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God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and wondered what God has done in your life that you aren't even aware of? May be He healed you before you even knew you were sic Perhaps He saved you from a fatal k. car crash that never happened. have felt like God has protected me mre times than | can count, so l can imagine how many times I le has rescued me when was unaware that was even in danger. I ake a moment to thank God for protecting you. He is ALWAYS watching over you and e's there for you evern when you don't realize it. What an awesome God we serve LifeLearnedFeelings <3

God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and
wondered what God has done in
your life that you aren't even aware
of? May be He healed you before
you even knew you were sic
Perhaps He saved you from a fatal
k.
car crash that never happened.
have felt like God has protected me
mre times than | can count, so l can
imagine how many times I le has
rescued me when was unaware that
was even in danger. I ake a moment
to thank God for protecting you.
He is ALWAYS watching over
you and e's there for you evern
when you don't realize it. What an
awesome God we serve
LifeLearnedFeelings
<3

God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and
wondered what God has done in
your life that you aren't even aware
of? May be He healed you before
you even knew you were sic
Perhaps He saved you from a fatal
k.
car crash that never happened.
have felt like God has protected me
mre times than | can count, so l can
imagine how many times I le has
rescued me when was unaware that
was even in danger. I ake a moment
to thank God for protecting you.
He is ALWAYS watching over
you and e's there for you evern
when you don't realize it. What an
awesome God we serve
LifeLearnedFeelings
<3

<3

Memes, Blog, and 🤖: source Is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com lmage credit: Pixabay Roundabouts have many benefits. They cost less to maintain, save gas consumption by 30%, reduce crashes by 39%, and decrease the crash fatality rate by 90%.

Memes, Blog, and 🤖: source Is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com
lmage credit: Pixabay
Roundabouts have many benefits. They cost
less to maintain, save gas consumption by
30%, reduce crashes by 39%, and decrease
the crash fatality rate by 90%.

Memes, Blog, and 🤖: source Is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com
lmage credit: Pixabay
Roundabouts have many benefits. They cost
less to maintain, save gas consumption by
30%, reduce crashes by 39%, and decrease
the crash fatality rate by 90%.

Plane Crash, Crash, and Source: vantwinblade I hate you all. Source: pencilbrony Plane crash

Plane Crash, Crash, and Source: vantwinblade
I hate you all.
Source: pencilbrony
Plane crash

Plane Crash, Crash, and Source: vantwinblade
I hate you all.
Source: pencilbrony
Plane crash

Plane crash

Bad, Music, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile LTE VPN 12:13 AM O 73% Updates Pending Update AII Pocket Casts Yesterday l've noticed other developers don't bother to tell you what's changed. Why can't l, just once, just this one time, just write "Bug fixes and enhancements" in this little box? You'd let me have one right? I mean TI spent 2 days fighting with a stupid search box to get it to scroll up a page, but I'm not entirely sure that's release notes worthy is it? Nor is staring at crash logs until my eyes hurt trying to figure out exactly why line 0 EXC_BAD_ACCESS'd. I mean it's not the bad old days of BADIMPLEMENTSREFINCOMPATLIB but we're not far off Large Fruity Company, we're not far off All of which is to say, we fixed some things. You might notice, you might not, but by golly v7.2.2 is better than 7.2.1. My name's [redacted] and I endorse these release notes Version 7.2.2.47.1 MEB Spotify - Music and Podcasts UPDATE Yesterday Today Games Apps Updates Search Relating a little too hard to this update message

Bad, Music, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile LTE VPN
12:13 AM
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l've noticed other developers don't bother to tell you
what's changed. Why can't l, just once, just this one
time, just write "Bug fixes and enhancements" in this
little box? You'd let me have one right?
I mean TI spent 2 days fighting with a stupid search box
to get it to scroll up a page, but I'm not entirely sure
that's release notes worthy is it? Nor is staring at
crash logs until my eyes hurt trying to figure out
exactly why line 0 EXC_BAD_ACCESS'd. I mean it's not
the bad old days of
BADIMPLEMENTSREFINCOMPATLIB but we're not far
off Large Fruity Company, we're not far off
All of which is to say, we fixed some things. You might
notice, you might not, but by golly v7.2.2 is better than
7.2.1. My name's [redacted] and I endorse these
release notes
Version 7.2.2.47.1 MEB
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and Podcasts
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Today
Games
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12:13 AM
O 73%
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Pending
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Yesterday
l've noticed other developers don't bother to tell you
what's changed. Why can't l, just once, just this one
time, just write "Bug fixes and enhancements" in this
little box? You'd let me have one right?
I mean TI spent 2 days fighting with a stupid search box
to get it to scroll up a page, but I'm not entirely sure
that's release notes worthy is it? Nor is staring at
crash logs until my eyes hurt trying to figure out
exactly why line 0 EXC_BAD_ACCESS'd. I mean it's not
the bad old days of
BADIMPLEMENTSREFINCOMPATLIB but we're not far
off Large Fruity Company, we're not far off
All of which is to say, we fixed some things. You might
notice, you might not, but by golly v7.2.2 is better than
7.2.1. My name's [redacted] and I endorse these
release notes
Version 7.2.2.47.1 MEB
Spotify - Music
and Podcasts
UPDATE
Yesterday
Today
Games
Apps
Updates
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Relating a little too hard to this update message

Dank, Memes, and Target: vantwinblade I hate you all. Source: pencilbrony Plane crash by spiffking MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: vantwinblade
I hate you all.
Source: pencilbrony
Plane crash by spiffking
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Dank, Memes, and Target: vantwinblade
I hate you all.
Source: pencilbrony
Plane crash by spiffking
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India, Pakistan, and Desperation: f , 0 (3)/LaughingColours IN DESPERATION PAKISTAN SHOWS 2016 MIG CRASH AS EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF MIG SHOT DOWN IN POK MiG-27 Fighter Plane Crashes Into Building In Jodhpur, Pilot Unhurt O All India & Written by Sudhi Ranjan TU657 Up Updated: June 13, 2016 19:52 IST TU657 YEH LOG KABHI NAHIN SUDHRENGE

India, Pakistan, and Desperation: f , 0 (3)/LaughingColours
IN DESPERATION
PAKISTAN SHOWS 2016 MIG
CRASH AS EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF
MIG SHOT DOWN IN POK
MiG-27 Fighter Plane
Crashes Into Building In
Jodhpur, Pilot Unhurt
O All India & Written by Sudhi Ranjan
TU657
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Updated: June 13, 2016 19:52 IST
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India, Pakistan, and Desperation: f , 0 (3)/LaughingColours
IN DESPERATION
PAKISTAN SHOWS 2016 MIG
CRASH AS EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF
MIG SHOT DOWN IN POK
MiG-27 Fighter Plane
Crashes Into Building In
Jodhpur, Pilot Unhurt
O All India & Written by Sudhi Ranjan
TU657
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Updated: June 13, 2016 19:52 IST
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Crash, Wall Street, and Moment: Moment of Wall Street crash (1939 colorised)

