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sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share : sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
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pianissississimo: HOW ABOUT& 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetz fficialdeadparrot greltholmes eisajen gunslingerannie justkeepsalmm dean and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story My drector kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, Itold my buddy "Dot play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers 'p' means quiet pp means realy quiet Tve never seen ppop before haha On the contrast. T means loud and t probably means so loud you go unconscious I had in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddies had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of tis chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of ar you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE CRONKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange itle commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and poineing at something in the music, and swalting at each other's hands a shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough they did atract the atention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said AE right let's run through it up to section A And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dan't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is Jled goging Ireeeseealy deep breath COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn't even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sot of uhy gesture h unison, the tuba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw this efafinDaPa frert f ren which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl EPFAEEFEB ERFE cranra har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivaFucik More ke Julus Fuckit wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL FUCKWSTHAT W THE ACT pianissississimo
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sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share : HOW ABOUT 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP IJUST DON'T PLAY Masic Publ sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
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Loud Band Geeks: HOW ABOUT& 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerplwithabox vivelafat prokopetz fficialdeadparrot greltholmes eisajen gunslingerannie justkeepsalmm dean and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story My drector kept teling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, Itold my buddy "Dot play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers 'p' means quiet pp means realy quiet Tve never seen ppop before haha On the contrast. T means loud and t probably means so loud you go unconscious I had in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddies had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of tis chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of ar you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, wth an optional LOUDEST that inclades a 60% probatility of HORRBLE CRONKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange itle commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and poineing at something in the music, and swalting at each other's hands a shhh dont cal atenion to t And athough they did atract the atention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said AE right let's run through it up to section A And here we ae, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dan't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is Jled goging Ireeeseealy deep breath COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn't even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sot of uhy gesture h unison, the tuba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy uhy would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julkus Fuck and we saw this efafinDaPa frert f ren which is 8 fortes We were shocked untl EPFAEEFEB ERFE cranra har is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivaFucik More ke Julus Fuckit wwwA tHIME EVE N THE LAST 1W0 stESDMY GOD 247 WHTHE cop D AM O PET DOYcu waT FCNG DHAEING7O YOUR CONCERT CASE CUES w AT WHAT YOURE ONG TO GET UCNPoLE IN O AEGONG O DEL FUCKWSTHAT W THE ACT Loud Band Geeks
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ppp and fff: HOW ABOUT soft mallets 8 JUST DON'T PLAY infood Fun Story My drector kept teling me and m tenor sax buddy bo play softer No matter what my buddy Done play this time Just fake Our Band Director then nfoemed us we sounded perfect To my readers p means quiet pp means realy quiet Ive never seen On the contrast f means loud, and ttir probably means so loud you go I had fl in a pece once and my conductor told me to play as oudly as physicaly possièle without faling off my char Me and my trombone buddes had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he tel out of tis The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so Eplay the bass claninet and he amount of air you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means only has two setings and that is loud and louder wth an optional LOUDEST th ncludes a 60% probatakty of HORRELE CROAKİNG NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqutous clarinet One day, when Iwas n concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange itte commotion back in the tuba section whisperning and peinsng at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands at shhh dont cal attendion toe And wthough they dd aract the atention of basicaly everyone else in the band, they managed t avoid being noticed by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then sad Al nght let's run through tup to sectionA And here we are cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the tention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dant come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see Istfled geging reeeeeealy deep breath ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when hasnt actuary been cued to sap The band drector doesnt even say anything just looks straight back the tubas and makes a helpless sot of sby gesture h unison, the luba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOURFS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for ithe love of al tha s holy why would you put in a fuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play brombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by aus Fuck, and we saw which is 8 fortes We were shocked u har is 24 fortes who the tuck des that This guy. Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose ulus IdontgvaFucik More ise Julus Fuckt ppp and fff
