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Singing, True, and Tumblr: guyceratops: oparnoshoshoi: libertarirynn: the-tarot-cafe: She is singing an ancient herding song from mid-north Sweden and Norway. I sense very old vibrations in the calling tones. See what happens to the cows as the singing calls.The singer is Jonna Jinton. Um sweaty i’m pretty sure that’s a woodland nymph calling her faithful cow spirits get it right. I believe it’s called Kulning? Some trad blogger is busting their nut to this Fuck I wish this wasn’t so true

Singing, True, and Tumblr: guyceratops:

oparnoshoshoi:

libertarirynn:

the-tarot-cafe:

She is singing an ancient herding song from mid-north Sweden and Norway. I sense very old vibrations in the calling tones. See what happens to the cows as the singing calls.The singer is Jonna Jinton.

Um sweaty i’m pretty sure that’s a woodland nymph calling her faithful cow spirits get it right.

I believe it’s called Kulning?

Some trad blogger is busting their nut to this

Fuck I wish this wasn’t so true

Singing, True, and Tumblr: guyceratops:

oparnoshoshoi:

libertarirynn:

the-tarot-cafe:

She is singing an ancient herding song from mid-north Sweden and Norway. I sense very old vibrations in the calling tones. See what happens to the cows as the singing calls.The singer is Jonna Jinton.

Um sweaty i’m pretty sure that’s a woodland nymph calling her faithful cow spirits get it right.

I believe it’s called Kulning?

Some trad blogger is busting their nut to this

Fuck I wish this wasn’t so true

Singing, Tumblr, and Blog: the-tarot-cafe: She is singing an ancient herding song from mid-north Sweden and Norway. I sense very old vibrations in the calling tones. See what happens to the cows as the singing calls.The singer is Jonna Jinton. Um sweaty i’m pretty sure that’s a woodland nymph calling her faithful cow spirits get it right.

Singing, Tumblr, and Blog: the-tarot-cafe:

She is singing an ancient herding song from mid-north Sweden and Norway. I sense very old vibrations in the calling tones. See what happens to the cows as the singing calls.The singer is Jonna Jinton.

Um sweaty i’m pretty sure that’s a woodland nymph calling her faithful cow spirits get it right.

Singing, Tumblr, and Blog: the-tarot-cafe:

She is singing an ancient herding song from mid-north Sweden and Norway. I sense very old vibrations in the calling tones. See what happens to the cows as the singing calls.The singer is Jonna Jinton.

Um sweaty i’m pretty sure that’s a woodland nymph calling her faithful cow spirits get it right.

Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: someone's cow just walked over and fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant fucking move or ill wake her up awesomacious: Cows being wholesome

Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: someone's cow just walked over and
fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant
fucking move or ill wake her up
awesomacious:

Cows being wholesome

Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: someone's cow just walked over and
fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant
fucking move or ill wake her up
awesomacious:

Cows being wholesome

awesomacious: Cows being wholesome

Paradise, Vegan, and Cheese: Waiter: Would you like to try our new Vegan Me: No. I would like a regular burger. Waiter: CoW ITIS Cheese Borger in Paradise.

Paradise, Vegan, and Cheese: Waiter: Would you like to try our new Vegan
Me: No. I would like a regular burger.
Waiter:
CoW
ITIS
Cheese Borger in Paradise.

Paradise, Vegan, and Cheese: Waiter: Would you like to try our new Vegan
Me: No. I would like a regular burger.
Waiter:
CoW
ITIS
Cheese Borger in Paradise.

Cheese Borger in Paradise.

Fucking, Wholesome, and Her: someone's cow just walked over and fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant fucking move or ill wake her up Cows being wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zqai59

Fucking, Wholesome, and Her: someone's cow just walked over and
fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant
fucking move or ill wake her up
Cows being wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zqai59

Fucking, Wholesome, and Her: someone's cow just walked over and
fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant
fucking move or ill wake her up
Cows being wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zqai59

Cows being wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zqai59

Fucking, Wholesome, and Her: someone's cow just walked over and fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant fucking move or ill wake her up Cows being wholesome

Fucking, Wholesome, and Her: someone's cow just walked over and
fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant
fucking move or ill wake her up
Cows being wholesome

Fucking, Wholesome, and Her: someone's cow just walked over and
fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant
fucking move or ill wake her up
Cows being wholesome