Crash, Wall Street, and Moment: Moment of Wall Street crash (1939 colorised)

Crash, Wall Street, and Moment: Moment of Wall Street crash (1939 colorised)

Moment of Wall Street crash (1939 colorised)

Books, Energy, and Music: This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It's like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and l create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes when l am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals-sounds that say listen to this, it is important So write with a combination of short, medium, and long sentences. Create a sound that pleases the reader's ear. Don't just write words. Write music. Gary Provost sol1056: scripturient-manipulator: bookmania: Seven years after, I see you again 😚 Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I often do an entire draft just looking at sentence variation and oftentimes the results are absolutely transformative in the difference. If I were to list everything from Gary Provost that changed my writing, I’d just be quoting all his books back at you. If you can find a copy of Make Every Word Count, get it, read it. None of this navel-gazing about creativity; he gets into the weeds of how to use words to create stories. Brilliant stuff.

Books, Energy, and Music: This sentence has five words. Here are five more words.
Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become
monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is
getting boring. The sound of it drones. It's like a stuck record.
The ear demands some variety
Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and l create music.
Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a
harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of
medium length. And sometimes when l am certain the reader
is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable
length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all
the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of
the cymbals-sounds that say listen to this, it is important
So write with a combination of short, medium, and long
sentences. Create a sound that pleases the reader's ear. Don't
just write words. Write music.
Gary Provost
sol1056:
scripturient-manipulator:

bookmania:

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I often do an entire draft just looking at sentence variation and oftentimes the results are absolutely transformative in the difference.

If I were to list everything from Gary Provost that changed my writing, I’d just be quoting all his books back at you. If you can find a copy of Make Every Word Count, get it, read it. None of this navel-gazing about creativity; he gets into the weeds of how to use words to create stories. Brilliant stuff.

Books, Energy, and Music: This sentence has five words. Here are five more words.
Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become
monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is
getting boring. The sound of it drones. It's like a stuck record.
The ear demands some variety
Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and l create music.
Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a
harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of
medium length. And sometimes when l am certain the reader
is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable
length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all
the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of
the cymbals-sounds that say listen to this, it is important
So write with a combination of short, medium, and long
sentences. Create a sound that pleases the reader's ear. Don't
just write words. Write music.
Gary Provost
sol1056:
scripturient-manipulator:

bookmania:

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I often do an entire draft just looking at sentence variation and oftentimes the results are absolutely transformative in the difference.

If I were to list everything from Gary Provost that changed my writing, I’d just be quoting all his books back at you. If you can find a copy of Make Every Word Count, get it, read it. None of this navel-gazing about creativity; he gets into the weeds of how to use words to create stories. Brilliant stuff.

sol1056: scripturient-manipulator: bookmania: Seven years after, I see you again 😚 Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I ...

Anaconda, Dad, and Dank: A cop trying to distract the girl from her dad dying in a car crash, don't scroll without liking See that orphanage over there" ALTERATION 100 Cry 100 by ReadItFam MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Dad, and Dank: A cop trying to distract the girl from her
dad dying in a car crash, don't scroll
without liking
See that orphanage over there"
ALTERATION 100
Cry 100 by ReadItFam
MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Dad, and Dank: A cop trying to distract the girl from her
dad dying in a car crash, don't scroll
without liking
See that orphanage over there"
ALTERATION 100
Cry 100 by ReadItFam
MORE MEMES

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God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and wondered what God has done in your life that you aren't even aware of? May be He healed you before you even knew you were sic Perhaps He saved you from a fatal k. car crash that never happened. have felt like God has protected me mre times than | can count, so l can imagine how many times I le has rescued me when was unaware that was even in danger. I ake a moment to thank God for protecting you. He is ALWAYS watching over you and e's there for you evern when you don't realize it. What an awesome God we serve LifeLearnedFeelings <3

God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and
wondered what God has done in
your life that you aren't even aware
of? May be He healed you before
you even knew you were sic
Perhaps He saved you from a fatal
k.
car crash that never happened.
have felt like God has protected me
mre times than | can count, so l can
imagine how many times I le has
rescued me when was unaware that
was even in danger. I ake a moment
to thank God for protecting you.
He is ALWAYS watching over
you and e's there for you evern
when you don't realize it. What an
awesome God we serve
LifeLearnedFeelings
<3

God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and
wondered what God has done in
your life that you aren't even aware
of? May be He healed you before
you even knew you were sic
Perhaps He saved you from a fatal
k.
car crash that never happened.
have felt like God has protected me
mre times than | can count, so l can
imagine how many times I le has
rescued me when was unaware that
was even in danger. I ake a moment
to thank God for protecting you.
He is ALWAYS watching over
you and e's there for you evern
when you don't realize it. What an
awesome God we serve
LifeLearnedFeelings
<3

<3

Sorry, Video Games, and Thank You: 'M SORRY JASON, BUT YOU RE JUST... NOT GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES BUT UESS ICA OUR KIDS I'LL TELL THEM Y0 DIED IN A PLANE CRASH THEY CAN'T KNOW THEIR FATHER IS A SCRUB THANK you DON'T THANK GIT GUD. ME, JUST @bradtjonas Video Games Ruined My Relationship

Sorry, Video Games, and Thank You: 'M SORRY JASON, BUT
YOU RE JUST... NOT
GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES
BUT UESS ICA
OUR KIDS
I'LL TELL
THEM Y0
DIED IN A
PLANE CRASH
THEY CAN'T
KNOW THEIR
FATHER IS
A SCRUB
THANK
you
DON'T THANK
GIT GUD.
ME, JUST
@bradtjonas
Video Games Ruined My Relationship

Sorry, Video Games, and Thank You: 'M SORRY JASON, BUT
YOU RE JUST... NOT
GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES
BUT UESS ICA
OUR KIDS
I'LL TELL
THEM Y0
DIED IN A
PLANE CRASH
THEY CAN'T
KNOW THEIR
FATHER IS
A SCRUB
THANK
you
DON'T THANK
GIT GUD.
ME, JUST
@bradtjonas
Video Games Ruined My Relationship

Video Games Ruined My Relationship

Nude, Joy, and Crash: CRASH THANKYou KNOCK KNOCK MASTER BRUCE? IVE BROUGHT You SOME.. ALFREO SNUFF. NOTHING SPARKS JoY!! TIDYING UP A Nude Awakening [OC]

Nude, Joy, and Crash: CRASH
THANKYou
KNOCK
KNOCK
MASTER
BRUCE?
IVE
BROUGHT You
SOME..
ALFREO
SNUFF.
NOTHING
SPARKS
JoY!!
TIDYING UP
A Nude Awakening [OC]

