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Fake, Food, and Friends: BRUCE The Wizard The Neckbeard The Brad The Incel The Thad The Virgin The Lad The Chad Watches pro wrestling and realizes that suspension of Wears all dark/neutral colors Generally a jackass due to being constantly stuck in mediocraty Watches pro wrestling and makes fun of it for being fake. DOESN'T LIFT BUT TAKES Is involuntarily celabut, has absolutely no faith in his ability to ever land a date for the Watches pro wrestling and fully believes that what he is watching is a Wants no attention on himself. Has a neckbeard, thinks it looks good despite all 3 of his friends telling him it's disgusting. STEROIDS ANYWAY. Doesn't ever lift. Not even to lift food into his disbelief is integral to the art form, so he plays along. mouth, has a system of robots designed to spoonfeed him rest of his life, and is probably correct in his lack of faith legitimate sporting event. Can get girls to like him, but only wants to hook up. Lifts all the time and takes steroids HAS NEVER EVEN SEEN A GIRL, Could probably get a girl to like him, but he will always trip up at the last minute because he isn't scared of the risks HAS NO TIME FOR THOTS Does not even know what a vagina looks like, every time he tries to watch porn, he faints from pure disgust with the female body "I'm a nice guy, nobody wants to give me a chance" he says, as he sends an unsolicited dick pic to some poor girl. Is always in his underwear, even when he leaves the house, he never changes Has a good job, but is bankrupt because he is constantly donating to charities and friends in need. Has a good job, and is very rich. Pretends to be interested in his friends Is searching for meaningful, long term relationships with women, but occasionaly has a drunken one night stand IS UNEMPLOYED, BUT LIVES OFF his underwear, and he can be smelled lives. Sometimes talks shit about his THE GRID WHERE THERE IS NO from hundreds of feet away. Was invited to go to a shooting range Chad friends to the other Virgins to try Is always trying new things, believes NEED FOR MONEY Has a screaming meltdown upon the slightest hint of contact with another human. once, but declined because he is scared to touch a gun. to boost himself out of Bradness. that complacency is a silent killer. Has incurable erectile dysfunction, doesn't matter because his dick is microscopic. Drives a HUGE truck, which is fucking He will have one opportunity at romance in his life and he will blow it. DICK IS SO BIG HE HAD TO GET awesome SPECIAL UNDERWEAR THAT SLIPS Is pale because he is too self conscious to Got married to his high school sweetheart. They now have two kids. He has never dated anybody else THE REST OF IT INTO ANOTHER Has a good job, but is poor because he wastes his money on Believes he can win in a street fight. Eats so much steak that it would be more efficient to blend his steak into a He vows to remain abstinent his entire Will not remember your name until after ever go outside. Voted for Hillary Clinton because "she was the lesser of two evils" DIMENSION WHILE HE WEARS IT life, as a means to help get Virgin some Staceys to graduate to Chaddom. Virgin will never thank Lad for this you've met 5 times. "FROM eAcH aCcOrDiNg to hIS ABilltY, To eACh aCCoRdInG to hiS nEedS." drink. Could be a Virgin or even a Brad if he got his life together. He is fully aware of this and still refuses. Drives a truck, which is awesome. BODY IS COMPOSED OF 100% Posts Bible verses on social media in Listens to Nightcore Has a tireless work ethic. CONCENTRATED TESTOSTERONE Tells people that being a "Professional Cosplayer" is his main source of income, despite never having made a dime from cosplaying selfless act, but he doesn't mind. hopes that people won't realize that he is kind of a scumbag. Lives with his mom at age 50, doesn't have the decency to at least take care of her in her old age. Lives a low key lifestyle, which has allowed him to free up funds to donate to charities DOESN'T DRIVE A TRUCK, DOESN'T NEED TO BECAUSE HE JUST RUNS EVERYWHERE HE GOES. TRUCKS Wouldn't mind getting "pegged" His dick is massive, but isn't an inconveniece because he lifts every day, and doesn't take steroids because he is so naturally ripped that steroids would slow him down. Doesn't need to post Bible verses on social media because people know he is a good person. ARE TOO SLOW FOR HIM. Manipulates women to attempt to get pity sex, fails every time. Here is a full Virgin-Chad scale for you all! I couldn't find one anywhere else, so I made one.
