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Bless Up, God, and Life: This adorable puppy with a cast. Pic: reddit u/oddfuture445 @DrSmashlove PSA: NEW YEAR MEANS NOTHING. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U BUT THAT’S FACTUAL. DON’T BE HARD ON YOURSELF FOR WHAT U DIDN’T ACCOMPLISH LAST YEAR. DON’T PUT AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE ON YOURSELF TO OVER-PERFORM THIS COMING YEAR. IT’S ARBITRARY. NOBODY GETS THEY LIFE RIGHT IN JANUARY. ACTUALLY, NOBODY GIVE A FVCK ABOUT JANUARY BRUV ALL U DO IN JANUARY IS BE A LITTLE DEPRESSED AT THE COLD AND LACK OF HOLIDAY DAYS OFF AND TRY TO MAYBE HIT SOME NICE 60% OFF SALES. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THE HAPPIEST U GON GET IN JANUFVCKINGWARY. “Oh wow this John Elliott jacket is a little on sale lemme cop this” THAT’S THE HIGH POINT OF JANUARY - SPOILER ALERT. NOBODY LOSING 78 POUNDS IN MF JANUARY. THAT’S WHAT U DO IN AUGUST. LITERALLY. MY LIL HOMEGIRL DROPPED LIKE 18 POUNDS IN AUGUST AND I’M LIKE “SEE? ‘Years’ HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!” GOD RAINS DOWN THE BLESSINGS ON *HIS* TIMELINE NOT ON THE BASIS OF THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR WHICH IS A MAN-MADE CONSTRUCT. NO OFFENSE TO THE GREGORIANS BUT WHO TF ARE THEY ANYWAY? NOBODY CLAIM THEM. GREGORIA AIN’T EVEN A COUNTRY. EXACTLY. NOW GO LIVE YA BEST LIFE AND BE NICE AND GIVE TO CHARITY AND CALL YA MAMA WHO SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR AND TELL HER U LOVE HER AND MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS U - IN 2018 AND BEYOND - BLESS UP ❤️😍😂

PSA: NEW YEAR MEANS NOTHING. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U BUT THAT’S FACTUAL. DON’T BE HARD ON YOURSELF FOR WHAT U DIDN’T ACCOMPLISH LAST YEAR. DO...

Children, Christmas, and Cookies: "In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being, that means the child is ready | take them out "for coffee" at the local wherever. We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is made "You sure have arown an awful lot this year. Not only are you taller, but l can see that your heart has grown, too. [ Point out 2-3 examples of empathetic behavior, consideration of people's feelings, good deeds etc, the kıd has done in the past year]. In fact, your heart has grown so much that I think you are ready to become a Santa Claus You probably have noticed that most of the Santas you see are people dressed up ike him. Some of vour friends miaht have even told you that there is no Santa. A lot of children think that, because they arent ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE Tell me the best things about Santa. What does Santa get for all of his trouble? [lead the kid from cookies to the good feeling of having done something for someone else]. Well, now YOU are ready to do your first job as a Santa!" Make sure you maintain the proper conspiratorial tone We then have the child choose someone they know-a neighbor, usually. Ihe child'S mission is to secretly, deviously, find out something that the person needs, and then provide it, wrap it, deliver it-and never reveal to the target where it came from. Being a Santa isn't about getting credit, you see. It's unselfish giving My oldest chose the "witch lady" on the corner. She really Was horrible--had a fence around the house and would never let the kids go in and get a stray ball or Frisbee. Shed yell at them to play quieter, etc--a real pill. He noticed when we drove to school that she came out every morning to get her paper in bare feet, so he decided she needed slippers. So then he had to go spy and decide how big her feet were. He hid in the bushes one Saturday, and decided she was a medium. We went to Kmart and bought warm slippers. He wrapped them up, and tagged it "merry Christmas from Santa. After dinner one evening, he slipped down to her house, and slid the package under her driveway gate. The next morning, we watched her waddle out to get the paper, pick up the present, and go inside. My son was all excited, and couldn't wait to see what would happen next. The next morning, as we drove off, there she was, out getting her paper--wearing the slippers. He was ecstatic. I had to remind him that NO ONE could ever know what he did, or he wouldn't be a Santa Over the years, he chose a good number of targets, always coming up with a unique present just for them. One year, he polished up his bike, put a new seat on it, and gave it to one of our friend's daughters. These people were and are very poor. We did ask the dad if it was ok The look on her face, when she saw the bike on the patio with a big bow on it, was almost as good as the look on my son's face When it came time for Son #2 to join the ranks, my oldest came along, and helpeo with the induction speech. They are both excellent gifters, by the way, and never felt that they had been lied to-because they were let in on the Secret of Beinga Santa <p><a href="http://cunningcelt.tumblr.com/post/154582029645/hilarious-nefarious-source" class="tumblr_blog">cunningcelt</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://hilarious-nefarious.tumblr.com/post/154579127965/source" class="tumblr_blog">hilarious-nefarious</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/qHrK6">Source</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>This is bloody genius</p> </blockquote> <p>Love this. I’ve often thought about how to incorporate the magic of “Santa” with the real lessons in generosity as inspired by St. Nicholas.</p>

cunningcelt: hilarious-nefarious: Source This is bloody genius Love this. I’ve often thought about how to incorporate the magic of “Santa...

Being Alone, Bad, and Fucking: A cheaper, tastier way to eat lunch at work? To mark British Sandwich Week, business reporter Dougal Shaw tried something new. Instead of buying pre- packaged sandwiches at a supermarket, or making them at home he made them at work with weekly ingredients. He recorded it all on his smartphone as a video diary. The idea suddenly came to me when I went to buy my usual lunch on my work break. 4 siced goudo CATHEDRA E2 All the ingredients are in the supermarket for me to construct my own one. <p><a href="http://sujthechef.tumblr.com/post/165411763604/otterbitch-jemthecrystalgem-maxofs2d-the" class="tumblr_blog">sujthechef</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://otterbitch.tumblr.com/post/162870619104/jemthecrystalgem-maxofs2d-the-way-rich-people" class="tumblr_blog">otterbitch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://jemthecrystalgem.tumblr.com/post/162793513795/maxofs2d-the-way-rich-people-experience-the-world" class="tumblr_blog">jemthecrystalgem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.maxofs2d.net/post/160734412232" class="tumblr_blog">maxofs2d</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The way rich people experience the world is really wild</p></blockquote> <p>I need context so bad</p> </blockquote> <p>this was honestly an article on the BBC news website about how you can save money by making sandwiches and not buying them.<br/><br/>the guy seemed to genuinely think that the idea had occurred to him alone and that he was doing the world a service by telling us that sandwiches could in fact be made by average citizens and not just by large supermarkets.<br/><br/>the worst part is that he thought he had to have the same sandwich every single day and ended the article saying that it’s ok if you don’t mind eating the same sandwich filling for weeks on end. <br/><br/>guess his mind will be blown when he finds out that he’s also legally allowed to mix up his fucking lunch order whenever he wants. <br/><br/>can’t wait for the follow up article.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="cheshirekitty17:__b_HbGfQoMi03sLQWqlqA:ZUZtNu1x2Mn-M"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/01450b714f0eaa301f7d3a87d85a4b29/tumblr_nwyclnaOyv1rf9hslo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>&ldquo;I mean it&rsquo;s just a banana Michael what could it cost, $10?&rdquo;</p>

sujthechef: otterbitch: jemthecrystalgem: maxofs2d: The way rich people experience the world is really wild I need context so bad this w...