Nude, Joy, and Crash: CRASH
THANKYou
KNOCK
KNOCK
MASTER
BRUCE?
IVE
BROUGHT You
SOME..
ALFREO
SNUFF.
NOTHING
SPARKS
JoY!!
TIDYING UP
A Nude Awakening [OC]

A Nude Awakening [OC]

Anaconda, Bad, and Family: Friends and family: "The world has gone to hell!!" Me: 16 BAD THINGS DECREASING LEGAL SLAVERY OIL SPILLS CHILD LABOR t636 PLANE CRASH DEATHS 2012 10% 192 2 100 HIV INFECTIONS NUCLEARARMS EXPENSIVE SOLAR PANELS DEATHS FROM DISASTER 549 2007 IS 72 2016 50.6 SMOKE PARTICLES ENDING BATTLE DEATHS 201 148 38 kg 2014 2010 OZONE DEPLETION HUNGER LEADED GASOLINE 193 เจ70 20 69 2014 11% https://t.co/n5366DLSSh

Anaconda, Bad, and Family: Friends and family: "The world has
gone to hell!!"
Me:
16 BAD THINGS DECREASING
LEGAL SLAVERY
OIL SPILLS
CHILD LABOR
t636
PLANE CRASH DEATHS
2012
10%
192
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HIV INFECTIONS
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193
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Anaconda, Bad, and Family: Friends and family: "The world has
gone to hell!!"
Me:
16 BAD THINGS DECREASING
LEGAL SLAVERY
OIL SPILLS
CHILD LABOR
t636
PLANE CRASH DEATHS
2012
10%
192
2 100
HIV INFECTIONS
NUCLEARARMS
EXPENSIVE SOLAR PANELS
DEATHS FROM DISASTER
549
2007
IS
72
2016
50.6
SMOKE PARTICLES
ENDING
BATTLE DEATHS
201
148
38 kg
2014
2010
OZONE DEPLETION
HUNGER
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193
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20
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2014
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Bad, Family, and Friends: Friends and family: " The world has gone to hell!!" Me: 16 BAD THINGS DECREASING LEGAL SLAVERY OIL SPILLS 1 636 CHILD LABOR PLANE CRASH DEATHS 2012 10% 20s 129 32 012- HIV INFECTIONS NUCLEARARMS EXPENSIVE SOLAR PANELS DEATHS FROM DISASTER 166 971 2017 IS 010-14 72 2016 $0.6 EN DYING A BATTLE DEATHS Battle deathe per 1001000 peope SMOKE PARTICLES Kgso, parties ซ0itted per peron 38 kg 1970 201 14 kg 2010 2014 979 OZONE DEPLETION HUNGER LEADED GASOLINE 463 28% 970 193 0 19 2016 11% 20i5 DANKLAND Woot woot

Bad, Family, and Friends: Friends and family: " The world has
gone to hell!!"
Me:
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LEGAL SLAVERY
OIL SPILLS
1 636
CHILD LABOR
PLANE CRASH DEATHS
2012
10%
20s
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EXPENSIVE SOLAR PANELS
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193
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2016
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Bad, Family, and Friends: Friends and family: " The world has
gone to hell!!"
Me:
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LEGAL SLAVERY
OIL SPILLS
1 636
CHILD LABOR
PLANE CRASH DEATHS
2012
10%
20s
129 32
012-
HIV INFECTIONS
NUCLEARARMS
EXPENSIVE SOLAR PANELS
DEATHS FROM DISASTER
166
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2017
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193
0 19
2016
11%
20i5
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Being Alone, Fall, and Free: This is why I lock away my emotions, because once I set them free, I fall hard I end up falling with no one there to catch me. So I crash into the pavement; broken and alone

Being Alone, Fall, and Free: This is why I lock away my
emotions, because once I set them
free, I fall hard
I end up falling with no one there
to catch me.
So I crash into the pavement;
broken and alone

Being Alone, Fall, and Free: This is why I lock away my
emotions, because once I set them
free, I fall hard
I end up falling with no one there
to catch me.
So I crash into the pavement;
broken and alone

Love, Target, and Too Much: unfortunately.l Dfall too fast crash too hard care too much foraive too easy wait too lon w g miss people i shouldn t worry over nothing over-think everything an too complicated to be loved all the above :( remanence-of-love: ✖️

Love, Target, and Too Much: unfortunately.l
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foraive too easy
wait too lon
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miss people i shouldn t
worry over nothing
over-think everything
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all the above :(
remanence-of-love:

✖️

Love, Target, and Too Much: unfortunately.l
Dfall too fast
crash too hard
care too much
foraive too easy
wait too lon
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miss people i shouldn t
worry over nothing
over-think everything
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remanence-of-love:

✖️

remanence-of-love: ✖️

Cats, CoCo, and Wow: LOOK, YOU CAN DRIVE A CAR LIKE DADDY! wOW #1 Litterbo×Comics.com OFran Hause NICE SIGNALING, PR*CK! 의 // I HOPE YOU CRASH YOUR GODD@MN SH*TWAGON YOU IDIOT F@*K! 0 COCO UMYUM PH Y Copy Cats [OC]

Cats, CoCo, and Wow: LOOK, YOU CAN DRIVE
A CAR LIKE DADDY!
wOW
#1
Litterbo×Comics.com
OFran Hause
NICE SIGNALING,
PR*CK!
의 //
I HOPE YOU CRASH
YOUR GODD@MN
SH*TWAGON
YOU IDIOT F@*K!
0
COCO
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Copy Cats [OC]

Cats, CoCo, and Wow: LOOK, YOU CAN DRIVE
A CAR LIKE DADDY!
wOW
#1
Litterbo×Comics.com
OFran Hause
NICE SIGNALING,
PR*CK!
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I HOPE YOU CRASH
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Copy Cats [OC]

Copy Cats [OC]

Alive, Club, and Energy: 3 WAYS TO STAY AWAKE 1. Take the stairs When your energy starts flagging, try jogging up and down the stairs a few times. It'll restore your vigor and get the blood flowing back to your brain 2. Have a glass of ice water Avoid the dreaded caffeine crash by opting instead for a frosty glass of ice water. Gulp it down quick and it'll be sure to perk you up 3. Kill a man You'll never feel more alive than when you take the life of another man. Doesn't matter who. laughoutloud-club: Some good tips

Alive, Club, and Energy: 3 WAYS TO
STAY AWAKE
1. Take the stairs
When your energy starts flagging, try jogging
up and down the stairs a few times. It'll
restore your vigor and get the blood flowing
back to your brain
2. Have a glass of ice
water
Avoid the dreaded caffeine crash by opting
instead for a frosty glass of ice water. Gulp it
down quick and it'll be sure to perk you up
3. Kill a man
You'll never feel more alive than when you
take the life of another man. Doesn't matter
who.
laughoutloud-club:

