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Donald Trump, Trump, and Justin Trudeau: If Donald Trump & Justin Trudeau were both drowning and you could only save one, where would you and Justin go for lunch afterwards?

Donald Trump, Trump, and Justin Trudeau: If Donald Trump & Justin Trudeau
were both drowning and you could
only save one, where would you and
Justin go for lunch afterwards?

Donald Trump, Trump, and Justin Trudeau: If Donald Trump & Justin Trudeau
were both drowning and you could
only save one, where would you and
Justin go for lunch afterwards?

Alive, Doctor, and Huh: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. Huh? ea to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Docto r, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ALTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy WITNESS: No ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still1 been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and prac page 2 Savage 😂

Alive, Doctor, and Huh: Daniel
@DannyDutch
Courtroom exchange of the day.
Huh?
ea to give a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Docto
r, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: NO.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ALTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still1 been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and prac
page 2
Savage 😂

Alive, Doctor, and Huh: Daniel
@DannyDutch
Courtroom exchange of the day.
Huh?
ea to give a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Docto
r, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: NO.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ALTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still1 been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and prac
page 2
Savage 😂

Savage 😂

Alive, Anime, and Doctor: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. e to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing WITNESS: No. AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar still been alive, nevertheless? possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw. Page 2 top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

Alive, Anime, and Doctor: Daniel
@DannyDutch
Courtroom exchange of the day.
e to give a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing
WITNESS: No.
AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No
anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar.
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
still been alive, nevertheless?
possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw.
Page 2
top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

Alive, Anime, and Doctor: Daniel
@DannyDutch
Courtroom exchange of the day.
e to give a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing
WITNESS: No.
AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No
anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar.
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
still been alive, nevertheless?
possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw.
Page 2
top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

Happy, Http, and Sad: I'm both happy and sad. And I'm still trying to figure out how that could be. http://iglovequotes.net/

Happy, Http, and Sad: I'm both happy and sad. And I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Happy, Http, and Sad: I'm both happy and sad. And I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Sad, How, and Next: "The sad thing is, nobody ever really knows how much anyone else is hurting. We could be standing next to somebody who is completely broken and we wouldn't even know it." 1 32

Sad, How, and Next: "The sad thing is, nobody ever
really knows how much anyone
else is hurting. We could be
standing next to somebody who is
completely broken and we
wouldn't even know it."
1 32

Sad, How, and Next: "The sad thing is, nobody ever
really knows how much anyone
else is hurting. We could be
standing next to somebody who is
completely broken and we
wouldn't even know it."
1 32

Curving, One, and Hats: sweet cheeks, hats your sign? Stop. No one could curve like Miss Bellum

Curving, One, and Hats: sweet cheeks,
hats your sign?

Stop.
No one could curve like Miss Bellum

Curving, One, and Hats: sweet cheeks,
hats your sign?

Stop.
No one could curve like Miss Bellum

No one could curve like Miss Bellum

Http, Net, and What: You're always just wondering. What was it? Was there something I could have done differently? TSJESS http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, Net, and What: You're always just wondering. What was it? Was there
something I could have done differently?
TSJESS
http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, Net, and What: You're always just wondering. What was it? Was there
something I could have done differently?
TSJESS
http://iglovequotes.net/

Money, Gang, and Dank Memes: Ibet a gang of crackheads could beat Thanos. I put money on it. crackheads > anything

Money, Gang, and Dank Memes: Ibet a gang of crackheads could beat
Thanos. I put money on it.
crackheads > anything

Money, Gang, and Dank Memes: Ibet a gang of crackheads could beat
Thanos. I put money on it.
crackheads > anything

crackheads > anything

Life, Think, and Normal: I was stupid to think that my life could be normal.

Life, Think, and Normal: I was stupid to think that
my life could be normal.

Life, Think, and Normal: I was stupid to think that
my life could be normal.

Hell, Job, and You: Job: could you stay till Me: STAAAAYYY? EBRE Oh hell nah! 💀 https://t.co/ac5Z8BErvY

Hell, Job, and You: Job: could you stay till
Me: STAAAAYYY?
EBRE
Oh hell nah! 💀 https://t.co/ac5Z8BErvY

Hell, Job, and You: Job: could you stay till
Me: STAAAAYYY?
EBRE
Oh hell nah! 💀 https://t.co/ac5Z8BErvY

Oh hell nah! 💀 https://t.co/ac5Z8BErvY

Heart, Smile, and Time: In loving memory of my mother I wish I could be with you one last time, hear you laugh, see you smile. You are always in my heart but it's not the same. I miss you dearly. J° RELATIONGH OLES

Heart, Smile, and Time: In loving memory of my
mother I wish I could be
with you one last time,
hear you laugh, see you
smile. You are always in
my heart but it's not the
same. I miss you dearly.
J°
RELATIONGH
OLES

Heart, Smile, and Time: In loving memory of my
mother I wish I could be
with you one last time,
hear you laugh, see you
smile. You are always in
my heart but it's not the
same. I miss you dearly.
J°
RELATIONGH
OLES

Love, Precious, and Girl Memes: T his picture says more than any one could ever say about love PIONEER precious moments

Love, Precious, and Girl Memes: T his picture says more than any one
could ever say about love
PIONEER
precious moments

Love, Precious, and Girl Memes: T his picture says more than any one
could ever say about love
PIONEER
precious moments

precious moments

Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
and then she met this guy. He let her love
all over him for 20 minutes and then
afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
sweet boy, for making her into the dog
lover that she is!
GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
and then she met this guy. He let her love
all over him for 20 minutes and then
afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
sweet boy, for making her into the dog
lover that she is!
GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories b...

