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Christmas, Work, and Couch: Picture this: Its 10 yrs from now. You're married. Nice home. Good job. It's Christmas. Your kids are asleep. You & your spouse are on the couch having a drink & watching tv. It's snowing outside & tomorrow's Saturday. All the hard work was worth it. You made it. Just picture it, we CAN and WILL make it.

Just picture it, we CAN and WILL make it.

Flexing, Weird, and Couch: AB @itsAiceBanks My girlfriend is getting pissed off coz i keep saying "weird flex but ok" threatening to make me sleep on the couch....weird flex but ok 11/10/2018, 22:58 1 Like AB@itsAiceBanks 1m balcony.... Is that a weird flex or what? Now for tweeting this, I'm sleeping on the

Memes, Twitter, and Couch: A Queer Mermaid C GraceT Meredith Blake is 26 years old and scamming a man who owns a vineyard and I am 28 and eating onion rings on my couch. she’s 26?!?!? (@c_gracet on Twitter)

she’s 26?!?!? (@c_gracet on Twitter)

Memes, Lost, and Couch: Sean Delaney @sdel6795 Thought l'd lost the dog there turns out av accidentally put the recliner down on him and he's been lying inside the couch for an hour no giving a fuck Post 1364: I’ve never said this before but hOLY SHET

Post 1364: I’ve never said this before but hOLY SHET

Fuck Yo Couch, Funny, and Shit: Fuck Yo Couch Nigga! @ExtendoBans When it's presentation day and the nigga who did all the work absent @_extendo_ Always them leech niggas that don’t do shit

Always them leech niggas that don’t do shit

Anaconda, Finals, and Funny: wifipasswords: wifipasswords do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim Unflirty Unlucky Over-Emotional Couch Potato Heavy Sleeper aliceinpunderland simsgonewrong My sim has a very unique painting technique which involves him dislocating his arm, planting his face into the canvas and painting on the back of his head. as an artist l can 100% confirm the effectiveness of this technique rneowies: when will my reflection show who i truly am inside 78,030 notes alexsuareasy: simsgonewrong My kid was having a pool party and the Grim reaper showed up and took the whole plate of grilled salmon rude scatteredwanton: sims-glitch: Wow... she peed herself and then past out in it 6 It just wasn't her day. I guess. Finals funny.ce novelty-gift-ideas:Cool Sims Items

novelty-gift-ideas:Cool Sims Items

Fall, Life, and Memes: Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally? Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

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Comfortable, Funny, and Casting Couch: Couches of my childhood How comfortable do you think the casting couch is

How comfortable do you think the casting couch is

9gag, Friends, and Meme: When you're at a sleepover and your friend doesn t give you a blanket At least he's got a couch⠀ By xxxtenTrashion | TW⠀ -⠀ Check out our IG story for more meme videos!⠀ sleepover friends 9gag

At least he's got a couch⠀ By xxxtenTrashion | TW⠀ -⠀ Check out our IG story for more meme videos!⠀ sleepover friends 9gag

Blessed, Cute, and Life: so, today I had a really long/ emotional day & I'm really sick, and this is what my bf does for me ..I really am blessed w/ this life O ok but her room is big asl she has a whole couch in it but this is cute

ok but her room is big asl she has a whole couch in it but this is cute

Dank, Couch, and Sleepover: When you're at a sleepover and your friend doesn't give you a blanket At least he's got a couch By xxxtenTrashion | TW

