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Apple, Chick-Fil-A, and Children: Lip Gallagher @tonestradamus Rappers drop a song about how nobody fucked with them when they were broke, and the next song is how they don't fuck with broke niggas lol 7/22/17, 4:41 PM 12.5K Retweets 22.1K Likes 乜 *me working at CFA* *customer approaches register* "Hi, welcome to Chick-Fil-A. Will this be dine-in or carry out?" "Um, dine in. Can I have a number 2 with no lettuce and no tomato." "So you want a Spicy Deluxe with no lettuce and tomato... So just a Spicy Chicken sandwich?" "Noooo, I want a Spicy Deluxe with no lettuce and tomato like I said." *internally facepalms* "Ok. Will that be all for you?" "No. I want a...." *stares at menu for 30 seconds* "Lemme get the Cobb salad with no Cobb." "There isn't Cobb on the salad, ma'am." "Then why'd you call it that? Jeez you people." *cant tell if it's racist so I let it slide* "So, you want a Spicy Deluxe and a Cobb Salad?" "Right, with no lettuce and tomato and no Cobb." *facepalm* "And would you like anything to drink?" "Um, do you have juice?" "We have Hi-C?" "I said JUICE." "I could get you an apple juice if you'd like?" "What about cranberry juice?" *facepalm* "I'm sorry we don't carry cranberry juice here." "Then I guess I'll go to a different Chick-Fil-A! Insolent children these days." *takes her things and walks out the building* *manager comes over* "Soooo, what just happened?" "Please fire me."

*me working at CFA* *customer approaches register* "Hi, welcome to Chick-Fil-A. Will this be dine-in or carry out?" "Um, dine in. Can I have...

Being Alone, Apple, and BlackBerry: 1 Attemoya 2 Kesar mango 3 Fig 4 Rambutan 5 Mangosteen 6 Snake fruit @chakabars 4 5 6 Learn about what you are eating and why. Learn what to eat and when to eat. Eat raw fresh fruit every morning on an empty stomach... chakabars ❤️🖤💚 What I eat for breakfast every morning should be cleansing, as the morning is the elimination period 4am-12pm, so I eat Fruits: Fruits DO NOT mix well with any other food group! Fruits should be eaten alone as a meal on an empty stomach. Fruits (especially tropical ones) have digestive enzymes that help to clean out the residue left over from the food you've eaten the night before. Pineapple is a great fat burner and roto-rooter, scrubbing and cleansing its way through yourintestinal tract. Papaya has a number of medicinal qualities and has been proven to be an effective meat tenderiser. Fruits travel through the digestive tract very quickly (within an hour) which is why it's so important not to eat them with any other food group. Fruits are made up of 4 groups: Acid fruits, Sub-Acid Fruits, Sweet Fruits & Melons. With Food Combining, you typically NEVER want to mix any of the fruits with any other food group, and each fruit group should be eaten separately from one another. HOWEVER, you can bend this rule to a degree. Acid fruits Acid Fruits have the most fiber and are rich in antioxidants. Approximate digestion time: 20 to 30 mins Blackberry Cherries (Sour) Cranberry Gooseberries Grapes (Sour) Grapefruit Kumquats Lemon Lime Loganberries Orange Pineapple Plum (Sour) Pomegranate Raspberry Sour Apple Strawberry Tangelo Tangerine Tomatoes Sub-acid fruits Apple Approximate digestion time: 30 to 40 minutes Apricot Blueberry Cherry Grapes (Not Sweet Or Sour) Kiwi Lychee Mango Nectarine Papaya Peach Pear Sweet fruits Are more concentrated and take longer to digest. They're not the greatest of cleansers, but do provide minerals and concentrated sugars. Approximate digestion time: 40 to 60 minutes Currents Plum (Sweet) Dates Figs Grapes (All Sweet Grapes) Papaya Persimmon Prunes Raisins Banana Acid & sub acid is ok Sub acid & sweet is ok Do not combine acid & sweet fruits. Melon should be eaten on its own because it is the fastest digesting fruit... famfoods

Learn about what you are eating and why. Learn what to eat and when to eat. Eat raw fresh fruit every morning on an empty stomach... chakaba...