Ed Sheeran, Appreciate, and Smile: Be nice to everyone, alwavs smile and appreciate things because it could all be gone tomorrow. Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran, Appreciate, and Smile: Be nice to everyone,
alwavs smile and
appreciate things
because it could all
be gone tomorrow.
Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran, Appreciate, and Smile: Be nice to everyone,
alwavs smile and
appreciate things
because it could all
be gone tomorrow.
Ed Sheeran

Fucking, Never, and You: I could spend 15 minutes choosing an outfit, or read a menu twice and still not know what to order. You know I'm never sure on anything. But I was so fucking sure of you. (m.b)

Fucking, Never, and You: I could spend 15 minutes
choosing an outfit, or read a
menu twice and still not know
what to order. You know I'm
never sure on anything. But I
was so fucking sure of you.
(m.b)

Fucking, Never, and You: I could spend 15 minutes
choosing an outfit, or read a
menu twice and still not know
what to order. You know I'm
never sure on anything. But I
was so fucking sure of you.
(m.b)

Iphone, Love, and McDonalds: KB @kbnoswag People from Wyoming are in my mentions insulting me for dissing their state yesterday and I'm just imagining them furiously riding a horse to a McDonald's in Utah just so they could get wifi and tweet at me 12:17 PM . 1/11/19 Twitter for iPhone 7,000 Retweets 98.9K Likes I love these Wyoming jokes on twitter.

Iphone, Love, and McDonalds: KB
@kbnoswag
People from Wyoming are in my
mentions insulting me for dissing their
state yesterday and I'm just imagining
them furiously riding a horse to a
McDonald's in Utah just so they could
get wifi and tweet at me
12:17 PM . 1/11/19 Twitter for iPhone
7,000 Retweets 98.9K Likes
I love these Wyoming jokes on twitter.

Iphone, Love, and McDonalds: KB
@kbnoswag
People from Wyoming are in my
mentions insulting me for dissing their
state yesterday and I'm just imagining
them furiously riding a horse to a
McDonald's in Utah just so they could
get wifi and tweet at me
12:17 PM . 1/11/19 Twitter for iPhone
7,000 Retweets 98.9K Likes
I love these Wyoming jokes on twitter.

I love these Wyoming jokes on twitter.

Ass, Saw, and Tumblr: Our new puppy (Flo) was trying to chew a large chew bone but couldn't lift it up. So our male (Griffin) came over and held it for her so she could chew it easier. About made this grown ass man cry! Posted by u/agrrip 1h I.redd.it Pics & Gifs awesomacious: Saw this in r/mildlyinteresting, thought it belonged here

Ass, Saw, and Tumblr: Our new puppy (Flo) was trying to
chew a large chew bone but couldn't
lift it up. So our male (Griffin) came
over and held it for her so she could
chew it easier. About made this grown
ass man cry!
Posted by u/agrrip 1h I.redd.it
Pics & Gifs
awesomacious:

Saw this in r/mildlyinteresting, thought it belonged here

Ass, Saw, and Tumblr: Our new puppy (Flo) was trying to
chew a large chew bone but couldn't
lift it up. So our male (Griffin) came
over and held it for her so she could
chew it easier. About made this grown
ass man cry!
Posted by u/agrrip 1h I.redd.it
Pics & Gifs
awesomacious:

Saw this in r/mildlyinteresting, thought it belonged here

Tumblr, Blog, and Bob Ross: 08223 AM aman "I hadcome to me andhe said, Bob,I could never paint because I'm colorblind." "So I thought today we'd doapicture in gray,just to show you that anyone can paint. awesomacious: Bob Ross cares.

Tumblr, Blog, and Bob Ross: 08223 AM
aman
"I hadcome to me andhe said,
Bob,I could never paint because I'm
colorblind."
"So I thought today we'd doapicture
in gray,just to show you that
anyone can paint.
awesomacious:

Bob Ross cares.

Tumblr, Blog, and Bob Ross: 08223 AM
aman
"I hadcome to me andhe said,
Bob,I could never paint because I'm
colorblind."
"So I thought today we'd doapicture
in gray,just to show you that
anyone can paint.
awesomacious:

Bob Ross cares.

awesomacious: Bob Ross cares.

Girls, Memes, and Laptop: Jenna Gilbert @jenna_gilbert7 Me: White girls laptop case: I need a nap IV ПКА SHE BELIE VED sHE cO ULD I believed she could

Girls, Memes, and Laptop: Jenna Gilbert
@jenna_gilbert7
Me:
White girls laptop case:
I need a nap
IV ПКА
SHE BELIE VED sHE cO ULD
I believed she could

Girls, Memes, and Laptop: Jenna Gilbert
@jenna_gilbert7
Me:
White girls laptop case:
I need a nap
IV ПКА
SHE BELIE VED sHE cO ULD
I believed she could

I believed she could

Appalled, Ass, and Memes: The south: *niggas enjoyin a snow day* Northerners: NIGGA IT AINT EVEN COLD OUTSIDE, WEAK ASS SNOW I COULD GO SWIMMING IN YALL WEATHER When I lived in Texas it deadass snowed an inch and we didn’t go to school 💀 I was appalled

Appalled, Ass, and Memes: The south: *niggas enjoyin a snow day*
Northerners: NIGGA IT AINT EVEN
COLD OUTSIDE, WEAK ASS SNOW I
COULD GO SWIMMING IN YALL
WEATHER
When I lived in Texas it deadass snowed an inch and we didn’t go to school 💀 I was appalled

Appalled, Ass, and Memes: The south: *niggas enjoyin a snow day*
Northerners: NIGGA IT AINT EVEN
COLD OUTSIDE, WEAK ASS SNOW I
COULD GO SWIMMING IN YALL
WEATHER
When I lived in Texas it deadass snowed an inch and we didn’t go to school 💀 I was appalled

