Mom: Clean your room we having company!-Me: Everyone eating in my room or something??
*applies for a job*-Job: y do you want to work for us?-Me: bruv I need the money & u need staff what's the problem
When you been taking care of gohan but goku get all the gifts on fathers day
Sharing is caring
When Bae say "what u want?" & u say "get me whatever" & he brings back the WRONG THING
When you're just chillin by yourself and get a text from your girl saying "I hope you're having fun with that bitch!"
Foreign parents will never be proud of you.-Dad: how old are you?-Me: 18-Dad: when I was your age I was 19
If you cheat on ya girl once a month that's only 12-366 days...You still 97% faithful. That's a A+
"what do you put in your hair to make it curly??"
GrowingUpWithStrictParents when your parents ask why you're always home yet tell you no when you ask to go out
When your girl starts talking crazy to you after you just whooped her ass yesterday
When your parents ask you about your ex right after y'all break up.
When you about to shoot up the school but your gun jam
When you get into a relationship then suddenly everybody starts confessing the feelings they have for you..
D'Angelo Russell: hey nick, my bad for leaking the video.-Nick Young:
When someone tries to tell me Powerball is "only $657.9 million after taxes" as if I wouldn't be happy w a crisp $20
When you see one of the homies tryna save her
"Cause bitches be so corny, they is full of corn"-- Chief Keef
GrowingUpWithStrictParents when u say something as a joke n they turn it into a serious issue n lecture u for hours