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Deer, Dove, and Empire: Julesburg /Peetz 113 125 127 (287 Columbine Steamboat oHahns Peak Lake Crook 138 Red Grover 76 71 Feather Lakes 25 liff TFPLATTER Livermore Pawnee National Grassland 129 COLORADO, MORE LIKE Walde Rustic 23 lvu St Poudre Rive go Pa pke 40 Glen Rocky Haven Mountain Est Allen Di Natl Dino Ft Morgan White River 64 Fort ampa Longmont 119 Akron Hot Sulphur Springs Granby Parshall 34 64 dYuma Lupton (52 134) 25 Meeker Lake Granby (72 134 52 63 Rangely Boulder Nederland Eldora Wray Brighton Kremming Green Mt Res Неeney Buford 40 (93 (72 131 Trappers Lake Barr Lake (79 Wintero Park Central CityHawk Empire Georgetown Black Arvada oWestminster 1 5 OnTheWorld Map.com 13 Denver Aurora Goldenw Summit County Silverthome Dillonokeystone daho Spgs Lakewood Sweetwater Strasburg Wolcott O . 103 (139 36 103 Englewood tittleton oSouthglenn Vail Deer Trail Eagle New Gypsum Glenwood Springs Evergreen Ritle6Castle Colorado R 470 Minturno Red Cliffo Mt. Evans Montezuma Frisco (83 OConifer Breckenridge Grant Parachute Соpрer 59 70 285 Pine Castle Rock (24 Mtn Basalt Ruedi Res. Carbondale Bailey 9 Jefferson Alma 91 De Beque 86 Stratton Burlington Meredith Arriba Leadville Seibert Limon (86 82 Aspen Grand Junction 65 Fruita Larkspurd Deckers Genoa (330 Collbran Vega Res Redstone O Snowmass Village Fairplay 24 83 Twin Lakes 82 25 Mesa Palmer Lake o Monument oLake George Woodland Park 40 Colorado640 National o Marble Granite 24 Spinney 141 (287 24 DivideGarden/GodsoBlack Forest Mtn ResFlorissanto Greer Manito USAF Academy Grand Mesa Hartselo 24 Mt. Crested Somerset (133 Monument Butte Cedaredge (385 Min ade Spgs Crested Butte (50 Gunnison R OCimarron Hills (94 Florissant 67 Fossil Beds Buena Vista 24 Paonia о Hotchkiss 94 Colorado Springs Eckert 9 135 141 Cheyenne Wells NatrMonument Cripple Creek (92 Crawford Pike's & Kit Carson ONathrop RDelta Guffey Black Canyon of the Gunnison Natl Park Almont 348 Olathe OFountain Pitkin o Parlin Ohio City Monarch 291 Salida Poncha Howard Spgs Sheridan Lake Montrose o 50 Canon City Eads Arkansas R Texas 50 Cimarron Curecanti Natl Rec Area Haswell Sapinero Bue Mesa Lake Penrose Royal Gorge 96 Coaldale 287 Sargents Florence 67 Cotopaxi 69 Bonanza Creek Nucla Cityo Villa Grove 90 (114 Boone 96 (385 Powderhorn (50 Crowley Pueblo Silver Bent's Naturita Wileyo Norwood Cliff 96 Ridgway 62 Westcliffe Old Fort 194 114 Cherawo Lamar 285 Fowler 50 (78) Granada (165 145 Ouray Saguache Lake Rocky Ford 50 Sawpit Las Animas John Martin Res 25 Crestone City San Isabel Telluride Rye La Junta 71 Great Sand Dunes Natl Monument Colorado City (285 (287 10 Creede 149 (385 Groundhog Silverton Dove Creek MORE LIKE STUPIDRADO! Center 89 Wag eel G Sou Но Na Mo 16 Vis Ala ecito ake 370 (160 Fo Ga gosa Sp 159 Monument Capu 285 Kim Comanche Bayfield Trinidad Lake 172 142 666 National (140 Mesa Verde San Luis 159 Conejos (160 (84 Campo 151 haade with mematic 389 lanacio Stonewall OnTheWrldMap.com Grassland Antonito Weston Starkville Arboles Branson 25 Peak Gunnison River Doloresver Ahahaa, funny 😡🔥😩😈😩💦🍤😂