Some good tips

Alive, Club, and Energy: 3 WAYS TO
STAY AWAKE
1. Take the stairs
When your energy starts flagging, try jogging
up and down the stairs a few times. It'll
restore your vigor and get the blood flowing
back to your brain
2. Have a glass of ice
water
Avoid the dreaded caffeine crash by opting
instead for a frosty glass of ice water. Gulp it
down quick and it'll be sure to perk you up
3. Kill a man
You'll never feel more alive than when you
take the life of another man. Doesn't matter
who.
laughoutloud-club:

Some good tips

laughoutloud-club: Some good tips

Reddit, Millennials, and Avocado: This is what millennials are buying instead of houses @Shitheadsteve Avocado toast is going to crash the housing market (pic via reddit: u-_RichardParry_)

Reddit, Millennials, and Avocado: This is what millennials are buying
instead of houses
@Shitheadsteve
Avocado toast is going to crash the housing market (pic via reddit: u-_RichardParry_)

Reddit, Millennials, and Avocado: This is what millennials are buying
instead of houses
@Shitheadsteve
Avocado toast is going to crash the housing market (pic via reddit: u-_RichardParry_)

Dating, Drunk, and Friday: #UPDATE: SOULJA BOY SAYS WOMAN ACCUSING HIM OF KIDNAPPING IS A LIAR Soulja boy has denied all accusations and says the women accusing him of kidnapping and assault is lying. ⁣ -⁣ A women named Kayla says Soulja Boy kidnapped her and tied her in a garage for 6 hours. Sources close to the rapper is saying the alleged victim is flat out lying.⁣ -⁣ According to sources close to Soulja, the rapper and Kayla were dating but Soulja ended it which made Kayla mad. Last Friday night, Kayla showed up Soulja’s house, she appeared to be drunk, and crashed her car in Soulja’s driveway.⁣ -⁣ Soulja’s manager heard the crash from inside so she went outside and that’s where she saw Kayla. Soulja’s manager told Kayla that she wasn’t welcome then Kayla attacked the manager. Soulja never actually went outside or even saw Kayla.⁣ -⁣ The injuries that Kayla said she received from Soulja Boy actually came from the manager.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @osxar_vides⁣

Dating, Drunk, and Friday: #UPDATE: SOULJA BOY SAYS
WOMAN ACCUSING HIM OF
KIDNAPPING IS A LIAR
Soulja boy has denied all accusations and says the women accusing him of kidnapping and assault is lying. ⁣ -⁣ A women named Kayla says Soulja Boy kidnapped her and tied her in a garage for 6 hours. Sources close to the rapper is saying the alleged victim is flat out lying.⁣ -⁣ According to sources close to Soulja, the rapper and Kayla were dating but Soulja ended it which made Kayla mad. Last Friday night, Kayla showed up Soulja’s house, she appeared to be drunk, and crashed her car in Soulja’s driveway.⁣ -⁣ Soulja’s manager heard the crash from inside so she went outside and that’s where she saw Kayla. Soulja’s manager told Kayla that she wasn’t welcome then Kayla attacked the manager. Soulja never actually went outside or even saw Kayla.⁣ -⁣ The injuries that Kayla said she received from Soulja Boy actually came from the manager.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @osxar_vides⁣

Dating, Drunk, and Friday: #UPDATE: SOULJA BOY SAYS
WOMAN ACCUSING HIM OF
KIDNAPPING IS A LIAR
Soulja boy has denied all accusations and says the women accusing him of kidnapping and assault is lying. ⁣ -⁣ A women named Kayla says Soulja Boy kidnapped her and tied her in a garage for 6 hours. Sources close to the rapper is saying the alleged victim is flat out lying.⁣ -⁣ According to sources close to Soulja, the rapper and Kayla were dating but Soulja ended it which made Kayla mad. Last Friday night, Kayla showed up Soulja’s house, she appeared to be drunk, and crashed her car in Soulja’s driveway.⁣ -⁣ Soulja’s manager heard the crash from inside so she went outside and that’s where she saw Kayla. Soulja’s manager told Kayla that she wasn’t welcome then Kayla attacked the manager. Soulja never actually went outside or even saw Kayla.⁣ -⁣ The injuries that Kayla said she received from Soulja Boy actually came from the manager.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @osxar_vides⁣

Soulja boy has denied all accusations and says the women accusing him of kidnapping and assault is lying. ⁣ -⁣ A women named Kayla says Soul...

Crazy, Shit, and Break: 214) A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot. doctorcanon: cmcrosS: No, you don't understand This actually happens. We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it's about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we're all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown It was the funniest shit ever. Idk doing that usually scares people in all places

Crazy, Shit, and Break: 214)
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you
masturbate while attached to a heart monitor,
it scares the nurses a lot.
doctorcanon:
cmcrosS:
No, you don't understand
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was
full, and it's about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses
station having a break and we're all talking and having a laugh and
then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just
take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is
just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking
MORTIFIED
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the
stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown
It was the funniest shit ever.
Idk doing that usually scares people in all places

Crazy, Shit, and Break: 214)
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you
masturbate while attached to a heart monitor,
it scares the nurses a lot.
doctorcanon:
cmcrosS:
No, you don't understand
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was
full, and it's about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses
station having a break and we're all talking and having a laugh and
then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just
take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is
just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking
MORTIFIED
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the
stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown
It was the funniest shit ever.
Idk doing that usually scares people in all places

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Crash, Wingman, and Pilot: US pilot mourns as wingman fails to survive crash landing (1944)

Crash, Wingman, and Pilot: US pilot mourns as wingman fails to survive crash landing (1944)

US pilot mourns as wingman fails to survive crash landing (1944)

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THE TIMMY
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FIRE SAFETY
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ME NATHAN. THIS IS THE FUTURE
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NATHAN I CAN SEE GoD.
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Fire, Future, and God: WELCOME BACK To
THE TIMMY
TURTLE SHOW!
TODAY WE'RE GONNA
LEARN ABOVT
FIRE SAFETY!
ARE YOV READY TO
LEARN ABOVT
FIRE SAFETY
NATHAN?
No.
IWANT
To LEAVE
YOU'RE GONNA NEEO To KNoW
HoW To MAKE A FIRE, NATHAN.
THE BIG CRASH IS CoMING.
ITS GoNNA BE SOME REAL
MAO MAX SHIT
OH NO
NATHAN! I'M
ON FIRE. WHAT 0o
ou Do NATHAN?
/ I'M OUT
OF HERE.
THIS IS
Too MUChH
PLEASE LET
ME Go HoME
LOok AT ME, NATHAN.
DON'T TURN AWAY
WATCH THE FIRE CONSUME
ME NATHAN. THIS IS THE FUTURE
ANO You NEEO To BE REAOY,
NATHAN.
T'S ALL FoR YOU NATHAN
Ly
NATHAN I CAN SEE GoD.
HES SMILiNG.
RORYBLANK
a eRoRYBLANK
KINGOF BLOOD, COM
Lets Learn About Fire Safety With Timmy Turtle

Dad, Good, and Crash: You gotta let us go, Dad. The crash wasn't your fault GOOD ONE, MANNY! HA HA!

