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thetrashmouthclub:
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People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Targetโ€™s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because iโ€™m a transman.ย 
It doesnโ€™t take a genius to conclude that itโ€™s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you donโ€™t pass, itโ€™s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what yourย preferredย name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didnโ€™t care. Not in the sense that they donโ€™t emotionally care, but that it didnโ€™t matter. I was male and thatโ€™s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couplesย benefitsย in states that do notย recognizeย them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who werenโ€™t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when youโ€™ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with myย preferredย name and didnโ€™t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didntย know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like Iโ€™m going to target. 


Real men shop at target


All corporations are bad but now Iโ€™m considering applying to Target. 


โ€œwhen you can give equal respects for all of your costumers, then maybe many of us will be backโ€ ma'amโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. thatโ€™s exactly what theyโ€™re doing


At target you can order a special name tag from HR with your pronouns on it! Officially printed on there and everything!!!!!

Target just got +1000000 respect: Karen Green Target
 57 minutes ago
 I just saw your ad and I will never be able to spend money at
 your store again!! One man, one woman for life, thus saith the
 Lord!!!
 Like Comment

 Angela Concepcion
 about an hour ago
 Target
 I just saw your ad for gay couples marrying to register with you. I
 have also experienced an extraordinary wait in line when a
 Muslim cashier would not handle pork and someone had to cash
 her out, cash in and resume the order. However, you will not
 allow your customers to say Merry Christmas and you do not
 carry nativity creches. I will never shop in Target again and I will
 encourage friends and family to do the same. When you can give
 equal respects to all of your customers, then maybe many of us
 will be back. Till then, I will spend my money elsewhere.
 Like Comment

 Chet Stanger Target
 3 hours ago
 With your advertisement for homosexual bridal registry, you've
 lost a card carrying shopper. It's one thing to expose adults to
 such debauchery, but it's quite another to expose children to it.

 Les Powell
 3 hours ago
 X
 Target
 Well Target you lost all my business and I am sure alot more
 when my friends see this...
 ADVERTISEMENT
 that's love
 BE YOURSELF
 TOGETHER.
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astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Targetโ€™s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because iโ€™m a transman.ย 
It doesnโ€™t take a genius to conclude that itโ€™s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you donโ€™t pass, itโ€™s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what yourย preferredย name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didnโ€™t care. Not in the sense that they donโ€™t emotionally care, but that it didnโ€™t matter. I was male and thatโ€™s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couplesย benefitsย in states that do notย recognizeย them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who werenโ€™t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when youโ€™ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with myย preferredย name and didnโ€™t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didntย know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like Iโ€™m going to target. 


Real men shop at target


All corporations are bad but now Iโ€™m considering applying to Target. 


โ€œwhen you can give equal respects for all of your costumers, then maybe many of us will be backโ€ ma'amโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. thatโ€™s exactly what theyโ€™re doing


At target you can order a special name tag from HR with your pronouns on it! Officially printed on there and everything!!!!!

Target just got +1000000 respect
        

            
            

                
                
                    whatdoyoumeanihavetochoose:

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somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

vision-rights:

subject-to-my-fandoms:

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astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Targetโ€™s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because iโ€™m a transman.ย 
It doesnโ€™t take a genius to conclude that itโ€™s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you donโ€™t pass, itโ€™s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what yourย preferredย name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didnโ€™t care. Not in the sense that they donโ€™t emotionally care, but that it didnโ€™t matter. I was male and thatโ€™s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couplesย benefitsย in states that do notย recognizeย them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who werenโ€™t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when youโ€™ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with myย preferredย name and didnโ€™t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didntย know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like Iโ€™m going to target. 


Real men shop at target


All corporations are bad but now Iโ€™m considering applying to Target. 


โ€œwhen you can give equal respects for all of your costumers, then maybe many of us will be backโ€ ma'amโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. thatโ€™s exactly what theyโ€™re doing


At target you can order a special name tag from HR with your pronouns on it! Officially printed on there and everything!!!!!

Target just got +1000000 respect: Karen Green Target
 57 minutes ago
 I just saw your ad and I will never be able to spend money at
 your store again!! One man, one woman for life, thus saith the
 Lord!!!
 Like Comment

 Angela Concepcion
 about an hour ago
 Target
 I just saw your ad for gay couples marrying to register with you. I
 have also experienced an extraordinary wait in line when a
 Muslim cashier would not handle pork and someone had to cash
 her out, cash in and resume the order. However, you will not
 allow your customers to say Merry Christmas and you do not
 carry nativity creches. I will never shop in Target again and I will
 encourage friends and family to do the same. When you can give
 equal respects to all of your customers, then maybe many of us
 will be back. Till then, I will spend my money elsewhere.
 Like Comment

 Chet Stanger Target
 3 hours ago
 With your advertisement for homosexual bridal registry, you've
 lost a card carrying shopper. It's one thing to expose adults to
 such debauchery, but it's quite another to expose children to it.

 Les Powell
 3 hours ago
 X
 Target
 Well Target you lost all my business and I am sure alot more
 when my friends see this...
 ADVERTISEMENT
 that's love
 BE YOURSELF
 TOGETHER.
whatdoyoumeanihavetochoose:

thetrashmouthclub:
somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

vision-rights:

subject-to-my-fandoms:

tehrogue:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Targetโ€™s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because iโ€™m a transman.ย 
It doesnโ€™t take a genius to conclude that itโ€™s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you donโ€™t pass, itโ€™s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what yourย preferredย name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didnโ€™t care. Not in the sense that they donโ€™t emotionally care, but that it didnโ€™t matter. I was male and thatโ€™s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couplesย benefitsย in states that do notย recognizeย them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who werenโ€™t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when youโ€™ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with myย preferredย name and didnโ€™t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didntย know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like Iโ€™m going to target. 


Real men shop at target


All corporations are bad but now Iโ€™m considering applying to Target. 


โ€œwhen you can give equal respects for all of your costumers, then maybe many of us will be backโ€ ma'amโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. thatโ€™s exactly what theyโ€™re doing


At target you can order a special name tag from HR with your pronouns on it! Officially printed on there and everything!!!!!

