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Girls, The Hound, and Daddy Issues: Any other girls with daddy issues just absolutely creaming their jeans over The Hound or is it just me?

Any other girls with daddy issues just absolutely creaming their jeans over The Hound or is it just me?

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Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt Price: $48.50 In Stock. Ships from and sold by Body-n Home Only 1 left in stock--order soon. 15 new from s36.51 1 used from $60.00 t Amazing, May 14, 2012 This review is from: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Velt I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon. I cooly asked 'Remember me?" One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!, she said. 1 whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted·WRONG MOVE B"** !" The five girl scouts ran away creaming. As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready.1 lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!! and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow, Then I remembered. Ihad eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burito was fighting its way back up my stomach. I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing 'Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... FLOOOOORRR!!!! I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious I’d buy it
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Anime, Bored, and College: 1. My real first name 2. My age 3. My gender 4. My sexual orientation 5. Number, names, and species of pets 6. Opinion on the communist uprising comrades 7. Favorite genre of music 8. Favorite artist or song 9. Favorite book 10. Favorite mod 11. Favorite color 12. 3 things that make me happy :) 13. 3 things that make me sad :( 14. 3 things that get me fired up 15. 3 things that make me smh 16. Favorite movie 17. Favorite sub ship 18. Favorite Pokémon 19. Favorite flavor of water 20. Favorite shape 21. Favorite school subject 22. Favorite old user 23. Favorite actor named Danny DeVito 24. If I would have sex with a furry 25. The worst thing I've done on a dare 26. Closest friend on the sub 27. Subcrush ; 28. If I can do a 1-handed pull-up 29. Favorite video game or series 30. Favorite anime 31. Favorite meme 32. The airspeed velocity of an unladen African swalloww 33. Number of e-boys/e-girls I have 34. Opinion on Mario Prolapse 35. Any musical instruments I play 36. If I do any other form of art 37. Things I floor it for 38. Famous people l've met or seen live 39. Any meme l enjoyed unironically 40. A happy childhood memory 41. An important childhood memory 42. 1st choice college 43. D&D Alignment 44. Someone who should be in Smash 45. Movies I'm excited for this year 46. Someone on the sub I would like to get to know better 47. Someone on the sub I appreciate 48. Favorite ice cream flavor 49. Is water wet? 50. Anything else! am bored so yeah

am bored so yeah

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