At least he's got a couch By xxxtenTrashion | TW

Anaconda, Bless Up, and Costco: Good old boy still has some wags left I know people love to give puppies as presents on holidays bc they cute but keep in mind they cutely poop on the couch and pee down the heat - AC vent lol check out pet finder aka pet tinder and get your loved one a lovely doggo who can live out his or her last years with love. “But smash they’ll die and my kids will be sad! 😢” Well bish listen lol. That’s the thing. People were never sheltered from death. Their grandpa would die. Their dad would die. Their horse would die. Their mule would die. They pup would die. That was life 100+ years ago. Now we shelter all the bb’s from death and are they happier or more well adjusted? 🤔 FVCK NAH ... We’re less well adjusted than we ever been 😂. Don’t worry. Five or six year old doggie ain’t finna die tmrow plus he was already in a home before coming to the shelter so he or she usually house trained. Consider it, beloveds! “Smash my girlfriend Kelsey wants a pure bred newborn retriever she doesn’t want an adult doggie she’s doesn’t even like most dogs she’s very specific u wouldn’t understand sorry.” Aye I feel u bro! But Kelsey might be trash - I didn’t say she’s trash - she might be Mother Theresa - I said ‘might’!!! 🤷‍♂️😂. Just as there is tinder for pets called pet finder it’s also a tinder for humans called “regular a$$ tinder” - I never been on it bc I’m bold - stupid - reckless Enuf to ask girls out at whole food - traders joe - the gym - Costco - hotel lobby - intelligentsia coffee - the doctor’s office 🤦‍♂️😂 but it work - U might could find a comely lass with artful tattoos, hygienic nether regions and a love of old boyes - bam - dont Short yaself, YOLO Bless up 😍❤️😂

I know people love to give puppies as presents on holidays bc they cute but keep in mind they cutely poop on the couch and pee down the heat...

Memes, Couch, and 🤖: Yes, my dog is allowed on my couch. I don't care if it bothers you. My dog lives here, you don't shakepaws.com Do youallow your dog on the couch?

Fall, Funny, and Couch: Kyle @ltsKyllle Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally 26/07/2018, 01:28 318 Retweets 811 Likes WHY https://t.co/Ks3H5NAQJA

WHY https://t.co/Ks3H5NAQJA

Aladdin, Couch, and Date: Almost Aladdin @thatkiddannyboy [on a date] Date: so why do you think you're a spontaneous person Me: Thoughts of Dog@dog_feelings i like to sit on one side of the couch. but sometimes. i sit on the other side of the couch. just to keep. everyone on their toes nbd i'm just like quirky hehe :p

nbd i'm just like quirky hehe :p

Fall, Couch, and Why: Kyle @ltsKyllle Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally

Fall, Couch, and Why: Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally 26/07/2018, 01:28 318 Retweets 811 Likes Real talk though.. 🤔😂 https://t.co/COysbUge5z

Real talk though.. 🤔😂 https://t.co/COysbUge5z

Fall, Funny, and Lol: Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally 26/07/2018, 01:28 318 Retweets 811 Likes I feel that lol

I feel that lol

Fall, Memes, and Couch: Kyle @ltsKylle Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally 26/07/2018, 01:28 318 Retweets 811 Likes @pms is a must follow 😂

@pms is a must follow 😂

Dad, Hello, and Love: My dad still sleeps on the floor because we can't afford a medical bed, or he sleeps a sitting up on the couch, and we rent a three bedroom house with five adults living in it. I run his appointments, schedule bill payments, and do all his banking. I also respond to emails for him sometimes. It's been hard on him, and not fair. But now he laughs. We work together to do most things, and we're trying to get to the point where we can buy him a new house (my sisters and I are all working), but the most important part is that we still have each other. I'm grateful for that. Reply 12.9k leenie12213 10h Hello. I have a medical bed that you can have, but it is Tocated in south eastern Tiorida. I sent a PM and we'll see what we can do. Reply ↑ 12.9k . whatisanerd3.8h I own a moving company and would love to give you free transport. PM sent. https://t.co/5lQGvKi9hM

https://t.co/5lQGvKi9hM

Fall, Memes, and True: Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka Still wondering why it's easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally! OWILL ENT This is so true

This is so true

Dank, Fall, and Couch: Kyle @ltsKyllle Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally 26/07/2018, 01:28 318 Retweets 811 Likes