Deja Vu, Moon, and Falling Down: Hino Tonight is a full moon... Hino Looks like it could come falling down any minute. I can't take my eyes off of it. *HEAVY BREATHING* Deja vu! I've been in this place before. https://t.co/2iNyvfYOkz

Deja Vu, Moon, and Falling Down: Hino
Tonight is a full moon...
Hino
Looks like it could come falling down any
minute. I can't take my eyes off of it.
*HEAVY BREATHING*
Deja vu! I've been in this place before. https://t.co/2iNyvfYOkz

Deja Vu, Moon, and Falling Down: Hino
Tonight is a full moon...
Hino
Looks like it could come falling down any
minute. I can't take my eyes off of it.
*HEAVY BREATHING*
Deja vu! I've been in this place before. https://t.co/2iNyvfYOkz

Deja vu! I've been in this place before. https://t.co/2iNyvfYOkz

How To, How, and They: I'd drown my sorrows if I could, but i thinlk they learn how to breath underwater.

How To, How, and They: I'd drown my sorrows
if I could, but i thinlk
they learn how to
breath underwater.

How To, How, and They: I'd drown my sorrows
if I could, but i thinlk
they learn how to
breath underwater.

Anaconda, Spider, and SpiderMan: SO YOU'RE SAYING EVERY TIME GARGAN OR BROCK HAS BEEN INCARCERATED- 5 -WHILE BONDED WITH THIS ALIEN CREATURE, THEY'VE BEEN PERMITTED TO KEEP IT ON THEIR PERSON?! YES! EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN WE COULD REMOVE IT WITH SONIC BLASTS! BLAME THE ACLU AND PETA! THEY LOBBIED FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE SYMBIOTE! UNBELIEVABLE! WHY NOT LET HIM CARRY A LOADED FIREARM WHILE THEY'RE AT IT?! symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote! on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA) but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again? when did this campaign happen? who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity? did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials? who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries? there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again This is insane hahaha That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.

Anaconda, Spider, and SpiderMan: SO YOU'RE
SAYING EVERY
TIME GARGAN OR
BROCK HAS BEEN
INCARCERATED-
5
-WHILE
BONDED WITH THIS
ALIEN CREATURE,
THEY'VE BEEN
PERMITTED TO KEEP
IT ON THEIR
PERSON?!
YES! EVEN
THOUGH WE'VE
KNOWN WE COULD
REMOVE IT
WITH SONIC
BLASTS!
BLAME THE
ACLU AND PETA!
THEY LOBBIED FOR
THE RIGHTS OF
THE SYMBIOTE!
UNBELIEVABLE!
WHY NOT LET HIM
CARRY A LOADED
FIREARM WHILE
THEY'RE
AT IT?!
symbisexual-disaster:
cassowarykisses:

Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote!
on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA)
but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again?
when did this campaign happen?
who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity?
did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials?
who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries?
there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again

This is insane hahaha

That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.

Anaconda, Spider, and SpiderMan: SO YOU'RE
SAYING EVERY
TIME GARGAN OR
BROCK HAS BEEN
INCARCERATED-
5
-WHILE
BONDED WITH THIS
ALIEN CREATURE,
THEY'VE BEEN
PERMITTED TO KEEP
IT ON THEIR
PERSON?!
YES! EVEN
THOUGH WE'VE
KNOWN WE COULD
REMOVE IT
WITH SONIC
BLASTS!
BLAME THE
ACLU AND PETA!
THEY LOBBIED FOR
THE RIGHTS OF
THE SYMBIOTE!
UNBELIEVABLE!
WHY NOT LET HIM
CARRY A LOADED
FIREARM WHILE
THEY'RE
AT IT?!
symbisexual-disaster:
cassowarykisses:

Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote!
on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA)
but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again?
when did this campaign happen?
who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity?
did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials?
who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries?
there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again

This is insane hahaha

That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.

symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Bl...

Flower, Forever, and Time: I had a flower for every time I thought of you.. .I could walk through my garden forever." "If 25 Alfred Tennyson

Flower, Forever, and Time: I had a flower for every time I
thought of you.. .I could walk
through my garden forever."
"If
25
Alfred Tennyson

Flower, Forever, and Time: I had a flower for every time I
thought of you.. .I could walk
through my garden forever."
"If
25
Alfred Tennyson

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: BarkBox @barkbox I have fallen for a few scams in my day, but none so convincing as when my dog pretends I forgot to feed him That girl I graduated with who keeps trying to sell me essential oils could take a few notes 🐶🍗

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: BarkBox
@barkbox
I have fallen for a few scams in my day,
but none so convincing as when my
dog pretends I forgot to feed him
That girl I graduated with who keeps trying to sell me essential oils could take a few notes 🐶🍗

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: BarkBox
@barkbox
I have fallen for a few scams in my day,
but none so convincing as when my
dog pretends I forgot to feed him
That girl I graduated with who keeps trying to sell me essential oils could take a few notes 🐶🍗

That girl I graduated with who keeps trying to sell me essential oils could take a few notes 🐶🍗

Bitch, Confidence, and Fucking: know your confidence know your worth know what you have and no bitch could ever fucking take that from you http://iglovequotes.net/

Bitch, Confidence, and Fucking: know your confidence know your worth
know what you have and no bitch could
ever fucking take that from you
http://iglovequotes.net/

Bitch, Confidence, and Fucking: know your confidence know your worth
know what you have and no bitch could
ever fucking take that from you
http://iglovequotes.net/

Animals, Cute, and Dogs: when you ask your dog wtf they're eating and they start chewing faster ve @Tinosity I wish l could tag my Dogs so they can see this meme right now Everyone loves animal memes! #Animals #DogMemes #CatMemes #Cute #Adorable #Tumblr

