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Alive, Apparently, and Children: write-it-motherfuckers Person A: "Have you ever tasted human flesh before?" Person B: "Do you want me to answer that truthfully?" hetalian801 I'd try it tbh if it was legal write-it-motherfuckers You'd be surprised how many would. princess-peridot It's technically not illegal. There are just no legal ways to get human flesh. write-it-motherfuckers Not illegal where you are at least. thingsthatcouldbewritingprompts just eat your own skin cowards write-it-motherfuckers That's not how it works. shirashipz Imean.. if someone else killed the person... then can I eat the flesh? write-it-motherfuckers Apparently if it's in the us, then you only need permission from the person. I'm not sure about elsewhere. shirashipz Cool Wait... If I'm not human... Then am I allowed to eat humanS? It's not canabalism if I'm not hooman write-it-motherfuckers Legally I don't believe so unfortunately Darling. hetalian801 Is it legal if you get someone else to kill for you write-it-motherfuckers No. hetalian801 oH WELL my-smol-universe It's not illegal if you're into vore with consent... Or if nobody realizes it. Well, whatever suits you better. write-it-motherfuckers 1H regret starting this entire conversation acornspice Adding onto this in case no one knew of this.... But flesh harvesting is real Human leather exists. Look it up. They make wallets write-it-motherfuckers Sounds immensely shady, and no I totally didn't instantly want a leather art journal jayxtheomniverse You can buy various body parts on the black market. Skin goes for an average of $10 per square inch. rivkae-winters Everyone has thought about it at some point, we live in a horror filled environment l'm pretty sure l'm not the only one who started reading steven king in middle school or thinks that 'blood red' is a legitimately pretty color.(l'm surprised I haven't already done insomnia fueled research on that black market) But really, I love how this entire chain just ignores(or doesn't know about- ignorance is not a sin but learning is a virtue) the fact that prion diseases exist. Now for some admittedly scary or at least off putting science things What is a prion disease? In layman's terms its just a misfolded protein or a LOT of misfolded proteins (remember from any bio class form-function so if a protein is misfolded it will not preform the correct function or any function at all sometimes) and one of the way humans can get them if it is not genetic like FFI (Fatal Familial Insomnia) is cannibalism! Now for my all time favorite piece of nightmare fuel ever: introducing Kuru! Kuru was first scene in epidemic proportions in the Fore Tribe's population during the 1950's and 1960's when there long practice of having women and young children (those of pure souls to cleanse the dead one's souls) ritualistically eat the dead at funerals caught up to them. Of course not everyone died immediately and Kuru's incubation period is almost scary to me with how much it varies and how long it is you could either start having symptoms a year from consumption or 60! And the symptoms are what really creeps me out and fascinates me about this disease. The symptoms often start(or start being noticeable)with tremors(hence the name 'kuru' as the word for 'to shake' in the native language of the Fore people is Kuria or Guria), limb pain, a difficulty walking or with coordination can precede the tremors as many people who had the disease may have already been quite old as the incubation period is so long. Elderly age can also somewhat account for slurred speech though not really. Then it gets terrifying and weird really quickly as you start to loose control of your emotions with compulsive laughing, crying, and mood swings at random intervals. You also loose the ability to grasp objects but that pales in comparison to the random laughing that gives Kuru the epithet 'the laughing disease What causes these symptoms? Well Kuru literally eats your gray matter alive causing it to resemble a cratered sponge more than a piece of the human brain! What about a cure? You might ask. There is none! In fact, according to: Disease's Daily [further research does back this up but doesn't state it as clearly] The best cure is prevention- aka it might be rare but just don't consume human flesh or human flesh bi-products! For a nice and full explanation with all the interesting and weird details: NIH (National institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke) has one that more info on prions