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Bad, Barber, and Barbie: This is how she looks every time we're cooking and not giving her anything So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF πŸ˜‚. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a β€˜cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic πŸ˜‚. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! β€œI’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF πŸ˜‚. β€œSmash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me πŸ˜‚. β€œwow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Memes, Corvette, and πŸ€–: when you're a brat but you don't really care I truly don't but you tried πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€—πŸ˜˜ I'm spoiled but still super sweet 🍰🍦🍭 @little_red_corvette_ @little_red_corvette_ πŸ‘£β€οΈπŸ‘£β€οΈπŸ‘£β€οΈπŸ‘£β€οΈπŸ‘£ spoiled but sweet xoxo

I truly don't but you tried πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€—πŸ˜˜ I'm spoiled but still super sweet 🍰🍦🍭 @little_red_corvette_ @little_red_corvette_ πŸ‘£β€οΈπŸ‘£β€οΈπŸ‘£β€οΈπŸ‘£β€οΈπŸ‘£ spoiled ...

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Dad, Corvette, and Years: I restored a 1977 Corvette with my Dad over the last few years

I restored a 1977 Corvette with my Dad over the last few years

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Memes, Corvette, and πŸ€–: me on the internet vs me in real life Dont let my ig fool u im lame afff in real life πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ repost @little_red_corvette_ @little_red_corvette_ go give her a follow 😚😚

Dont let my ig fool u im lame afff in real life πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ repost @little_red_corvette_ @little_red_corvette_ go give her a follow 😚😚

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