Dad, Good, and Crash: You gotta let us go, Dad.
The crash wasn't your fault
GOOD ONE,
MANNY!
HA
HA!

Dad, Good, and Crash: You gotta let us go, Dad.
The crash wasn't your fault
GOOD ONE,
MANNY!
HA
HA!

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speed would slow down to the point where
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estimate, and you'd sigh and leave the room for
a while (because you couldn't use the
computer while it was doing this for fear it
would crash and lose all your progress) and
then you'd come back in 40 minutes and
maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it
would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows
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rhis is not an exaggeration. Your download
speed would slow down to the point where
Windows would make this kind of absurd
estimate, and you'd sigh and leave the room for
a while (because you couldn't use the
computer while it was doing this for fear it
would crash and lose all your progress) and
then you'd come back in 40 minutes and
maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it
would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows
The struggle truly was real

The struggle truly was real

Be Like, Facts, and Computer: Computer Facts @computerfact 3d programmer: simon says allocate memory computer: ok programmer: simon says process data computer: ok programmer: store results computer: you didnt say 'simon says' i will now crash probably and maybe format your harddisk or upload your passwords to your enemies who know:s t1 389 1,500 o Sometimes it be like that

Be Like, Facts, and Computer: Computer Facts @computerfact 3d
programmer: simon says allocate
memory
computer: ok
programmer: simon says process data
computer: ok
programmer: store results
computer: you didnt say 'simon says' i
will now crash probably and maybe
format your harddisk or upload your
passwords to your enemies who know:s
t1 389 1,500 o
Sometimes it be like that

Be Like, Facts, and Computer: Computer Facts @computerfact 3d
programmer: simon says allocate
memory
computer: ok
programmer: simon says process data
computer: ok
programmer: store results
computer: you didnt say 'simon says' i
will now crash probably and maybe
format your harddisk or upload your
passwords to your enemies who know:s
t1 389 1,500 o
Sometimes it be like that

Sometimes it be like that

Definitely, Doug, and New York: 2 Effigy of the Forgotten metalkilltheking: 1991. Effigy of the Forgotten is the debut album by band Suffocation, released in October 22. The cover artwork was created by Dan Seagrave.Suffocation was formed in 1988 on Long Island, New York, by vocalist Frank Mullen, bassist Josh Barohn, guitarists Guy Marchais and Todd German, and Barohn’s friend on drums.The album was dedicated to the memory of Atheist bassist Roger Patterson, who had been killed in a car crash earlier in 1991.Effigy of the Forgotten is considered to be one of the first death metal albums to have a highly sophisticated level of technical proficiency. The guitars are very low-end and down tuned whilst using a lot of tremolo picking and fast alternate picked notes alongside a lot of fast blast beats drumming and quick fills involved. It’s all very violent, Some passages are oddly catchy and most of the solos are awesome. The slam on the album’s opener is famous for being the first slam in death metal history, and it’s one of the best at it. In fact, the whole song serves as the sole highlight to this album. It’s simply great from start to finish, with the other songs trying to outdo what it did best, Definitely a classic that I recommend for the death metal fans looking for older albums.Frank Mullen Doug Cerrito Terrance Hobbs Josh Barohn Mike Smith

Definitely, Doug, and New York: 2
Effigy of the Forgotten
metalkilltheking:

1991. Effigy of the Forgotten is the debut album by band Suffocation, released in October 22. The cover artwork was created by Dan Seagrave.Suffocation was formed in 1988 on Long Island, New York, by vocalist Frank Mullen, bassist Josh Barohn, guitarists Guy Marchais and Todd German, and Barohn’s friend on drums.The album was dedicated to the memory of Atheist bassist Roger Patterson, who had been killed in a car crash earlier in 1991.Effigy of the Forgotten is considered to be one of the first death metal albums to have a highly sophisticated level of technical proficiency. The guitars are very low-end and down tuned whilst using a lot of tremolo picking and fast alternate picked notes alongside a lot of fast blast beats drumming and quick fills involved. It’s all very violent, Some passages are oddly catchy and most of the solos are awesome. The slam on the album’s opener is famous for being the first slam in death metal history, and it’s one of the best at it. In fact, the whole song serves as the sole highlight to this album. It’s simply great from start to finish, with the other songs trying to outdo what it did best, Definitely a classic that I recommend for the death metal fans looking for older albums.Frank Mullen Doug Cerrito Terrance Hobbs Josh Barohn Mike Smith

Definitely, Doug, and New York: 2
Effigy of the Forgotten
metalkilltheking:

1991. Effigy of the Forgotten is the debut album by band Suffocation, released in October 22. The cover artwork was created by Dan Seagrave.Suffocation was formed in 1988 on Long Island, New York, by vocalist Frank Mullen, bassist Josh Barohn, guitarists Guy Marchais and Todd German, and Barohn’s friend on drums.The album was dedicated to the memory of Atheist bassist Roger Patterson, who had been killed in a car crash earlier in 1991.Effigy of the Forgotten is considered to be one of the first death metal albums to have a highly sophisticated level of technical proficiency. The guitars are very low-end and down tuned whilst using a lot of tremolo picking and fast alternate picked notes alongside a lot of fast blast beats drumming and quick fills involved. It’s all very violent, Some passages are oddly catchy and most of the solos are awesome. The slam on the album’s opener is famous for being the first slam in death metal history, and it’s one of the best at it. In fact, the whole song serves as the sole highlight to this album. It’s simply great from start to finish, with the other songs trying to outdo what it did best, Definitely a classic that I recommend for the death metal fans looking for older albums.Frank Mullen Doug Cerrito Terrance Hobbs Josh Barohn Mike Smith

metalkilltheking: 1991. Effigy of the Forgotten is the debut album by band Suffocation, released in October 22. The cover artwork was creat...

