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Amazon, Beautiful, and Donald Trump: Elijah Daniel @aguywithnolife . Follow that time I became a best selling author because l wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel Tweet amazon Elijah Daniel Look inside Trump Temptation The Billionaire & The Bellboy TRUMP i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god. /20/16, 5:25 PM Elijah Daniel and 1 ☆☆☆☆☆ (126) Kindle Price: $1.99 2,910 RETWEETS 4,478 LIKES わ inlle unlimited I earn more DAILY NEWS New York Daily News @NYDailyNews Comedian writes gay erotic fiction starring "soggy Cheeto" @realDonaldTrump nydn.us/ 1Qj79ox Meet the Comedian Who Wrote a Hit Erotic Novella Starring Donald TRUMP Trump ELIJAH DANIEL Author, Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, SEND YOUR PHOTOS AND C CONNECT TO FOX 11 TRUMP EROTICA WITH HIS OILY ORANGE SKIN GLISTENING IN THE SUNLIGHT AS IF HE WERE A SOGGY CHEETO, HIS HAIR UNKEMPT AND MESSY, LIKE A GORGEOUS RAT'S NEST HE WAS BEAUTIFUL Trump Temptations OUNTRY FOX STATE DEPT. WILL NOT RELEASE SEVEN OF HILLARY CLIN NATIONAL HEADLINES acidocasualidad Source fullhalalalchemist this is going to be the satire that English professors make their students analyze in 50 years Source: acidocasualidad #photo #donald trump 359,894 notes Stitch It! His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳

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Being Alone, Ass, and Click: VERDICT! NET NEUTRALITY IS DEAD For now mooncaps: drtanner: chakrabot: slitheringink: artofcarmen: fyeahwhovians: raygender: themediafix: Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality.This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist. In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites. I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely. Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well. Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain. -Morgan P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able. “ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”  limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more  limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more  limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more  limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG. As I understand this ruling, it means that businesses now have to pay extra to ISPs to have access to their websites through that ISP provided at a reasonable speed. If you don’t pay, users’ access to your website will be slowed to a crawl - so independent people and small businesses can forget about getting onto that high speed access tier.  This means that the American internet is going to be firmly under the control of those who have the most money. You’ll only get to see the content of those who can pay the ISPs to provide access at a reasonable speed. This means that you can expect to see skewed representation of just about everything, with those bigger businesses who can afford to pay ISPs a premium for access deciding what you can and cannot read, view and consume on the internet. This is not something that we have in the UK. Our ISPs compete with each other to provide higher speeds, better services and lower prices, but because there’s a monopoly in the US of a few ISPs who provide services, they can afford to do this to you. You can’t go anywhere else, after all. Everyone in the US needs to sign that petition, call their representatives, write angry letters and do whatever you can to tell your government that this ruling is Not Okay. This may be the thing that finally makes me leave this shithole country.