Target just got +1000000 respect
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Targetโ€™s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because iโ€™m a transman.ย 
It doesnโ€™t take a genius to conclude that itโ€™s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you donโ€™t pass, itโ€™s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what yourย preferredย name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didnโ€™t care. Not in the sense that they donโ€™t emotionally care, but that it didnโ€™t matter. I was male and thatโ€™s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couplesย benefitsย in states that do notย recognizeย them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who werenโ€™t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when youโ€™ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with myย preferredย name and didnโ€™t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didntย know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like Iโ€™m going to target. 


Real men shop at target
: Karen Green Target
 57 minutes ago
 I just saw your ad and I will never be able to spend money at
 your store again!! One man, one woman for life, thus saith the
 Lord!!!
 Like Comment

 Angela Concepcion
 about an hour ago
 Target
 I just saw your ad for gay couples marrying to register with you. I
 have also experienced an extraordinary wait in line when a
 Muslim cashier would not handle pork and someone had to cash
 her out, cash in and resume the order. However, you will not
 allow your customers to say Merry Christmas and you do not
 carry nativity creches. I will never shop in Target again and I will
 encourage friends and family to do the same. When you can give
 equal respects to all of your customers, then maybe many of us
 will be back. Till then, I will spend my money elsewhere.
 Like Comment

 Chet Stanger Target
 3 hours ago
 With your advertisement for homosexual bridal registry, you've
 lost a card carrying shopper. It's one thing to expose adults to
 such debauchery, but it's quite another to expose children to it.

 Les Powell
 3 hours ago
 X
 Target
 Well Target you lost all my business and I am sure alot more
 when my friends see this...
 ADVERTISEMENT
 that's love
 BE YOURSELF
 TOGETHER.
vision-rights:
subject-to-my-fandoms:

tehrogue:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Targetโ€™s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because iโ€™m a transman.ย 
It doesnโ€™t take a genius to conclude that itโ€™s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you donโ€™t pass, itโ€™s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what yourย preferredย name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didnโ€™t care. Not in the sense that they donโ€™t emotionally care, but that it didnโ€™t matter. I was male and thatโ€™s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couplesย benefitsย in states that do notย recognizeย them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who werenโ€™t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when youโ€™ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with myย preferredย name and didnโ€™t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didntย know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like Iโ€™m going to target. 


Real men shop at target

        

            
            

                
                
                    vision-rights:
subject-to-my-fandoms:

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People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Targetโ€™s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because iโ€™m a transman.ย 
It doesnโ€™t take a genius to conclude that itโ€™s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you donโ€™t pass, itโ€™s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what yourย preferredย name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didnโ€™t care. Not in the sense that they donโ€™t emotionally care, but that it didnโ€™t matter. I was male and thatโ€™s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couplesย benefitsย in states that do notย recognizeย them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who werenโ€™t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when youโ€™ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with myย preferredย name and didnโ€™t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didntย know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like Iโ€™m going to target. 


Real men shop at target
: Karen Green Target
 57 minutes ago
 I just saw your ad and I will never be able to spend money at
 your store again!! One man, one woman for life, thus saith the
 Lord!!!
 Like Comment

 Angela Concepcion
 about an hour ago
 Target
 I just saw your ad for gay couples marrying to register with you. I
 have also experienced an extraordinary wait in line when a
 Muslim cashier would not handle pork and someone had to cash
 her out, cash in and resume the order. However, you will not
 allow your customers to say Merry Christmas and you do not
 carry nativity creches. I will never shop in Target again and I will
 encourage friends and family to do the same. When you can give
 equal respects to all of your customers, then maybe many of us
 will be back. Till then, I will spend my money elsewhere.
 Like Comment

 Chet Stanger Target
 3 hours ago
 With your advertisement for homosexual bridal registry, you've
 lost a card carrying shopper. It's one thing to expose adults to
 such debauchery, but it's quite another to expose children to it.

 Les Powell
 3 hours ago
 X
 Target
 Well Target you lost all my business and I am sure alot more
 when my friends see this...
 ADVERTISEMENT
 that's love
 BE YOURSELF
 TOGETHER.
vision-rights:
subject-to-my-fandoms:

tehrogue:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Targetโ€™s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because iโ€™m a transman.ย 
It doesnโ€™t take a genius to conclude that itโ€™s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you donโ€™t pass, itโ€™s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what yourย preferredย name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didnโ€™t care. Not in the sense that they donโ€™t emotionally care, but that it didnโ€™t matter. I was male and thatโ€™s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couplesย benefitsย in states that do notย recognizeย them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who werenโ€™t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when youโ€™ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with myย preferredย name and didnโ€™t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didntย know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like Iโ€™m going to target. 


Real men shop at target

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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 xxBackyard Carnival of Death
 By James O. Thach on February 27, 2014
 Size: 55 Gallon
 I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm, so when my wife and I were planning a birthday party for our
 seven-year-old, Crispin, my mind naturally turned to liabilities. We'd settled on the theme of a "backyard
 carnival", complete with a swing set, a trampoline, merry-go-round, and a giant Slip n Slide. So I carefully
 inspected the equipment for safety. It all seemed sound
 We have a home on a bluff overlooking the ocean. As it happened, on the day of the party our neighbors were
 trimming their fichus trees. We heard the sound of their wood chipper buzzing occasionally from the other
 side of our tall hedge. It was a little irritating, but not disruptive
 The party started off wonderfully. A clown we'd hired made balloon animals, Crispin eagerly opened his
 presents, and all the children enjoyed cake and fruit punch. The weather was mild, the skies clear. It seemed a
 perfect day.
 Then we brought out the Slip n Slide.
 The problem with water slides is what we in the trade call "distributed water deficiency zones", or in layman's
 terms, dry spots. If a child hits one of these, it can put the brakes on the fun, and send them sliding down a
 path of medical claims--contusions, concussions, lacerations, abrasions, whiplash, back rash, and disc
 impaction. And that's just for starters. From there, it's a slippery slope toward major litigation
 To avoid even the remote possibility of such injuries, I invested in this 55 gallon drum of water soluble
 personal lubricant--the idea being that the children could enjoy the slide in complete safety, then wash off in
 the hose before their parents came to retrieve them. With that in mind, I dipped each child into the vat before
 allowing them to cue up for the slide.