the important stuff in a bit more detail. includes in general the Prion Alliance has a page talking about human prion diseases in general and a more general prion info page. The CDC also has lots of info available if you want to know more write-it-motherfuckers You have no idea how excited I am that someone brought it up. I've been waiting for it. Thank you for sharing it with us Darling- eviternalexhaustion Reblogging for the prion part bc im a science nerd and have always found prions interesting my-smol-universe Nevermind. My friends, listen to smart people. Don't eat your family. We don't want you to suddenly laugh at their funeral. It's not worth the risk. happygamingbubbleswith memes Okay, I have to say, that part about the Piron disease and Kuru interested me. What can I say? I love this kind of mess! #long post #motherfucking chain post 2,640 notes Remember, It’s Not Cannibalism If They’re Not Human
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Anime, Books, and Computers: Slayer-top 0.1% of all males Gods among men, the absolute genetic elite, the pinnical Chad-top 5% of all males The archetype of the sterotypical high school jock. 6ft minimum good frame of mankind. These guys were made in creafor himself. Loved and adored by women, feared and -larg e and square jaw respected by men. Extremely attractive and sexually successful. Slayers maintain large harems of high quality prime women. They don't bother with cuck LTRs until late large and robust frame with broad in some areas precludes them from ever ascending later optimal high test hormonal profile naturally above average muscle mas propinquity, a top tier Chad can enjoy many of the societal and status benefits that are are ready to settle down with the naturally above average mu pick of the litter from their harem. Even after marriage they keep a side piece or two to quench t awarded to Slayers. Chads are athle 0 exceptional athleticism and dating come easily and naturally to Chad,moderately dominant presence Women are very fond of Chad, and their primal instincts are constan low inhibition, but alsos ck one down. They get by with the occasional one relationships with prime woman. Basically Chads are Normies don't even come close to these guys Ince-30% of all males Normie-50% of all males The normies make up the bulk of the male popu They are average or de perhaps only excelling in a single attribute be deficient face and frame -low test hormos annkletism if tallBesides being a point low test hormonal profile s their complete and utter ure with woman. Although or ports invoivement andovartbest many normies are have a chance of getting LTR'd by one of Chads ope - high or low IQ a top tier normie could ascend into bottom tier Chad tatus, but this has become incre ce the introduction of social media because it may have a deformity may be neuro-atypical ocially underdeveloped meek and anxious pre women find them repulsive. Because of hypergamy has made it near impossible fake y Normies are neuro-typical and thus able maintain a even bottom of the barrel women do not want anything to do with them and would LTR material Incels cope by deeply immersing themselves n an attept to forget about women all give normies the same respect awarded to Chads and SIa Despite being 'average' looking they are sexuall t incapable of eliciti yers Normes struggle with women and dating ing that incredible, raw, primal are seen as cucks or be t that engorges a woman when she o manipulate and exploit. Women are y begrudgingly put up with Normies they hate ir and coordination, they are predisposed to indoor and socially unacceptable hobbies such as hardcore gaming computers, comic books, anime, table top games incels are capable of maintaining social circles with other ormies with something to offer get money, a nice car, or the status that being in ar with a Chad on the side. A normie might 'get lucky' once or twice in a lifetime with a one night stand, but in practical terms their only hope at escaping i some are neuro-atypica uffering from aspergers, bipolar disorder, depres which can prohibit them from forming any lasting friendships hip with Chad's leftovers: the averagel r committing to them ing women who are forced to 'settle' because Chad Rs, normies are doomed Genetic Trash-the bottom 14.9% of all males ng since forgotten, the infant ge hurled from the precipices so the poor soul would not be uffer through such a tormenting and hellish poorly constructed frame defective endocrine system existence. There is no hope one or more deformities environment that their apathetic and heartless mothers ocially crippled lopmental period, and a baby The biological degradation brought about by modern c lection and of a eugenic mentality) and the liberalism and This is true. It's all true

