear weapon, eventually; and it did not stop Iran’s global aggression. In fact, the Iran deal was not even a deal at all. It was never signed by any of the parties (the U.S., Iran, France, the UK, Germany, China, and Russia). It was unclear about crucial subjects like ballistic missiles, because the “deal” was described differently by the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) and by the UN Security Council Resolutions that were meant to implement it. And, crucially, it was never sent to the U.S. Senate for ratification. Obama’s disregard for the Treaty Clause of the U.S. Constitution was of a piece with his general disregard for the constitutional constraints on the power of the federal government and the presidency. His refusal to submit the agreement to Senate scrutiny, and his party’s abuse of the filibuster to prevent even a weak Senate vote, deepened the damage that Obamacare — his other struggling “legacy,” in domestic policy — did to American civic culture. More than Obama’s autocratic style, what Trump ended is Obama’s legacy of appeasement. Barack Obama came to power convinced that the United States was at best a negative force in world affairs, and at worst the cause of the world’s problems. He believed that America could be a force for good, but only if it renounced its traditional allies, abandoned its principles of freedom, and gave up its national interests in favor of rising regional powers elsewhere. “The United States no longer issues empty threats. When I make promises, I keep them,” Trump said. Thus ended Obama’s experiment with appeasement and autocracy.

🔷End of an Error🔷 President Donald Trump’s announcement Tuesday that the U.S. is leaving the Iran deal marks the end of what his predecessor...

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Children, Family, and God: MEMO ORANGE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION March 29,2018 18-73 To Orange County Board of Education From: Ronald D. Wenkart General Counsel Re: California Healthy Youth Act Members of the Board have asked several questions about the California Healthy Youth Act. Attached is a comprehensive legal opinion discussing in detail the legal issues involved In short, Education Code section 51938 allows a parent or guardian to excuse their child from all or part of comprehensive sexual health education and HIV education. However, Education Code section 51932(b) states that section 51938 (and the chapter entitled the California Healthy Youth Act) does not apply to instruction, materials, or programming that discusses gender, gender identity, gender expression, sexual orientation, discrimination, harassment, bullying, intimidation, relationships, or family and does not discuss human reproductive organs and their functions Therefore, parents who disagree with the instructional materials related to gender, gender identity, gender expression and sexual orientation may not excuse their children from this instruction. However, parents are free to advise their children that they disagree with some or all of the information presented in the instructional program and express their views on these subjects to their children. Al Mijares, Ph.D. Nina Boyd cc: RDW: tnm <p><a href="http://bladeobrona.tumblr.com/post/173076673887/libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">bladeobrona</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173076095994/take-your-kids-out-of-public-schools" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Take👏🏾your👏🏾kids👏🏾out👏🏾of👏🏾public👏🏾schools👏🏾</p></blockquote> <p>I don’t see what the issue is here. I’d say learning about this stuff is quite important. Learning about sexual identities and the fact that gender does not always match up with sex.</p> </blockquote> <p>&gt;Learning about this stuff is important </p><p>&gt;The only way to learn about it is if the government forces you to learn it their way.</p><p>😑</p><p>This isn’t even basic biological sex ed. THAT part is optional. This is California’s version of “sexuality and gender“ that you HAVE to learn if you’re in public school</p><p>“You can opt not to learn how sex works but by God you ARE going to learn about the 52 different genders!”</p>

bladeobrona: libertarirynn: Take👏🏾your👏🏾kids👏🏾out👏🏾of👏🏾public👏🏾schools👏🏾 I don’t see what the issue is here. I’d say learning about this st...