Animals, Cute, and Dogs: when you ask your dog wtf they're
eating and they start chewing
faster
ve
@Tinosity
I wish l could tag my Dogs so they
can see this meme right now
Everyone loves animal memes! #Animals #DogMemes #CatMemes #Cute #Adorable #Tumblr

Animals, Cute, and Dogs: when you ask your dog wtf they're
eating and they start chewing
faster
ve
@Tinosity
I wish l could tag my Dogs so they
can see this meme right now
Everyone loves animal memes! #Animals #DogMemes #CatMemes #Cute #Adorable #Tumblr

Everyone loves animal memes! #Animals #DogMemes #CatMemes #Cute #Adorable #Tumblr

Men in Black, Relationships, and Texting: Today 1:10 PM Can you please talk to me Today 7:52 PM I could, but I don't want to Can you please want to talk to me? Unless you have that Men in Black technology that erases memories of you from the last 9 months or so, nah, probably not Raise your hand if you wish you had that MIB technology ✋

Men in Black, Relationships, and Texting: Today 1:10 PM
Can you please talk to me
Today 7:52 PM
I could, but I don't want to
Can you please want to talk to me?
Unless you have that Men in Black
technology that erases memories of
you from the last 9 months or so,
nah, probably not
Raise your hand if you wish you had that MIB technology ✋

Men in Black, Relationships, and Texting: Today 1:10 PM
Can you please talk to me
Today 7:52 PM
I could, but I don't want to
Can you please want to talk to me?
Unless you have that Men in Black
technology that erases memories of
you from the last 9 months or so,
nah, probably not
Raise your hand if you wish you had that MIB technology ✋

Raise your hand if you wish you had that MIB technology ✋

Memes, Porn, and Quiet: Riddle me this.... Trump could afford to pay a porn star $130K to keep quiet but couldn't pay for a decent caterer to feed the national champions.

Memes, Porn, and Quiet: Riddle me this....
Trump could afford to
pay a porn star $130K
to keep quiet but
couldn't pay for a
decent caterer to feed
the national champions.

Memes, Porn, and Quiet: Riddle me this....
Trump could afford to
pay a porn star $130K
to keep quiet but
couldn't pay for a
decent caterer to feed
the national champions.

Life, Love, and Http: LEAVEN LOVE: Forme, it's not whoIcan imagine myself with... It's who l could not imagine my life without. http://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Love, and Http: LEAVEN
LOVE: Forme, it's not whoIcan imagine myself with...
It's who l could not imagine my life without.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Love, and Http: LEAVEN
LOVE: Forme, it's not whoIcan imagine myself with...
It's who l could not imagine my life without.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Dtf, Iphone, and Twitter: tiller @BrysonTller Yeah I'm DTF D - Down T- To F Finally be in a relationship with someone that actually cares about the relationship and cares about my mental health and supports my dreams 5:36 PM . 1/12/19 Twitter for iPhone I guess you could say I’m DTF via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2H9pcTw

Dtf, Iphone, and Twitter: tiller
@BrysonTller
Yeah I'm DTF
D - Down
T- To
F Finally be in a relationship with
someone that actually cares about the
relationship and cares about my mental
health and supports my dreams
5:36 PM . 1/12/19 Twitter for iPhone
I guess you could say I’m DTF via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2H9pcTw

Dtf, Iphone, and Twitter: tiller
@BrysonTller
Yeah I'm DTF
D - Down
T- To
F Finally be in a relationship with
someone that actually cares about the
relationship and cares about my mental
health and supports my dreams
5:36 PM . 1/12/19 Twitter for iPhone
I guess you could say I’m DTF via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2H9pcTw

I guess you could say I’m DTF via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2H9pcTw

Dtf, Iphone, and Twitter: tiller @BrysonTller Yeah I'm DTF D - Down T- To F Finally be in a relationship with someone that actually cares about the relationship and cares about my mental health and supports my dreams 5:36 PM . 1/12/19 Twitter for iPhone I guess you could say I’m DTF

Dtf, Iphone, and Twitter: tiller
@BrysonTller
Yeah I'm DTF
D - Down
T- To
F Finally be in a relationship with
someone that actually cares about the
relationship and cares about my mental
health and supports my dreams
5:36 PM . 1/12/19 Twitter for iPhone
I guess you could say I’m DTF

Dtf, Iphone, and Twitter: tiller
@BrysonTller
Yeah I'm DTF
D - Down
T- To
F Finally be in a relationship with
someone that actually cares about the
relationship and cares about my mental
health and supports my dreams
5:36 PM . 1/12/19 Twitter for iPhone
I guess you could say I’m DTF

I guess you could say I’m DTF

Blackpeopletwitter, White House, and Guess: W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell White House Staffer, choking through tears - "I... guess...we could... use the... Lincoln gravy boats... for the Mc... the McNug... the McNugget sauces." gettyimages Pool gettyimages Lukewarm mcnuggets are just a metaphor for this administration (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, White House, and Guess: W. Kamau Bell
@wkamaubell
White House Staffer, choking through
tears - "I... guess...we could... use
the... Lincoln gravy boats... for the
Mc... the McNug... the McNugget
sauces."
gettyimages
Pool
gettyimages
Lukewarm mcnuggets are just a metaphor for this administration (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, White House, and Guess: W. Kamau Bell
@wkamaubell
White House Staffer, choking through
tears - "I... guess...we could... use
the... Lincoln gravy boats... for the
Mc... the McNug... the McNugget
sauces."
gettyimages
Pool
gettyimages
Lukewarm mcnuggets are just a metaphor for this administration (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Lukewarm mcnuggets are just a metaphor for this administration (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blessed, God, and Memes: When you accidentally step on your doggo's paw and treat him like a God for the rest of the day “Oh doggo, how could I be so cruel” blessed

Blessed, God, and Memes: When you accidentally step on your
doggo's paw and treat him like a God
for the rest of the day
“Oh doggo, how could I be so cruel” blessed

Blessed, God, and Memes: When you accidentally step on your
doggo's paw and treat him like a God
for the rest of the day
“Oh doggo, how could I be so cruel” blessed

“Oh doggo, how could I be so cruel” blessed

Http, The Real, and Never: KEVERYTHING I could tell you anything, and voud still never know the real me. http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, The Real, and Never: KEVERYTHING
I could tell you anything,
and voud still never know the real me.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, The Real, and Never: KEVERYTHING
I could tell you anything,
and voud still never know the real me.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Best Friend, Memes, and Best: Would you punch your best friend in the face for £10,000? This could get interesting.