Cows being wholesome

Fire, Memes, and 🤖: Omar Sakr @OmarjSakr So Sydney is flooded, Queensland's on fire, and some kind of demonically large cow is looming ominously somewhere. Disturbing 😳

Fire, Memes, and 🤖: Omar Sakr
@OmarjSakr
So Sydney is flooded, Queensland's on
fire, and some kind of demonically large
cow is looming ominously somewhere.
Disturbing 😳

Fire, Memes, and 🤖: Omar Sakr
@OmarjSakr
So Sydney is flooded, Queensland's on
fire, and some kind of demonically large
cow is looming ominously somewhere.
Disturbing 😳

Disturbing 😳

Michael Jordan, Nba, and News: NEWS 0 NEW NEWSS Enormous cow believed to be the biggest in the world is almost as tall as NBA star Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan, Nba, and News: NEWS

0
NEW

NEWSS
Enormous cow believed to be the biggest in the world is almost as tall as NBA star Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan, Nba, and News: NEWS

0
NEW

NEWSS
Enormous cow believed to be the biggest in the world is almost as tall as NBA star Michael Jordan

Enormous cow believed to be the biggest in the world is almost as tall as NBA star Michael Jordan

Memes, Happy, and Mad: "You are what you eat" Happy Happy Cow Not mad about it 😂

Memes, Happy, and Mad: "You are what you eat"
Happy
Happy Cow
Not mad about it 😂

Memes, Happy, and Mad: "You are what you eat"
Happy
Happy Cow
Not mad about it 😂

Not mad about it 😂

Apparently, Cute, and Memes: the only news I need Udder Surprise Monday at 11:34 pm Quadruplets: a 1-in-180 million story! A cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves that have been named Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Mod Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x For more cute pics 😍

Apparently, Cute, and Memes: the only news I need
Udder Surprise
Monday at 11:34 pm
Quadruplets: a 1-in-180 million story!
A cow has apparently defied great odds and
given birth to four calves that have been
named Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Mod
Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x For more cute pics 😍

Apparently, Cute, and Memes: the only news I need
Udder Surprise
Monday at 11:34 pm
Quadruplets: a 1-in-180 million story!
A cow has apparently defied great odds and
given birth to four calves that have been
named Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Mod
Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x For more cute pics 😍

Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x For more cute pics 😍

Animal, Mars, and Pictures: I'm pretty sure that a cow from mars just landed on me IG iamhowie 30 Of The Most Hilarious Animal Pictures That Will Make Your Day

Animal, Mars, and Pictures: I'm pretty sure that a cow from
mars just landed on me
IG iamhowie
30 Of The Most Hilarious Animal Pictures That Will Make Your Day

Animal, Mars, and Pictures: I'm pretty sure that a cow from
mars just landed on me
IG iamhowie
30 Of The Most Hilarious Animal Pictures That Will Make Your Day

30 Of The Most Hilarious Animal Pictures That Will Make Your Day

Dank, Summer, and French: TO BO GGANING THROUGH ABEAUTIFUL FRENCH VILLAGE I know where my next summer holiday is going to be 🙌🏻 Mad Cow

Dank, Summer, and French: TO BO GGANING
THROUGH ABEAUTIFUL
FRENCH VILLAGE
I know where my next summer holiday is going to be 🙌🏻

Mad Cow

Dank, Summer, and French: TO BO GGANING
THROUGH ABEAUTIFUL
FRENCH VILLAGE
I know where my next summer holiday is going to be 🙌🏻

Mad Cow

Funny, Girls, and Lol: Her: he's probably thinking about other girls. Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice Lol smh

Funny, Girls, and Lol: Her: he's probably thinking about other
girls.
Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk
from the same cow twice
Lol smh

Funny, Girls, and Lol: Her: he's probably thinking about other
girls.
Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk
from the same cow twice
Lol smh

Lol smh

Alive, Funny, and Girls: Her: he's probably thinking about other girls Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice Or eggs from the same chicken. Oh life’s mysteries. What an exciting time to be alive!

Alive, Funny, and Girls: Her: he's probably thinking about other
girls
Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk
from the same cow twice
Or eggs from the same chicken. Oh life’s mysteries. What an exciting time to be alive!

Alive, Funny, and Girls: Her: he's probably thinking about other
girls
Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk
from the same cow twice
Or eggs from the same chicken. Oh life’s mysteries. What an exciting time to be alive!

Or eggs from the same chicken. Oh life’s mysteries. What an exciting time to be alive!

