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(🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of y’all ain’t smart. Actually y’all dumb (low key 😂). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. “Smash wayment. U saying even if I’m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? 🤔” I’m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ain’t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ain’t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like “bam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.” But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldn’t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY 😂. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why it’s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE 👏 A 👏 M 👏. Now look I’m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. I’m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like “wow he up at 5 am damn.” Nah. I’m up to email y’all a$$es before snoozing 😂. But if y’all wanna assume then good 😊. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! 😂😂😂: This is how I like to wake my good girl. (🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of y’all ain’t smart. Actually y’all dumb (low key 😂). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. “Smash wayment. U saying even if I’m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? 🤔” I’m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ain’t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ain’t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like “bam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.” But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldn’t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY 😂. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why it’s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE 👏 A 👏 M 👏. Now look I’m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. I’m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like “wow he up at 5 am damn.” Nah. I’m up to email y’all a$$es before snoozing 😂. But if y’all wanna assume then good 😊. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! 😂😂😂
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So yesterday I'm bending over in my office to pick something up and boom, the butt seam of my suit pants breaks because BigAssProblems. Now usually I got a sewing kit with me in my gym bag but yesterday was a rest day. So reluctantly I'm like "let me bug Susan the head of HR because in addition to people flooding her with questions about whether or not they can pay for Plan B out of their FlexSpend account, lemme be the asshole who asks her if she got a sewing kit." Not only does she have one, she says she'll bring it right by. She knocks on my door and I'm like "ayeee thank you!!" And she says "no problem smash! Is there something I can sew for you?" She ain't even ask it like a 'fake ask', neither - she was dead ass. Bruh. BRUH. At that moment all I could think of was all the assholes in corporate America who's ever crossed the line and asked a senior woman to do something degrading AS FVCK. Get them lunch. Get their cleaning. All the shit u poor women did in the 70s and 80s for overbearing assholes who don't believe a woman is there for any purpose other than to support them. So in 2017, even as women run companies (Meg Whitman) and countries (Angela Merkel), a senior woman at my firm asked if she could sew my pants. What I said: "thank you Susan but I'm good, I can sew!!" What I should have said: "SUSAN - NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT NEED TO SEW MY PANTS - BUT IF ANY MAN EVER ASKS YOU TO SEW SOMETHING EVER AGAIN - WHETHER A SHIRT OR DRESS PANTS FULL OF HIS BUTTSWEAT - COME SEE ME SO HE COULD GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS." Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂: the kind of cuddle puddle l want to be in @DrSmashlove So yesterday I'm bending over in my office to pick something up and boom, the butt seam of my suit pants breaks because BigAssProblems. Now usually I got a sewing kit with me in my gym bag but yesterday was a rest day. So reluctantly I'm like "let me bug Susan the head of HR because in addition to people flooding her with questions about whether or not they can pay for Plan B out of their FlexSpend account, lemme be the asshole who asks her if she got a sewing kit." Not only does she have one, she says she'll bring it right by. She knocks on my door and I'm like "ayeee thank you!!" And she says "no problem smash! Is there something I can sew for you?" She ain't even ask it like a 'fake ask', neither - she was dead ass. Bruh. BRUH. At that moment all I could think of was all the assholes in corporate America who's ever crossed the line and asked a senior woman to do something degrading AS FVCK. Get them lunch. Get their cleaning. All the shit u poor women did in the 70s and 80s for overbearing assholes who don't believe a woman is there for any purpose other than to support them. So in 2017, even as women run companies (Meg Whitman) and countries (Angela Merkel), a senior woman at my firm asked if she could sew my pants. What I said: "thank you Susan but I'm good, I can sew!!" What I should have said: "SUSAN - NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT NEED TO SEW MY PANTS - BUT IF ANY MAN EVER ASKS YOU TO SEW SOMETHING EVER AGAIN - WHETHER A SHIRT OR DRESS PANTS FULL OF HIS BUTTSWEAT - COME SEE ME SO HE COULD GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS." Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
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thedeadlysnake: liberalsarecool: macleod: Bernie Sanders is by far the most qualified and experienced candidate. On the other side: Trump has zero years and Ted ‘Calgary’ Cruz has three. So Bernie is the outsider one minute, the next he’s the most experienced. Sorry… You don’t get to have it both ways. he’s considered the outsider and the underdog not because he has less experience but because he is an independent (a hard thing to be in America) , is ignored by the media, and has never been bought out by corporate America unlike Clinton who is and has always been an establishment candidate and who has always been EXPECTED to win the presidency since Bush left. no one is having it both ways. Being an underdog is not a function of how much experience you have; it’s a function of how easily people dismiss you for being “old” “crazy” “socialist” “too extreme” etc. : MYTH: Hillary Clinton is the candidate with the most experience MYTH BUSTED Years in Elected Office Hillary Clinton 8 Bernie Sanders 32 Senator Years in Political Office Hillary Clinton 12 Bernie Sanders 32 Congressman Secretary of State First Lady Senator Mayor 8 yrs 12 yrs 32 yrs Women FACT: Bernie has the most experience Bernie www.Women4Bernie.us thedeadlysnake: liberalsarecool: macleod: Bernie Sanders is by far the most qualified and experienced candidate. On the other side: Trump has zero years and Ted ‘Calgary’ Cruz has three. So Bernie is the outsider one minute, the next he’s the most experienced. Sorry… You don’t get to have it both ways. he’s considered the outsider and the underdog not because he has less experience but because he is an independent (a hard thing to be in America) , is ignored by the media, and has never been bought out by corporate America unlike Clinton who is and has always been an establishment candidate and who has always been EXPECTED to win the presidency since Bush left. no one is having it both ways. Being an underdog is not a function of how much experience you have; it’s a function of how easily people dismiss you for being “old” “crazy” “socialist” “too extreme” etc. 

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<p><a href="http://australianpikachu.tumblr.com/post/120551277242/why-do-they-write-about-us-as-if-were-aliens-from" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">australianpikachu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>why do they write about us as if we’re aliens from outer space or something lmao</p></blockquote>: Millennials are just like everyone else Business Insider Australia - för 7 timmar sedan Writing for Bloomberg Briefs on Monday, Douglas Duncan and Sara Shahdad of Fannie Mae note that millennials want to own houses just as Do Millennials Need Fun Banking? New York Times (blog) - 1 timme sedan Millennials, writes Danny Crichton at TechCrunch, aren't satisfied with traditional banks (this of course leaves open the question of whether 3 ways employers can engage millennials at work Fortune - för 3 timmar sedan A profound change is on the horizon for corporate America as millennials (born between 1980 and 2000) are poised to make up as much as The blame game-why it's not all millennials' fault CNBC - 1 juni 2015 What's more, millennials aren't the only group to adopt digital and mobile technologies, including 34 percent of online shoppers who are olkde Millennials are just like you were, but with better technology MarketWatch - 1 juni 2015 Utforska på djupet (2 artiklar till) <p><a href="http://australianpikachu.tumblr.com/post/120551277242/why-do-they-write-about-us-as-if-were-aliens-from" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">australianpikachu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>why do they write about us as if we’re aliens from outer space or something lmao</p></blockquote>

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