Best Friend, Memes, and Best: Would you punch your best friend
in the face for £10,000?
This could get interesting.

Best Friend, Memes, and Best: Would you punch your best friend
in the face for £10,000?
This could get interesting.

This could get interesting.

Beautiful, Lost, and Guess: He had beautiful eyes The kind you could get lost in And I guess I did s.b

Beautiful, Lost, and Guess: He had beautiful eyes
The kind you could get lost in
And I guess I did
s.b

Beautiful, Lost, and Guess: He had beautiful eyes
The kind you could get lost in
And I guess I did
s.b

Http, The Real, and Never: KEVERYTHING I could tell you anything, and voud still never know the real me. http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, The Real, and Never: KEVERYTHING
I could tell you anything,
and voud still never know the real me.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, The Real, and Never: KEVERYTHING
I could tell you anything,
and voud still never know the real me.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Hitler, Japan, and Pearl Harbor: Hitler: Hey Japan could you be a doll and attack Stalin from the East so we can take Moscow Japan: Actually we just bombed Pearl Harbor instead Hitler: YOUWHAT mgrlip.com Threw this together real quick but I think it’s pretty solid https://t.co/vPOxkJ5rFM

Hitler, Japan, and Pearl Harbor: Hitler: Hey Japan could
you be a doll and attack Stalin
from the East so we can take Moscow
Japan: Actually we just
bombed Pearl Harbor instead
Hitler:
YOUWHAT
mgrlip.com
Threw this together real quick but I think it’s pretty solid https://t.co/vPOxkJ5rFM

Hitler, Japan, and Pearl Harbor: Hitler: Hey Japan could
you be a doll and attack Stalin
from the East so we can take Moscow
Japan: Actually we just
bombed Pearl Harbor instead
Hitler:
YOUWHAT
mgrlip.com
Threw this together real quick but I think it’s pretty solid https://t.co/vPOxkJ5rFM

Bad, Love, and I Love You: "When I say I love you more, I don't mean I love you more than you love me. I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead of us, I love you more than any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us, I love you more than any obstacle that could try and come between us. I love you the most. 93

Bad, Love, and I Love You: "When I say I love you more, I don't mean
I love you more than you love me. I mean
I love you more than the bad days ahead
of us, I love you more than any fight we
will ever have. I love you more than the
distance between us, I love you more than
any obstacle that could try and come
between us. I love you the most.
93

Bad, Love, and I Love You: "When I say I love you more, I don't mean
I love you more than you love me. I mean
I love you more than the bad days ahead
of us, I love you more than any fight we
will ever have. I love you more than the
distance between us, I love you more than
any obstacle that could try and come
between us. I love you the most.
93

Memes, 🤖, and Sticks: A year full of sticks... what more could a dog ask for? So many sticks 😂 Credit: @_.luci

Memes, 🤖, and Sticks: A year full of sticks...
what more could a
dog ask for?
So many sticks 😂 Credit: @_.luci

Memes, 🤖, and Sticks: A year full of sticks...
what more could a
dog ask for?
So many sticks 😂 Credit: @_.luci

Memes, Money, and Twitter: Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Some simple ways the US could get out of debt: -sell Wyoming -print more money -gofundme -link the government dosh account to Obama's twitter -sell the White House -start selling crack -um maybe don't eat out as often? Cook a meal once in a while? -sell juuls to 9th graders How to get the U.S. out of debt via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2VTBzGP

Memes, Money, and Twitter: Beans After Dark
@goodbeanalt
Some simple ways the US could get out
of debt:
-sell Wyoming
-print more money
-gofundme
-link the government dosh account to
Obama's twitter
-sell the White House
-start selling crack
-um maybe don't eat out as often?
Cook a meal once in a while?
-sell juuls to 9th graders
How to get the U.S. out of debt via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2VTBzGP

Memes, Money, and Twitter: Beans After Dark
@goodbeanalt
Some simple ways the US could get out
of debt:
-sell Wyoming
-print more money
-gofundme
-link the government dosh account to
Obama's twitter
-sell the White House
-start selling crack
-um maybe don't eat out as often?
Cook a meal once in a while?
-sell juuls to 9th graders
How to get the U.S. out of debt via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2VTBzGP

How to get the U.S. out of debt via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2VTBzGP

Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity. Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell where one began and the other ended That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge. Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck each other, well, then nothing happens anyway. (Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle monster that can't be stopped) Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon
It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg
and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity.
Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for
six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after
kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to
head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy
dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell
where one began and the other ended
That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried
Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after
she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to
see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one
last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any
of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge.
Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to
fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck
each other, well, then nothing happens anyway.
(Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up
to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle
monster that can't be stopped)
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon
It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg
and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity.
Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for
six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after
kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to
head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy
dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell
where one began and the other ended
That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried
Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after
she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to
see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one
last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any
of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge.
Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to
fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck
each other, well, then nothing happens anyway.
(Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up
to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle
monster that can't be stopped)
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

