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Bones, Books, and Money: o just-shower-thoughts If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge. agwitow It just became second nature to close all the cupboards first thing in the morning (even though they'd been closed the night before) Which was when things escalated from banging cupboard doors to actually breaking things. Faucets, door handles, curtain rods ripped from the wall.. all the repairs started to add up "Look, I didn't mind having an ethereal roommate, but I can't afford to keep fixing all this shit. Here's a pencil and some paper. Just write what's bothering you-l doubt you could put anything that would be more expensive than having a plumber come out to replace all the faucets again." The next morning there's a scrawl line at the top of the page that devolved into an angry scribbling mess that tore through the page. Two cupboard doors were entirely ripped off "I don't want to get someone in to banish you, but this is ridiculous. Just tell me what you want." The second piece of paper is ripped into shreds and several knives are embedded in the wall A careful examination of the paper scraps shovw that it had the same scribbles as the first piece A quick trip to the library and a stop at a store later, there are kindergarten workbooks on learning to write spread across the counter. "Look, I don't know if you're just being difficult, but I hope not. So I got an audiobook on learning to read and write, and here are some workbooks for kids-don't get mad-to teach them their letters. Just press play on the stereo, and work through the books at your own pace. I'll get more when you finish." The first workbook is half-completed before being ripped to pieces, but at least there was no other damage. Replacing it is significantly cheaper than replacing cupboard doors It takes awhile, but eventually the workbooks progress to a fifth grade level. These ones are starting to be more costly (they're bigger, for one thing), but it's not even the money anymore. Little notes scrawled in a shaky hand appear on the steamy bathroom mirror Have A gooD dy Or written in ketchup on the counter (that was a frightening sight the first time) You R out of MLK And then one day there's a message taped to the fridge. The spelling and penmanship isn't the best, but it's legible and even signed Dear Occupente, I have haunted this spot for ovr three hune hudre 300 years. My bones are dust and I am fergotN. I do not have wants to trap me. I am here 4 ever I am bord. Lonly. I am sorrY 4 breaking things We be frends? Syncerly Eloise
Confused, Dad, and Facebook: Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a experience. Before the surgery wasn't too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like hey... i think... i died... and now I'm in a parallel universe.. and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe" and he was just kinda like "alright, you do that". And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like. why are there so many of you... there's like 5 many of you" and she was just kinda like "alright, you do that". Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like "how ya feeling son" in the dadliest way possible and I was like "MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I'M STARVED" so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say "I'm good I can do this" and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door.I burst in the door like a viking returning from some battle and holler "WHATS UP to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterlylost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits.I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says "hey are you going to order or what". Keep in mind I'm on the first list here. So I just say "shush man I'm trying to do fruit science", and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said yeah give me a smooth regular" which for the uninitiated, isn't actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the "boosted" smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made "lightning noises". moothie on the So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or someand my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says "how ya feelin?". Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say "there's these.. tiny sheep in my head" which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them) Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn't find the status update bar) that read: just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice" This may be the funniest thing I have ever read There are actual tears coming out of my face More awesome pics at FUNsubstance.com
Drugs, Life, and Memes: @Regran_ed from @warlord_357_ - You cant force anybody to change... They gotta learn the hard way.... HELPGUIDE.ORG Trusted guide to mental health Overcoming Drug Addiction How to Stop Abusing Drugs, Find Treatment & Begin Recovery Developing a drugaddiction isn’t a character flaw or a sign of weakness and it takes more than willpower to overcome the problem. Abusing illegal or certain prescription drugs can create changes in the brain, causing powerful cravings and a compulsion to use that make sobriety seem like an impossible goal. But recovery is never out of reach, no matter how hopeless your situation seems. With the right treatment & support, change is possible. Don’t give up—even if you’ve tried and failed before. The road to recovery often involves bumps, pitfalls, and setbacks. But by examining the problem & thinking about change, you’re already well on your way. Overcoming drug addiction: Decide to make a change For many people struggling with addiction, the toughest step toward recovery is the very first one: recognizing that you have a problem and deciding to make a change. It’s normal to feel uncertain about whether you’re ready to make a change, or if you have what it takes to quit. If you’re addicted to a prescription drug, you may be concerned about how you’re going to find an alternate way to treat a medical condition. It’s okay to feel torn. Committing to sobriety involves changing many things, including: the way you deal with stress. who you allow in your life. what you do in your free time. how you think about yourself. the prescription & over-the-counter medications you take. It’s also normal to feel conflicted about giving up your drug of choice, even when you know it’s causing problems in your life. Recovery requires time, motivation, and support, but by making a commitment to change, you can overcome your addiction and regain control of your life. Overcoming addiction step 1: Think about change Keep track of your drug use, including when and how much you use. This will give you a better sense of the role the addiction is playing in your life. READ MORE IN COMMENTS BACK-UP ACCOUNT @357_war_lord mkultra synagogueofs

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Money, Old Navy, and Pizza: How CUSTOMER SERVICE WORKS Excuse me, I said a bit of ice on the bottom Why is the ice on top? Oh boy! Let me just turn 2 off physics and tell the ice to stop floating Rude! I want to speak to the manager! Sorry about that! Here, take these $500 giftcards. Please don't give us 1-star on Yelp YOU'RE FIRED!!! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! (EVEN WHEN THEY'RE WRONG) I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told e that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an "x-medium". Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no "X-medium". But she insisted, so I went and found her an "x-medium" (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, "THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you " can do anything you can set your mind to! waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked I'm a me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water) Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one's fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less." I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can't UNCOOK a steak en I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant" she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells "ma'am let me just tell you what we're all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt." I couldn't stop laughing and she drove away in anger ost of the people like in the stories above know that they're bei tally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people