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        Tumblr Crime Show: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but
 as you can see in this convenience store security footage
 she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells
 us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by
 the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen
 which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at
 approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly
 five minutes later so therefore
 m crying cause most secunty
 cams would have timestamps
 crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a
 timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this
 case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would
 think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at
 all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it
 as their background footage while recording yesterday so
 jenroses
 yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?
 unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality
 and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated
 mage you can see the details become much clearer and
 easier to identify
 But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the
 camera lens?
 good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie
 combing through the footage I noticed three different people
 sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and
 found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure
 plant life that is native to this particular state, which really
 doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the
 opposite season! So I did some digging and found four
 nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that
 plant all
 year round, which of course
 means
 mongolman101
 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the
 cameras live feed as background, then we should know the
 ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long
 the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators
 presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we
 will know the time the perpetrator was in the building
 DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE
 WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your
 kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up
 state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm
 not any happier than you are.
 but I hate sharing!
 TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is
 somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its
 members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god
 Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm
 worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but
 lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside
 our differences, and do what needs to be done?!
 Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if
 he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse!
 That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let
 anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish
 smile.
 Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's
 murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we
 haven't worked together before, but this case will have us
 working together for a while, until we eventually find your
 fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time,
 and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But
 don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force,
 put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding
 of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of
 laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being
 from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex
 couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously
 unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of
 our adventures, will always know we were meant to be
 together, weirdly large age gap be damned!
 Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with
 you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I
 stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it
 to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have
 him!
 But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full
 year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly
 interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be
 halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable
 future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very
 quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to
 keep secrets.
 And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with
 your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex
 with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can
 really get across how Not Gay I am.
 It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be
 stakeouts.
 executive producer dick wolf
 Source: aloverthegaf
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                    Tumblr Crime Show: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but
 as you can see in this convenience store security footage
 she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells
 us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by
 the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen
 which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at
 approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly
 five minutes later so therefore
 m crying cause most secunty
 cams would have timestamps
 crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a
 timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this
 case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would
 think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at
 all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it
 as their background footage while recording yesterday so
 jenroses
 yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?
 unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality
 and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated
 mage you can see the details become much clearer and
 easier to identify
 But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the
 camera lens?
 good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie
 combing through the footage I noticed three different people
 sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and
 found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure
 plant life that is native to this particular state, which really
 doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the
 opposite season! So I did some digging and found four
 nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that
 plant all
 year round, which of course
 means
 mongolman101
 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the
 cameras live feed as background, then we should know the
 ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long
 the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators
 presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we
 will know the time the perpetrator was in the building
 DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE
 WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your
 kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up
 state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm
 not any happier than you are.
 but I hate sharing!
 TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is
 somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its
 members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god
 Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm
 worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but
 lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside
 our differences, and do what needs to be done?!
 Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if
 he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse!
 That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let
 anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish
 smile.
 Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's
 murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we
 haven't worked together before, but this case will have us
 working together for a while, until we eventually find your
 fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time,
 and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But
 don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force,
 put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding
 of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of
 laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being
 from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex
 couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously
 unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of
 our adventures, will always know we were meant to be
 together, weirdly large age gap be damned!
 Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with
 you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I
 stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it
 to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have
 him!
 But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full
 year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly
 interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be
 halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable
 future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very
 quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to
 keep secrets.
 And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with
 your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex
 with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can
 really get across how Not Gay I am.
 It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be
 stakeouts.
 executive producer dick wolf
 Source: aloverthegaf
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        literatureandtrees:🌱: 110ROGER ZELAZNY
 44
 your purpose and you had to die. They left us small
 rights, we should have killed you--and you know it
 ng you with your life forfeit for attem
 it my lip. There were many things I might say. But
 THE HAND OF OBERON
 something approximating the truth, he did have a point. And I k
 Shadow physically in a somewhat similar fashion. He lays his min
 place he would visit, forms a kind of mental doorway, and simp
 steps through. For that matter, I believe he can sometimes tell what peopl
 thinking It is almost as if he has himself become some sort of livin
 these things because I have seen him do them. Near the enc
 ahen we had him under surveillance in the palace he had eluded us onc
 is was the time he traveled to the shadow Earth and ha
 times We did not yet know that he could summon things through Shadov
 he became aware that you had escaped your confinemen
 e summoned a horrid beast which attacked Caine, who was then his bood
 "Eric," he said, "figured that your eyesight might eventhually be
 knowing the way we regenerate-given time. It was a vety deet
 he can travel through Shadow with his mind, tha
 he seeks in Shadow, and then bring it
 not understand the power that he possesses," he said, "but it i
 chair locate what
 anyone's satisfaction-exce
 a move to sure his own continued reign beyond the t
 And I wil tell you frankly that he simply wanted to imprion vor
 an act of will without moving from the chair, and he ca
 pt for killing you. That would have been tor
 are
 "The whose idea was the blinding?"
 He as silent again for a long while. Then he spoke very sodil on
 oubls f
 Bedlam. After his recapture, one of us remained wit
 me out, please. It was mine, and it may have saved
 inst you had to be tantamount to death, ot their bet
 some future time. They could have used your Trump b
 thi
 t in the ibary when we brought him back. I
 which I do not understand
 re we could, and I did not see him again
 you, or they could have used it to free you in order to
 another move against Eric. Blinded, however, there was
 and you were of no use for an
 you by taking you out of the picture for a time, and it saved us from a noNot tota
 egregious act which might one day be held against us. As we saw t, he e once, wealy t totaly, then.," he said
 no choice. It was the only thing we could do. There could be no
 Fiona has similar strengths, and I believe Bleys did also. Between th
 of them, they could apparently annul most of Brand's power while the
 a case, I wonder how they managed to confine him at all?"
 ng
 e th
 r a time,
 have in mind
 Not totlly," I said. "He got a message to Random. In fact, he reache
 leniency either, or we might be suspected of having some use for gnke though the deteones
 The moment you assumed any such semblance of value you would hre heWht do you know of all their byplay with me-con
 a dead man. The most we could do was look the other way wheneve lil me, saving me."
 Rein contrived to comfort you. That was all that could be done.
 know of all their byplay with me-confining me, trying
 That I do not understand," he said, "except that it was part of the pow
 trugle within their own group. They had had a falling out amongst ther
 whe, and one side or the other had some use for you. So, naturally, o
 had
 ecover your sight that quickly, nor that you would be able to
 ou did. How did you manage it?"
 tleeas tying to kill you while the oth
 d couse, Bleys got the most mileage out of you, in that attack he launched
 "Does Macy's tell Gimbel's?" I said.
 shadow Earth,
 Well hati wWhat Brand told me, but it jibes with all sorts of secon
 "I said-never mind. What do you know of Brand's imprisommet
 He regarded me once more.
 "All I know is that there was some sort of falling out withoide
 afraid to let him run loose. When we freed him from their compm
 And you said you feared him enough to
 to l
 y now, after all this time, when all of this is history and the plen at tht a he
 ted again? He was weak, virtually helpless. Wathamk
 Tla you countenance Fiona in Amber," 1 said. "In fact, you are mo
 sosy mles id of us all. Pity Dad was always
 k the particulars. For some reason, Bleys and Fiona were afad
 d
 was apparently more afraid of having
 prisonment-Fiona
 Courne, he said, smling, "I have always been very fond of Fior
 ed.
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                    literatureandtrees:🌱: 110ROGER ZELAZNY
 44
 your purpose and you had to die. They left us small
 rights, we should have killed you--and you know it
 ng you with your life forfeit for attem
 it my lip. There were many things I might say. But
 THE HAND OF OBERON
 something approximating the truth, he did have a point. And I k
 Shadow physically in a somewhat similar fashion. He lays his min
 place he would visit, forms a kind of mental doorway, and simp
 steps through. For that matter, I believe he can sometimes tell what peopl
 thinking It is almost as if he has himself become some sort of livin
 these things because I have seen him do them. Near the enc
 ahen we had him under surveillance in the palace he had eluded us onc
 is was the time he traveled to the shadow Earth and ha
 times We did not yet know that he could summon things through Shadov
 he became aware that you had escaped your confinemen
 e summoned a horrid beast which attacked Caine, who was then his bood
 "Eric," he said, "figured that your eyesight might eventhually be
 knowing the way we regenerate-given time. It was a vety deet
 he can travel through Shadow with his mind, tha
 he seeks in Shadow, and then bring it
 not understand the power that he possesses," he said, "but it i
 chair locate what
 anyone's satisfaction-exce
 a move to sure his own continued reign beyond the t
 And I wil tell you frankly that he simply wanted to imprion vor
 an act of will without moving from the chair, and he ca
 pt for killing you. That would have been tor
 are
 "The whose idea was the blinding?"
 He as silent again for a long while. Then he spoke very sodil on
 oubls f
 Bedlam. After his recapture, one of us remained wit
 me out, please. It was mine, and it may have saved
 inst you had to be tantamount to death, ot their bet
 some future time. They could have used your Trump b
 thi
 t in the ibary when we brought him back. I
 which I do not understand
 re we could, and I did not see him again
 you, or they could have used it to free you in order to
 another move against Eric. Blinded, however, there was
 and you were of no use for an
 you by taking you out of the picture for a time, and it saved us from a noNot tota
 egregious act which might one day be held against us. As we saw t, he e once, wealy t totaly, then.," he said
 no choice. It was the only thing we could do. There could be no
 Fiona has similar strengths, and I believe Bleys did also. Between th
 of them, they could apparently annul most of Brand's power while the
 a case, I wonder how they managed to confine him at all?"
 ng
 e th
 r a time,
 have in mind
 Not totlly," I said. "He got a message to Random. In fact, he reache
 leniency either, or we might be suspected of having some use for gnke though the deteones
 The moment you assumed any such semblance of value you would hre heWht do you know of all their byplay with me-con
 a dead man. The most we could do was look the other way wheneve lil me, saving me."
 Rein contrived to comfort you. That was all that could be done.
 know of all their byplay with me-confining me, trying
 That I do not understand," he said, "except that it was part of the pow
 trugle within their own group. They had had a falling out amongst ther
 whe, and one side or the other had some use for you. So, naturally, o
 had
 ecover your sight that quickly, nor that you would be able to
 ou did. How did you manage it?"
 tleeas tying to kill you while the oth
 d couse, Bleys got the most mileage out of you, in that attack he launched
 "Does Macy's tell Gimbel's?" I said.
 shadow Earth,
 Well hati wWhat Brand told me, but it jibes with all sorts of secon
 "I said-never mind. What do you know of Brand's imprisommet
 He regarded me once more.
 "All I know is that there was some sort of falling out withoide
 afraid to let him run loose. When we freed him from their compm
 And you said you feared him enough to
 to l
 y now, after all this time, when all of this is history and the plen at tht a he
 ted again? He was weak, virtually helpless. Wathamk
 Tla you countenance Fiona in Amber," 1 said. "In fact, you are mo
 sosy mles id of us all. Pity Dad was always
 k the particulars. For some reason, Bleys and Fiona were afad
 d
 was apparently more afraid of having
 prisonment-Fiona
 Courne, he said, smling, "I have always been very fond of Fior
 ed.
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        Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂
        