Deer, Dove, and Empire: Julesburg /Peetz 113 125 127 (287 Columbine Steamboat oHahns Peak Lake Crook 138 Red Grover 76 71 Feather Lakes 25 liff TFPLATTER Livermore Pawnee National Grassland 129 COLORADO, MORE LIKE Walde Rustic 23 lvu St Poudre Rive go Pa pke 40 Glen Rocky Haven Mountain Est Allen Di Natl Dino Ft Morgan White River 64 Fort ampa Longmont 119 Akron Hot Sulphur Springs Granby Parshall 34 64 dYuma Lupton (52 134) 25 Meeker Lake Granby (72 134 52 63 Rangely Boulder Nederland Eldora Wray Brighton Kremming Green Mt Res Неeney Buford 40 (93 (72 131 Trappers Lake Barr Lake (79 Wintero Park Central CityHawk Empire Georgetown Black Arvada oWestminster 1 5 OnTheWorld Map.com 13 Denver Aurora Goldenw Summit County Silverthome Dillonokeystone daho Spgs Lakewood Sweetwater Strasburg Wolcott O . 103 (139 36 103 Englewood tittleton oSouthglenn Vail Deer Trail Eagle New Gypsum Glenwood Springs Evergreen Ritle6Castle Colorado R 470 Minturno Red Cliffo Mt. Evans Montezuma Frisco (83 OConifer Breckenridge Grant Parachute Соpрer 59 70 285 Pine Castle Rock (24 Mtn Basalt Ruedi Res. Carbondale Bailey 9 Jefferson Alma 91 De Beque 86 Stratton Burlington Meredith Arriba Leadville Seibert Limon (86 82 Aspen Grand Junction 65 Fruita Larkspurd Deckers Genoa (330 Collbran Vega Res Redstone O Snowmass Village Fairplay 24 83 Twin Lakes 82 25 Mesa Palmer Lake o Monument oLake George Woodland Park 40 Colorado640 National o Marble Granite 24 Spinney 141 (287 24 DivideGarden/GodsoBlack Forest Mtn ResFlorissanto Greer Manito USAF Academy Grand Mesa Hartselo 24 Mt. Crested Somerset (133 Monument Butte Cedaredge (385 Min ade Spgs Crested Butte (50 Gunnison R OCimarron Hills (94 Florissant 67 Fossil Beds Buena Vista 24 Paonia о Hotchkiss 94 Colorado Springs Eckert 9 135 141 Cheyenne Wells NatrMonument Cripple Creek (92 Crawford Pike's & Kit Carson ONathrop RDelta Guffey Black Canyon of the Gunnison Natl Park Almont 348 Olathe OFountain Pitkin o Parlin Ohio City Monarch 291 Salida Poncha Howard Spgs Sheridan Lake Montrose o 50 Canon City Eads Arkansas R Texas 50 Cimarron Curecanti Natl Rec Area Haswell Sapinero Bue Mesa Lake Penrose Royal Gorge 96 Coaldale 287 Sargents Florence 67 Cotopaxi 69 Bonanza Creek Nucla Cityo Villa Grove 90 (114 Boone 96 (385 Powderhorn (50 Crowley Pueblo Silver Bent's Naturita Wileyo Norwood Cliff 96 Ridgway 62 Westcliffe Old Fort 194 114 Cherawo Lamar 285 Fowler 50 (78) Granada (165 145 Ouray Saguache Lake Rocky Ford 50 Sawpit Las Animas John Martin Res 25 Crestone City San Isabel Telluride Rye La Junta 71 Great Sand Dunes Natl Monument Colorado City (285 (287 10 Creede 149 (385 Groundhog Silverton Dove Creek MORE LIKE STUPIDRADO! Center 89 Wag eel G Sou Но Na Mo 16 Vis Ala ecito ake 370 (160 Fo Ga gosa Sp 159 Monument Capu 285 Kim Comanche Bayfield Trinidad Lake 172 142 666 National (140 Mesa Verde San Luis 159 Conejos (160 (84 Campo 151 haade with mematic 389 lanacio Stonewall OnTheWrldMap.com Grassland Antonito Weston Starkville Arboles Branson 25 Peak Gunnison River Doloresver Ahahaa, funny 😡🔥😩😈😩💦🍤😂
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Funny, History, and Stroke: r/ihadastroke (It’s funny because William H. Crawford suffered a stroke in 1823 and was unable to continue his bid for the presidency ahaha get it)
Funny, History, and Stroke: r/ihadastroke (It’s funny because William H. Crawford suffered a stroke in 1823 and was unable to continue his bid for the presidency ahaha get it)

r/ihadastroke (It’s funny because William H. Crawford suffered a stroke in 1823 and was unable to continue his bid for the presidency ahaha ...