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Apple, Drug Dealer, and God: SHORT, CLEAN JOKES I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile." You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything." The Buddhist gives him a fifty, and the vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks for change and the vendor replies, "Change comes from within." What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile. WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWW! What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction What is the resemblance between a areen apple and a red apple? They re both red except for the green one. What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? How do you make holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it. Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist. If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
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Bones, Children, and Fucking: 59.4k This is a gym in 2025. Water cools the body at a much higher rate than air. It's also a better workout for the body, as a low impact environment that's easier on the joints and feet. i.imgur.com/Zk5bMT... /r/ALL 12.9k points 7 hours ago edited 5 hours ago ↓ No one's mentioned it yet so maybe I'm just dense and missing the joke. But I'm like 90% sure this is a physical therapy device used so people can gain strength and coordination in their legs/lower body without putting their full weight on what's probably an injured or atrophied limb. It's also probably not going to replace a classic treadmill any time soon because it's more expensive to buy, operate, and maintain. EDIT: This title is seriously fucking with me because it's pretty much bullshit. The original use isn't interesting enough so you just make shit up? Not very cash money of you op. Reply Give Award Share Report Save ly 432 points 6 hours ago (9 children) t 164 points It's also probably not going to replace a classic treadmill any time soon because it's more expensive to buy, operate, and maintain 6 hours ago And because out of water exercise is a lot more brutal but also needed for strong bones. Only running and exercising in water isn't gonna have that often overlooked benefit. Reply Give Award Share Report Save 75 points 6 hours ago This. Weight bearing exercise is essential for strong bones. There's also evidence that compressive forces on cartilage, as produced by running, are beneficial to cartilage Reply Give Award Share Report Save 6 points 4 hours ago There's also evidence that without the effects of gravity, you will lose a lot of bone density and muscle tone with enough time. See: astronauts Reply Give Award Share Report Save What was the point in making this up?
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Facts, The Office, and American: NO Russian collusion, NO conspiracy, NO coordination, NO obstruction, and NO crimes. From U.S. Attorney General William Barr on the Mueller Report the Special Counsel found no evidence that any Americans - including anyone associated with the Trump campaign - conspired or coordinated with the Russian government or the IRA in carrying out this illegal scheme the Special Counsel's report did not find any evidence that members of the Trump campaign or anyone associated with the campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its hacking operations. In other words, there was no evidence of Trump campaign "collusion" with the Russian government's hacking The Special Counsel also investigated whether any member or affiliate of the Trump campaign encouraged or otherwise played a role in these dissemination efforts. Under applicable law, publication of these types of materials would not be criminal unless the publisher also participated in the underlying hacking conspiracy. Here too, the Special Counsel's report did not find that any person associated with the Trump campaign illegally participated in the dissemination of the materials Finally, the Special Counsel investigated a number of "links" or "contacts" between Trump Campaign officials and individuals connected with the Russian government during the 2016 presidential campaign. After reviewing those contacts the Special Counsel did not find any conspiracy to violate U.S. law involving