Apple, Bad, and Beef: HOW TO REFORM HUSBANDS BY CERTAIN KINDS OF FOODS. Following is a list of foods which, according to an expert, may, when cooked for police court defendants by their wives, give them happy homes again: tough beef. turnips, leeks. fingers LAZINESS Peppers, horseradish, tobasco, chop sney, radishes NERVOUSNESS Chicken salad, hot chocolate, etring beans, WIFE-BEATING-Vegetables, nuts and cereals, jelly cake, lady UNLOVING-Steak, chops, carrots, spinach, Lima beans, cakes. COLD FEET-Buckwheat cakes, sausage, fried potatoes, shad roe. COLD HANDS-Rice, tapioca, cheese cake, pork chops, brown bread. TALKING IN SLEEP -Onions, garlic, anchovies, bolled ham, also clothes pins. SNORING-Welsh rabbit, pickled onions, bloaters, cream puffs. STAYING OUT--Canvas back duck, terrapin, ice cream, chocolate eclairs. DRINKING-Mush, milk, candy, marmalade, tit-bits, tafy STUPIDITY-Fresh fish, oatmeal, corned beef, hash, cranberry tarts. stale bread. chops. bread, citron. chicken. pudding. BAD TEMPER-Pigs' knuckles, sauerkraut, tripe, buttermilk HENPECKED Raw beef sandwiches, beans, carrots, mutton BRAIN STORM Cold water, lemonade, oatmeal gruel, corn GAMBLING-Near-foods, grated nutmeg, doughnuts, apple pie, MOLLYCODDLEBeefsteak and ontons, roast mutton, plum FLIRTING Onions. <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/160926472574/emeraldboreas-yesterdaysprint-the-akron" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/160926159891/yesterdaysprint-the-akron-beacon-journal" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yesterdays-print.com/post/160925958904/the-akron-beacon-journal-ohio-april-3-1907" class="tumblr_blog">yesterdaysprint</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907<br/></p></blockquote> <p>What.</p> </blockquote> <p>FLIRTING – ONIONS<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Beating your wife? Try some carrots!</p>

patron-saint-of-smart-asses: emeraldboreas: yesterdaysprint: The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907 What. FLIRTING – ONIONS Bea...

Being Alone, Apple, and BlackBerry: CSA. Learn about what you are eating and why. Learn what to eat and when to eat. For nutritional consultation email chakabars@spartanfam.com ❤️🖤💚 What I eat for breakfast every morning should be cleansing, as the morning is the elimination period, so I eat Fruits: Fruits DO NOT mix well with any other food group! Fruits should be eaten alone as a meal on an empty stomach. Fruits (especially tropical ones) have digestive enzymes that help to clean out the residue left over from the food you've eaten the night before. Pineapple is a great fat burner and roto-rooter, scrubbing and cleansing its way through yourintestinal tract. Papaya has a number of medicinal qualities and has been proven to be an effective meat tenderiser. Fruits travel through the digestive tract very quickly (within an hour) which is why it's so important not to eat them with any other food group. Fruits are made up of 4 groups: Acid fruits, Sub-Acid Fruits, Sweet Fruits & Melons. With Food Combining, you typically NEVER want to mix any of the fruits with any other food group, and each fruit group should be eaten separately from one another. HOWEVER, you can bend this rule to a degree. Acid fruits Acid Fruits have the most fiber and are rich in antioxidants. Approximate digestion time: 20 to 30 mins Blackberry Cherries (Sour) Cranberry Gooseberries Grapes (Sour) Grapefruit Kumquats Lemon Lime Loganberries Orange Pineapple Plum (Sour) Pomegranate Raspberry Sour Apple Strawberry Tangelo Tangerine Tomatoes Sub-acid fruits Apple Approximate digestion time: 30 to 40 minutes Apricot Blueberry Cherry Grapes (Not Sweet Or Sour) Kiwi Lychee Mango Nectarine Papaya Peach Pear Sweet fruits Are more concentrated and take longer to digest. They're not the greatest of cleansers, but do provide minerals and concentrated sugars. Approximate digestion time: 40 to 60 minutes Currents Plum (Sweet) Dates Figs Grapes (All Sweet Grapes) Papaya Persimmon Prunes Raisins Banana Acid & sub acid is ok Sub acid & sweet is ok Do not combine acid & sweet fruits. Melon should be eaten on its own because it is the fastest digesting fruit... famfoods chakabars