Girls, Love, and Memes: Ted Cruz @tedcruz m US Senate candidate, TX Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls @will ent would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" Counic Amazing

Girls, Love, and Memes: Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
m US Senate candidate, TX
Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls
@will ent
would love it. In fact, the first sentence
Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
Counic
Amazing

Girls, Love, and Memes: Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
m US Senate candidate, TX
Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls
@will ent
would love it. In fact, the first sentence
Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
Counic
Amazing

Amazing

Alphabet, English, and Yes: cow bell y @CowbellyTV what are the chances Confirm Save As Iasdhasijdniuaogiubabdnasd.jpg already exists Do you want to replace it? Yes No 4:18 PM-16 Oct 18 56 Retweets 538 Likes ti. Spooktato@Koretato 6h Replying to @CowbellyTV 26 letters in the English alphabet, 25 characters used in the file name 26A25 236,773,830,007,967,588,876,795,164,938,469,376 The chance is 1 in over 236 decillion

Alphabet, English, and Yes: cow bell y
@CowbellyTV
what are the chances
Confirm Save As
Iasdhasijdniuaogiubabdnasd.jpg already exists
Do you want to replace it?
Yes
No
4:18 PM-16 Oct 18
56 Retweets 538 Likes
ti.
Spooktato@Koretato 6h
Replying to @CowbellyTV
26 letters in the English alphabet, 25 characters used in the
file name
26A25 236,773,830,007,967,588,876,795,164,938,469,376
The chance is 1 in over 236 decillion

Alphabet, English, and Yes: cow bell y
@CowbellyTV
what are the chances
Confirm Save As
Iasdhasijdniuaogiubabdnasd.jpg already exists
Do you want to replace it?
Yes
No
4:18 PM-16 Oct 18
56 Retweets 538 Likes
ti.
Spooktato@Koretato 6h
Replying to @CowbellyTV
26 letters in the English alphabet, 25 characters used in the
file name
26A25 236,773,830,007,967,588,876,795,164,938,469,376
The chance is 1 in over 236 decillion

Dank, 🤖, and Cow: I don't know what this cow is going through but I can relate 😅

Dank, 🤖, and Cow: I don't know what this cow is going
through but I can relate
😅

Dank, 🤖, and Cow: I don't know what this cow is going
through but I can relate
😅

😅

Dank, Hello, and Chicken: RainnWilson @rainnwilson When I see a dog I say "Hello dog." When I see a cat I say "Hello cat." When I see a cowl say "Hello cow." When I see a chicken l say "Hello chicken." When I see a human l quickly avoid eye contact & hope they don't talk to me. 4/8/18, 12:18 PM

Dank, Hello, and Chicken: RainnWilson
@rainnwilson
When I see a dog I say "Hello dog."
When I see a cat I say "Hello cat."
When I see a cowl say "Hello cow."
When I see a chicken l say "Hello
chicken." When I see a human l
quickly avoid eye contact & hope they
don't talk to me.
4/8/18, 12:18 PM

Dank, Hello, and Chicken: RainnWilson
@rainnwilson
When I see a dog I say "Hello dog."
When I see a cat I say "Hello cat."
When I see a cowl say "Hello cow."
When I see a chicken l say "Hello
chicken." When I see a human l
quickly avoid eye contact & hope they
don't talk to me.
4/8/18, 12:18 PM

Happy, Humans of Tumblr, and Cow: "You are what you eat" Happy Cow Happy Cow 530

Happy, Humans of Tumblr, and Cow: "You are what you eat"
Happy Cow
Happy Cow
530

Happy, Humans of Tumblr, and Cow: "You are what you eat"
Happy Cow
Happy Cow
530

Mars, Cow, and Sure: I'm pretty sure that a cow fronm mars just landed on me. IG iamhowie

Mars, Cow, and Sure: I'm pretty sure that a cow fronm
mars just landed on me.
IG iamhowie

Mars, Cow, and Sure: I'm pretty sure that a cow fronm
mars just landed on me.
IG iamhowie

God, Instagram, and Meme: seeminglydeepstatement somefantasticallies vivalatrench: mrsugarpink rapewhistled; followmehome: It's not "bacon," it's a pig. It's not "veal, it's a calf. It's not "steak," it's a cow It's not "meat" it's an animal.. its not fruit, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose. it's not delivery. it's digiorno It's not a scene, it's a god damn arms race It's not levioSA", it's "leviOsa" Maybe it's Maybelline 925,680 notes @soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