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Love, Scream, and Struggle: THE BEST THINGS TO REMEMBER when writing a highly emotional scene Show, don't tell; it's the golden rule of writing. I get it, you hear it everywhere you turn, and by now (even if you don't totally get it), you've become desensitized to the mantra. It's actually a pretty hard thing to master. Believe or not, all writers struggle to show, but I hope this lesson will help you out! NO EMOTION WORDS USE ACTION No, your character isn't sad, happy, devastated, in pain, angry, nervous, scared, or worried. Don't use words like this that describe emotions They cut down on the hit of your scene, and they're harder for readers to connect to/get emotional over Instead of being angry, your character is screaming, has their fists tightly clenched, and is trembling. See what I did? I took the emotion, thought of how to show it, and used that instead. It adds a little oomph, and it's more sensory for your reader USE SETTING USE PERCEPTIONS I dig this one. Your character is sad? No, your character is suddenly seeing their lover not as their lover, but something they just lost in battle. Their perception of what that person is changed. Love turns to loss, smiling turns to tears. Nothing is the same after the emotional action hits Your character is happy? Yeah, no they're not. Your character is noticing the tiniest, most delicate things about their new car that are, in all honesty, kind of weird to notice on just a normal car. When you love something, you notice more. When it makes you sad, you try to close it out. See? GO OUT OF BOUNDS High emotion often means lovw ability to think things through. It's okay to make your character wander from their borders during highly emotional moments. Make themm kick, scream, kiss harder, throw stuff, break down sobbing, knock out some teeth. I promise, it's okay! You're not out of bounds! USE DIALOGUE Angry? You'll say things you really don't mean. Sad? You'll hide the truth. Happy? You'll confess. Use these human faults to vour advantage. Alter your character's dialogue, word choice, and ability to open up during highly emotional scenes to portray what they feel through their words! PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE! This is not easy to master. It seems simple, but it can be frustrating time consuming, and confusing. Take some time to sit and make lists. Scour your piece for emotion words, and replace them with other representations of that emotion. Get a little frustrated! It's okay to have to practice this, and if you do regularly and the right way, you will get better. It just takes time. Presented by: Olivia Paige at www.oliviapaigewrites.tumblr.com oliviapaigewrites:THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!

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Apparently, Books, and Family: uzzykitty01 indie-band NO BUT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY THEORY FOR THIS SCENE This doesn't comply with the books, I realize, but it doesn't exactly not comply either Why would Malfoy rip a page out of a random book? If he wanted the book, he could have just bought the book himself. He's not poor, his family doesn't discourage learning. He chooses to rip a particular page with a pointed glance out of a book Why? Think of what this and Dobby's actions of warning have in common Lucius Malfoy. The one who was apparently talking freely of the dangers that would face the Muggle borns this year. I think Draco knew more about what was going on, or at least figured more out, than he let on to his friends. Why? He was worried How does this connect to the ripped paper? How did Hary and Ron find out about the basilisk? How did Hermione? A ripped piece of paper on basilisks Now we're to assume that Hermione found this in a library book and promptly ripped it out to take with her But why would Hermione, with her love and care for books almost on par with the librarian, rip a page out of a book she could have just checked out? My guess is she didn't find it in the library My guess is Draco somehow slipped her the piece of paper that he ripped out of a book before school started, detailing the monster he knew was in the Chamber He slipped Hermione the paper somehow, whether by leaving t on her desk or planting it in her bag He tried to warn them, as best he could HOLY I always wondered why they so importantly showed Maltoy ripping the page from the book. It was strange to me. Yes he's destructive but honestly there is no point in showing that But you're right-Hermione would NEVER rip out a page of a book-this makes so much sense THE EPIPHANY I JUST HAD Finally a Harry Potter theory that is actually interesting

Finally a Harry Potter theory that is actually interesting