Russia-linked persons and any persons associated with the Trump campaign. After carefully reviewing the facts and legal theories outlined in the report, and in consultation with the Office of Legal Counsel and other Department lawyers, the Deputy Attorney General and I concluded that the evidence developed by the Special Counsel is not sufficient to establish that the President committed an obstruction-of-justice offense." the President confirmed that, in the interests of transparency and full disclosure to the American people, he would not assert privilege over the Special Counsel's report. Accordingly, the public report am releasing today contains redactions only for the four categories that I previously outlined, and no material has been redacted based on executive privilege. All the relevant parts of Barr's statement

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Crime, Fbi, and Inception: U.S. Department of Justice from a bank whose CEO was then seeking a position in the Trump Administration); allegations that Papadopoulos committed a crime or crimes by acting as an unregistered agent of the Israeli government; and four sets of allegations invovig ihael Flynn, the former National Security Advisor to President Trump On October 20, 2017, the Acting Attorney General con firmed in a memorandun Special Counsel's investigative authority as to several individuals and entities. Fst, "as part of a ull and thoroug investigation of the Russian government's e forts to ipkerfere in the 2016 presidential elect on," the Special Counsel was authorized to invesigate "he pertinent activities of Michael Coher, Richard Gates Personal Privacy Ros er Stond, and Confirmat on of the authorization to vestigate such individua s," the memorandum of them stre sed, "does not suggest that the Special Coun l has made a determination mmitted a crime. Second, with respect to Mi hael Cohen, the memorandum recognized the Special Counsel's autherity to investigate "leads re to Cohen's establishment and use of Essential Consultants LLC to memorandum memorialized the Special Counsel's auth ity to investigate individuals and entities who were possibly engaged in "jointly undertaker aivy" with existing subjects of the ivestigation, including Pavl Manafort. Firally, the memor dum described an FBI investi ation opened before the Special Counsel's appointmen' int "a legations that [then-Attorney G nejal eff Sessions] made false statements to the Uni ed Sta es Senate[,]" and confi med the Sp cial Co nsel's authority to investi ate that atter alia, receive funa from Russian-backed entities." Third, the The Special Counsel structured the investigation in ew o his power and authority "to cise all investigative and prosecutorial functions of any U ited Sntes Attorney." 28 C.F.R 600.6. Like a U.S. Attorney's Office, the Special Counse Offic considered a range of classified and unclassified information avilable to the FBI in the course of the Office's Russia investigation, and tl e Office structured hat work around evidence for possible use in prosecutions of federal crimes (ssuming that one or more cimes were identified tlat warranted prosecution) There w s substant al evidence imined ately available to the Special Consel at the inception of the investi tion ir May 2017 because the FBI had, by that time, alread investigated Russian election intei rence for carly 10 months. The Special Counsel's Office excised its judgment regarding what in vestigate and did not, for instance, investig te every public iort of a contact between the Trum Campaign and Russian-affiliated individualsnd entities The Office has ncluded its investigation intolinlss and cool linalion between e Russian government and individuais associat d ith the Trurip Cmp ign. Ce ain oroceedngs associated eputy Attorney onsi lity for those remaîing issues to other comp nents with the Office's work remain ongoi g. Ater consiltation with the Offie o Office has taserre ener of the Depar.ent of Jusce a lists those transfers d FB ppen Two dis ict couts cont rmed the breadth of the Special Counse's authorty to investigate ee United 321 F Office Rus a election terference an links and/or coordination witthe Tfump Campai States Manajort, 312 F. Supp. 3d 60, 79-83 (D.D.C. 2 Supp. 3d 640, 650-655 (E.D. Va. 2018). In the corse of co ucting that investigation, t periodically identied eviden Special Co ited StatesMan potential crimina activity hat was outside the scope s authority established by the Ading Attorney General. After consultatio n with 12 Anyone else see something different?