Learn about what you are eating and why. Learn what to eat and when to eat. For nutritional consultation email chakabars@spartanfam.com ❤️🖤💚...

Being Alone, Apple, and BlackBerry: Learn about what you are eating and why, Family stop eating like you just crawled out of a cave, eat to live not to die... ❤️ What I eat for breakfast every morning should be healthy so I eat Fruits: Fruits DO NOT mix well with any other food group! Fruits should be eaten alone as a snack or meal on an empty stomach. Fruits (especially tropical ones) have digestive enzymes that help to clean out the residue left over from the food you've eaten the night before. Pineapple is a great fat burner and roto-rooter, scrubbing and cleansing its way through your intestinal tract. Papaya has a number of medicinal qualities and has been proven to be an effective meat tenderiser. Fruits travel through the digestive tract very quickly (within an hour) which is why it's so important not to eat them with any other food group. Fruits are made up of 4 groups: Acid fruits, Sub-Acid Fruits, Sweet Fruits & Melons. With Food Combining, you typically NEVER want to mix any of the fruits with any other food group, and each fruit group should be eaten separately from one another. HOWEVER, you can bend this rule to a degree. Acid fruits Acid Fruits have the most fiber and are rich in antioxidants. Approximate digestion time: 20 to 30 mins Blackberry Cherries (Sour) Cranberry Gooseberries Grapes (Sour) Grapefruit Kumquats Lemon Lime Loganberries Orange Pineapple Plum (Sour) Pomegranate Raspberry Sour Apple Strawberry Tangelo Tangerine Tomatoes Sub-acid fruits Apple Approximate digestion time: 30 to 40 minutes Apricot Blueberry Cherry Grapes (Not Sweet Or Sour) Kiwi Lychee Mango Nectarine Papaya Peach Pear Plum (Sweet) Sweet fruits Are more concentrated and take longer to digest. They're not the greatest of cleansers, but do provide minerals and concentrated sugars. Approximate digestion time: 40 to 60 minutes Currents Dates Figs Grapes (All Sweet Grapes Like Thompson) Papaya Persimmon Prunes Raisins Banana Acid & sub acid is ok Sub acid & sweet is ok Do not combine acid & sweet fruits. Melon should be eaten on its own because it is the fastest digesting... famfoods chakabars I tagged the Artist.

