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Adam Sandler, Baby Daddy, and Beautiful: It was a gorgeous Thursday afternoon and like any Thursday I have free I chased the sun. Today it was to the totes beautiful Vista park in Davie. GORGEOUS panoramic views of Weston ish LP Long exhale. You get the jist gorgeous. And as much as I want to continue telling you how the soil smelt fresh with dew, the trees warm, the wood benches the complete opposite of scorching, this is not that story. This is a story that I could only have observed because of perfect timing. And a piss poor polish of my left spectacle. Well, here it is. While I walked on a downsloped west facing hill, to get this picture, I stopped for a moment to take in natures bounty. This may be nutures beauty as the hills are tens of years result of thousands of trash mounds that has been renovated and rebranded as one of the highest points in the south and great for social media. Hastag so kewl The picture is snapped. I'm about to go because duh, its a sunset. It'll happen tomorrow when i heard "ahhhhhh ahhhh ohhhh my god. Stacy! Fuck. Its everywhere. What the fuck! Get the wipes!" Now I can't blatantly look at whats going on. thanks to the beautiful sun setting the smudge on my glasses is giving a reflection of the two girls. I use this moment to take the glasses off and clean them away from the sun, in sight and ear shot. There's one in jean coveralls. She is, while laughing, using wet wipes AS A GLOVE to clean strings of wet gum off the other girls shoe, blanket and grass. It looks like a shoddy Halloween web. The other girl, in a summer dress craddles a new baby and is almost in tears sputtering expletives at the newly chomped and spit away white gum piece. Pieces? Its everywhere. The girl in coveralls is saying it will be okay while sundress is explaining her deep seated disdain for the herbaceous tongue tantalizer. "Please get all of it! I cant have i3r on here" "Dude its k, you can clean the blanket when you get home" It then comes out the baby daddy is majorly particular about his OCD and gum is high in his hit list. I almost lose their convo as I was deep thought about why the new parents hate the cow mimicking aid but was abruptly pulled back in with the screeching of "Stacy!!! Ugh its still on my shoes. My wedding sneakers!!!!!" She puts the baby down on blanket and THROWS BOTH THE DIAPER AND BOTTLE BAG. Like 3 meters. Who has a seperate bottle bag anyhow? Coveralls picks up the baby and takes another picture. I turn away hoping she doesn't realize my lurking. She doesnt seem to register me. "I'm sorry. I just get really frustrated with gum. I'm not cleaning that She references a wad of wet wipes. Covered in gum pieces in the grass. Wet wipes. The culprit of fatbergs. Smdh Coveralls shakes her head too and with the infant picks up the wipes and walks twevle feet to the garbage. Coveralls puts the baby back on the blanket and has doing so RIPS her pants. You could hear the tare over the approaching airplanes. Over any screech. I SWEAR THE SUN STOPPED SETTING And like any Adam Sandler movie Sundress began to laugh, Coveralls got all the gum off the belongings and the 3 of them promised to never tell daddy. So I guess the four of us promised. Best sunset ever.
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Bad, Cum, and Horny: If you check my very first message to you, I was like super polite and nice to you. Did that matter to you when l asked assistance to do a natural need such as why would I wanna help u Cum, my insta is too personal and what dyou think l'd send on snap? jerking off? Nope, you scratched it off in a second 3:10 PM spf3005 2:44 PM Have you ever heard "the nice deed of the day"? Or how karma points work? The nicer you are to strangers, the more chances that something nice will happen to you. Gorgeous, I'm doing you actually a favor here! Help me cum And universe will help you, isn't it obvious? so if someone is polite... I gotta do what they want? And if I don't that makes me the bad guy? 2:48 PM Isee you just got the memo! Pretty much alright I'm willing to meet you 1 halfway, what about you give me your snapchat? Promise you I won't send anything you don't ask for, and whatever you send, well it's Snapchat, it deletes. And okay if it's personal, don't share it, but Snapchat? Come on that thing is harmless 2 Whatever, my gf is back finally tomorrow so I'll get to see an actual gorgeous person, inside and outside. Dunno what even found interesting about you in the first place, the only you got going on is not being overweight, which I guess is something nowadays in the US. Well not here in Europe. Being horny really makes me blind Whatever don't renly to this my first ever experience with a nice guy, there’s a lot more to the convo but that would be too much to upload in one post
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Bad, Bruh, and Click: asked you for more fapping material. I was just turned on by your acting and voice and innocence, you can tell you I'm stalking your account If you check my very first message to you, I was like super polite and nice to you. Did that matter to you when I asked assistance to do a natural need such as ain't a slut October 11 1 I've changed my pic, I don't think that's the look of a pedophile lol jerking off? Nope, you scratched it off in spf3005 8:29 AM a second Ok? spf3005 1:08 PM spf3005 2:44 PM Yesterday If I'm clearly not a slut why would I post more "fap material" for u so if someone is polite... I gotta do what they want? And if I don't that makes me the bad guy? Post more random videos, not enough4 frappe material 3 I see, you want something in exchange, fair enough. I can send you some juicy dick pics if that's your thing Fap* I see you just got the memo! Pretty alright I'm willing to meet you halfway, what about you give me your snapchat? Promise you I won't send anything you don't ask for, and whatever you send, well it's Snapchat, it deletes. Or at the very least can you share your Instagram? An extra follower never hurt much spf3005 12:55 PM I mean it's already set here, just a glimpse on that video bruh 2 ew no spf3005 1:29 PM anyone nah you got the wrong idea man Don't hate the player, hate the game And I can do my things and you yours I don't want anything in exchange 19% 53% how does all of that make u a friend Imao spt3005 3:07 PM I don't have a barrier up dyou know how friendship worksv why would I wanna help u Cum, my insta is too personal and what dyou think l'd send on snap? There's just certain kinds of people I know I don't want as my friends and I don't click with sry my attitudes too "negative" for you an that I didn't do exactly what you want because you were so "supportive" and "polite" It's like you have this barrier all around you and you don't let someone new approach. We get it, you have issues, everyone does. Yes, did I overdid it with cumming for you? Yes. But except that I'm just having a normal convo with you, or at least I try, cuz you have this negative attitude from the very first Have you ever heard "the nice deed of the day"? Or how karma points work? The nicer you are to strangers, the more chances that something nice will happen to you. Gorgeous, I'm doing you actually a favor here! Help me cum And universe will help you, isn't it obvious? wow I should feel so honoured a stranger took time to deal with my shit Imao 6 moment PM And okay if it's personal, don't share it, but Snapchat? Come on that thing is harmless Even when I wrote you that supportive first message, a stranger took time to deal with your shit and write you a nice word. And all you said was thanks Whatever, my gf is back finally tomorrow so I'll get to see an actual gorgeous person, inside and outside. Dunno what I even found interesting about you in the first place, the only you got going on is not being overweight, which I guess is something nowadays in the US. Well not here in Europe. Being horny really makes me blind. Whatever, don't reply to this 4 And depends, are you going out later on? You can send me a pic of you prepared ready to go out Like fuck that, I'm just wasting my time here l understand if you feel messy atm Message b Tho I would very much still jerk off to it msg highlights of my convo with this guy.. people might ask why I bothered talking to him, the convo was entertaining tho
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