Dad, Hello, and Love: My dad still sleeps on the floor because we can't afford a medical bed, or he sleeps a sitting up on the couch, and we rent a three bedroom house with five adults living in it. I run his appointments, schedule bill payments, and do all his banking. I also respond to emails for him sometimes. It's been hard on him, and not fair. But now he laughs. We work together to do most things, and we're trying to get to the point where we can buy him a new house (my sisters and I are all working), but the most important part is that we still have each other. I'm grateful for that. Reply 12.9k leenie12213 10h Hello. I have a medical bed that you can have, but it is Tocated in south eastern fiorida. I sent a PM and we'l see what we can do. Reply 12.9k whatisanerd 3.8h I own a moving company and would love to give you free transport. PM sent. Reply ↑ 7.1k

Dad, Hello, and Love: My dad still sleeps on the floor because we can't afford a medical bed, or he sleeps a sitting up on the couch, and we rent a three bedroom house with five adults living in it. I run his appointments, schedule bill payments, and do all his banking. I also respond to emails for him sometimes. It's been hard on him, and not fair. But now he laughs. We work together to do most things, and we're trying to get to the point where we can buy him a new house (my sisters and I are all working), but the most important part is that we still have each other. I'm grateful for that. Reply 12.9k leenie1221白画3-10h Hello. I have a medical bed that you can have, but it is Tocated in south eastern Trorida.I sent a PM and we'll see what we can do. Reply 12.9k whatisanerd3.8h I own a moving company and would love to give you free transport. PM sent. Reply7.1k This is why I love reddit.

This is why I love reddit.

Memes, Couch, and Fitness: Derek Kane 3 hrs. Look, alls l'm saying is from out here that couch looks awfully familiar Womens Only Fitness Area 🤔

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Couch, Fitness, and Kane: Derek Kane Look, alls I'm saying is from out here that couch looks awfully familiar Womens Only Fitness Area Hold up.. 🤔😂 https://t.co/z3gjSyzgqZ

Hold up.. 🤔😂 https://t.co/z3gjSyzgqZ

Crying, Frozen, and Instagram: THE SIGNS WHEN A SERIAL KILLER IS IN THE HOUSE ARIES: Literally doesn't care and just sits in the couch chilling TAURUS: Runs to the kitchen and fiercely guards the fridge GEMINI:Makes jokes with the killer, then the killer realises Gemini is cool and they go out to McDonalds CANCER: Tries to hide but starts crying and gets found LEO: Pretends not to be scared but kinda is, still strategically makes it out of the house tho VIRGO: Loses their shit but defends themselves well. LIBRA:Attempts to put up a fight but falls down the stairs or trips up over a cat and ends up getting caught SCORPIO: Kills the killer SAGITTARIUS: Makes small talk with the killer and then ends up becoming the killer accomplice CAPRICORN: Is the killer AQUARIUS: Screams *make me a sandwich asshole* at the killer PISCES: Just stands there frozen, legit just doesn't move Pl also follow our IG: instagram.com/zodiacs818

Pl also follow our IG: instagram.com/zodiacs818

Couch, House, and Fox: SNEAKED IN YOUR HOUSE IM A SNEAKY FOX SAT ON YOUR COUCH ATE YOUR PASTA ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE OLi Chen exocomics.com Last panel brings huge potential— BUY NOW!! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2QcVX1W

Last panel brings huge potential— BUY NOW!! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2QcVX1W