 The Slip n Slide itself performed admirably, as did the lubricant. That, in fact, was the problem. Due to the
 slight downhill gradient of our yard, the children built up so much speed that they skidded across the lawn and
 into a retaining wall at the other end of our property, with sufficient force that I had to put an end to the
 activity
 I endeavored to roll up the mat--no easy task, as the lawn surrounding the slide was itself now lubricated, and
 I struggled to maintain my footing. When I looked up from my labor, I grasped for the first time the scope of
 the liabilities I had unleashed-a horde of extremely well-lubricated seven-year-olds, hyped up on sugar and
 desperate for fun.
 I saw young Eliza Gimmelman climb onto the trampoline. She began jumping, but the pad soon became so
 slick that she lost all control. Her wild flailing unfortunately fell into harmonic synchronization with the
 motion of the springs, propelling her ever higher, until she soared above the trampoline's safety enclosure,
 over the hedge and into the neighbor's yard. There came a ghastly grinding sound, and I could tell from the
 crimson plume that followed, it would be a total loss
 Twins Jeremy and Mason Lafferty were on the swing set. Having attained the swings' full range of motion,
 they were apparently having difficulty holding on. At that point, the swings became human catapults. Mason
 separated on the backswing, arcing over the roof of our home toward the street beyond. I surmised from the
 screeching tires, car horns and screams of horror that he was also unrecoverable. A terrified Jeremy soon lost
 his grip as well, sailing forward over the bluff, and plummeting 300 feet down into the ice-cold, shark-infested
 waters of the San Francisco Bay. An open claim, but not promising
 The rest of the children were clinging to the merry-go-round. Having just witnessed the violent deaths of at
 least two of their playmates, they were no longer in the mood for fun. However, the lubricant had dripped
 from their glistening bodies into the central cog, allowing it to spin far faster than it was designed to, and this
 likely combined with other factors--their relative weight distribution, the slight incline of the ground--caused
 their motion to become self-sustaining, and the centrifugal force built upon itself until they became a blurry,
 screaming disk of human suffering. Then they began to fly off like cannon balls

 Martin Duckworth was the first to go, causing significant structural damage to our greenhouse. Lisa Aurelio
 shattered a line of ceramic garden gnomes, and Ethan Green slammed into our Audi Q7 so hard it had to be
 written off--as, tragically, did he. Several other children left what looked like gingerbread man indentations in
 the siding of our home. It was terrifying.
 When the wheel finally came to a stop, there was only one child aboard. As luck would have it, it was our own
 beloved Crispin, huddled in the center of the merry-go-round, weeping. My wife ran to him and hugged him
 with all the might of a relieved, traumatized parent. A little too hard, as it turned out. Lubricated as he was, he
 shot from her arms like a wet bar of soap, up fifteen feet in the air, landed on the trampoline, and then soared,
 in a half-gainer, over the hedge, into the wood chipper.
 Since then, I've asked myself a thousand times, is there anything I could have done differently? But in the end,
 no actuary table could have predicted this bloodbath. I can only conclude that this was an act of God. And
 that, to me, is truly terrifying. Because we're not covered for that.
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 xxBackyard Carnival of Death
 By James O. Thach on February 27, 2014
 Size: 55 Gallon
 I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm, so when my wife and I were planning a birthday party for our
 seven-year-old, Crispin, my mind naturally turned to liabilities. We'd settled on the theme of a "backyard
 carnival", complete with a swing set, a trampoline, merry-go-round, and a giant Slip n Slide. So I carefully
 inspected the equipment for safety. It all seemed sound
 We have a home on a bluff overlooking the ocean. As it happened, on the day of the party our neighbors were
 trimming their fichus trees. We heard the sound of their wood chipper buzzing occasionally from the other
 side of our tall hedge. It was a little irritating, but not disruptive
 The party started off wonderfully. A clown we'd hired made balloon animals, Crispin eagerly opened his
 presents, and all the children enjoyed cake and fruit punch. The weather was mild, the skies clear. It seemed a
 perfect day.
 Then we brought out the Slip n Slide.
 The problem with water slides is what we in the trade call "distributed water deficiency zones", or in layman's
 terms, dry spots. If a child hits one of these, it can put the brakes on the fun, and send them sliding down a
 path of medical claims--contusions, concussions, lacerations, abrasions, whiplash, back rash, and disc
 impaction. And that's just for starters. From there, it's a slippery slope toward major litigation
 To avoid even the remote possibility of such injuries, I invested in this 55 gallon drum of water soluble
 personal lubricant--the idea being that the children could enjoy the slide in complete safety, then wash off in
 the hose before their parents came to retrieve them. With that in mind, I dipped each child into the vat before
 allowing them to cue up for the slide.

 The Slip n Slide itself performed admirably, as did the lubricant. That, in fact, was the problem. Due to the
 slight downhill gradient of our yard, the children built up so much speed that they skidded across the lawn and
 into a retaining wall at the other end of our property, with sufficient force that I had to put an end to the
 activity
 I endeavored to roll up the mat--no easy task, as the lawn surrounding the slide was itself now lubricated, and
 I struggled to maintain my footing. When I looked up from my labor, I grasped for the first time the scope of
 the liabilities I had unleashed-a horde of extremely well-lubricated seven-year-olds, hyped up on sugar and
 desperate for fun.
 I saw young Eliza Gimmelman climb onto the trampoline. She began jumping, but the pad soon became so
 slick that she lost all control. Her wild flailing unfortunately fell into harmonic synchronization with the
 motion of the springs, propelling her ever higher, until she soared above the trampoline's safety enclosure,
 over the hedge and into the neighbor's yard. There came a ghastly grinding sound, and I could tell from the
 crimson plume that followed, it would be a total loss
 Twins Jeremy and Mason Lafferty were on the swing set. Having attained the swings' full range of motion,
 they were apparently having difficulty holding on. At that point, the swings became human catapults. Mason
 separated on the backswing, arcing over the roof of our home toward the street beyond. I surmised from the
 screeching tires, car horns and screams of horror that he was also unrecoverable. A terrified Jeremy soon lost
 his grip as well, sailing forward over the bluff, and plummeting 300 feet down into the ice-cold, shark-infested
 waters of the San Francisco Bay. An open claim, but not promising
 The rest of the children were clinging to the merry-go-round. Having just witnessed the violent deaths of at
 least two of their playmates, they were no longer in the mood for fun. However, the lubricant had dripped
 from their glistening bodies into the central cog, allowing it to spin far faster than it was designed to, and this
 likely combined with other factors--their relative weight distribution, the slight incline of the ground--caused
 their motion to become self-sustaining, and the centrifugal force built upon itself until they became a blurry,
 screaming disk of human suffering. Then they began to fly off like cannon balls