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Fake, Food, and Friends: BRUCE The Wizard The Neckbeard The Brad The Incel The Thad The Virgin The Lad The Chad Watches pro wrestling and realizes that suspension of Wears all dark/neutral colors Generally a jackass due to being constantly stuck in mediocraty Watches pro wrestling and makes fun of it for being fake. DOESN'T LIFT BUT TAKES Is involuntarily celabut, has absolutely no faith in his ability to ever land a date for the Watches pro wrestling and fully believes that what he is watching is a Wants no attention on himself. Has a neckbeard, thinks it looks good despite all 3 of his friends telling him it's disgusting. STEROIDS ANYWAY. Doesn't ever lift. Not even to lift food into his disbelief is integral to the art form, so he plays along. mouth, has a system of robots designed to spoonfeed him rest of his life, and is probably correct in his lack of faith legitimate sporting event. Can get girls to like him, but only wants to hook up. Lifts all the time and takes steroids HAS NEVER EVEN SEEN A GIRL, Could probably get a girl to like him, but he will always trip up at the last minute because he isn't scared of the risks HAS NO TIME FOR THOTS Does not even know what a vagina looks like, every time he tries to watch porn, he faints from pure disgust with the female body "I'm a nice guy, nobody wants to give me a chance" he says, as he sends an unsolicited dick pic to some poor girl. Is always in his underwear, even when he leaves the house, he never changes Has a good job, but is bankrupt because he is constantly donating to charities and friends in need. Has a good job, and is very rich. Pretends to be interested in his friends Is searching for meaningful, long term relationships with women, but occasionaly has a drunken one night stand IS UNEMPLOYED, BUT LIVES OFF his underwear, and he can be smelled lives. Sometimes talks shit about his THE GRID WHERE THERE IS NO from hundreds of feet away. Was invited to go to a shooting range Chad friends to the other Virgins to try Is always trying new things, believes NEED FOR MONEY Has a screaming meltdown upon the slightest hint of contact with another human. once, but declined because he is scared to touch a gun. to boost himself out of Bradness. that complacency is a silent killer. Has incurable erectile dysfunction, doesn't matter because his dick is microscopic. Drives a HUGE truck, which is fucking He will have one opportunity at romance in his life and he will blow it. DICK IS SO BIG HE HAD TO GET awesome SPECIAL UNDERWEAR THAT SLIPS Is pale because he is too self conscious to Got married to his high school sweetheart. They now have two kids. He has never dated anybody else THE REST OF IT INTO ANOTHER Has a good job, but is poor because he wastes his money on Believes he can win in a street fight. Eats so much steak that it would be more efficient to blend his steak into a He vows to remain abstinent his entire Will not remember your name until after ever go outside. Voted for Hillary Clinton because "she was the lesser of two evils" DIMENSION WHILE HE WEARS IT life, as a means to help get Virgin some Staceys to graduate to Chaddom. Virgin will never thank Thad for this you've met 5 times. "FROM eAcH aCcOrDiNg to hIS ABilltY, To eACh aCCoRdInG to hiS nEedS." Could be a Virgin or even a Brad if he got his life together. He is fully aware of this and still refuses. Drives a truck, which is awesome. BODY IS COMPOSED OF 100% Posts Bible verses on social media in Listens to Nightcore Has a tireless work ethic. CONCENTRATED TESTOSTERONE Tells people that being a "Professional Cosplayer" is his main source of income, despite never having made a dime from cosplaying selfless act, but he doesn't mind. hopes that people won't realize that he is kind of a scumbag. Lives with his mom at age 50, doesn't have the decency to at least take care of her in her old age. Lives a low key lifestyle, which has allowed him to free up funds to donate to charities DOESN'T DRIVE A TRUCK, DOESN'T NEED TO BECAUSE HE JUST RUNS EVERYWHERE HE GOES. TRUCKS Wouldn't mind getting "pegged" His dick is massive, but isn't an inconveniece because he lifts every day, and doesn't take steroids because he is so naturally ripped that steroids would slow him down. Doesn't need to post Bible verses on social media because people know he is a good person. ARE TOO SLOW FOR HIM. Manipulates women to attempt to get pity sex, fails every time. I have made the full Virgin vs. Chad scale. I couldn't find the complete VvC scale anywhere else, so I made the effort to make sure that there is a complete scale.
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Peace, Her, and Rest: IT WAS ME Rest in Peace to a beloved cosplayer, Beverly, known for her legendary portrayal of Olenna Tyrell.