God, Instagram, and Meme: seeminglydeepstatement
somefantasticallies
vivalatrench:
mrsugarpink
rapewhistled;
followmehome:
It's not "bacon," it's a pig.
It's not "veal, it's a calf.
It's not "steak," it's a cow
It's not "meat" it's an animal..
its not fruit, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose.
it's not delivery. it's digiorno
It's not a scene, it's a god damn arms race
It's not levioSA", it's "leviOsa"
Maybe it's Maybelline
925,680 notes
@soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

God, Instagram, and Meme: seeminglydeepstatement
somefantasticallies
vivalatrench:
mrsugarpink
rapewhistled;
followmehome:
It's not "bacon," it's a pig.
It's not "veal, it's a calf.
It's not "steak," it's a cow
It's not "meat" it's an animal..
its not fruit, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose.
it's not delivery. it's digiorno
It's not a scene, it's a god damn arms race
It's not levioSA", it's "leviOsa"
Maybe it's Maybelline
925,680 notes
@soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

@soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞

Bitch, Kkk, and Cow: bitch im a cow @luisasza Ai gente desculpa mas ultimamente eu discutindo tô assinm eu respeito sua opinião kkk retardada do krl A gente desculpa, mas ultimamente eu discutindo tô assim. Eu respeito sua opinião retardado do caralho

Bitch, Kkk, and Cow: bitch im a cow
@luisasza
Ai gente desculpa mas ultimamente eu
discutindo tô assinm
eu respeito
sua opinião kkk
retardada do krl
A gente desculpa, mas ultimamente eu discutindo tô assim. Eu respeito sua opinião retardado do caralho

Bitch, Kkk, and Cow: bitch im a cow
@luisasza
Ai gente desculpa mas ultimamente eu
discutindo tô assinm
eu respeito
sua opinião kkk
retardada do krl
A gente desculpa, mas ultimamente eu discutindo tô assim. Eu respeito sua opinião retardado do caralho

A gente desculpa, mas ultimamente eu discutindo tô assim. Eu respeito sua opinião retardado do caralho

Beautiful, Happy, and Baby: d ighlands This baby cow is more beautiful than I'll ever be 😍😅 Credit: Happy Hens & Highlands Farm

Beautiful, Happy, and Baby: d ighlands
This baby cow is more beautiful than I'll ever be 😍😅

Credit: Happy Hens & Highlands Farm

Beautiful, Happy, and Baby: d ighlands
This baby cow is more beautiful than I'll ever be 😍😅

Credit: Happy Hens & Highlands Farm

Bitch, Clothes, and Friends: when ur size XS friends say "oh you can just borrow some of my clothes" Khalid @thegreatkhalid bitch I'm a cow Dm this to 5 skinny people 😂

Bitch, Clothes, and Friends: when ur size XS friends say "oh you
can just borrow some of my clothes"
Khalid @thegreatkhalid
bitch I'm a cow
Dm this to 5 skinny people 😂

Bitch, Clothes, and Friends: when ur size XS friends say "oh you
can just borrow some of my clothes"
Khalid @thegreatkhalid
bitch I'm a cow
Dm this to 5 skinny people 😂

Dm this to 5 skinny people 😂

Potato, Mermaid, and Cow: COW MANATEE MERMAID POTATO So majestic

Potato, Mermaid, and Cow: COW
MANATEE
MERMAID
POTATO
So majestic

Potato, Mermaid, and Cow: COW
MANATEE
MERMAID
POTATO
So majestic

So majestic

Memes, Potato, and 🤖: COW MANATEE MERMAID POTATO https://t.co/Zl1BUqn57M

Memes, Potato, and 🤖: COW
MANATEE
MERMAID
POTATO
https://t.co/Zl1BUqn57M

Memes, Potato, and 🤖: COW
MANATEE
MERMAID
POTATO
https://t.co/Zl1BUqn57M

https://t.co/Zl1BUqn57M

Food, Lol, and Reddit: Will someone please explain to these idiots you don't kill a cow to get milk (g) ITS NOT FOOD ITS VIOLENCE want to live. 10 Protesting milk at trade joes lol Milk is Murder

Food, Lol, and Reddit: Will someone please explain to these idiots you don't
kill a cow to get milk
(g)
ITS NOT FOOD
ITS VIOLENCE
want to live.
10
Protesting milk at trade joes lol
Milk is Murder