Apparently, Beer, and Dude: Emily Holmes January 2 at 11:26 AM Liberal Friends, listen to this right now: Democratic Nominees are not clay pigeons I repeat. DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES ARE NOT CLAY PIGEONS But, Emily, whatever do you mean? What is this metaphor? It goes like this One by one, over the next couple of months, Democratic nominees are going to launch their official bids for President. They are going to launch themselves, one by one, into the sky, right into our line of vision Our job is not to shoot them. Our job is NOT, the second we see them cross the sky, to reach out for the gun being handed to us by conservatives (because duh, conservatives and guns) and take aim, and blast them, one by one out of the air, for not being absolutely perfect. Not likeable enough. BOOM Not an inspiring enough speaker. BOOM Said that awkward thing that one time. BOOM I wouldn't want to have a beer with them. BOOM Too old. BOOM. Too female. BOOM. Too white. BOOM Not a fucking flawless progressive superhero. BOOM Because what happens next? We shoot the candidates down. We degrade them. We belittle them. We smear them. Then we hand the gun to the media. They do the same. They hand the gun to the conservatives. They do the same. Then the bots start reloading. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM And then at the end of primary season, we have to pick up the shattered remains of whoever got the most votes and attempt to glue them back together into a candidate who can win the general election. And we will lose. Because we learned fucking NOTHING from 2016, apparently Trump didn't win because every conservative loves him. Most of them hate his fucking guts. But they held their noses and voted for him because he was the only way to push their agenda forward. And holy shit, have they pushed it. Despite his complete ineptitude, his bumbling, his gross incompetence, his blatant corruption, they have shoved through some really damaging policies that are hurting real people every single day, and they will continue to do so for as long as we let them So, here we are. You're not jazzed about Liz Warren? Awesome. Beto not your boy? Swell. Sick of Biden memes? Good for you, friend. Keep it to yourself. Why? Because EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT WHO RUNS IS INFINITELY BETTER FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY THAN THE FLAMING RACIST POPULIST TRASH CURRENTLY STEERING THIS COUNTRY DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN. I'm not sure if you noticed, but we already elected a guy based on a cult of personality rather than on whether he was qualified in any way to do the iob, and we're going to be putting out the flames for DECADES But what do we do instead, you ask? Watch debates. Compare platforms Be informed. Choose your favorite BASED ON REAL FACTUAL POLICIES AND EXPERIENCE, NOT ON YOUR DELICATE FEELINGS AND WHETHER YOU FEEL SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINED OR INEXPLICABLY HAPPY AT THE VERY SIGHT OF THEIR GLOWING FACE. Then get involved. Register people. Drive to the polls. Hold signs on street corners. Write postcards Knock on doors. Don't tell us why the other candidates suck, tell us why yours is THE BEST. Fight FOR them. Remember how we used to fight FOR things, rather than against them? I know Trump makes it hard to remember, but I promise, that's a thing we used to know how to do Then we all, collectively, wholeheartedly, throw our weight and energy and voice behind whoever gets the nomination. If we do that, we win. Period It's not a question of who can beat Trump, don't you get it? A sentient fucking houseplant with a liberal platform could beat Trump, if we do this right. It's a question of whether WE can beat him, or would we rather tear ourselves apart? Look around you, folks. The stock market is in free-fall. Our international reputation is in tatters. Our foreign policy is for sale to dictators. Our free press is under daily attack. Our Supreme Court is one conservative white dude away from full-on Gilead, and we can't keep asking an 84-year-old woman recovering from broken ribs and a third bout of cancer to hang on for six more years because we can't get our heads out of our own asses. I mean, she'll do it, obviously, because RBG is a BOSS, but she shouldn't have to. I repeat. This is not a test of our candidates. There are lots of good, solid options. It's a test of US. Of OUR ability to unite. Of OUR strength. Of OUR ability to put aside selfish arbitrary purity tests and scales of "likeability" and to just FUCKING GET IT DONE. We don't need the perfect candidate to rescue us. We need to realize that we can rescue ourselves So, how about it, Resistance? They want us to forget that we have the numbers, the motivation, and the power. They want us to implode. Let's explode instead, and leave nothing but a charred ruin of this nightmare administration in our wake. BOOM 1.4K Comments 6.7K Shares onceuponamirror: helenofhere: snarksandkisses: Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind: This is the most important post on this platform since early 2016. WE ARE NOT FUCKING IT UP TWICE. DO NOT LET PROPAGANDA AND MANIPULATION DIVIDE US AGAINST GETTING THIS MONSTER OUT. thanks

Apparently, Beer, and Dude: Emily Holmes
January 2 at 11:26 AM
Liberal Friends, listen to this right now: Democratic Nominees are not clay
pigeons
I repeat.
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES ARE NOT CLAY PIGEONS
But, Emily, whatever do you mean? What is this metaphor?
It goes like this
One by one, over the next couple of months, Democratic nominees are
going to launch their official bids for President. They are going to launch
themselves, one by one, into the sky, right into our line of vision
Our job is not to shoot them.
Our job is NOT, the second we see them cross the sky, to reach out for the
gun being handed to us by conservatives (because duh, conservatives and
guns) and take aim, and blast them, one by one out of the air, for not being
absolutely perfect.
Not likeable enough. BOOM
Not an inspiring enough speaker. BOOM
Said that awkward thing that one time. BOOM
I wouldn't want to have a beer with them. BOOM
Too old. BOOM. Too female. BOOM. Too white. BOOM
Not a fucking flawless progressive superhero. BOOM
Because what happens next? We shoot the candidates down. We degrade
them. We belittle them. We smear them. Then we hand the gun to the
media. They do the same. They hand the gun to the conservatives. They do
the same. Then the bots start reloading. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM
And then at the end of primary season, we have to pick up the shattered
remains of whoever got the most votes and attempt to glue them back
together into a candidate who can win the general election.
And we will lose. Because we learned fucking NOTHING from 2016,
apparently
Trump didn't win because every conservative loves him. Most of them hate
his fucking guts. But they held their noses and voted for him because he
was the only way to push their agenda forward. And holy shit, have they
pushed it. Despite his complete ineptitude, his bumbling, his gross
incompetence, his blatant corruption, they have shoved through some
really damaging policies that are hurting real people every single day, and
they will continue to do so for as long as we let them