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Apple, BlackBerry, and Food: Fruit is the most cleansing of foods Eat fruit every morning to break the fast @ehakabars Everyday fruit heaven, are you eating fruit for breakfast? Learn about what you are eating and why, Afrikans stop eating like cave people, you were never cave people... ❤️ What I eat for breakfast every morning should be healthy so I eat Fruits: Fruits DO NOT mix well with any other food group! Fruits should be eaten alone as a snack or meal on an empty stomach. Fruits (especially tropical ones) have digestive enzymes that help to clean out the residue left over from the food you've eaten the night before. Pineapple is a great fat burner and roto-rooter, scrubbing and cleansing its way through your intestinal tract. Papaya has a number of medicinal qualities and has been proven to be an effective meat tenderiser. Fruits travel through the digestive tract very quickly (within an hour) which is why it's so important not to eat them with any other food group. Fruits are made up of 4 groups: Acid fruits, Sub-Acid Fruits, Sweet Fruits & Melons. With Food Combining, you typically NEVER want to mix any of the fruits with any other food group, and each fruit group should be eaten separately from one another. HOWEVER, you can bend this rule to a degree. Acid fruits Acid Fruits have the most fiber and are rich in antioxidants. Approximate digestion time: 20 to 30 mins Blackberry Cherries (Sour) Cranberry Gooseberries Grapes (Sour) Grapefruit Kumquats Lemon Lime Loganberries Orange Pineapple Plum (Sour) Pomegranate Raspberry Sour Apple Strawberry Tangelo Tangerine Tomatoes Sub-acid fruits Apple Approximate digestion time: 30 to 40 minutes Apricot Blueberry Cherry Grapes (Not Sweet Or Sour) Kiwi Lychee Mango Nectarine Papaya Peach Pear Plum (Sweet) Sweet fruits Are more concentrated and take longer to digest. They're not the greatest of cleansers, but do provide minerals and concentrated sugars. Approximate digestion time: 40 to 60 minutes Currents Dates Figs Grapes (All Sweet Grapes Like Thompson) Papaya Persimmon Prunes Raisins Banana Acid & sub acid is ok Sub acid & sweet is ok Do not combine acid & sweet fruits. Melon should be eaten on its own... famfoods chakabars

Everyday fruit heaven, are you eating fruit for breakfast? Learn about what you are eating and why, Afrikans stop eating like cave people, y...

Apple, BlackBerry, and Food: Fruit is life, if anyone says different don't trust them, their judgement is unhealthy 38-6870879. @chakabars Thailand is fruit heaven, are you eating the fruit? Learn about what you are eating and why, Afrikans stop eating like cave people, you were never cave people... ❤️ What I eat for breakfast every morning should be healthy so I eat Fruits: Fruits DO NOT mix well with any other food group! Fruits should be eaten alone as a snack or meal on an empty stomach. Fruits (especially tropical ones) have digestive enzymes that help to clean out the residue left over from the food you've eaten the night before. Pineapple is a great fat burner and roto-rooter, scrubbing and cleansing its way through your intestinal tract. Papaya has a number of medicinal qualities and has been proven to be an effective meat tenderiser. Fruits travel through the digestive tract very quickly (within an hour) which is why it's so important not to eat them with any other food group. Fruits are made up of 4 groups: Acid fruits, Sub-Acid Fruits, Sweet Fruits & Melons. With Food Combining, you typically NEVER want to mix any of the fruits with any other food group, and each fruit group should be eaten separately from one another. HOWEVER, you can bend this rule to a degree. Acid fruits Acid Fruits have the most fiber and are rich in antioxidants. Approximate digestion time: 20 to 30 mins Blackberry Cherries (Sour) Cranberry Gooseberries Grapes (Sour) Grapefruit Kumquats Lemon Lime Loganberries Orange Pineapple Plum (Sour) Pomegranate Raspberry Sour Apple Strawberry Tangelo Tangerine Tomatoes Sub-acid fruits Apple Approximate digestion time: 30 to 40 minutes Apricot Blueberry Cherry Grapes (Not Sweet Or Sour) Kiwi Lychee Mango Nectarine Papaya Peach Pear Plum (Sweet) Sweet fruits Are more concentrated and take longer to digest. They're not the greatest of cleansers, but do provide minerals and concentrated sugars. Approximate digestion time: 40 to 60 minutes Currents Dates Figs Grapes (All Sweet Grapes Like Thompson) Papaya Persimmon Prunes Raisins Banana Acid & sub acid is ok Sub acid & sweet is ok Do not combine acid & sweet fruits. Melon should be eaten on its own... famfoods chakabars

Thailand is fruit heaven, are you eating the fruit? Learn about what you are eating and why, Afrikans stop eating like cave people, you were...