Food, Lol, and Reddit: Will someone please explain to these idiots you don't
kill a cow to get milk
(g)
ITS NOT FOOD
ITS VIOLENCE
want to live.
10
Protesting milk at trade joes lol
Milk is Murder

Milk is Murder

Relationships, Cow, and Can: I don't know what this cow is going through but I can relate

Relationships, Cow, and Can: I don't know what this cow is going
through but I can relate

Relationships, Cow, and Can: I don't know what this cow is going
through but I can relate

Bitch, Clothes, and Friends: when ur size XS friends say "oh you can just borrow some of my clothes" Khalid Q @thegreatkhalid bitch I'm a cow The audacity😤😤

Bitch, Clothes, and Friends: when ur size XS friends say "oh you
can just borrow some of my clothes"
Khalid Q @thegreatkhalid
bitch I'm a cow
The audacity😤😤

Bitch, Clothes, and Friends: when ur size XS friends say "oh you
can just borrow some of my clothes"
Khalid Q @thegreatkhalid
bitch I'm a cow
The audacity😤😤

The audacity😤😤

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Mondli Zondo I don't know what this cow is going through but I can relate memehumor: I can relate

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Mondli Zondo
I don't know what this cow is going through but I can
relate
memehumor:

I can relate

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Mondli Zondo
I don't know what this cow is going through but I can
relate
memehumor:

I can relate

memehumor: I can relate

Memes, Cow, and Can: Mondli Zondo I don't know what this cow is going through but I can relate I can relate via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2R5bB0v

Memes, Cow, and Can: Mondli Zondo
I don't know what this cow is going through but I can
relate
I can relate via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2R5bB0v

Memes, Cow, and Can: Mondli Zondo
I don't know what this cow is going through but I can
relate
I can relate via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2R5bB0v

I can relate via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2R5bB0v

Funny, Minions, and Quotes: I don't know what this cow is going through but I carn relate. 24 Funny Quotes Motivational That Will Inspire You — Minions Quotes 8

Funny, Minions, and Quotes: I don't know what this cow is going through but I carn
relate.
24 Funny Quotes Motivational That Will Inspire You — Minions Quotes 8

Funny, Minions, and Quotes: I don't know what this cow is going through but I carn
relate.
24 Funny Quotes Motivational That Will Inspire You — Minions Quotes 8

24 Funny Quotes Motivational That Will Inspire You — Minions Quotes 8

Definitely, Cow, and Can: Whatever this Cow is going though, I can relate I can definitely relate 😪

Definitely, Cow, and Can: Whatever this Cow is going though, I
can relate
I can definitely relate 😪

Definitely, Cow, and Can: Whatever this Cow is going though, I
can relate
I can definitely relate 😪

I can definitely relate 😪

Animals, Badass, and Slaughterhouse: Liz Buckley @liz_buckley I have a new hero. The Independent @Independent Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives Metal. #Animals #Cow #Badass #Metal #FunnyHeadlines

Animals, Badass, and Slaughterhouse: Liz Buckley
@liz_buckley
I have a new hero.
The Independent
@Independent
Cow escapes on way to
slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence,
breaks human's arm, and swims to
uninhabited island where she still lives
Metal. #Animals #Cow #Badass #Metal #FunnyHeadlines

Animals, Badass, and Slaughterhouse: Liz Buckley
@liz_buckley
I have a new hero.
The Independent
@Independent
Cow escapes on way to
slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence,
breaks human's arm, and swims to
uninhabited island where she still lives
Metal. #Animals #Cow #Badass #Metal #FunnyHeadlines

Metal. #Animals #Cow #Badass #Metal #FunnyHeadlines

Dank, Bible, and 🤖: LAD BIBLE This cow is at his happiest when playing fetch! 🐄

Dank, Bible, and 🤖: LAD
BIBLE
This cow is at his happiest when playing fetch! 🐄

Dank, Bible, and 🤖: LAD
BIBLE
This cow is at his happiest when playing fetch! 🐄

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: "Why don't you go out & make some new friends?!" ME: MOST PEOPLE ARE CUNTS 90 Yep 😁 Rp my favourite @that_cheeky_cow @that_cheeky_cow

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: "Why don't you go out & make some
new friends?!"
ME:
MOST
PEOPLE
ARE
CUNTS
90
Yep 😁 Rp my favourite @that_cheeky_cow @that_cheeky_cow