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Brains, Life, and Tumblr: neurosciencestuff: Bilingualism may save brain resources as you ageNew research findings show that bilingual people are great at saving brain power, that is. To do a task, the brain recruits different networks, or the highways on which different types of information flow, depending on the task to be done. The team of Ana Inés Ansaldo, PhD, a researcher at the Centre de recherche de l’Institut universitaire de gériatrie de Montréal and a professor at Université de Montréal, compared what are known as functional brain connections between seniors who are monolingual and seniors who are bilingual. Her team established that years of bilingualism change how the brain carries out tasks that require concentrating on one piece of information without becoming distracted by other information. This makes the brain more efficient and economical with its resources.   To arrive at this finding, Dr. Ansaldo’s team asked two groups of seniors (one of monolinguals and one of bilinguals) to perform a task that involved focusing on visual information while ignoring spatial information. The researchers compared the networks between different brain areas as people did the task. They found that monolinguals recruited a larger circuit with multiple connections, whereas bilinguals recruited a smaller circuit that was more appropriate for the required information. These findings were published in the Journal of Neurolinguistics.Two different ways of doing the same taskThe participants did a task that required them to focus on visual information (the colour of an object) while ignoring spatial information (the position of the object). The research team observed that the monolingual brain allocates a number of regions linked to visual and motor function and interference control, which are located in the frontal lobes. This means that the monolingual brain needs to recruit multiple brain regions to do the task. “After years of daily practice managing interference between two languages, bilinguals become experts at selecting relevant information and ignoring information that can distract from a task. In this case, bilinguals showed higher connectivity between visual processing areas located at the back of the brain. This area is specialized in detecting the visual characteristics of objects and therefore is specialized in the task used in this study. These data indicate that the bilingual brain is more efficient and economical, as it recruits fewer regions and only specialized regions,” explained Dr. Ansaldo.Bilinguals have a double advantage as they ageBilinguals therefore have two cognitive benefits. First, having more centralized and specialized functional connections saves resources compared to the multiple and more diverse brain areas allocated by monolinguals to accomplish the same task. Second, bilinguals achieve the same result by not using the brain’s frontal regions, which are vulnerable to aging. This may explain why the brains of bilinguals are better equipped at staving off the signs of cognitive aging or dementia. “We have observed that bilingualism has a concrete impact on brain function and that this may have a positive impact on cognitive aging. We now need to study how this function translates to daily life, for example, when concentrating on one source of information instead of another, which is something we have to do every day. And we have yet to discover all the benefits of bilingualism,” concluded Dr. Ansaldo. So basically Im better than you uni-lingual Americans hahahaha

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Fucking, Music, and Run: burndownmiddletown: mr-hoodrat: roe-your-boat: disparition: afloydianslip: fencehopping: Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record. H O W  like you can tell me all you want how the sound is stored in the grooves but fucking H O W  HOW DOES THAT GET INTO THE NEEDLE HOW ARE THE VIBRATIONS TURNED INTO MUSIC THAT YOU CAN HEAR??? H O W The vibrations aren’t “turned into” music, they are music. When vibrations occur inside your inner ear, your brain processes this as sound. The grooves in a record are an analogy for these vibrations, a method of remembering them so that they can be recreated later on.  Put your hand on a speaker while loud music is playing and you’ll feel the vibrations. Those are exactly the same vibrations happening inside your ear when you hear the music.  But how do you capture that?  Take a surface that vibrates strongly when a sound is played, like the skin of a drumhead for example. Connect that surface to a little tool - when sound causes the surface to vibrate, the tool digs a little bit into some wax, leaving behind a pattern that matches - in proportion - the vibrations of the surface caused by the sound. This is your analogy (hence: analog music).  Now, when there’s no sound playing, you run that little tool back over the pattern. This causes the skin to vibrate again, this time in response to the tool running over the pattern instead of because of an external sound. The vibrations should match, proportionally, the original vibrations of the music.. and thus these new vibrations, if you were to amplify them, would be a recreation or “recording” of the original music.  That’s oversimplified of course and things have changed a lot since the days of wax, but that is very basically how the process of recording music worked at first, and the general idea of how sound gets from a groove in a record into your brain.  (reblogging for Disparition commentary)  Thank you Science side of tumblr I hugely appreciate people taking to the time explain stuff like this, as it helps put an end to the “wow, science is magic!” trope that’s become far too common.