Rest in Peace to a beloved cosplayer, Beverly, known for her legendary portrayal of Olenna Tyrell.

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Community, Crying, and Dad: I was declined a straw at a restaurant this morning. The waitress had one in her apron. As she poured the water I said "excuse me miss can I have a straw?" She said "we can't just give them out" and walked away. 9:56 AM 13 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone 11.6K Retweets 36.4K Likes My dad flagged her down and when she returned to the table, I asked again "miss sorry but I really do need a straw". She then said "we only give them to the elderly" ti 438 8 6,085 T explained that I am disabled, that I have degenerative joint disease in my spine and picking up a full glass to drink causes muscle spasms under my shoulder blades. She met that with "you seemed fine when you walked in". 7,289 t747 39 5 minutes later, still no straw. Finally I ask for a manager and the waitress looks pissed manager heard me out, handed me a straw, then turned to the waitress and whispered "people like that aren't worth it just give as hell but goes to get them. The them the damn straw" Li581 7,173 40 I was SO frustrated... I just started crying. My dad got up and followed the manager back to the front where he then LET HER HAVE IT. He had let me handle it up until that point Bc I had asked him to. ti 403 8,578 I really appreciate everyone offering to my behalf, but there are several reasons I am not going to contact the restaurant on name it: 1. It's a beloved restaurant here, very old and valued in my community 2. The manager IS THE OWNER 3. I have severe anxiety, can't handle that ti 137 4,935 14 I want to "promote" my art to you guys, since everyone has been so supportive. I am a disabled cosplayer I frequently incorporate my mobility aids into my costumes and this hobby has been such a saving grace in giving me purpose. 7,162 ti 727 96 If you like cosplay at all, please consider glancing at my Instagram account which I've linked above. The community's support means the world to me! Whether you check it out or not, I hope you all have a great day ti 31 915 18 Girl gets denied straw at a restaurant. Does not want to name restaurant because it's "beloved in her community." Plugs her instagram cosplay page.

Girl gets denied straw at a restaurant. Does not want to name restaurant because it's "beloved in her community." Plugs her instagram cospla...

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The Boondocks, Boondocks, and Cosplay: [cosplayer] vi0letteverse [cosplay] Cindy McPherson from the boondocks with the amazing tara strong who voiced cindy McPherson. at awesomecon 2019

[cosplayer] vi0letteverse [cosplay] Cindy McPherson from the boondocks with the amazing tara strong who voiced cindy McPherson. at awesomeco...

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Being Alone, Anime, and Ass: 11 mins. I attended a anime convention this weekend, and had an ok time for the first few days. On the final day, however, horror struck. I was about to leave the hotel when I noticed thar a crowd had formed. What had attracted their attention? A gamzee cosplayer was beating the shit out of a fat girl, presumably his girlfriend I started to freak out. "Somebody stop him!" Everyone looked at me like I was an alien. "Are you blind or just ugly??" some asshole screamed. "That chick he's wailin on, fat as suit! Nobody's jumpin in harms' way for a fat He punched her again, knocking several teeth free. I couldn'r stand it anymore, and took off running toward them. "Leave her alone right now!!!" Before l could reach them, a brony shoved me to the ground. "Watch where you step, lard-ass." He kicked me in the ribs. "You're fatter than I am!" I shrieked in pain. "HAHA HAH A HAH! I only weigh 250 lb!" he laughed. "l'm only 200!!" I screamed. "Yeah," he hissed smugly. "but your'e a chick. 200 for you is like 800 for real people." Another brony/furry came over. "And she's wearing granny glasses! The fedora of women!" More laughter. He swung to hit me again, but a hand grabbed his. A Japanese man in Ryu cosplay was standing there. The room went dead silent. "You know, "Ryu said. "In your beloved fucking Japan, we call girls like her 'Mashumaro no on'nanoko. It means "marshmallow girl" and is considered a cornerstone of kawaii. In my homeland, she would be considered beautiful.! He looked the Misogynistic fools up and down. "You dishonor yourselves. It wasn't long before security came to pick up the wife-beater and the brony.I don't know what happened to the gf, but last time I heard she leaved him. I kissed Ryu on the cheek and he blushed deeply as I was being taken to the doctor, on the brony's dime! Like Comment Share
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