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9/11, Bad, and Cats: 1. JAY-Z DRUG DEALER He said selling crack on the streets of New York during the 1980s gave him the skills to succeed later in life. "I know about budgets, you need to know what you can spend, what you need to re-up. 2. HARRISON FORD CARPENTER SINCia He helped to build Sergio Mendes's studio, 7 years before the release of the first "Star Wars" 3. KANYE WEST SALE ASSISTANT PLANETBOMB.NET GA Back before he was the self-claimed wisest and most talented musician in the world, Kanye could be found greeting customers, folding sweaters and chinos at GAP. 3. JON HAMM SET-DRESSER FOR PORN FILMS The "Mad Men" star was a set dresser for soft core porn films in the late 1990s, said it was a depressing, soul-crushing experience. 4. AMY ADAMS HOOTERS WAITRESS Amy Adams was a hostess at Hooters when she was 17 and then spent a month waiting tables ned 18 after she had 5. NICOLE KIDMAN MASSAGE THERAPIST When she was 17 She studied massage and worked as a therapist so she could help her mother with physical therapy. 6. EVANGELINE LILLY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATER OR JUICE? She once farted on a nasty passenger's face. It would be a shame if the plane was "lost" 7. ANGELINA JOLIE FUNERAL DIRECTOR She had pursued a career as a funeral director because her grandpa's funeral is disappointing. 8. CHARLIZE THERON BALLERINA At the age of 16, when knee injuries forced her from the Joffrey Ballet, she won a one year modeling contract and decided to give acting a try 9. HUGH JACKMAN GYM TEACHER PLANETBOMBNET Hugh Jackman was a PE teacher at Uppingham School and a part-time party clown. 25 years later, he recognize one of the student (a reporter) on the red carpet, "You know what makes me angry, Rollo? It's students who don't really listen. No, it's the kind of students who don't bring their kit and the kind of students who don't jump in the pool when I tell them to. That's what makes me angry, Rollo." 10. CHANNING TATUM STRIPPER He did it for 8 months when he was 19. "On a good night, [I would makel 150 bucks. On a bad night, 70 bucks even 50 at times." His stage name is Chan Crawford 11. RACHEL MCADAMS MCDONALD'S Whatever... im gotting cheose fries She worked for Mcdonald's for 3 years and broke the orange juice machine. 12. PATRICK DEMPSEY CHAMPION JUGGLER SUCCESS He participated in juggling competitions and dropped out of high school to tour as a juggler and magician before he found his calling in acting. 13. TOM CRUISE PRIEST (ALMOST) Before he became famous and converted to Scientology, he attended a Franciscan seminary on a church scholarship and had aspiration of becoming a priest. He was expelled for stealing booze. 14. JOHNNY DEPP PHONE SALESMAN 10 He was a balled point pen salesman before Nicolas Cage convinced him to pursue acting. "You put on your best fake voice and try and sell them a gross or two of ballpoint pens with their name printed on them. 15. GERARD BUTLER LAWYER He got a law degree from Glasgow University, he drank through his first job as a trainee civil lawyer in Edinburgh until he was fired, a week before he was due to qualify 16. PIERCE BROSNAN FIRE EATER When he was studying acting in London's Oval House theater he passed by a fire-eating workshop and upon seeing that there were topless women doing the routine he signed up immediately. 17. KATHERINE WINNICK MARTIAL ARTIST The shield maiden in "Vikings" started martial arts at the age of 7, received her first black belt at 13 and opened her first school at 16. She holds a third-degree Black Belt in taekwondo and a second-degree Black Belt in Karate. She's also a licenced bodyguard. 18. STEVE BUSCEMI FIREFIGHTER PNQUANTACICE F.D.NY. E D.N 65 He was a FDNY firefighter in 1980. He has gone back to help his old ladder-mates on several occasions, most notably in the days following 9-11 when the actor put in 12-hour days to help sift through the rubble and find missing persons. 19. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN LION TAMER At age 15 he found the position advertised in the help wanted section and applied simply because "I've always liked cats." He worked as a lion tamer at a circus. According to Walken, it was "more like a big dog than anything." 20. LIAM NEESON TEACHER PLANETBOMB.NET Liam Neeson used to be a teacher in Newcastle but got fired for punching a 15-year-old boy when he pulled a knife out in class. 21. CHRISTOPER LEE CLASSIFIED First enlisted in the Royal Air Force in 1940, where he worked as an intelligence officer specializing in decoding German ciphers. He was tasked with tracking down war criminals after the war. His SAS record was hammed up. 22. BOB ROSS DRILL SERGEANT During his 20 years in the Air Force, Ross reached the rank of Master Sergeant. "I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn't going to be that way anymore. Boss spent his non-screaming time speed-painting the Alaskan wilderness around him, eventually he quit the military and focused on happy little cloud and trees.