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Fbi, Period, and The Office: The Office could not reliably determine Manafort's purpose in sharing internal polling data did not see a downside to sharing campaign information, and told Gates that his role in the Campaign would with Kilimnik during the campaign period. Manafort rand Jury 840 The email was drafted in Kilimnik's DMP email account (in English) Investigative Technique 841 According to the President's written answers, he does not remember Manafort communicating to him any particular positions that Ukraine or Russia would want the United States to support. Written Responses of Donald J. Trump (Nov. 20, 2018), at 16-17 (Response to Question IV, Part (d). 842 Manafort made several false statements during debriefings. Based on that conduct, the Office determined that Manafort had breached his plea agreement and could not be a cooperating witness. The judge presiding in Manafort's D.C. criminal case found by a preponderance of the evidence that Manafort intentionally made multiple false statements to the FBI, the Office, and the grand jury concerning his interactions and communications with Kilimnik (and concerning two other issues). Although the report refers at times to Manafort's statements, it does so only when those statements are sufficiently corroborated to be trustworthy, to identify issues on which Manafort's untruthful responses may themselves be of evidentiary value, or to provide Manafort's explanations for certain events, even when we were unable to determine whether that explanation was credible 130 U.S. Department of Justice y-Worle-Predeet / May be "good for business" and potentially a way to be made whole for work he previously completed in the Ukraine. As to Deripaska, Manafort claimed that by sharing campaign information with him, Deripaska might see value in their relationship and resolve a "disagreement"-a reference to one or more outstanding lawsuits. Because of questions about Manafort's credibility and our limited ability to gather evidence on what happened to the polling data after it was sent to Kilimnik, the Office could not assess what Kilimnik (or others he may have given it to) did with it. The Office did not identify evidence of a connection between Manafort's sharing polling data and Russia's interference in the election, which had already been reported by U.S. media outlets at the time of the August 2 meeting. The investigation did not establish that Manafort otherwise coordinated with the Russian government on its election-interference efforts Manafort told the Office that he did not believe Kilimnik was working as a Russian "spy."859 The FBI, however, assesses that Kilimnik has ties to Russian intelligence.60 Several pieces of the Office's evidence-including witness interviews and emails obtained through court authorized search warrants-support that assessment Gates also reported that Manafort instructed him in April 2016 or early May 2016 to send Kilimnik Campaign internal polling data and other updates so that Kilimnik, in turn, could share it with Ukrainian oligarchs.888 Gates understood that the information would also be shared with Deripaska that he did not know why Manafort wanted him to send polling information, but Gates thought it was a way to showcase Manafort's work, and Manafort wanted to open doors to jobs after the Trump Campaign ended.89Gates said that Manafort's instruction included sending internal polling data prepared for the Trump Campaign by pollster Tony Fabrizio.391 Fabrizio had worked with Manafort for years and was brought into the Campaign by Manafort. Gates stated that, in accordance with Manafort's instruction, he periodically sent Kilimnik polling data via WhatsApp; Gates then deleted the communications on a daily basis.892 Gates further told the Office that, after Manafort left the Campaign in mid-August, Gates sent Kilimnik polling data less frequently and that the data he sent was more publicly available information and less internal data.893 Grand Jury 889 Gates reported to the Office Second, Manafort briefed Kilimnik on the state of the Trump Campaign and Manafort's plan to win the election.930 That briefing encompassed the Campaign's messaging and its internal polling data. According to Gates, it also included discussion of "battleground" states, whiclh Manafort identified as Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Minnesota.931 Manafort did not refer explicitly to "battleground" states in his telling of the August 2 discussion Grand Jury The next time someone says there is no evidence of coordination, say "intent is hard to prove" and then show them this.

The next time someone says there is no evidence of coordination, say "intent is hard to prove" and then show them this.

