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Shit, Soon..., and Target: m vp sketch ho 141 skerch wre Why would I tell you? binart: look at this behind the scenes shit… you can really see how much my own style bleeds through when i don’t look at references pffftthankfully like 70 pages in i started to see the benefits of warm-ups/using lots of references. i tried to stay away from them in the beginning of BPJ, which in retrospect was pretty foolish! my goal is to LITERALLY EMULATE THE SHOW’S STYLE, so why rely on my own garbage memory when there are FOUR ENTIRE SEASONS WORTH OF REFERENCES?here’s an example of earlier pages to show you what i meanlike whatever. it’s fine. it’s lance. but you can clearly tell something’s off. I CAN CLEARLY TELL SOMETHING’S OFF.compare it to thisDOESN’T IT LOOK SO MUCH MORE LANCEY? it’s still not perfect (see: the nose especially) but it’s significantly better! there are a bunch of pages i’m going to rework down the road, and it’s so frustrating because SOME OF THE SHOTS WERE SO COOL!! but they would look even cooler… if they looked More Canoni even looked up a reference for a galra sentry but not LANCE. hubris… ^^ good lance and lil keith^^^^ REAL GOOD LANCE OH MAN^^^ then Bargain Lance™ My Brain Created By Itselfsometimes your brain just needs a little bit of help remembering what shit looks like ok. REFERENCES ARE GREAT FOR THATanyway i’ve got like 300 bpj psds and sais i’ll be taking a look through soon, so if i come across anything neat i’ll post them! 
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Bitch, Bruh, and Fucking: k1113rkitty: fantastic-nonsense: fantastic-nonsense: okay but the screenwriter for Thor: Ragnarok is obviously intimately aware of what it's like to have siblings because like... the snake scene? Bickering at every opportunity? Throwing things at each other for no real reason? "You know this guy?" "I have no idea who this person is"? Smirking when your sibling does something cool because 'nothing but respect for MY sibling' and then turning around and punching each other in the face right afterward? Stabbing each other for fun and then going 'oh come on you big baby, that didn't even hurt? The fucking Get Help' scene? Like bruh...that is some Truth in Hollywood right there In honor of this post reaching 10K notes, I have more examples of Siblinghood Done Right in Ragnarok: e *parent leaves the area "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" . "You're just...the worst. *internally bitch Iam the only one that gets to kill my sibling back off! That little conciliatory pat on the back Loki gives to Thor after Thor says "Jane and I dumped each other" "I swear I left it right here" *casually talking to each other about something mundane with the underlying threat of violence everpresent in both of your voices* e . casual jibes and banter about the way each other dresses ("Why would I do that? I'm not a witch." "Then why do you dress like one?") "YES! THAT'S WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!" e but also the concealed worry about your sibling getting actually hurt, even though you know they'll probably be fine Loki's extremely obvious eyerolling when those girls approach Thor in public and ask for a selfie * *sibling walks in while you're trying to cause trouble and enjoy yourselfk "oh shit" I don't even have a sibling, and I get it. Siblings, theyre just like that [Thor: Ragnarok spoilers]
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Empire, Fall, and Food: BEANS MOLE J MEAT CHBESE RKE CILAVIZO SALsA Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Lucky Shirt in Comedy Corner mybigfatgaylife: its-rowark: misanthrobot: rowan-oak-o-flow: delgt: xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain: You’re an idiot. Let me further explain: Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern. Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY. When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito. And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what: Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND. Nope. My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET. You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers. And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE. What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN. I just want a burrito. In conclusion: You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys. UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”: A fucking fork? I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD. If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER. That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL. Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS. A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now. People eat burritos with forks? God is sorry he made us. (Source) I always need this on my blog. I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning.  Yes @kirkfuffle MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST IS BACK. Finally! I wanted to show this to my brother and I’ve been waiting over a year for it to come back! I want this post and one of the “be nice to underpaid workers” posts to fight it out in the Tumblr Performative Progressivism Thunderdome.
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