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Being Alone, Children, and Creepy: MEMO ORANGE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION March 29,2018 18-73 To Orange County Board of Education From: Ronald D. Wenkart General Counsel Re: California Healthy Youth Act Members of the Board have asked several questions about the California Healthy Youth Act. Attached is a comprehensive legal opinion discussing in detail the legal issues involved In short, Education Code section 51938 allows a parent or guardian to excuse their child from all or part of comprehensive sexual health education and HIV education. However, Education Code section 51932(b) states that section 51938 (and the chapter entitled the California Healthy Youth Act) does not apply to instruction, materials, or programming that discusses gender, gender identity, gender expression, sexual orientation, discrimination, harassment, bullying, intimidation, relationships, or family and does not discuss human reproductive organs and their functions Therefore, parents who disagree with the instructional materials related to gender, gender identity, gender expression and sexual orientation may not excuse their children from this instruction. However, parents are free to advise their children that they disagree with some or all of the information presented in the instructional program and express their views on these subjects to their children. Al Mijares, Ph.D. Nina Boyd cc: RDW: tnm <p><a href="https://saxonwarcrimes.tumblr.com/post/173078698151/yourunclejingo-tz-me-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">saxonwarcrimes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://yourunclejingo.tumblr.com/post/173076595904/tz-me-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">yourunclejingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://tz-me.tumblr.com/post/173076374007/libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">tz-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173076095994/take-your-kids-out-of-public-schools" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Take👏🏾your👏🏾kids👏🏾out👏🏾of👏🏾public👏🏾schools👏🏾</p></blockquote> <p>Board of education? You mean indoctrination! Fuck'em!</p> </blockquote> <p>I just love reading examples of how poorly educated people in “Education” are. The kicker is that one of these whores is a PhD. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>„However, parents are free to…”</p><p>Yea, they have no authority to tell parents what they can and can’t do regarding the education of their children.</p></blockquote> <p>Exactly. That line alone is intensely creepy. The state institution telling the parents what they’re “allowed“ to teach their children.</p><p><br/></p><p>Seriously fuck state mandated education six ways to Sunday.</p>
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Children, Family, and Parents: MEMO ORANGE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION March 29,2018 18-73 To Orange County Board of Education From: Ronald D. Wenkart General Counsel Re: California Healthy Youth Act Members of the Board have asked several questions about the California Healthy Youth Act. Attached is a comprehensive legal opinion discussing in detail the legal issues involved In short, Education Code section 51938 allows a parent or guardian to excuse their child from all or part of comprehensive sexual health education and HIV education. However, Education Code section 51932(b) states that section 51938 (and the chapter entitled the California Healthy Youth Act) does not apply to instruction, materials, or programming that discusses gender, gender identity, gender expression, sexual orientation, discrimination, harassment, bullying, intimidation, relationships, or family and does not discuss human reproductive organs and their functions Therefore, parents who disagree with the instructional materials related to gender, gender identity, gender expression and sexual orientation may not excuse their children from this instruction. However, parents are free to advise their children that they disagree with some or all of the information presented in the instructional program and express their views on these subjects to their children. Al Mijares, Ph.D. Nina Boyd cc: RDW: tnm <p>Take👏🏾your👏🏾kids👏🏾out👏🏾of👏🏾public👏🏾schools👏🏾</p>

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Fall, God, and Huh: My character's hame is Rocket. Hes a genetically enhanced raccoon witha gun fetish. <p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/169535311104/sperari-foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sperari.tumblr.com/post/102829591486/foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">sperari</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://foundloveinbudapest.tumblr.com/post/102829111761/obsessiforge-bluandorange-so-ive-got-this" class="tumblr_blog">foundloveinbudapest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obsessiforge.tumblr.com/post/101934507070/bluandorange-so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that">obsessiforge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/101827855795/so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that-guardians-of-the">bluandorange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so <a href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/tagged/avengers%20play%20gotg/chrono">I’ve got this headcanon</a> that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling </p> <p>Mostly from Steve</p> <p><em>Especially</em> from Steve</p> </blockquote> <p>Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –</p> <p>Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.</p> <p>Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)</p> <p>and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god.</p> </blockquote> <p>Headcanon accepted <em>so hard</em></p> </blockquote> <p>“We need to break out of this prison. Bucky, do I know anything about it?”<br/></p> <p>“Roll knowledge, Steve.”<br/></p> <p>“Seventeen.”<br/></p> <p>“From your years of experience and multiple prison escapes, you believe that if you can get one of the prison guard’s security bands to get into the watchtower, and one of the power cells to overload the security systems, you should be able to pull off an escape.”<br/></p> <p>“Perfect. Nat, you have sleight of hand trained, right?”<br/></p> <p>“Yes I do, Steve.”<br/></p> <p>“Alright, you get the wristband. Bruce, grab the power cell.”<br/></p> <p>“Yeah, sure, I am Groot.”<br/></p> <p>“Even in a board game, boy scout has to give the orders, huh?”<br/></p> <p>“Alright Tony, what’s-”<br/></p> <p>“Excuse me, my name <i>Star Lord, </i>thank you.”<br/></p> <p>“…Alright, Star Lord. What’s your plan?”<br/></p> <p>“Well…Bucky?”<br/></p> <p>“Knowledge, Tony.”<br/></p> <p>“…Four.”<br/></p> <p>“You’ve never been in prison before, so you have no idea. You think Rocket’s plan makes sense though.”<br/></p> <p>“Alright, fine. What do you want me to do, Captain Raccoon?”</p> <p>“Only the most important for you, Space King. Bucky, does anyone in the prison have a robotic arm?”<br/></p> <p>“I swear if you’re going where I think you’re going with–”<br/></p> <p>“Okay, leg. Robotic leg, not arm.”<br/></p> <p>“Yes, there is one guy with a prosthetic leg.”<br/></p> <p>“Tony I want you to get me that guy’s leg.”<br/></p> <p>“…Why?”<br/></p> <p>“Just trust me, we need it for the plan.”<br/></p> <p>“Bucky, can I sense motive on Rocket?”<br/></p> <p>“Go ahead.”<br/></p> <p>“…These dice are weighted.”</p> <p>“What?”</p> <p>“What’d you get, Stark?”<br/></p> <p>“One.”<br/></p> <p>“Not only do you believe that Rocket needs the leg, you believe it is the single most important part of the plan. Without that leg, everything will fall to pieces.”<br/></p> <p>“Okay, fine, I’ll get the leg.”<br/></p> <p>“Perfect. Avengers, let’s get to work.”<br/></p> <p>“Removing the power cell will set off the alarm, so you believe you should start with–”<br/></p> <p>“I go remove the power cell.”<br/></p> <p>“…Bruce, that’s…not a good idea. Like I said, ripping that out will set off the alarm.”<br/></p> <p>“Right, exactly, sounds like fun. I go to rip it out.”<br/></p> <p>“But…but I spent all week coming up with persuasion and stealth scenarios for–-”<br/></p> <p>“This is what, a strength check?”<br/></p> <p>“…Yes Bruce, it’s a strength check.”<br/></p> <p>“I got a 20.”<br/></p> <p>“…You rip out the power cell with a single tug, setting off the alarm and alerting every single guard in the prison to your escape attempt. Roll for initiative, and remember that I hate all of you.”</p> </blockquote> <p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m0acOk2ZOgBXUcdGHg-6ELw">@rose-de-noire</a><br/></p> </blockquote>

