'He's always waiting patiently every time I cook bacon' 😂🥓 - @theebrunobartlett
Lmao bringing this back
What have I done?!
this makes me extremely uncomfortable 📸: @awstenknight
never forget when i was working as a waitress and a woman told ME off because her eggs were “so raw they would give her salmonella” first of...
Fucking TOAST! https://t.co/XB0v1IHyJC
2018 Receiving Yards Leaders! (Through Week 1) https://t.co/b9nbNrAbcK
All about that toast life
Toast is beautiful.
a hero, that's who
I wouldn't even cook for myself. Follow @couple for more couple goals. - By @gyung_studio _ 9gag couple couplesgoals
The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit
BEASTMODE carries the WHOLE defense into the end zone! #LARvsOAK #RaiderNation https://t.co/KF12UVZ9jQ
This is me
woahwoahwoah i say as i dump my 3 week old cucumber into the trash
So Good. So Good. @memes
Grandparents always have the best advice!
Call me Martha Stewart
The trick is to under cook the onions. https://t.co/ZhcTaBSLKE
im bored, someone comment some stupid funny shit@in the comments
Women always ask me what I'm looking for in a Woman. Well here it is: One that's drop dead gorgeous, thicc, works out, intelligent, kind, Lo...
Every time I cook from a box. macandcheese cooking 9gag
Girls can’t cook anymore in 2018 this is sad 😞
Latinas be cooking some good spicy shit
In a pinch, you can pour Monster Energy into a champagne glass. She won't realize it until she takes a sip.
And you best believe I’m marching my ass out the door if you offer me Cook’s 🥂🍾 (@onememebitch)
An icon, a king
Throw the whole microwave away or cook in 30 sec intervals
No in between
Chiefs follow my OC meme page @leftywzp and I’ll give you a big smooch
Sounds like a plan to me 😁 Follow @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to @Vikings RB @dalvincook! 🎉 https://t.co/N7iHy8Nwv8
Wrong they can’t cook nothing but ramen noodles
Need that!💯 @whosjoeyboy
<p>A 61-year old bi dude used Grindr to organize a “BBQ not n orgy” via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LTjcAl">https...
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