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What I'm tryina wake up to: πŸ‘†. What I actually wake up to: aggressively clutching a big ass pillow for safety sweaty AF because 'Stranger Things' giving me nightmares now NOBODY TOLD ME THIS SHOW WAS SCARY I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT A LIL GIRL WHO LOOK LIKE A BOY AND DO SUPER POWER SHIT WITH HER BRAIN BUT NAH ISS MONSTERS AND UNDERWORLDS AND PEOPLE GETTING KILLT - WHEN I WAS A BOY AND I WATCHED UNSOLVED MYSTERIES WITH THE OLD WHITE DUDE WITH THE FREDDY COUGAR FACE AND I SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF I'D GO PILE INTO THE BED MY SISTERS SLEPT IN BUT I'M A GROWN MAN NOW AND THEY DON'T LIVE CLOSE AND ALSO THEY GOT HUSBANDS AND SHIT - FUCK YALL EXPECT ME TO DO DAMMIT THE SLIMY NO FACE DUDE GOT ME SHOOK - FUCK U, NETFLIX - THIS SHIT IS NOT "CHILL" AT ALL πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-pappy_smith): This is the face l wake up to every morning. What I'm tryina wake up to: πŸ‘†. What I actually wake up to: aggressively clutching a big ass pillow for safety sweaty AF because 'Stranger Things' giving me nightmares now NOBODY TOLD ME THIS SHOW WAS SCARY I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT A LIL GIRL WHO LOOK LIKE A BOY AND DO SUPER POWER SHIT WITH HER BRAIN BUT NAH ISS MONSTERS AND UNDERWORLDS AND PEOPLE GETTING KILLT - WHEN I WAS A BOY AND I WATCHED UNSOLVED MYSTERIES WITH THE OLD WHITE DUDE WITH THE FREDDY COUGAR FACE AND I SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF I'D GO PILE INTO THE BED MY SISTERS SLEPT IN BUT I'M A GROWN MAN NOW AND THEY DON'T LIVE CLOSE AND ALSO THEY GOT HUSBANDS AND SHIT - FUCK YALL EXPECT ME TO DO DAMMIT THE SLIMY NO FACE DUDE GOT ME SHOOK - FUCK U, NETFLIX - THIS SHIT IS NOT "CHILL" AT ALL πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-pappy_smith)
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