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Fall, Fashion, and Fbi: This report is submitted to the Attorney General pursuant to 28 C.F.R. 600.8(c), which tates that, "Talt the conclusion of the Special Counsel's work, he. shall provide the Attorney General a confidential report explaining the prosecution or declination decisions [the Special Counsel] reached. The Russian government interfered in the 2016 presidential election in sweeping and systematic fashion. Evidence of Russian government operations began to surface in mid-2016. In June, the Democratic National Committee and its cyber response team publicly announced that Russian hackers had compromised its computer network. Releases of hacked materials-hacks that public reporting soon attributed to the Russian government-began that same month. Additional releases followed in July through the organization WikiLeaks, with further releases in October and November , a foreign government contacted the FBI about a May 2016 encounter with Trump Campaign foreign policy dvisor George Papadopoulos. Papadopoulos had suggested to a representative of that foreign vernment that the Trump Campaign had received indications from the Russian government that it could assist the Campaign through the anonymous release of information damaging to Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. That information prompted the FBI on July 31, 2016, to open an investigation into whether individuals associated with the Trump Campaign In late July 2016, soon after WikiLeaks's first release of stolen documents ere coordinating with the Russian government in its interference activities. That fall, two federal agencies jointly announced that the Russian government directe recent compromises of e-mails from US persons and institutions, including US organizations," and, "[tlhese thefts and disclosures are intended t intertere with the US process." After the election, in late December 2016, the United States imposed sanctions on Russia election having interfered in the election. By early 2017, several congressional committees were examining Russia's interference in the election Within the Executive Branch, these investigatory efforts ultimately led to the May 2017 appointment of Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller, III The order appointing the Special Counsel authorized him to investigate "the Russian government's efforts to interfere in the 2016 presidential election," including any links or coordination between the Russian government and individuals associated with the Trump Campaign As set forth in detail in this report, the Special Counsel's investigation established that Russia interfered in the 2016 presidential election principally through two operations. First Russian entity carried out a social media campaign that favored presidential candidate Donald J Trump and disparaged presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Second, a Russian intelligence service conducted computer-intrusion operations against entities, employees, and volunteers working on the Clinton Campaign and then released stolen documents. The investigation als identified numerous links between the Russian government and the Trump Campaign. Although the investigation established that the Russian government perceived it would benefit from a Trump presidency and worked to secure that outcome, and that the Campaign expected it would benefit How Democrats are reading the Muller report. Picking and choosing what they want to see.

How Democrats are reading the Muller report. Picking and choosing what they want to see.

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Apparently, Cars, and Children: Like Share 2 hrs G So apparently some open-mic blond white lady who likes to wear a MAGA hat and mouth off to other comics during their sets got herself a black eye and is now crying about it on social media Let's get something straight here, a MAGA hat is not just a hat. It is a l recognized symbol of hatred, racism, xenophobia, homophobia, misor creeping authoritarianism. It is a public announcement that you perso support Trump's declaration that Mexicans are rapists and drug deale O want to ban Muslims from traveling to our country. You want to strip trans troops of their right to serve their country. You approve of kidnapping thousands of immigrant children from their asylum-seeking parents and then losing them into a network of concentration camps where they've been sexually assaulted and have even died. MIC Wearing a MAGA hat announces you're okay with Trump's treasonous coordination with Russia to steal the 2016 election. You're okay with his calls to violence against protestors at his rallies, his calls to violence against the press which has led to multiple bombs being mailed to media offices. You're cool with his non stop attacks on our law enforcement and intelligence communities as they present more and more evidence of his lifetime of crimes. You're fine with his demonization of the dozens of women who have come forward to accuse him of sexual harassment, assault, and even rape Your MAGA hat says you're behind him when he intimidates witnesses on Twitter, obstructs justice in plain sight by firing the people investigating him, or even those who aren't adequately protecting him from justice. You're onboard with him fiagrantly lying more than 9,000 times in just over two years Your MAGA hat says you're on the side of the people who mail bombs to democratic politicians, the people who run over protestors with cars, the people who burn black churches and shoot-up synagogues. Your MAGA hat is a declaration of your fealty to the destruction of our pluralistic society, and your open hatred for more than half of the people who ive in it. Your MAGA hat says you're fine with lawlessness as long as it is in service of your racist, proto-fascist agenda. Your MAGA hat is a threat of violence against everyone who doesn't look, think, pray, and love exactly like you. And since you're fine with lawlessness, and since you're cool with violence to advance your intolerance, guess who doesn't get to cry about it when someone takes the law into their own hands and socks you in your stupid face for threatening them, their friends, their families, and the soul of our nation? You. You don't get to cry about it. Play fascist games, win fascist prizes P.S. And for all the pearl-clutchers who will doubtless say "But a man should never hit a woman!" don't worry, I'm sure we can find some roller derby lesbians willing to throw an elbow or two 52 22 Comments 14 Shares Like Share View 6 more comments Male feminist writes rant on why he's fine with violence towards Republican women
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