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: "Why don't you go out & make some
new friends?!"
ME:
MOST
PEOPLE
ARE
CUNTS
90
Yep 😁 Rp my favourite @that_cheeky_cow @that_cheeky_cow

Yep 😁 Rp my favourite @that_cheeky_cow @that_cheeky_cow

Family, God, and Life: God created the dog and said: Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed Then God created the monkey and said: Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. Then God created the cow and said: You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years. The cow said: That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty? And God agreed again. Thereafter God created humans and said: Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'II give you twenty years." But the human said: Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' Okay, said God, 'You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. epicjohndoe: There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

Family, God, and Life: God created the dog and said:
Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years."
The dog said: That's a long time to be barking. How about
only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed
Then God created the monkey and said:
Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this
I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a
pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
Then God created the cow and said:
You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty years.
The cow said: That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back
the other forty?
And God agreed again.
Thereafter God created humans and said:
Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'II
give you twenty years."
But the human said: Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?'
Okay, said God, 'You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in
the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
epicjohndoe:

There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

Family, God, and Life: God created the dog and said:
Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years."
The dog said: That's a long time to be barking. How about
only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed
Then God created the monkey and said:
Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this
I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a
pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
Then God created the cow and said:
You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty years.
The cow said: That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back
the other forty?
And God agreed again.
Thereafter God created humans and said:
Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'II
give you twenty years."
But the human said: Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?'
Okay, said God, 'You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in
the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
epicjohndoe:

There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

epicjohndoe: There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

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Memes, Mind, and Wonder: call me papii
@wdymtracy
Whats on your mind?
Steve
@s vinezeano
I wonder if I've ever bought milk
from the same cow twice
😂Mind blown

Memes, Mind, and Wonder: call me papii
@wdymtracy
Whats on your mind?
Steve
@s vinezeano
I wonder if I've ever bought milk
from the same cow twice
😂Mind blown

😂Mind blown

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at 1am. Well...That's because cocaine is
a stimulant, Sniffany.
Solved that mystery... ( @that_cheeky_cow )

Cocaine, Girl Memes, and Mystery: I hate when bitches post"I cant sleep"
at 1am. Well...That's because cocaine is
a stimulant, Sniffany.
Solved that mystery... ( @that_cheeky_cow )

Solved that mystery... ( @that_cheeky_cow )

Family, God, and Life: God created the dog and said: Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed Then God created the monkey and said: Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. Then God created the cow and said: You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years. The cow said: That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty? And God agreed again. Thereafter God created humans and said: Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'II give you twenty years." But the human said: Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' Okay, said God, 'You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. epicjohndoe: There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

Family, God, and Life: God created the dog and said:
Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years."
The dog said: That's a long time to be barking. How about
only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed
Then God created the monkey and said:
Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this
I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a
pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
Then God created the cow and said:
You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty years.
The cow said: That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back
the other forty?
And God agreed again.
Thereafter God created humans and said:
Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'II
give you twenty years."
But the human said: Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?'
Okay, said God, 'You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in
the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
epicjohndoe:

There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

Family, God, and Life: God created the dog and said:
Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years."
The dog said: That's a long time to be barking. How about
only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed
Then God created the monkey and said:
Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this
I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a
pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
Then God created the cow and said:
You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty years.
The cow said: That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back
the other forty?
And God agreed again.
Thereafter God created humans and said:
Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'II
give you twenty years."
But the human said: Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?'
Okay, said God, 'You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in
the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.. And for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
epicjohndoe:

There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

epicjohndoe: There, Life Has Now Been Explained To You

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Jul Ugly
Oct Silver
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Aug - Super
Nov Doctor
Mar - Weak
Jun Captain
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YOUR FIRST NAME INITIAL
C Tomato
A - PeanutB Frog
E - Fairy
D - Shadow
H Moustache
F - Cow
G - Ghost
0 Soldier
W- Lightning
I- WarriorJ Potato K-Helicopter L Man
P - Dog
M Thunder N Girl
Q- Claw
T- Machine
R Torch S Horn
V - Squirrel
Bunny
X - Dice
Y - Neutron - Zebra