 Martin Duckworth was the first to go, causing significant structural damage to our greenhouse. Lisa Aurelio
 shattered a line of ceramic garden gnomes, and Ethan Green slammed into our Audi Q7 so hard it had to be
 written off--as, tragically, did he. Several other children left what looked like gingerbread man indentations in
 the siding of our home. It was terrifying.
 When the wheel finally came to a stop, there was only one child aboard. As luck would have it, it was our own
 beloved Crispin, huddled in the center of the merry-go-round, weeping. My wife ran to him and hugged him
 with all the might of a relieved, traumatized parent. A little too hard, as it turned out. Lubricated as he was, he
 shot from her arms like a wet bar of soap, up fifteen feet in the air, landed on the trampoline, and then soared,
 in a half-gainer, over the hedge, into the wood chipper.
 Since then, I've asked myself a thousand times, is there anything I could have done differently? But in the end,
 no actuary table could have predicted this bloodbath. I can only conclude that this was an act of God. And
 that, to me, is truly terrifying. Because we're not covered for that.
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if sufjan stevens is the apex is smart ppl music Iโ€™ll go with being dumb

Yhdgajfgsnkgaosgfjaogjkadslfgafd THE IRONY OF SOMEONE THINKING THEY WERE BEING SCIENTIFIC IN DOING THIS


This feels racist 

i โ€ฆ i think heโ€™s the geekass white neuroscientist who wrote the wikiedits thing ???

edit: yup same guy

who fucking dumbasses are out here listening to ben folds and counting crows: MENU
 Smart people listen to Radiohead and dumb
 people listen to Beyoncรฉ, according to study
 BY ALEX YOUNG ON OCTOBER 22, 2014, 3:30PM
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 Lif Wayne
 Classic Rock
 Cbldplay
 Sufjan Stevens
 Rock
 Third Eye Blind
 Snow
 Patrol
 Soca
 Counting
 Bob
 Dylan
 Crows
 Hip Hop
 Gospel
 The Eagles
 Beyonce
 Blink 182
 U2
 Ludacris
 Jimi
 The Beatles
 T.
 Reggae (Kanye West) Hendrix
 Radiohead
 Reggaeton
 Techno
 Red Hot Chili Peppers
 The Used Countryใ€‚ Outkast
 Guster
 Ben
 Folds
 Jazz
 Kelly
 Clarksorn
 Rage Against
 The Machine
 Beck
 R& B
 Tool
 Phish
 Oldies
 ใ€‚(Shins
 The
 The Grateful
 Dead
 Jay-Z
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 FACEBOOK TWITTER t TUMBLR
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 How does a person's intelligence relate to the type of music they listern
 to? For the last several years, a software application writer by the name
 of Virgil Griffith has charted musical tastes based on the average SAT
 scores of various college institutions. For example, students attending
 the California Institute of Technology have an average SAT score of
 1520. By looking at Facebook to determine the most popular (or
 "liked") band of students at Cal Tech, Griffith was able to conclude that
 Radiohead really truly is music for smart people. A highly scientific study,
 I know
simoncowellilluminati:

orestian:
tomfordvelvetorchid:

antiandrogen:


mentholrubs:

997:
which rick and morty fan did this
if sufjan stevens is the apex is smart ppl music Iโ€™ll go with being dumb

Yhdgajfgsnkgaosgfjaogjkadslfgafd THE IRONY OF SOMEONE THINKING THEY WERE BEING SCIENTIFIC IN DOING THIS


This feels racist 

i โ€ฆ i think heโ€™s the geekass white neuroscientist who wrote the wikiedits thing ???

edit: yup same guy

who fucking dumbasses are out here listening to ben folds and counting crows
        

            
            

                
                
                    simoncowellilluminati:

orestian:
tomfordvelvetorchid:

antiandrogen:


mentholrubs:

997:
which rick and morty fan did this
if sufjan stevens is the apex is smart ppl music Iโ€™ll go with being dumb

Yhdgajfgsnkgaosgfjaogjkadslfgafd THE IRONY OF SOMEONE THINKING THEY WERE BEING SCIENTIFIC IN DOING THIS


This feels racist 

i โ€ฆ i think heโ€™s the geekass white neuroscientist who wrote the wikiedits thing ???

edit: yup same guy

who fucking dumbasses are out here listening to ben folds and counting crows: MENU
 Smart people listen to Radiohead and dumb
 people listen to Beyoncรฉ, according to study
 BY ALEX YOUNG ON OCTOBER 22, 2014, 3:30PM
 0876 0916 0956 0996 1036 1076 1116 1156 1196 1236 276
 Lif Wayne
 Classic Rock
 Cbldplay
 Sufjan Stevens
 Rock
 Third Eye Blind
 Snow
 Patrol
 Soca
 Counting
 Bob
 Dylan
 Crows
 Hip Hop
 Gospel
 The Eagles
 Beyonce
 Blink 182
 U2
 Ludacris
 Jimi
 The Beatles
 T.
 Reggae (Kanye West) Hendrix
 Radiohead
 Reggaeton
 Techno
 Red Hot Chili Peppers
 The Used Countryใ€‚ Outkast
 Guster
 Ben
 Folds
 Jazz
 Kelly
 Clarksorn
 Rage Against
 The Machine
 Beck
 R& B
 Tool
 Phish
 Oldies
 ใ€‚(Shins
 The
 The Grateful
 Dead
 Jay-Z
 Af
 FACEBOOK TWITTER t TUMBLR
 REDDIT
 How does a person's intelligence relate to the type of music they listern
 to? For the last several years, a software application writer by the name
 of Virgil Griffith has charted musical tastes based on the average SAT
 scores of various college institutions. For example, students attending
 the California Institute of Technology have an average SAT score of
 1520. By looking at Facebook to determine the most popular (or
 "liked") band of students at Cal Tech, Griffith was able to conclude that
 Radiohead really truly is music for smart people. A highly scientific study,
 I know
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which rick and morty fan did this
if sufjan stevens is the apex is smart ppl music Iโ€™ll go with being dumb