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Comfortable, Driving, and Target: Mon @monschleichs Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35 l always purposely slow down because it's like l gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing tempestaurora: returnsandreturns: slowdissolve: firebirdeternal: thelightofthingshopedfor: whitepeopletwitter: She has a point There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit: I see a cop Some asshole is tailgating me This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off. I feel so valid now i live in the south and i also do that anytime there’s a truck with confederate flags behind me gotta do ten under the speed limit because safety my driving instructor told me that you should absolutely be doing this if some asshole is in your boot, though. because a) they shouldn’t be leaving such a small space between you guys anyway, and they need to learn better, b) you should not be going faster than you’re comfortable or faster than the speed limit because someone else is pressuring you, and c) if you get rear-ended, it’s always the person behind’s fault! if they crash into you, you will not be blamed! and its them who has to pay out

Comfortable, Driving, and Target: Mon
@monschleichs
Whenever people tailgate me when
I'm going 40 in a 35 l always
purposely slow down because it's like l
gave you an extra 5 and you didn't
appreciate it so now you get nothing
tempestaurora:

returnsandreturns:

slowdissolve:

firebirdeternal:

thelightofthingshopedfor:

whitepeopletwitter:
She has a point

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:
I see a cop
Some asshole is tailgating me

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

I feel so valid now

i live in the south and i also do that anytime there’s a truck with confederate flags behind me
gotta do ten under the speed limit
because safety

my driving instructor told me that you should absolutely be doing this if some asshole is in your boot, though. because a) they shouldn’t be leaving such a small space between you guys anyway, and they need to learn better, b) you should not be going faster than you’re comfortable or faster than the speed limit because someone else is pressuring you, and c) if you get rear-ended, it’s always the person behind’s fault! if they crash into you, you will not be blamed! and its them who has to pay out

Comfortable, Driving, and Target: Mon
@monschleichs
Whenever people tailgate me when
I'm going 40 in a 35 l always
purposely slow down because it's like l
gave you an extra 5 and you didn't
appreciate it so now you get nothing
tempestaurora:

returnsandreturns:

slowdissolve:

firebirdeternal:

thelightofthingshopedfor:

whitepeopletwitter:
She has a point

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:
I see a cop
Some asshole is tailgating me

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

I feel so valid now

i live in the south and i also do that anytime there’s a truck with confederate flags behind me
gotta do ten under the speed limit
because safety

my driving instructor told me that you should absolutely be doing this if some asshole is in your boot, though. because a) they shouldn’t be leaving such a small space between you guys anyway, and they need to learn better, b) you should not be going faster than you’re comfortable or faster than the speed limit because someone else is pressuring you, and c) if you get rear-ended, it’s always the person behind’s fault! if they crash into you, you will not be blamed! and its them who has to pay out

Click, Fucking, and Target: Review my Eat in Order Calories shown do not reflect any customizations 1X Hamburger 250 Cal $1.20 - No Ketchup - No Diced Onions - No Pickle -No Meat - No Regular Bun - No Salt Make It A Meal Edit Remove Windows Boot Manager windows failed to start. A recent hardware or software change might be the cause. To fix the problem: 1. Insert your windows installation disc and restart your computer. 2. Choose your 1anguage settings, and then click "Next.'" 3. Click "Repair your computer." If you do not have this disc, contact your system administrator or computer manufacturer for assistance. status: oxcoooooor Info: An error occurred while attempting to read the boot configuration data. ENTER Continue ESC-Exit fuckshitavenue: piccolit: givemethefrenchfries: I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there. This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE literally just

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givemethefrenchfries:
I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
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This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just

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status: oxcoooooor
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fuckshitavenue:
piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:
I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.
This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just

Click, Fucking, and Tumblr: Review my Eat in Order Calories shown do not reflect any customizations 1X Hamburger 250 Cal $1.20 - No Ketchup - No Diced Onions - No Pickle -No Meat - No Regular Bun - No Salt Make It A Meal Edit Remove Windows Boot Manager windows failed to start. A recent hardware or software change might be the cause. To fix the problem: 1. Insert your windows installation disc and restart your computer. 2. Choose your 1anguage settings, and then click "Next.'" 3. Click "Repair your computer." If you do not have this disc, contact your system administrator or computer manufacturer for assistance. status: oxcoooooor Info: An error occurred while attempting to read the boot configuration data. ENTER Continue ESC-Exit fuckshitavenue: piccolit: givemethefrenchfries: I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there. This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE literally just

Click, Fucking, and Tumblr: Review my Eat in Order
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3. Click "Repair your computer."
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status: oxcoooooor
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fuckshitavenue:
piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:
I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.
This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just

Click, Fucking, and Tumblr: Review my Eat in Order
Calories shown do not reflect any customizations
1X Hamburger
250 Cal
$1.20
- No Ketchup
- No Diced Onions
- No Pickle
-No Meat
- No Regular Bun
- No Salt
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Windows Boot Manager
windows failed to start. A recent hardware or software change might be the
cause. To fix the problem:
1. Insert your windows installation disc and restart your computer.
2. Choose your 1anguage settings, and then click "Next.'"
3. Click "Repair your computer."
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manufacturer for assistance.
status: oxcoooooor
Info: An error occurred while attempting to read the boot configuration
data.
ENTER Continue
ESC-Exit
fuckshitavenue:
piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:
I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.
This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just

Memes, Phone, and Http: When your Plane is about to crash and you realize your phone isnt in Airplanemode That was not me via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AQMgkg

Memes, Phone, and Http: When your Plane is about to
crash and you realize your phone
isnt in Airplanemode
That was not me via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AQMgkg

Memes, Phone, and Http: When your Plane is about to
crash and you realize your phone
isnt in Airplanemode
That was not me via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AQMgkg

That was not me via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AQMgkg

Dank, Memes, and Phone: When your Plane is about to crash and you realize your phone isnt in Airplanemode That was not me by Kanchan_Bala MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Phone: When your Plane is about to
crash and you realize your phone
isnt in Airplanemode
That was not me by Kanchan_Bala
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Phone: When your Plane is about to
crash and you realize your phone
isnt in Airplanemode
That was not me by Kanchan_Bala
MORE MEMES

That was not me by Kanchan_Bala MORE MEMES

Best, Drones, and Crash: They used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other ECH 會16k -BEST u/Skizm 2mo dont): 485 Share if(goingToCrashIntoEach0ther) ofishenod this is the funniest coding thing i've ever seen Advanced Coding 101

Best, Drones, and Crash: They used coding and algorithms so
the drones didn't crash into each other ECH
會16k
-BEST
u/Skizm 2mo
dont):
485
Share
if(goingToCrashIntoEach0ther)
ofishenod
this is the funniest coding thing i've ever seen
Advanced Coding 101

Best, Drones, and Crash: They used coding and algorithms so
the drones didn't crash into each other ECH
會16k
-BEST
u/Skizm 2mo
dont):
485
Share
if(goingToCrashIntoEach0ther)
ofishenod
this is the funniest coding thing i've ever seen
Advanced Coding 101

Advanced Coding 101

50 Cent, Sports, and Waves: Alexa, play Many Men by 50 Cent Waves about to crash in KC?

50 Cent, Sports, and Waves: Alexa, play Many Men by 50 Cent
Waves about to crash in KC?

50 Cent, Sports, and Waves: Alexa, play Many Men by 50 Cent
Waves about to crash in KC?

Waves about to crash in KC?