Candy, College, and Cute: Listen up young ones. This is what your knight in shining armor looks like when you are in your 40's. Yes, that's my amazing husband who is arriving on the scene with his credit card because what you can't see is me, standing next to a cart super full of groceries that I couldn't pay for because I couldn't find my wallet. Not sure you can tell, but he's smiling at me. Yup...he had to leave work and he is smiling. His only words of admonishment were, "You're not supposed to be grocery shopping I said I'd go this week." Seriously. Young people, this is what love looks like when you're old and it's ridiculous how awesome it is. Love also looks like me coming downstairs to a full pot of coffee every morning because coffee is love. Love looks like all the lunches being made already so I can enjoy that aforementioned cup of coffee. Love looks like someone washing the dishes while his wife catches up on This is Us while plopped on the couch not helping at all. Love looks like a super patient dad doing the 5 year old's homework with him every morning so I can get to work on time. Love looks like running to the store before bed after your wife has forgotten to buy milk because you know the morning will be easier if we can serve up some cereal. And you guys there were signs it would be this way so I have tips for you. In college this love looked like boyfriend Todd running to the store for a danish I was craving or watching me and my friends on the dance floor long after he wanted to leave the bar or him being known across campus by the flower backpack he was carrying which of course was mine. Young people, listen. Do not be fooled by big, showy promposals and giant cards with candy bars glued to them with some cute saying or by your name spelled in pepperoni by a boy who's asking you to homecoming. That isn't the stuff that lasts and let's be honest...moms are totally helping them with those things. Watch how he treats you when Instagram isn't looking. That is where the signs are. Choose the man who will carry your too heavy flowered backpack in public because he will also be the man who bails you out at ALDI's when your 40-? with a smile and a hug. And that my friends is true love. (via Hiding in the Closet with Coffee by Amy Betters-Midtvedt)

Listen up young ones. This is what your knight in shining armor looks like when you are in your 40's. Yes, that's my amazing husband who i...

Funny, Couch, and How To: THE NORMAL SIOELEAN THATS BET SPIDEY ND. STOP THAT DeDPOL SIT ON THE RaR SOFA SPIDE WHAT THE FCk WADE SPIDEY. I BELIEED IN YOU. WADE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A FUCKI NG SOTA How to sit on a couch

How to sit on a couch

Fall, Funny, and Couch: When you fall asleep on the couch and your mom wakes you up to go to bed

When you fall asleep on the couch and your mom wakes you up to go to bed

Memes, Couch, and Dick: Look, alls I'm saying is from out here that couch looks awfully familiar Womens Only Fitness Area Fitness area....”fitting this dick in my mouth”

Fitness area....”fitting this dick in my mouth”

Dank, Bible, and Couch: LAD BIBLE Actual footage of me sitting on the couch on a Sunday evening wondering how many sick days I've used so far this year 😫😫

Actual footage of me sitting on the couch on a Sunday evening wondering how many sick days I've used so far this year 😫😫

Break, Couch, and Beast: Marvin The Beast out here trying to break the couch! 😳😩😂 (IG:MarvinTheBeast__) https://t.co/DkF4XSMyPL

Marvin The Beast out here trying to break the couch! 😳😩😂 (IG:MarvinTheBeast__) https://t.co/DkF4XSMyPL

Af, Bitch, and Club: WHICH SHREK CHARACTER ARE YOU? DRAGON DONKEY - sassy bitch with a heart two faced bitch but u of gold - puts literally everything curated instagram feed on Insta stories - will die for her friends - always late PRINCESS FIONA love her anyway - plant mum - meme queen - a bi all over the place - very easily excited - loves a wine or 10 but probably doesn't need any - talks A LOT PUSS IN BOOTS always gets what they will ditch the club for SHREK LORD FARQUAAD - addicted to trashy TV -thinks they re taller than want netflix and pizza - super cute but feisty AF always on the brink of anthey actually are can speak multiple languages existential crisis - couch potato - seems mean but is sensitive - all about the aesthetic - tries to be punny - salty queen

Ass, Dad, and Fucking: 6 mins my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my dick and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the fucking couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my fucking gamecube away Like Comment Share Wild

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Memes, Couch, and Never: Even if you never had one of these draped over the back of your couch, you knew someone who did

Memes, Moms, and Wine: Hails @HaileyDenny My mom and her bff Jen have been best gals since 5th grade. Today my moms bf broke up w her. I just came home to my mom and Jen laying on the couch, wine glasses in hand, bowl of popcorn, and Grease playing on the tv. That is the kind of friendship need when I'm 41 😀