Yhdgajfgsnkgaosgfjaogjkadslfgafd THE IRONY OF SOMEONE THINKING THEY WERE BEING SCIENTIFIC IN DOING THIS


This feels racist 

i โ€ฆ i think heโ€™s the geekass white neuroscientist who wrote the wikiedits thing ???

edit: yup same guy

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 xxBackyard Carnival of Death
 By James O. Thach on February 27, 2014
 Size: 55 Gallon
 I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm, so when my wife and I were planning a birthday party for our
 seven-year-old, Crispin, my mind naturally turned to liabilities. We'd settled on the theme of a "backyard
 carnival", complete with a swing set, a trampoline, merry-go-round, and a giant Slip n Slide. So I carefully
 inspected the equipment for safety. It all seemed sound
 We have a home on a bluff overlooking the ocean. As it happened, on the day of the party our neighbors were
 trimming their fichus trees. We heard the sound of their wood chipper buzzing occasionally from the other
 side of our tall hedge. It was a little irritating, but not disruptive
 The party started off wonderfully. A clown we'd hired made balloon animals, Crispin eagerly opened his
 presents, and all the children enjoyed cake and fruit punch. The weather was mild, the skies clear. It seemed a
 perfect day.
 Then we brought out the Slip n Slide.
 The problem with water slides is what we in the trade call "distributed water deficiency zones", or in layman's
 terms, dry spots. If a child hits one of these, it can put the brakes on the fun, and send them sliding down a
 path of medical claims--contusions, concussions, lacerations, abrasions, whiplash, back rash, and disc
 impaction. And that's just for starters. From there, it's a slippery slope toward major litigation
 To avoid even the remote possibility of such injuries, I invested in this 55 gallon drum of water soluble
 personal lubricant--the idea being that the children could enjoy the slide in complete safety, then wash off in
 the hose before their parents came to retrieve them. With that in mind, I dipped each child into the vat before
 allowing them to cue up for the slide.

 The Slip n Slide itself performed admirably, as did the lubricant. That, in fact, was the problem. Due to the
 slight downhill gradient of our yard, the children built up so much speed that they skidded across the lawn and
 into a retaining wall at the other end of our property, with sufficient force that I had to put an end to the
 activity
 I endeavored to roll up the mat--no easy task, as the lawn surrounding the slide was itself now lubricated, and
 I struggled to maintain my footing. When I looked up from my labor, I grasped for the first time the scope of
 the liabilities I had unleashed-a horde of extremely well-lubricated seven-year-olds, hyped up on sugar and
 desperate for fun.
 I saw young Eliza Gimmelman climb onto the trampoline. She began jumping, but the pad soon became so
 slick that she lost all control. Her wild flailing unfortunately fell into harmonic synchronization with the
 motion of the springs, propelling her ever higher, until she soared above the trampoline's safety enclosure,
 over the hedge and into the neighbor's yard. There came a ghastly grinding sound, and I could tell from the
 crimson plume that followed, it would be a total loss
 Twins Jeremy and Mason Lafferty were on the swing set. Having attained the swings' full range of motion,
 they were apparently having difficulty holding on. At that point, the swings became human catapults. Mason
 separated on the backswing, arcing over the roof of our home toward the street beyond. I surmised from the
 screeching tires, car horns and screams of horror that he was also unrecoverable. A terrified Jeremy soon lost
 his grip as well, sailing forward over the bluff, and plummeting 300 feet down into the ice-cold, shark-infested
 waters of the San Francisco Bay. An open claim, but not promising
 The rest of the children were clinging to the merry-go-round. Having just witnessed the violent deaths of at
 least two of their playmates, they were no longer in the mood for fun. However, the lubricant had dripped
 from their glistening bodies into the central cog, allowing it to spin far faster than it was designed to, and this
 likely combined with other factors--their relative weight distribution, the slight incline of the ground--caused
 their motion to become self-sustaining, and the centrifugal force built upon itself until they became a blurry,
 screaming disk of human suffering. Then they began to fly off like cannon balls

 Martin Duckworth was the first to go, causing significant structural damage to our greenhouse. Lisa Aurelio
 shattered a line of ceramic garden gnomes, and Ethan Green slammed into our Audi Q7 so hard it had to be
 written off--as, tragically, did he. Several other children left what looked like gingerbread man indentations in
 the siding of our home. It was terrifying.
 When the wheel finally came to a stop, there was only one child aboard. As luck would have it, it was our own
 beloved Crispin, huddled in the center of the merry-go-round, weeping. My wife ran to him and hugged him
 with all the might of a relieved, traumatized parent. A little too hard, as it turned out. Lubricated as he was, he
 shot from her arms like a wet bar of soap, up fifteen feet in the air, landed on the trampoline, and then soared,
 in a half-gainer, over the hedge, into the wood chipper.
 Since then, I've asked myself a thousand times, is there anything I could have done differently? But in the end,
 no actuary table could have predicted this bloodbath. I can only conclude that this was an act of God. And
 that, to me, is truly terrifying. Because we're not covered for that.
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 xxBackyard Carnival of Death
 By James O. Thach on February 27, 2014
 Size: 55 Gallon
 I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm, so when my wife and I were planning a birthday party for our
 seven-year-old, Crispin, my mind naturally turned to liabilities. We'd settled on the theme of a "backyard
 carnival", complete with a swing set, a trampoline, merry-go-round, and a giant Slip n Slide. So I carefully
 inspected the equipment for safety. It all seemed sound
 We have a home on a bluff overlooking the ocean. As it happened, on the day of the party our neighbors were
 trimming their fichus trees. We heard the sound of their wood chipper buzzing occasionally from the other
 side of our tall hedge. It was a little irritating, but not disruptive
 The party started off wonderfully. A clown we'd hired made balloon animals, Crispin eagerly opened his
 presents, and all the children enjoyed cake and fruit punch. The weather was mild, the skies clear. It seemed a
 perfect day.
 Then we brought out the Slip n Slide.
 The problem with water slides is what we in the trade call "distributed water deficiency zones", or in layman's
 terms, dry spots. If a child hits one of these, it can put the brakes on the fun, and send them sliding down a
 path of medical claims--contusions, concussions, lacerations, abrasions, whiplash, back rash, and disc
 impaction. And that's just for starters. From there, it's a slippery slope toward major litigation
 To avoid even the remote possibility of such injuries, I invested in this 55 gallon drum of water soluble
 personal lubricant--the idea being that the children could enjoy the slide in complete safety, then wash off in
 the hose before their parents came to retrieve them. With that in mind, I dipped each child into the vat before
 allowing them to cue up for the slide.