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Beautiful, Family, and Head: Essence Acquired By Independent African- American Owned Company; All-Black, All- Women Executive Team To Own Equity Stake In The Business @balleralert BEAUTIFUL < ADEITヒトWAY 10 BETTER DEERRO NATURAL RECIPES FoR T FAMILY SN SMOOTHING RESTORING TOTAL FRIZZ-FIGHTING BEAUTIFUL POWERS OL INVE RUN Made with Tahinian Nomi &Monoi oanicl ENT soothe friu And soft㎝ Licks, and neranic Sha l'utter to condition and spair damage Feacuring shampoo, d daily hair po tos, plus specially folatemts n ayotaplete straightening mem kie niee Essence Acquired By Independent African-American Owned Company; All-Black, All-Women Executive Team To Own Equity Stake In The Business - blogged by: @msjennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Essence Communications Inc., which owns Essence Magazine and Essence Festival, has been acquired by an independent African-American-owned company, Essence Ventures LLC. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The Root, Essence Ventures announced that the black women’s lifestyle guide has gone back to black ownership with its acquisition. The company, acquired by Richelieu Dennis who is also the founder of Shea Moisture, plans to expand the multi-platform brand’s digital businesses, as it continues to “plant its rich content” in more global markets, according to Essence Ventures’ release. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “ . . . [W]e are excited to be able to return this culturally relevant and historically significant platform to ownership by the people and the consumers whom it serves, and offer new opportunities for the women leading the business to also be partners in the business,” Dennis said of the Essence brand acquisition. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As for Essence’s leadership, the brand’s president will continue to head the company, however, she will also join the board of directors and receive an equity stake in the company. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This acquisition of Essence represents the beginning of an exciting transformation of our iconic brand as it evolves to serve the needs and interests of multigenerational black women around the world in an even more elevated and comprehensive way across print, digital, e-commerce and experiential platforms,” Michelle Ebanks said. “In addition, it represents a critical recognition, centering and elevation of the black women running the business from solely a leadership position to a co-ownership position,” she continued, in reference to the brand’s executive team, which is comprised of black women.

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Life, Memes, and Police: 10-Year-Old Girl Hangs Herself After Fight With Bully Posts On Musical.ly App @balleralert 10-Year-Old Girl Hangs Herself After Fight With Bully Posts On Musical.ly App -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 10-year-old girl commits suicide after a fight with a bully was posted on a social media app. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ashawnty Davis, a fifth grader at Sunrise Elementary School in Aurora, Colo., got into her very first fight at school and other students stood around recording the altercation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ashawnty’s mother, Latoshia Harris, stated that the incident happened after her daughter confronted a student who had been bullying her. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Harris also stated, “I saw my daughter was scared. She was devastated when she found out that it had made it to Musical.ly.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After the video surfaced on the social media app, the fifth grader began to get bullied even more. Her mom states that it was “too much for her to handle.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Two weeks after the video surfaced online, Ashawnty hung herself in the closet. The 10-year-old spent two weeks in the hospital on life support. She passed away Wednesday morning. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The school district released a statement after the unfortunate incident. “We do not tolerate bullying of any kind in our schools and we have a comprehensive bullying prevention program in place at all of our schools. We were made aware of that video when a media outlet approached us with it. We took immediate action in response, turning the video over to police and addressing the matter with students.”

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Bad, Work, and Best: snowysauropteryx Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you seananmcguire Anthropology: Maybe ask first Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it swordwall Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlass Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx 280,607 notes Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

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Bad, Work, and Best: snowysauropteryx Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you seananmcguire Anthropology: Maybe ask first Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it swordwall Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlass Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx 280,607 notes Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

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