So, here we are. You're not jazzed about Liz Warren? Awesome. Beto not
your boy? Swell. Sick of Biden memes? Good for you, friend. Keep it to
yourself. Why? Because EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT WHO RUNS IS
INFINITELY BETTER FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY THAN THE
FLAMING RACIST POPULIST TRASH CURRENTLY STEERING THIS
COUNTRY DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN.
I'm not sure if you noticed, but we already elected a guy based on a cult of
personality rather than on whether he was qualified in any way to do the
iob, and we're going to be putting out the flames for DECADES
But what do we do instead, you ask? Watch debates. Compare platforms
Be informed. Choose your favorite BASED ON REAL FACTUAL POLICIES
AND EXPERIENCE, NOT ON YOUR DELICATE FEELINGS AND WHETHER
YOU FEEL SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINED OR INEXPLICABLY HAPPY AT THE
VERY SIGHT OF THEIR GLOWING FACE. Then get involved. Register
people. Drive to the polls. Hold signs on street corners. Write postcards
Knock on doors. Don't tell us why the other candidates suck, tell us why
yours is THE BEST. Fight FOR them. Remember how we used to fight FOR
things, rather than against them? I know Trump makes it hard to remember,
but I promise, that's a thing we used to know how to do
Then we all, collectively, wholeheartedly, throw our weight and energy and
voice behind whoever gets the nomination. If we do that, we win. Period
It's not a question of who can beat Trump, don't you get it? A sentient
fucking houseplant with a liberal platform could beat Trump, if we do this
right. It's a question of whether WE can beat him, or would we rather tear
ourselves apart?
Look around you, folks. The stock market is in free-fall. Our international
reputation is in tatters. Our foreign policy is for sale to dictators. Our free
press is under daily attack. Our Supreme Court is one conservative white
dude away from full-on Gilead, and we can't keep asking an 84-year-old
woman recovering from broken ribs and a third bout of cancer to hang on
for six more years because we can't get our heads out of our own asses. I
mean, she'll do it, obviously, because RBG is a BOSS, but she shouldn't
have to.
I repeat. This is not a test of our candidates. There are lots of good, solid
options. It's a test of US. Of OUR ability to unite. Of OUR strength. Of OUR
ability to put aside selfish arbitrary purity tests and scales of "likeability"
and to just FUCKING GET IT DONE. We don't need the perfect candidate to
rescue us. We need to realize that we can rescue ourselves
So, how about it, Resistance? They want us to forget that we have the
numbers, the motivation, and the power. They want us to implode. Let's
explode instead, and leave nothing but a charred ruin of this nightmare
administration in our wake.
BOOM
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helenofhere:

snarksandkisses:

Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind:

This is the most important post on this platform since early 2016.

WE ARE NOT FUCKING IT UP TWICE. DO NOT LET PROPAGANDA AND MANIPULATION DIVIDE US AGAINST GETTING THIS MONSTER OUT. thanks

Apparently, Beer, and Dude: Emily Holmes
January 2 at 11:26 AM
Liberal Friends, listen to this right now: Democratic Nominees are not clay
pigeons
I repeat.
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES ARE NOT CLAY PIGEONS
But, Emily, whatever do you mean? What is this metaphor?
It goes like this
One by one, over the next couple of months, Democratic nominees are
going to launch their official bids for President. They are going to launch
themselves, one by one, into the sky, right into our line of vision
Our job is not to shoot them.
Our job is NOT, the second we see them cross the sky, to reach out for the
gun being handed to us by conservatives (because duh, conservatives and
guns) and take aim, and blast them, one by one out of the air, for not being
absolutely perfect.
Not likeable enough. BOOM
Not an inspiring enough speaker. BOOM
Said that awkward thing that one time. BOOM
I wouldn't want to have a beer with them. BOOM
Too old. BOOM. Too female. BOOM. Too white. BOOM
Not a fucking flawless progressive superhero. BOOM
Because what happens next? We shoot the candidates down. We degrade
them. We belittle them. We smear them. Then we hand the gun to the
media. They do the same. They hand the gun to the conservatives. They do
the same. Then the bots start reloading. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM
And then at the end of primary season, we have to pick up the shattered
remains of whoever got the most votes and attempt to glue them back
together into a candidate who can win the general election.
And we will lose. Because we learned fucking NOTHING from 2016,
apparently
Trump didn't win because every conservative loves him. Most of them hate
his fucking guts. But they held their noses and voted for him because he
was the only way to push their agenda forward. And holy shit, have they
pushed it. Despite his complete ineptitude, his bumbling, his gross
incompetence, his blatant corruption, they have shoved through some
really damaging policies that are hurting real people every single day, and
they will continue to do so for as long as we let them