 The Slip n Slide itself performed admirably, as did the lubricant. That, in fact, was the problem. Due to the
 slight downhill gradient of our yard, the children built up so much speed that they skidded across the lawn and
 into a retaining wall at the other end of our property, with sufficient force that I had to put an end to the
 activity
 I endeavored to roll up the mat--no easy task, as the lawn surrounding the slide was itself now lubricated, and
 I struggled to maintain my footing. When I looked up from my labor, I grasped for the first time the scope of
 the liabilities I had unleashed-a horde of extremely well-lubricated seven-year-olds, hyped up on sugar and
 desperate for fun.
 I saw young Eliza Gimmelman climb onto the trampoline. She began jumping, but the pad soon became so
 slick that she lost all control. Her wild flailing unfortunately fell into harmonic synchronization with the
 motion of the springs, propelling her ever higher, until she soared above the trampoline's safety enclosure,
 over the hedge and into the neighbor's yard. There came a ghastly grinding sound, and I could tell from the
 crimson plume that followed, it would be a total loss
 Twins Jeremy and Mason Lafferty were on the swing set. Having attained the swings' full range of motion,
 they were apparently having difficulty holding on. At that point, the swings became human catapults. Mason
 separated on the backswing, arcing over the roof of our home toward the street beyond. I surmised from the
 screeching tires, car horns and screams of horror that he was also unrecoverable. A terrified Jeremy soon lost
 his grip as well, sailing forward over the bluff, and plummeting 300 feet down into the ice-cold, shark-infested
 waters of the San Francisco Bay. An open claim, but not promising
 The rest of the children were clinging to the merry-go-round. Having just witnessed the violent deaths of at
 least two of their playmates, they were no longer in the mood for fun. However, the lubricant had dripped
 from their glistening bodies into the central cog, allowing it to spin far faster than it was designed to, and this
 likely combined with other factors--their relative weight distribution, the slight incline of the ground--caused
 their motion to become self-sustaining, and the centrifugal force built upon itself until they became a blurry,
 screaming disk of human suffering. Then they began to fly off like cannon balls

 Martin Duckworth was the first to go, causing significant structural damage to our greenhouse. Lisa Aurelio
 shattered a line of ceramic garden gnomes, and Ethan Green slammed into our Audi Q7 so hard it had to be
 written off--as, tragically, did he. Several other children left what looked like gingerbread man indentations in
 the siding of our home. It was terrifying.
 When the wheel finally came to a stop, there was only one child aboard. As luck would have it, it was our own
 beloved Crispin, huddled in the center of the merry-go-round, weeping. My wife ran to him and hugged him
 with all the might of a relieved, traumatized parent. A little too hard, as it turned out. Lubricated as he was, he
 shot from her arms like a wet bar of soap, up fifteen feet in the air, landed on the trampoline, and then soared,
 in a half-gainer, over the hedge, into the wood chipper.
 Since then, I've asked myself a thousand times, is there anything I could have done differently? But in the end,
 no actuary table could have predicted this bloodbath. I can only conclude that this was an act of God. And
 that, to me, is truly terrifying. Because we're not covered for that.
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the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the worldโ€™s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Deruloโ€™s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

But again, Greenland is right out
: Finland
 Sweden
 Iceland
 Russia
 Norway
 United
 Kingdom
 Canada
 Poland
 Germanyraine
 Kazakhstan
 France
 Mongolia
 Spain Italy
 orth
 acific
 cean
 United States
 North
 Turkey
 China
 South Korea
 Atlantic
 Ocean
 Afghanistan
 aq rnkistan
 Algeria Libya
 Egyp
 Mexico
 i Arabia
 India
 Thailand
 Mali Niger
 Nigeria
 Ethiopia
 zuela
 DR Congo, Kenya
 Indonesia
 Papua New
 Guinea
 Tanzania
 Brazil
 Peru
 Angola h
 Namibia
 Indian
 Ocean
 Botswana Madagascar
 South
 Pacific
 Ocean
 South
 Atlantic
 Ocean
 Australia
 Chile
 South Africa
 Argentina
 New
 Zealand
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robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the worldโ€™s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Deruloโ€™s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

But again, Greenland is right out

        

            
            

                
                
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queerqueerspawn:

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glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the worldโ€™s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Deruloโ€™s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

But again, Greenland is right out
: Finland
 Sweden
 Iceland
 Russia
 Norway
 United
 Kingdom
 Canada
 Poland
 Germanyraine
 Kazakhstan
 France
 Mongolia
 Spain Italy
 orth
 acific
 cean
 United States
 North
 Turkey
 China
 South Korea
 Atlantic
 Ocean
 Afghanistan
 aq rnkistan
 Algeria Libya
 Egyp
 Mexico
 i Arabia
 India
 Thailand
 Mali Niger
 Nigeria
 Ethiopia
 zuela
 DR Congo, Kenya
 Indonesia
 Papua New
 Guinea
 Tanzania
 Brazil
 Peru
 Angola h
 Namibia
 Indian
 Ocean
 Botswana Madagascar
 South
 Pacific
 Ocean
 South
 Atlantic
 Ocean
 Australia
 Chile
 South Africa
 Argentina
 New
 Zealand
thatsthat24:

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the worldโ€™s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Deruloโ€™s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