Anaconda, Photoshop, and The Game: alienshepard trained video game designers who get paid thousands of dollars for making video game: some things are way too difficult to create with this engine, you have to understand that we are very limited in our possibilities for this game modders with a pirated version of photoshop who work full jobs outside the video game industry: hey guys I made 100 hairstyles and re-textures of 750 outfits during my lunch time. Also this female char- acter now has proper armor and can be romanced by a female protag. I was kinda busy last night but here are 20 new complexions you can download for free bloodofshiagur also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug patch that fixed 185930 places where the game could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow better avenues of conversation! please just endorse and give me feedback: cOurier-six you can say Bethesda. it's okay. todd can't hurt you thepurpleotakutrashcan Are you sure @cOurier-six? cOurier-six have no power here, You Howard theamazingsallyhogan cOurier-six Deactivated Every second you arent running is a second closer you get to waking up on a carriage, followed by Hey, You. Youre finally awake.

Anaconda, Photoshop, and The Game: alienshepard
trained video game designers who get paid
thousands of dollars for making video game: some
things are way too difficult to create with this engine,
you have to understand that we are very limited in our
possibilities for this game
modders with a pirated version of photoshop who
work full jobs outside the video game industry: hey
guys I made 100 hairstyles and re-textures of 750
outfits during my lunch time. Also this female char-
acter now has proper armor and can be romanced by
a female protag. I was kinda busy last night but here
are 20 new complexions you can download for free
bloodofshiagur
also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug
patch that fixed 185930 places where the game
could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and
restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow
better avenues of conversation! please just endorse
and give me feedback:
cOurier-six
you can say Bethesda. it's okay. todd can't hurt you
thepurpleotakutrashcan
Are you sure @cOurier-six?
cOurier-six
have no power here,
You
Howard
theamazingsallyhogan
cOurier-six Deactivated
Every second you arent running is a second closer you get to waking up on a carriage, followed by Hey, You. Youre finally awake.

Anaconda, Photoshop, and The Game: alienshepard
trained video game designers who get paid
thousands of dollars for making video game: some
things are way too difficult to create with this engine,
you have to understand that we are very limited in our
possibilities for this game
modders with a pirated version of photoshop who
work full jobs outside the video game industry: hey
guys I made 100 hairstyles and re-textures of 750
outfits during my lunch time. Also this female char-
acter now has proper armor and can be romanced by
a female protag. I was kinda busy last night but here
are 20 new complexions you can download for free
bloodofshiagur
also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug
patch that fixed 185930 places where the game
could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and
restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow
better avenues of conversation! please just endorse
and give me feedback:
cOurier-six
you can say Bethesda. it's okay. todd can't hurt you
thepurpleotakutrashcan
Are you sure @cOurier-six?
cOurier-six
have no power here,
You
Howard
theamazingsallyhogan
cOurier-six Deactivated
Every second you arent running is a second closer you get to waking up on a carriage, followed by Hey, You. Youre finally awake.

Every second you arent running is a second closer you get to waking up on a carriage, followed by Hey, You. Youre finally awake.

Banks, Stock Market, and Crash: US Banks after the stock market crash (Circa 1929) Phyllis Your balance is 50 billion Bells! Just kidding! It's actually 0. @ugaog123 It still hits hard

Banks, Stock Market, and Crash: US Banks after the stock
market crash (Circa 1929)
Phyllis
Your balance is 50 billion
Bells! Just kidding! It's
actually 0.
@ugaog123
It still hits hard

Banks, Stock Market, and Crash: US Banks after the stock
market crash (Circa 1929)
Phyllis
Your balance is 50 billion
Bells! Just kidding! It's
actually 0.
@ugaog123
It still hits hard

It still hits hard

Butt, Friends, and Lit: butt-berry British tv cooking competitions: held in a large tent in the middle of a field, the host is a lesbian comedian and the judge is an adorable 80 year old woman, everything is a terrible pun, all the contestants are friends and cry when someone is eliminated US tv cooking competitions: the set is a barely- lit dungeon, no one smiles in the entire series, rock/screamo musical intro, every sentence is emphasised with a cymbal crash, everyone hates each other especially the judges, at least one contestant is introduced holding a gun

Butt, Friends, and Lit: butt-berry
British tv cooking competitions: held in a large
tent in the middle of a field, the host is a lesbian
comedian and the judge is an adorable 80 year
old woman, everything is a terrible pun, all the
contestants are friends and cry when someone
is eliminated
US tv cooking competitions: the set is a barely-
lit dungeon, no one smiles in the entire series,
rock/screamo musical intro, every sentence is
emphasised with a cymbal crash, everyone
hates each other especially the judges, at least
one contestant is introduced holding a gun

Butt, Friends, and Lit: butt-berry
British tv cooking competitions: held in a large
tent in the middle of a field, the host is a lesbian
comedian and the judge is an adorable 80 year
old woman, everything is a terrible pun, all the
contestants are friends and cry when someone
is eliminated
US tv cooking competitions: the set is a barely-
lit dungeon, no one smiles in the entire series,
rock/screamo musical intro, every sentence is
emphasised with a cymbal crash, everyone
hates each other especially the judges, at least
one contestant is introduced holding a gun

Banks, Stock Market, and Crash: US Banks after the stock market crash (Circa 1929) Phyllis Your balance is 50 billion Bells! Just kidding! It's actually 0. @ugaog123 US Banks after the stock market crash (1929)

Banks, Stock Market, and Crash: US Banks after the stock
market crash (Circa 1929)
Phyllis
Your balance is 50 billion
Bells! Just kidding! It's
actually 0.
@ugaog123
US Banks after the stock market crash (1929)

Banks, Stock Market, and Crash: US Banks after the stock
market crash (Circa 1929)
Phyllis
Your balance is 50 billion
Bells! Just kidding! It's
actually 0.
@ugaog123
US Banks after the stock market crash (1929)

US Banks after the stock market crash (1929)

Facts, Family, and Family Guy: FACTS DR KENT WEBO Crash is just furry Sheen 2 1 is that naruto from family guy

Facts, Family, and Family Guy: FACTS
DR KENT WEBO
Crash is just
furry Sheen
2
1
is that naruto from family guy

Facts, Family, and Family Guy: FACTS
DR KENT WEBO
Crash is just
furry Sheen
2
1
is that naruto from family guy

is that naruto from family guy

Life, Phone, and Happy: A Mississippi firefighter tries to calm a terrified child who was in a violent car crash by laying down with him and playing the movie "Happy feet" on his phone. This man is obviously right where he needs to be in life

Life, Phone, and Happy: A Mississippi firefighter tries to calm a
terrified child who was in a violent car
crash by laying down with him and playing
the movie "Happy feet" on his phone. This
man is obviously right where he needs to
be in life

Life, Phone, and Happy: A Mississippi firefighter tries to calm a
terrified child who was in a violent car
crash by laying down with him and playing
the movie "Happy feet" on his phone. This
man is obviously right where he needs to
be in life

Hockey, Memes, and Broncos: The driver of a transport truck involved in a deadly crash with the Humboldt Broncos junior hockey team’s bus has pleaded guilty to all charges against him.