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Books, Children, and cnn.com: AP The Associated Press o @AP BREAKING: Senate committee approves DeVos for education secretary, sends nomination to full Senate. 1/31/17, 11:47 AM 2,073 RETWEETS 1,382 LIKES louis-tummy: weavemama: weavemama: RIP public education. It was nice knowin ya. And before anyone tells me to “just give her a chance!!!1!”, let’s take a look at what this demon has done and what she PLANS to do: She plagiarized a quote from the Obama administration (how ironic). Wants to pay the CEOs of charter schools more money instead of helping the students and giving more money to the actual TEACHERS Wants to force the Christian religion into public schools making it “God’s Kingdom”  Doesn’t care about the serious sexual assault problems on college campuses  Wants more guns in schools in case a “grizzly bear” breaks in (wow such a potential threat!)  She pretty much has NO experience with student loans or how student loans work  SHE HAS LITERALLY NEVER WORKED IN PUBLIC EDUCATION SHE IS JUST A FUCKING BUSINESSWOMAN  Doesn’t understand the importance of protecting kids with disabilities  So yeah….. just when you thought the American school system was messy enough, it’s about to get messier.  everyone who is out of high school: pls do EVERYTHING in ur power to give any folks who have not graduated yet as much of a good education as u can. share books w them. talk to them. volunteer at an after school program or as a tutor or babysit some kids if u can. WE NEED TO GET THROUGH TO THEM. the indoctrination of youth with fascist ideals is probably the most terrifying thing i can think of happening because that shapes the world for like 2-3 generations. we NEED to raise a radical generation. u dont have to be a teacher or have kids to connect w them. please please dont fail these children
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Basketball, Bitch, and Butt: Well let's see the Xbox One's THIS GAME IS SO PRETTY Wireless connectivity is stronger it allows for a 2.5 gigahertz in the new or 5 Gigahertz plus it has a larger bandwidth vs you were spoty PS4 connection with only 2.5 gigahertz... although your PS4 allows for an upgrade for space butt its only internal and maxes out at 1TB so its go-big-or-go home vs the Xbox One you're allowed to have this much hard drive space that you can buy so if have a 6TB hard drive I could connect 6TB to my Xbox One can't do that with the ps4, GPU power both of an AMD chip... the Xbone has a custonm 1.75GHz AMD 8-core CPU vs your ps4 which only had a 1 6GHz AND 8-core CPU which is 10% more processing 4 boasts a 1.84 teraflop GPU hat's based on AMD's Radeon technology. The Xbox One graphics chip, also with an AMD Radeon GPU, has a pipeline for 1.31 terafops, but xbone released the an update june 2016 to release those remaining teraflops for kinwxt free games, whlich gives the Ps4 sharper graphics whoopie fucking a doo know that graphics dont make the game. both have 8 Gigs of RAM but we a lknow that it isn't the size of the RAM it's how it is used, P34 went with a faster BGB GDDR5 memory while Xbone went with a slower bandwidth 8GB DDR3 variety, but wait neither system allocate all of the memory for the developers to use it leaves some for the operatng systems, no dur.but PS4 reserves up to 3.5GB for its operating system leaving developers with 4.5GB, according to documentation. They can sometimes access an extra 1GB of Texible" memory when its available but thats not guaranteed. Vs Xbone "guaranteed memory" amounts to a slightly higher 5G8 for Tag Photo 9 Add Location / Edit Ah no PC is master race LikeComment Share PC will always master race, and im not buthurt Im just tred of every fuck head with a PS4 thinking they are the best guess what your not. . PS4 players are like a guy talks shit before a ight but when it comes down to geting dirty they turn away like coward, or they repeat themselves like Trump... I dont hear Xbone players saying were better, wanna know why CAUSE THEY Like Reply Yesterday at 3:51pm I'm playing it right now. Thats a screen Like Reply Yesterday at 4:00pm ool... again I state best thing What the fuck is going on here? He Unlike Reply 04-14 hrs you had to choose between the ps4 or xbone which one is Beter Like Reply Yesterday at 4:45pm The only voice of reason the two consoles that have a different outer shell hey are both on the same fucking Hardware in the same fucking software they get the same updates at the exact same goddamn time the only difference is that I found in both of them is that PS4's network secunity sucks cock Like Reply Yesterday at 10 19pm system takes up a steady 3GB. Reeks out a 0.5GB win with more for developers, well let's go to my favorite subject basketball ability Xbox one has backwards compatbility and thne list is con nuously growing, PS4 ofters backwards compatibility but only through PS Now streaming and itdoesn't help that you have to purchase and play monthly fee to keep it, other than that fuckers, I have dont care which of these consoles is placed in front of my face I'm going to play the fuck out of it, why you may ask, cause once and I will say it again INOT A BAISED BITCH AND IDON'T CAREI nsole for exclusives only I buy a console because lenjoy the games that are on it Like Reply-Yesterday at 10.20pm Like Reply-1-Yesterday at 1021pm He just lost his mind here. memehumor: I posted a screen cap of The Last Guardian on Facebook and this guy lost his mind over it.