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Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey
In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice  frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjรถrg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njรถrรฐr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njรถrรฐrโ€™s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be โ€œmore beautiful than the sun.โ€These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niรฐavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar. ย All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasilโ€™s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Lokiโ€™s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Nรญรฐhรถggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Nรญรฐhรถggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dรกinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraรพrรณr. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd โ€œpastโ€, Verdani โ€œpresentโ€ and Skuld โ€œfutureโ€. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urdโ€™s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.
: THE HUMAN
 ODYSSEY
 YGGDRASIL: THE WORLD TREE i
 Designed by
 Simon E. Davies
 Mani, God of
 The Moon
 Sol, Goddess
 of The Sun
 Dvalin
 Vedrfolnir and the Great Eagle
 Hati
 Skรถll .
 Wolf
 Ratatosk
 Wolf
 The Squirrel
 Dain
 Odin, King
 Duneyr
 The Aesir
 Gods of
 Civilisation
 Valhalla
 Hall of the
 Njรถror
 King of
 the Vanir
 ASGARD
 the Elves
 Elvish
 People
 Heimdall
 Watchman
 of the Gods
 Bifrรถst the
 Rainbow
 Bridge
 The Vanir:
 Fertility
 Gods
 ALFHEIM
 VANAHEIM
 Formation
 Of the stars
 Mortal
 Realm
 Court of
 Justice
 Nรญรตhรถggr,
 Ice Dragon
 MIDGARD
 The Eternal
 Flame
 Spring of
 Hvergelmir
 Midgard Ocean
 Surtur, King
 of the Fire
 Giants
 NIFELHEIM
 children
 of the mist
 MUSPELHEIM
 Jรถrmungandr
 The Midgard
 Serpent
 Realm of
 Fire Giants
 Well of
 Realm of
 Frost Giants
 The
 Norns
 Swans
 Of Urd
 Giants
 Homeland
 Nidavelli
 Land of
 Dwarves
 JOTUNHEIM
 Svartalfheim
 Realm of
 Lost Souls
 Eljudnir, Hall
 of the Dead
 HELHEIM
 Well of
 Mimir
 Hel, Goddess
 Of the Dead
hedendom:

Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey
In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice  frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjรถrg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njรถrรฐr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njรถrรฐrโ€™s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be โ€œmore beautiful than the sun.โ€These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niรฐavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar. ย All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasilโ€™s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Lokiโ€™s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Nรญรฐhรถggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Nรญรฐhรถggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dรกinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraรพrรณr. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd โ€œpastโ€, Verdani โ€œpresentโ€ and Skuld โ€œfutureโ€. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urdโ€™s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.

        

            
            

                
                
                    hedendom:

Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey
In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice  frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjรถrg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njรถrรฐr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njรถrรฐrโ€™s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be โ€œmore beautiful than the sun.โ€These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niรฐavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar. ย All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasilโ€™s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Lokiโ€™s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Nรญรฐhรถggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Nรญรฐhรถggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dรกinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraรพrรณr. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd โ€œpastโ€, Verdani โ€œpresentโ€ and Skuld โ€œfutureโ€. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urdโ€™s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.
: THE HUMAN
 ODYSSEY
 YGGDRASIL: THE WORLD TREE i
 Designed by
 Simon E. Davies
 Mani, God of
 The Moon
 Sol, Goddess
 of The Sun
 Dvalin
 Vedrfolnir and the Great Eagle
 Hati
 Skรถll .
 Wolf
 Ratatosk
 Wolf
 The Squirrel
 Dain
 Odin, King
 Duneyr
 The Aesir
 Gods of
 Civilisation
 Valhalla
 Hall of the
 Njรถror
 King of
 the Vanir
 ASGARD
 the Elves
 Elvish
 People
 Heimdall
 Watchman
 of the Gods
 Bifrรถst the
 Rainbow
 Bridge
 The Vanir:
 Fertility
 Gods
 ALFHEIM
 VANAHEIM
 Formation
 Of the stars
 Mortal
 Realm
 Court of
 Justice
 Nรญรตhรถggr,
 Ice Dragon
 MIDGARD
 The Eternal
 Flame
 Spring of
 Hvergelmir
 Midgard Ocean
 Surtur, King
 of the Fire
 Giants
 NIFELHEIM
 children
 of the mist
 MUSPELHEIM
 Jรถrmungandr
 The Midgard
 Serpent
 Realm of
 Fire Giants
 Well of
 Realm of
 Frost Giants
 The
 Norns
 Swans
 Of Urd
 Giants
 Homeland
 Nidavelli
 Land of
 Dwarves
 JOTUNHEIM
 Svartalfheim
 Realm of
 Lost Souls
 Eljudnir, Hall
 of the Dead
 HELHEIM
 Well of
 Mimir
 Hel, Goddess
 Of the Dead
hedendom:

Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey
In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice  frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjรถrg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njรถrรฐr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njรถrรฐrโ€™s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be โ€œmore beautiful than the sun.โ€These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niรฐavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar. ย All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasilโ€™s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Lokiโ€™s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Nรญรฐhรถggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Nรญรฐhรถggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dรกinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraรพrรณr. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd โ€œpastโ€, Verdani โ€œpresentโ€ and Skuld โ€œfutureโ€. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urdโ€™s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey
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james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

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kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the worldโ€™s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Deruloโ€™s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.
: Finland
 Sweden
 Iceland
 Russia
 Norway
 United
 Kingdom
 Canada
 Poland
 Germanyraine
 Kazakhstan
 France
 Mongolia
 Spain Italy
 orth
 acific
 cean
 United States
 North
 Turkey
 China
 South Korea
 Atlantic
 Ocean
 Afghanistan
 aq rnkistan
 Algeria Libya
 Egyp
 Mexico
 i Arabia
 India
 Thailand
 Mali Niger
 Nigeria
 Ethiopia
 zuela
 DR Congo, Kenya
 Indonesia
 Papua New
 Guinea
 Tanzania
 Brazil
 Peru
 Angola h
 Namibia
 Indian
 Ocean
 Botswana Madagascar
 South
 Pacific
 Ocean
 South
 Atlantic
 Ocean
 Australia
 Chile
 South Africa
 Argentina
 New
 Zealand
shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the worldโ€™s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Deruloโ€™s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

        

            
            

                
                
                    shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the worldโ€™s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Deruloโ€™s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.
: Finland
 Sweden
 Iceland
 Russia
 Norway
 United
 Kingdom
 Canada
 Poland
 Germanyraine
 Kazakhstan
 France
 Mongolia
 Spain Italy
 orth
 acific
 cean
 United States
 North
 Turkey
 China
 South Korea
 Atlantic
 Ocean
 Afghanistan
 aq rnkistan
 Algeria Libya
 Egyp
 Mexico
 i Arabia
 India
 Thailand
 Mali Niger
 Nigeria
 Ethiopia
 zuela
 DR Congo, Kenya
 Indonesia
 Papua New
 Guinea
 Tanzania
 Brazil
 Peru
 Angola h
 Namibia
 Indian
 Ocean
 Botswana Madagascar
 South
 Pacific
 Ocean
 South
 Atlantic
 Ocean
 Australia
 Chile
 South Africa
 Argentina
 New
 Zealand
shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the worldโ€™s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Deruloโ€™s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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c-bassmeow:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG I CANTย 
conservatives are so desperate omgย 

My favorite liberal rebuttals are when they have no rebuttal so they just post dumb gifs. 
Like at least try. 