So, here we are. You're not jazzed about Liz Warren? Awesome. Beto not
your boy? Swell. Sick of Biden memes? Good for you, friend. Keep it to
yourself. Why? Because EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT WHO RUNS IS
INFINITELY BETTER FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY THAN THE
FLAMING RACIST POPULIST TRASH CURRENTLY STEERING THIS
COUNTRY DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN.
I'm not sure if you noticed, but we already elected a guy based on a cult of
personality rather than on whether he was qualified in any way to do the
iob, and we're going to be putting out the flames for DECADES
But what do we do instead, you ask? Watch debates. Compare platforms
Be informed. Choose your favorite BASED ON REAL FACTUAL POLICIES
AND EXPERIENCE, NOT ON YOUR DELICATE FEELINGS AND WHETHER
YOU FEEL SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINED OR INEXPLICABLY HAPPY AT THE
VERY SIGHT OF THEIR GLOWING FACE. Then get involved. Register
people. Drive to the polls. Hold signs on street corners. Write postcards
Knock on doors. Don't tell us why the other candidates suck, tell us why
yours is THE BEST. Fight FOR them. Remember how we used to fight FOR
things, rather than against them? I know Trump makes it hard to remember,
but I promise, that's a thing we used to know how to do
Then we all, collectively, wholeheartedly, throw our weight and energy and
voice behind whoever gets the nomination. If we do that, we win. Period
It's not a question of who can beat Trump, don't you get it? A sentient
fucking houseplant with a liberal platform could beat Trump, if we do this
right. It's a question of whether WE can beat him, or would we rather tear
ourselves apart?
Look around you, folks. The stock market is in free-fall. Our international
reputation is in tatters. Our foreign policy is for sale to dictators. Our free
press is under daily attack. Our Supreme Court is one conservative white
dude away from full-on Gilead, and we can't keep asking an 84-year-old
woman recovering from broken ribs and a third bout of cancer to hang on
for six more years because we can't get our heads out of our own asses. I
mean, she'll do it, obviously, because RBG is a BOSS, but she shouldn't
have to.
I repeat. This is not a test of our candidates. There are lots of good, solid
options. It's a test of US. Of OUR ability to unite. Of OUR strength. Of OUR
ability to put aside selfish arbitrary purity tests and scales of "likeability"
and to just FUCKING GET IT DONE. We don't need the perfect candidate to
rescue us. We need to realize that we can rescue ourselves
So, how about it, Resistance? They want us to forget that we have the
numbers, the motivation, and the power. They want us to implode. Let's
explode instead, and leave nothing but a charred ruin of this nightmare
administration in our wake.
BOOM
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onceuponamirror:

helenofhere:

snarksandkisses:

Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind:

This is the most important post on this platform since early 2016.

WE ARE NOT FUCKING IT UP TWICE. DO NOT LET PROPAGANDA AND MANIPULATION DIVIDE US AGAINST GETTING THIS MONSTER OUT. thanks

Fucking, Head, and Life: "You know what's fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever I want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it."

Fucking, Head, and Life: "You know what's fucking scary? The fact that
I could literally change my life at any moment.
I could stop talking to everyone that makes me
unhappy. I could kiss whoever I want. I could
shave my head or get on a plane or take my
own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire
world is in my hands, and I have no idea what
to do with it."

Fucking, Head, and Life: "You know what's fucking scary? The fact that
I could literally change my life at any moment.
I could stop talking to everyone that makes me
unhappy. I could kiss whoever I want. I could
shave my head or get on a plane or take my
own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire
world is in my hands, and I have no idea what
to do with it."

Apparently, Ass, and Cute: josh @joshttd bro this cute ass girl in my class ain't a girl apparently wtf 2018-10-03, 9:27 AM James Charles could get this meat no 🧢

Apparently, Ass, and Cute: josh
@joshttd
bro this cute ass girl in my class ain't a
girl apparently wtf
2018-10-03, 9:27 AM
James Charles could get this meat no 🧢

Apparently, Ass, and Cute: josh
@joshttd
bro this cute ass girl in my class ain't a
girl apparently wtf
2018-10-03, 9:27 AM
James Charles could get this meat no 🧢

Beautiful, Birthday, and Bless Up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)

Memes, Aspen, and Time: faith aspen @Faith_Turney ok, i have a confession one time when i was doing a chem lab i purposefully ripped a hole in my glove, poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my skin got irritated so my professor let me leave early all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel thank u for ur time I would do anything for a bagel

Memes, Aspen, and Time: faith aspen
@Faith_Turney
ok, i have a confession
one time when i was doing a chem lab i
purposefully ripped a hole in my glove,
poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my
skin got irritated so my professor let me
leave early
all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel
thank u for ur time
I would do anything for a bagel

Memes, Aspen, and Time: faith aspen
@Faith_Turney
ok, i have a confession
one time when i was doing a chem lab i
purposefully ripped a hole in my glove,
poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my
skin got irritated so my professor let me
leave early
all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel
thank u for ur time
I would do anything for a bagel

I would do anything for a bagel

Money, Target, and Kids: Chad Hayes, MD @chadhayesmd Overheard: 11yo: Can you imagine if you grew out of your underwear each week? 7yo: You could get new designs all the time 11yo: We'd spend so much money at Target. 7yo: We *already* spend so much money at Target. I'm gonna need these kids to manage my finances from now on.

Money, Target, and Kids: Chad Hayes, MD
@chadhayesmd
Overheard:
11yo: Can you imagine if you grew out of
your underwear each week?
7yo: You could get new designs all the time
11yo: We'd spend so much money at Target.
7yo: We *already* spend so much money at
Target.
I'm gonna need these kids to manage my finances from now on.

Money, Target, and Kids: Chad Hayes, MD
@chadhayesmd
Overheard:
11yo: Can you imagine if you grew out of
your underwear each week?
7yo: You could get new designs all the time
11yo: We'd spend so much money at Target.
7yo: We *already* spend so much money at
Target.
I'm gonna need these kids to manage my finances from now on.

I'm gonna need these kids to manage my finances from now on.

Amazing, You, and More: YOU ARE MORE AMAZING THAN I COULD EVER TELL YOU

Amazing, You, and More: YOU ARE MORE AMAZING
THAN I COULD EVER
TELL YOU

Amazing, You, and More: YOU ARE MORE AMAZING
THAN I COULD EVER
TELL YOU

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