            
            

                
                
                    Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you. Christian D. Larson 🌹. -- --: itchy Quotes
 The difficulties you face in life
 do not come to destroy you.
 They come to show you exactly
 what you are made of and
 just how strong you really are.
Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you. Christian D. Larson 🌹. -- --
        

            
            

                
                
                    Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you. Christian D. Larson 🌹. -- --: itchy Quotes
 The difficulties you face in life
 do not come to destroy you.
 They come to show you exactly
 what you are made of and
 just how strong you really are.
Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you. Christian D. Larson 🌹. -- --
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you. Christian D. Larson 🌹. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- @cristiano @neymarjr @kendalljenner @nickiminaj @officialalikiba @mileycyrus @katyperry @harrystyles @natgeo @kevinhart4real @therock @jordanspieth @cameron1newton @taylorswift @rootsoffight @mistyonpointe @natashahastings @arianagrande @selenagomez @treysongz @kimkardashian @kyliejenner: Bitchy Quotes
 The difficulties you face in life
 do not come to destroy you.
 They come to show you exactly
 what you are made of and
 just how strong you really are.
Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you. Christian D. Larson 🌹. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- @cristiano @neymarjr @kendalljenner @nickiminaj @officialalikiba @mileycyrus @katyperry @harrystyles @natgeo @kevinhart4real @therock @jordanspieth @cameron1newton @taylorswift @rootsoffight @mistyonpointe @natashahastings @arianagrande @selenagomez @treysongz @kimkardashian @kyliejenner
        

            
            

                
                
                    Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you. Christian D. Larson 🌹. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- @cristiano @neymarjr @kendalljenner @nickiminaj @officialalikiba @mileycyrus @katyperry @harrystyles @natgeo @kevinhart4real @therock @jordanspieth @cameron1newton @taylorswift @rootsoffight @mistyonpointe @natashahastings @arianagrande @selenagomez @treysongz @kimkardashian @kyliejenner: Bitchy Quotes
 The difficulties you face in life
 do not come to destroy you.
 They come to show you exactly
 what you are made of and
 just how strong you really are.
Promise Yourself To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but great deeds. To live in faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you. Christian D. Larson 🌹. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- @cristiano @neymarjr @kendalljenner @nickiminaj @officialalikiba @mileycyrus @katyperry @harrystyles @natgeo @kevinhart4real @therock @jordanspieth @cameron1newton @taylorswift @rootsoffight @mistyonpointe @natashahastings @arianagrande @selenagomez @treysongz @kimkardashian @kyliejenner
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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