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Goals, Memes, and Moms: Hails @HaileyDenny My mom and her bff Jen have been best gals since 5th grade. Today my moms bf broke up w her. I just came home to my mom and Jen laying on the couch, wine glasses in hand, bowl of popcorn, and Grease playing on the tv. That is the kind of friendship Ineed when I'm 41 Friendship goals @memes

Friendship goals @memes

Charlie, Charlie Murphy, and Fuck Yo Couch: Fuck Yo Couch Just Do It. Charlie Murphy!

Charlie Murphy!

Cats, Life, and Netflix: Why the signs have no social life Aries: I chose not to.. I hate everyone Taurus: Rather hang with my dog Gemini: Eating is better than talking!! Cancer: Because I luv my bed Leo: NETFLIX IS MY SOCIAL LIFE Virgo: I just don't text back Libra: Wait what's social lives Scorpio: Busy with world domination Sagittarius: Cats are better than ppl tho Capricorn: I would.. But I like my couch Aquarius: Sleep>Socializing Pisces: BUT TWITTERS SOCIAL SO HA

Funny, Moms, and Wine: Hails @HaileyDenny My mom and her bff Jen have been best gals since 5th grade. Today my moms bf broke up w her. I just came home to my mom and Jen laying on the couch, wine glasses in hand, bowl of popcorn, and Grease playing on the tv. That is the kind of friendship lneed when I'm 41 If you @masturbate follow @masturbate 🔞

If you @masturbate follow @masturbate 🔞

Dad, Fall, and Funny: If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm is he really even your dad? Daily Afternoon Ridiculous Funny Picdump 79 of The Day (31 Pics) - RidiculousPics #funnymemes #funnypictures #humor #funnytexts #funnyquotes #funnyanimals #funny #lol #wtf #memes #funny

Daily Afternoon Ridiculous Funny Picdump 79 of The Day (31 Pics) - RidiculousPics #funnymemes #funnypictures #humor #funnytexts #funnyquotes...

Dank, Fall, and Brain: Kyle @ltsKyllle Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally 26/07/2018, 01:28 318 Retweets 811 Likes Because your brain doesn't like being told what to do.

Because your brain doesn't like being told what to do.

Friends, Future, and Hype: MY FRIEND'S KID IS CHARGING HIS SHOES VIA THEIR COUCH. THE FUTURE IS A WEIRD PLACE.. 20 Random Moments to Hype You Up

20 Random Moments to Hype You Up

Memes, Couch, and 🤖: sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and do nothing for three years I can relate 😒 Follow @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde

I can relate 😒 Follow @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde

Apparently, Definitely, and Dogs: Shelby Williams @shelbygwilliams Follow Replying to @TheMERL Piper is a Bernese Mountain Dog. Bred to protect and move herds of cattle. Also a drafting animal...apparently can pull 10x her weight, so...1200 pounds?! She enjoys sleeping at least 19 hours a day. Occasionally moves from bed to couch. These dogs are all adorable as heck but they definitely failed miserably at doing what they were bred to do. #FunnyDogs #Dopey #Derp #CuteDogs

These dogs are all adorable as heck but they definitely failed miserably at doing what they were bred to do. #FunnyDogs #Dopey #Derp #CuteDo...

Life, Memes, and Struggle: MY HUMAN BUYS ME A TOY EVERYTIME SHE GOES TO THE MALL I'M RUNNING OUT OF STORAGE SPACE UNDERTHE COUCH Life Of a Cat: The Struggle Is Real (Memes)

Life Of a Cat: The Struggle Is Real (Memes)

Doctor, Memes, and School: Me in high school: by 2018 l'm going to be a millionaire and a doctor Me in 2018: I think I recognize that couch

I think I recognize that couch

Couch, Spiders, and Rent: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent Paying rent

Paying rent

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