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Basketball, Bitch, and Butt: Well let's see the Xbox One's THIS GAME IS SO PRETTY Wireless connectivity is stronger it allows for a 2.5 gigahertz in the new or 5 Gigahertz plus it has a larger bandwidth vs you were spoty PS4 connection with only 2.5 gigahertz... although your PS4 allows for an upgrade for space butt its only internal and maxes out at 1TB so its go-big-or-go home vs the Xbox One you're allowed to have this much hard drive space that you can buy so if have a 6TB hard drive I could connect 6TB to my Xbox One can't do that with the ps4, GPU power both of an AMD chip... the Xbone has a custonm 1.75GHz AMD 8-core CPU vs your ps4 which only had a 1 6GHz AND 8-core CPU which is 10% more processing 4 boasts a 1.84 teraflop GPU hat's based on AMD's Radeon technology. The Xbox One graphics chip, also with an AMD Radeon GPU, has a pipeline for 1.31 terafops, but xbone released the an update june 2016 to release those remaining teraflops for kinwxt free games, whlich gives the Ps4 sharper graphics whoopie fucking a doo know that graphics dont make the game. both have 8 Gigs of RAM but we a lknow that it isn't the size of the RAM it's how it is used, P34 went with a faster BGB GDDR5 memory while Xbone went with a slower bandwidth 8GB DDR3 variety, but wait neither system allocate all of the memory for the developers to use it leaves some for the operatng systems, no dur.but PS4 reserves up to 3.5GB for its operating system leaving developers with 4.5GB, according to documentation. They can sometimes access an extra 1GB of Texible" memory when its available but thats not guaranteed. Vs Xbone "guaranteed memory" amounts to a slightly higher 5G8 for Tag Photo 9 Add Location / Edit Ah no PC is master race LikeComment Share PC will always master race, and im not buthurt Im just tred of every fuck head with a PS4 thinking they are the best guess what your not. . PS4 players are like a guy talks shit before a ight but when it comes down to geting dirty they turn away like coward, or they repeat themselves like Trump... I dont hear Xbone players saying were better, wanna know why CAUSE THEY Like Reply Yesterday at 3:51pm I'm playing it right now. Thats a screen Like Reply Yesterday at 4:00pm ool... again I state best thing What the fuck is going on here? He Unlike Reply 04-14 hrs you had to choose between the ps4 or xbone which one is Beter Like Reply Yesterday at 4:45pm The only voice of reason the two consoles that have a different outer shell hey are both on the same fucking Hardware in the same fucking software they get the same updates at the exact same goddamn time the only difference is that I found in both of them is that PS4's network secunity sucks cock Like Reply Yesterday at 10 19pm system takes up a steady 3GB. Reeks out a 0.5GB win with more for developers, well let's go to my favorite subject basketball ability Xbox one has backwards compatbility and thne list is con nuously growing, PS4 ofters backwards compatibility but only through PS Now streaming and itdoesn't help that you have to purchase and play monthly fee to keep it, other than that fuckers, I have dont care which of these consoles is placed in front of my face I'm going to play the fuck out of it, why you may ask, cause once and I will say it again INOT A BAISED BITCH AND IDON'T CAREI nsole for exclusives only I buy a console because lenjoy the games that are on it Like Reply-Yesterday at 10.20pm Like Reply-1-Yesterday at 1021pm He just lost his mind here. memehumor: I posted a screen cap of The Last Guardian on Facebook and this guy lost his mind over it.
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