If you are insinuating that I have to try hard to debunk a claim that a Jewish man is going to be the next hitler than you are the most cretinous cretin Ive come across on this website and Ive come across a lot. The philosophical roots of democratic socialism is based on far more noble principles than hitlers national socialism which is different. If conservatives are so stupid they associate anything that has the word socialism with Hitler than maybe you should back Bernie since he wants free public colleges and yโ€™all clearly need more education. The irony in this whole debacle is that Donald Trump on your side is actually more ideologically aligned with Hitler since it is not Bernie but Trump , who like Hitler, is blaming all of our economic and societal ills on latinos, immigrants, and muslims- using the same tactics as Hitler who also blamed certain minorities for Germanyโ€™s downfall and who like Trump wanted to make his countryย โ€œgreat againโ€.ย Furthermore, you clearly donโ€™t know anything about history or political science since Hitlerโ€™s party is considered a far right party. Sanders, and i hate how i have to spell this out for you, is not far right.ย Lastly, I will conclude with a gif.ย : THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN..
 1, BERNIE SANDERS ADMITS HE IS A
 DEMOCRATIC SoCIALIST.
 2. NAZIS WERE DEMOCRATIC
 SOCIALISTS
 3. AMERICA FOUGHT AN ENTIRE
 WORLD WAR TO STOP THE ADVANCE OF
 DEMOCRATIC SoCIALISTS.
 SINCERELY SANE AMERICANS
logmeindammit:

c-bassmeow:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG I CANTย 
conservatives are so desperate omgย 

My favorite liberal rebuttals are when they have no rebuttal so they just post dumb gifs. 
Like at least try. 


If you are insinuating that I have to try hard to debunk a claim that a Jewish man is going to be the next hitler than you are the most cretinous cretin Ive come across on this website and Ive come across a lot. The philosophical roots of democratic socialism is based on far more noble principles than hitlers national socialism which is different. If conservatives are so stupid they associate anything that has the word socialism with Hitler than maybe you should back Bernie since he wants free public colleges and yโ€™all clearly need more education. The irony in this whole debacle is that Donald Trump on your side is actually more ideologically aligned with Hitler since it is not Bernie but Trump , who like Hitler, is blaming all of our economic and societal ills on latinos, immigrants, and muslims- using the same tactics as Hitler who also blamed certain minorities for Germanyโ€™s downfall and who like Trump wanted to make his countryย โ€œgreat againโ€.ย Furthermore, you clearly donโ€™t know anything about history or political science since Hitlerโ€™s party is considered a far right party. Sanders, and i hate how i have to spell this out for you, is not far right.ย Lastly, I will conclude with a gif.ย 
        

            
            

                
                
                    logmeindammit:

c-bassmeow:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG I CANTย 
conservatives are so desperate omgย 

My favorite liberal rebuttals are when they have no rebuttal so they just post dumb gifs. 
Like at least try. 


If you are insinuating that I have to try hard to debunk a claim that a Jewish man is going to be the next hitler than you are the most cretinous cretin Ive come across on this website and Ive come across a lot. The philosophical roots of democratic socialism is based on far more noble principles than hitlers national socialism which is different. If conservatives are so stupid they associate anything that has the word socialism with Hitler than maybe you should back Bernie since he wants free public colleges and yโ€™all clearly need more education. The irony in this whole debacle is that Donald Trump on your side is actually more ideologically aligned with Hitler since it is not Bernie but Trump , who like Hitler, is blaming all of our economic and societal ills on latinos, immigrants, and muslims- using the same tactics as Hitler who also blamed certain minorities for Germanyโ€™s downfall and who like Trump wanted to make his countryย โ€œgreat againโ€.ย Furthermore, you clearly donโ€™t know anything about history or political science since Hitlerโ€™s party is considered a far right party. Sanders, and i hate how i have to spell this out for you, is not far right.ย Lastly, I will conclude with a gif.ย : THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN..
 1, BERNIE SANDERS ADMITS HE IS A
 DEMOCRATIC SoCIALIST.
 2. NAZIS WERE DEMOCRATIC
 SOCIALISTS
 3. AMERICA FOUGHT AN ENTIRE
 WORLD WAR TO STOP THE ADVANCE OF
 DEMOCRATIC SoCIALISTS.
 SINCERELY SANE AMERICANS
logmeindammit:

c-bassmeow:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG I CANTย 
conservatives are so desperate omgย 

My favorite liberal rebuttals are when they have no rebuttal so they just post dumb gifs. 
Like at least try. 


If you are insinuating that I have to try hard to debunk a claim that a Jewish man is going to be the next hitler than you are the most cretinous cretin Ive come across on this website and Ive come across a lot. The philosophical roots of democratic socialism is based on far more noble principles than hitlers national socialism which is different. If conservatives are so stupid they associate anything that has the word socialism with Hitler than maybe you should back Bernie since he wants free public colleges and yโ€™all clearly need more education. The irony in this whole debacle is that Donald Trump on your side is actually more ideologically aligned with Hitler since it is not Bernie but Trump , who like Hitler, is blaming all of our economic and societal ills on latinos, immigrants, and muslims- using the same tactics as Hitler who also blamed certain minorities for Germanyโ€™s downfall and who like Trump wanted to make his countryย โ€œgreat againโ€.ย Furthermore, you clearly donโ€™t know anything about history or political science since Hitlerโ€™s party is considered a far right party. Sanders, and i hate how i have to spell this out for you, is not far right.ย Lastly, I will conclude with a gif.ย 
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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