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XD XD XD XD: Source housecatinca Mach 12th 2014 34617am-13 hours ag HOW ABOUT 76 soft mallets 93 IJUST DON'T PLAY vivelafas elsaieni Fun Story My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we dd, t wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, I told my buddy "Dont play his tme Just fake i Our Band Director then sounded perfect To my readers p means qiet pp means realy quiet. I've never seen pppp before haha On the contrast, means loud ard ㅠ probably means so loud you go I had ftt in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible wthout faling off my char Me and my trombone buddies had r and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fel out of his The lengths we go for music Okay yeah soI play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stitness of the reed means t only has two settings and that is loud and louder, wih an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probabilty of HORR LE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqunous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange litle commotion back in the buba section whispering and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands a shhh dont call attention to it And athough they did atract the atention off basically everyone else in the band they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, wh gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said. "All night, let's nun through tup to section A And here we are, cheerfully playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dont come in for the first eight measures or so and then when they do come in, what we see is [stfed gggingl reeeeeeally deep breat ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnt actualy been cued to stop The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture In unison, the tuba players defend themseves: THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al mat s holy why would you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juius Fucik, and we sauw his which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until hat is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look- that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julius IdontgivaFuck More like Julus Fuckt WHAT IS THIS IVE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORIES OH MY GO D 247 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINTAM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUICKING CHINA USTENING TO YOUR CONCERT BECAUSEGUESS WHAT THAT IS WHAT YOURE GOING TO GE FUCK WAS THAT IT WAS THE TROMBONISTSTHEYRE COMING THERE IS NO ESCAPE Pyrozod's tags for this were too hlanious not to share You need to check out FUNSubstance.com XD XD XD XD
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Found this masterpiece among my favouritesomg-humor.tumblr.com: HOW ABOUT soft mallets JUST DON'T PLAY softer. No matter what we did, t wasnt seft my buddy "Dont play this time. Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers p means On the contrast, f means loud, and ttr probably means so loud you go I had filI1 in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physicaly possèle le and my trombone buddes had ft and he sat next to me and played so hard th he tel out of his The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stitness of the reed means it only has two setings and that is loud and ouder, with an optional LOUDEST that ncludes a 50% probatolty of HORRIBLE CROAKİNG NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqutous clarinet One day, when I was in concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange litle commotion back in the tuba section_ whispering and pointng at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands al shhh dont cae anention to And although they did atract the atention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, All right, let's run through tup to sectionA And here we are, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the atention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dont come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do Istfled gigging Treeeeeeally deep breath [COLOSSAL FOG RN NOSE The entire band slops dead, in the caccphonous kind of way that a band stops when禮hasnt actualy been cued to stop The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a In unison, the tuba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al tha s holy why would you put t in a uba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play brombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Julus Fuck, and we saw which is 8 fortes. We were shocked unti that is 24 fortes who the tuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look-that is the moustache of a Julus IdontgivaFucik More like Julus Fuckit WHAT THIS NE NEVER EN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD 8247 wHT IS DtE GOD 0AMN PONT I AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FLICKİNG HNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERTDECAUSE GUESS WAT THAT I WHAT YOURE GOING TO GET Found this masterpiece among my favouritesomg-humor.tumblr.com
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Found this masterpiece among my favouritesadvice-animal.tumblr.com: HOW ABOUT. Prune Gently - 76 soft mallets PPPP JUST DON'T PLAY minfood ustamerpiwithabox vivelafat prokopetz offisialdeadparrot grellholmes elsajeni gunslingerannie justtkeepcalmm dean-and-his-ple fororchestra musisalmelody Fun Story. My director kept teling me and my tenor sax budy to play softer No matter what we did, it wasnt soft enough for him So getting frustrated I told my buddy "Dort play this time Just fake Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. To my readers: "p' means quiet. pp' means really quiet Ive never seen "pppp' before haha On the contrast, T means Joud and probably means so loud you go unconscious Ihad in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudy as physicaly possible without faling off my char. Me and my trombone buddes had " and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stifness of the reed means t only has two setings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probatility of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section- whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands all shhh dont cal attention to And although they did atract the attention of basically y everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "Al right, let's run through it up to section A And here we are, cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent- but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: (safled gigging Ireeeeeeally deep breath ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE) The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture h unison, the tuba plavers defend themselves "THERE WERE FOUR F'S FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al that is holy why would you put t in a fuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juus Fucik, and we saw this PisP&Pis@+@ysP+Pịa trju0«Du©=0 ISTPEN HSen frenif which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, cranoran UR шНИЕТУ that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julus idontgivafucik More lke Julus Fuckt wHAT IS THIS VE NEVER SEEN THE LAST TWO STORES OH MY GOD 24 WHT IS THE GOD DAMN POINT I AM SO UPSET DO YOU WANT FUCKING CHNA LISTENING TO YOUR CONCERT DECAUSE GUESS WHAT THAT IS WHAT YOURE GONG TO GET FUCKONG PEDPLE IN CHNA ARE GOING TO BE LICE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT Found this masterpiece among my favouritesadvice-animal.tumblr.com
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This is so funny!: HOW ABOUT 3. Pavane Gently 76 soft mallets IJUST DON'T PLAY sushinfood vivelafat prokopetz elsajeni musicalmelody Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn't soft enough for him So getting frustrated, I told my buddy "Dont play this time. Just fake it Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect To my readers p means quiet, pp means really quiet Ive never seen pppp before haha On the contrast, f means loud, and fff probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had fff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair Me and my trombone buddies had fifff and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands all shhh dont call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "All right, let's run through t up to section A. And here we are, cheerfully playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They don't come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is [stifled gigglingl [reeeeeeally deep breath] COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn't actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnt even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: "THERE WERE FOUR FS. FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why wouid you put it in a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home This is so funny!

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