Super Tomato. namegenerator superheroes 9gag

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YOUR BIRTH MONTH
Jan Golden
Apr - Adorable
Jul Ugly
Oct Silver
Feb - Dorky
May - Night
Aug - Super
Nov Doctor
Mar - Weak
Jun Captain
Sep - Wonder
Dec Sillv
YOUR FIRST NAME INITIAL
C Tomato
A - PeanutB Frog
E - Fairy
D - Shadow
H Moustache
F - Cow
G - Ghost
0 Soldier
W- Lightning
I- WarriorJ Potato K-Helicopter L Man
P - Dog
M Thunder N Girl
Q- Claw
T- Machine
R Torch S Horn
V - Squirrel
Bunny
X - Dice
Y - Neutron - Zebra

Super Tomato. namegenerator superheroes 9gag

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Finn, Memes, and Gifs: uhm excuse me....but you've got a cow in your house r/gifs u/Infinity 11h imgur Finn watching his favorite movie What type of dog is this

Finn, Memes, and Gifs: uhm excuse me....but you've got a
cow in your house
r/gifs
u/Infinity 11h imgur
Finn watching his favorite movie
What type of dog is this

Finn, Memes, and Gifs: uhm excuse me....but you've got a
cow in your house
r/gifs
u/Infinity 11h imgur
Finn watching his favorite movie
What type of dog is this

Funny, Memes, and Girl: "Ewwwww you drink cow milk" said the girl who snorts coke. esarasm only SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Girl: "Ewwwww you drink cow milk" said the
girl who snorts coke. esarasm only
SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Girl: "Ewwwww you drink cow milk" said the
girl who snorts coke. esarasm only
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

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9gag, Memes, and 🤖: When your friend caught you doing silly things again By @hofhabsburg cow brushie 9gag

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Beautiful, Fashion, and Love: Our cow wasn't feeling good so last night,My son went outside to spend time with her.l woke up morning and found this" Unconditional love and compassion 😍 . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty picoftheday igers beautiful instadaily summer instagramhub iphoneonly follow igdaily bestoftheday happy sky nofilter fashion follow spirit

Beautiful, Fashion, and Love: Our cow wasn't feeling good so last
night,My son went outside to spend
time with her.l woke up morning and
found this"
Unconditional love and compassion 😍 . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty picoftheday igers beautiful instadaily summer instagramhub iphoneonly follow igdaily bestoftheday happy sky nofilter fashion follow spirit

Beautiful, Fashion, and Love: Our cow wasn't feeling good so last
night,My son went outside to spend
time with her.l woke up morning and
found this"
Unconditional love and compassion 😍 . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty picoftheday igers beautiful instadaily summer instagramhub iphoneonly follow igdaily bestoftheday happy sky nofilter fashion follow spirit

Unconditional love and compassion 😍 . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi y...

Fucking, Her, and Cow: someone's cow just walked over and fell asleep on my legs?? and now i cant fucking move or ill wake her up

Fucking, Her, and Cow: someone's cow just walked over and fell asleep
on my legs?? and now i cant fucking move or ill
wake her up

Fucking, Her, and Cow: someone's cow just walked over and fell asleep
on my legs?? and now i cant fucking move or ill
wake her up

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Funny, Cow, and Can: Mondli Zondo
1 hr
I don't know what this cow is going through but I can
relate.
🚨Warning🚨 Do not follow @DONUT if you’re easily offended 🤬🔞

Funny, Cow, and Can: Mondli Zondo
1 hr
I don't know what this cow is going through but I can
relate.
🚨Warning🚨 Do not follow @DONUT if you’re easily offended 🤬🔞

🚨Warning🚨 Do not follow @DONUT if you’re easily offended 🤬🔞

Memes, Girl, and Your Girl: When your girl starts piping up after a few drinks FB The Archbishop of Banterbury THE BRUNKEN COW HAS NOW ARRIVED We’ll be fighting within the hour... @thearchbish0pofbanterbury

Memes, Girl, and Your Girl: When your girl starts piping up after a
few drinks
FB The Archbishop of Banterbury
THE
BRUNKEN COW
HAS NOW ARRIVED
We’ll be fighting within the hour... @thearchbish0pofbanterbury

Memes, Girl, and Your Girl: When your girl starts piping up after a
few drinks
FB The Archbishop of Banterbury
THE
BRUNKEN COW
HAS NOW ARRIVED
We’ll be fighting within the hour... @thearchbish0pofbanterbury

We’ll be fighting within the hour... @thearchbish0pofbanterbury

Dank, 🤖, and Cow: I don't know what this cow is going through but I carn relate.

Dank, 🤖, and Cow: I don't know what this cow is going through but I carn
relate.

Dank, 🤖, and Cow: I don't know what this cow is going through but I carn
relate.

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