Hockey, Memes, and Broncos: The driver of a transport truck involved in a deadly crash with the Humboldt Broncos junior hockey team’s bus has pleaded guilty to all charges against him.

Hockey, Memes, and Broncos: The driver of a transport truck involved in a deadly crash with the Humboldt Broncos junior hockey team’s bus has pleaded guilty to all charges against him.

The driver of a transport truck involved in a deadly crash with the Humboldt Broncos junior hockey team’s bus has pleaded guilty to all char...

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died in a car crash on the way home from a game. She got invited to the next game only to see the players and staff wearing t-shirts with their photo on it and they took a moment of silence Stadio O @tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died
in a car crash on the way home from a
game. She got invited to the next
game only to see the players and staff
wearing t-shirts with their photo on it
and they took a moment of silence
Stadio O
@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died
in a car crash on the way home from a
game. She got invited to the next
game only to see the players and staff
wearing t-shirts with their photo on it
and they took a moment of silence
Stadio O
@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place

@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died in a car crash on the way home from a game. She got invited to the next game only to see the players and staff wearing t-shirts with their photo on it and they took a moment of silence Stadio O @tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died
in a car crash on the way home from a
game. She got invited to the next
game only to see the players and staff
wearing t-shirts with their photo on it
and they took a moment of silence
Stadio O
@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died
in a car crash on the way home from a
game. She got invited to the next
game only to see the players and staff
wearing t-shirts with their photo on it
and they took a moment of silence
Stadio O
@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place

@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place

Instagram, Tumblr, and Blog: This woman's husband and son died in a car crash on the way home from a game. She got invited to the next game only to see the players and staff wearing t-shirts with their photo on it and they took a moment of silence Stadio O browsedankmemes: @tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2C3t9n3

Instagram, Tumblr, and Blog: This woman's husband and son died
in a car crash on the way home from a
game. She got invited to the next
game only to see the players and staff
wearing t-shirts with their photo on it
and they took a moment of silence
Stadio O
browsedankmemes:

@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2C3t9n3

Instagram, Tumblr, and Blog: This woman's husband and son died
in a car crash on the way home from a
game. She got invited to the next
game only to see the players and staff
wearing t-shirts with their photo on it
and they took a moment of silence
Stadio O
browsedankmemes:

@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2C3t9n3

browsedankmemes: @tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2C3t9n3

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died in a car crash on the way home from a game. She got invited to the next game only to see the players and staff wearing t-shirts with their photo on it and they took a moment of silence Stadio O @tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2C3t9n3

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died
in a car crash on the way home from a
game. She got invited to the next
game only to see the players and staff
wearing t-shirts with their photo on it
and they took a moment of silence
Stadio O
@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2C3t9n3

Instagram, Game, and Home: This woman's husband and son died
in a car crash on the way home from a
game. She got invited to the next
game only to see the players and staff
wearing t-shirts with their photo on it
and they took a moment of silence
Stadio O
@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2C3t9n3

@tanksgoodnews on Instagram is a wholesome place via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2C3t9n3

7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke BEAUTY

7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease:

leaveittotegan:

lumnie:

chemisquid:

dippersballoon:
I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation
A girl a dream a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease:

leaveittotegan:

lumnie:

chemisquid:

dippersballoon:
I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation
A girl a dream a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

College, Crying, and Finals: College Republicans @UlowaCRs Follow When your social justice major doesn't have finals so you have time to make stupid signs and crash CR meetings @lowaAction When you have nothing better to do at 9 on a Tuesday than crash a College Republicans meaning emi @sluttysunflower Follow they made signs against racism not republicans and the republicans are crying. if they don't apply to u why are u mad ollede Republicans (aUlowaCRS When your social justice major doesn't have finals so you have time to make stupid signs and crash CR meetings @lowaAction RETWEETS LIKES 2,194 3,813 the-real-eye-to-see:Guilty mind is never at ease

College, Crying, and Finals: College Republicans
@UlowaCRs
Follow
When your social justice major doesn't have
finals so you have time to make stupid signs
and crash CR meetings
@lowaAction

When you have nothing better to do at 9 on a
Tuesday than crash a College Republicans
meaning

emi
@sluttysunflower
Follow
they made signs against racism not
republicans and the republicans are crying. if
they don't apply to u why are u mad
ollede Republicans (aUlowaCRS
When your social justice major doesn't have finals so you have
time to make stupid signs and crash CR meetings
@lowaAction
RETWEETS
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2,194 3,813
the-real-eye-to-see:Guilty mind is never at ease

College, Crying, and Finals: College Republicans
@UlowaCRs
Follow
When your social justice major doesn't have
finals so you have time to make stupid signs
and crash CR meetings
@lowaAction

When you have nothing better to do at 9 on a
Tuesday than crash a College Republicans
meaning

emi
@sluttysunflower
Follow
they made signs against racism not
republicans and the republicans are crying. if
they don't apply to u why are u mad
ollede Republicans (aUlowaCRS
When your social justice major doesn't have finals so you have
time to make stupid signs and crash CR meetings
@lowaAction
RETWEETS
LIKES
2,194 3,813
the-real-eye-to-see:Guilty mind is never at ease

God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and wondered what God has done in your life that you're not even aware of? Maybe He healed you before you even knew you were sick. Perhaps He saved vou from a fatal car crash that never happened. I have felt like God has protected me more times that I can count, so I can only imagine how many times He has rescued me when I was unaware that I was even in danger. Take a moment to thank God for protecting you. He is always watching over you and He's ALWAYS watching over you and He's there for vou even when vou don't realize it. What an awesome God we serve! Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and
wondered what God has done in your
life that you're not even aware of?
Maybe He healed you before you even
knew you were sick. Perhaps He saved
vou from a fatal car crash that never
happened. I have felt like God has
protected me more times that I can
count, so I can only imagine how
many times He has rescued me when
I was unaware that I was even in
danger. Take a moment to thank God
for protecting you. He is always
watching over you and He's ALWAYS
watching over you and He's there for
vou even when vou don't realize it.
What an awesome God we serve!
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
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God, How Many Times, and Life: ave you ever stopped and
wondered what God has done in your
life that you're not even aware of?
Maybe He healed you before you even
knew you were sick. Perhaps He saved
vou from a fatal car crash that never
happened. I have felt like God has
protected me more times that I can
count, so I can only imagine how
many times He has rescued me when
I was unaware that I was even in
danger. Take a moment to thank God
for protecting you. He is always
watching over you and He's ALWAYS
watching over you and He's there for
vou even when vou don't realize it.
What an awesome God we serve!
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
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