9/11, Bad, and Cats: 1. JAY-Z DRUG DEALER He said selling crack on the streets of New York during the 1980s gave him the skills to succeed later in life. "I know about budgets, you need to know what you can spend, what you need to re-up. 2. HARRISON FORD CARPENTER SINCia He helped to build Sergio Mendes's studio, 7 years before the release of the first "Star Wars" 3. KANYE WEST SALE ASSISTANT PLANETBOMB.NET GA Back before he was the self-claimed wisest and most talented musician in the world, Kanye could be found greeting customers, folding sweaters and chinos at GAP. 3. JON HAMM SET-DRESSER FOR PORN FILMS The "Mad Men" star was a set dresser for soft core porn films in the late 1990s, said it was a depressing, soul-crushing experience. 4. AMY ADAMS HOOTERS WAITRESS Amy Adams was a hostess at Hooters when she was 17 and then spent a month waiting tables ned 18 after she had 5. NICOLE KIDMAN MASSAGE THERAPIST When she was 17 She studied massage and worked as a therapist so she could help her mother with physical therapy. 6. EVANGELINE LILLY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATER OR JUICE? She once farted on a nasty passenger's face. It would be a shame if the plane was "lost" 7. ANGELINA JOLIE FUNERAL DIRECTOR She had pursued a career as a funeral director because her grandpa's funeral is disappointing. 8. CHARLIZE THERON BALLERINA At the age of 16, when knee injuries forced her from the Joffrey Ballet, she won a one year modeling contract and decided to give acting a try 9. HUGH JACKMAN GYM TEACHER PLANETBOMBNET Hugh Jackman was a PE teacher at Uppingham School and a part-time party clown. 25 years later, he recognize one of the student (a reporter) on the red carpet, "You know what makes me angry, Rollo? It's students who don't really listen. No, it's the kind of students who don't bring their kit and the kind of students who don't jump in the pool when I tell them to. That's what makes me angry, Rollo." 10. CHANNING TATUM STRIPPER He did it for 8 months when he was 19. "On a good night, [I would makel 150 bucks. On a bad night, 70 bucks even 50 at times." His stage name is Chan Crawford 11. RACHEL MCADAMS MCDONALD'S Whatever... im gotting cheose fries She worked for Mcdonald's for 3 years and broke the orange juice machine. 12. PATRICK DEMPSEY CHAMPION JUGGLER SUCCESS He participated in juggling competitions and dropped out of high school to tour as a juggler and magician before he found his calling in acting. 13. TOM CRUISE PRIEST (ALMOST) Before he became famous and converted to Scientology, he attended a Franciscan seminary on a church scholarship and had aspiration of becoming a priest. He was expelled for stealing booze. 14. JOHNNY DEPP PHONE SALESMAN 10 He was a balled point pen salesman before Nicolas Cage convinced him to pursue acting. "You put on your best fake voice and try and sell them a gross or two of ballpoint pens with their name printed on them. 15. GERARD BUTLER LAWYER He got a law degree from Glasgow University, he drank through his first job as a trainee civil lawyer in Edinburgh until he was fired, a week before he was due to qualify 16. PIERCE BROSNAN FIRE EATER When he was studying acting in London's Oval House theater he passed by a fire-eating workshop and upon seeing that there were topless women doing the routine he signed up immediately. 17. KATHERINE WINNICK MARTIAL ARTIST The shield maiden in "Vikings" started martial arts at the age of 7, received her first black belt at 13 and opened her first school at 16. She holds a third-degree Black Belt in taekwondo and a second-degree Black Belt in Karate. She's also a licenced bodyguard. 18. STEVE BUSCEMI FIREFIGHTER PNQUANTACICE F.D.NY. E D.N 65 He was a FDNY firefighter in 1980. He has gone back to help his old ladder-mates on several occasions, most notably in the days following 9-11 when the actor put in 12-hour days to help sift through the rubble and find missing persons. 19. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN LION TAMER At age 15 he found the position advertised in the help wanted section and applied simply because "I've always liked cats." He worked as a lion tamer at a circus. According to Walken, it was "more like a big dog than anything." 20. LIAM NEESON TEACHER PLANETBOMB.NET Liam Neeson used to be a teacher in Newcastle but got fired for punching a 15-year-old boy when he pulled a knife out in class. 21. CHRISTOPER LEE CLASSIFIED First enlisted in the Royal Air Force in 1940, where he worked as an intelligence officer specializing in decoding German ciphers. He was tasked with tracking down war criminals after the war. His SAS record was hammed up. 22. BOB ROSS DRILL SERGEANT During his 20 years in the Air Force, Ross reached the rank of Master Sergeant. "I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn't going to be that way anymore. Boss spent his non-screaming time speed-painting the Alaskan wilderness around him, eventually he quit the military and focused on happy little cloud and trees.
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