Creepy PMS
A Face
A Face

A Face

Do You Mind If
Do You Mind If

Do You Mind If

Oh Word
Oh Word

Oh Word

Trollings
Trollings

Trollings

Overation
Overation

Overation

Douchey
Douchey

Douchey

Face Palming
Face Palming

Face Palming

Look At My
Look At My

Look At My

So Wrong
So Wrong

So Wrong

Seens
Seens

Seens

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Being Alone, Bad, and Creepy: AT&T 12:10 O 56% Home Active 1m ago Hey Yes? 11:10 Lol why like that Like what? The yes? Do you not wanna talk lol I don't really have much to say Why do you say that Do you not wanna talk? Not particularly Why is that AT&T 12:10 О 56% Home Active 1m ago Why is that I don't like talking to you 11:49 Why? Because every time you want to talk to me you get creepy and you have a baby on the way so l want nothing to do with that What do you mean what does my baby have to do anything with you? You hit on me and say inappropriate and gross things to me and with your girlfriend expecting I don't want the drama AT&T 12:10 ○ 56% Home Active 1m ago What drama though? Can I call you lol? Wtf no Lol why not Because I don't want to talk to you What's so bad with me? You're creepy when you talk to me you say and ask me inappropriate things and I want nothing to do with it But why I won't I promise No Please G l AT&T 12:10 56% Home Active 1m ago Oh my god fuck off What happened though you used to love it though what changed that In middle school. It has been 8 years. you have a girlfriend. You're stupid as fuck. I said no. Lol calm down there's no reason to be mad Oh fuck you No really why are you mad I haven't said anything to make you mad I said I didn't want to talk to you But talk to me I'm not going to be bad I promise l AT&T 12:11 О 56% Home Active 1m ago In middle school. It has been 8 years. you have a girlfriend You're stupid as fuck. I said no. Lol calm down there's no reason to be mad Oh fuck you No really why are you mad I haven't said anything to make you mad I said I didn't want to talk to you But talk to me I'm not going to be bad I promise Just leave me alone please K fine He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.

He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.

Aww, Lol, and Massage: Right okay, that's perfectly fine:) 17:08 Do u have a pic so i know who im talking too 17:08 There's a pic as my WhatsApp image 17:08 Cant see one 17:08 You can also check it out on my website 17:09 There you can read everything about me and what I do :) 17:09 My name is 17:09 Hi 17:10 U look lovely 17:10 Thanks 17:11 Am i ok naked 17:11 IType a message Yes that is fine, as long as you don't mind me covering up your bits, I don't much care for looking at everyone's: If you're naked it is easier getting to the parts you use a lot for MMA 17:12 Hahahhaa 17:12 I do get aroused usually when my thighs are massaged so hope ur not offended 17:13 As long as I don't have to do anything sexual it doesn't bother me. Bodily functions happen 17:13 Quite often even 1713 Aww thats good then 17:14 I had a masseuse give me a horrible shouting at 17:14 That's strange, it's not something yc can usually control 17:14 Type a message OO I know17:14 I said jokingly after you should be flattered 17:15 That didnt help at all lo17:15 Hahaha 17:15 Do u have a pic 17:15 Of what? 17:16/ You 17:16 Another pic 17:16 Why do you need another pic? 17:17 Just making sure its you 17:17 Well it is my website 17:17 So l'd hope it's me 1717 Cmon 17:17 |Type a message You can compare the phone numbers 17:17 Just 1 pic 17:18 I don't think it's necessary 17:18 Please 17:18 No, I'm sorry. I think that is a little strange. You've seen a picture of me, and even then I don't think it would matter by who the massage is as long as it helps your muscles 17:20 Well u are nice looking which helps 17:20 I'm sure it does 17:21 Im defo ok naked 17:21 Well it's getting a bit weird if you ask for it so much. I'm not doing anythir sexual 17:22 lype a message I just like it tbh 17-22 Nothing sexual wanted 17:22 Just feels nice while u massage 17:23 Then it's fine 17:23 ld prefer uncovered 17:23 And I don't. I don't want to look at everyone's bits 17:23 Im not everyone lol 17:24 For me you are a client. I cover everyone up, you are one of everyone 1 7:24、// Can i touch myself under the towel while u massage 17:24 I'm going to stop replying now 17:25 Stay 17:26 Type a message I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.

I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.

Apparently, Beautiful, and Confused: Hi Morning Your holiday Monday off to a good start? Monday 09:15 Yes nice what r u looking for on tinder Monday 12:13 Nothing specific. I'm not around for long Monday 18:15 Ok Today 06:20 I feel the hunger on foreign skin, wants to absorb the scent of foreign skin, I want to drill my teeth into your flesh Draw marks on my skin with my nails. I want to feel how you give yourself to me, how you become soft and yielding, deliver you, just feel, just give, until you melt helpless in my arms I want to drink you empty like a sweet fruit, absorb your pain and moans into me Take heat and give it. Playing on your nipples, until your moans penetrate my ear like a beautiful melody. l want to touch, dominate, explore to the last corner of your soul And then start over. Slowly. Persevering. Relish I let your soul slip through my hands, shape and encourage you Protect you. I will kiss your tears away. Find you nice. Over and over again Today 07:49 Today 08:21 ....huh? When was ur last sex Today 09:32 I'm very confused about the turn this conversation has taken I thought you were looking for feedback on your....poetry. Or whatever that was Did u read the poem? I did. Are you looking for constructive feedback? Sent GIF Type a message... I did. Are you looking for constructive feedback? I am lookin for a feedback about what u feel it u like it Well, some of your metaphors are a little off. l'd also look at breaking out the old thesaurus the use of 'foreign skin' twice in two lines and 'moans' twice in one stanza could do with changing up. Also, beginning stanzas 2,3 & 4 with 'l want' is a good device, but you need to carry it through to the rest of the stanzas for it to really be effective Also very unsure on the find you nice' line All together it's a good beginning effort Sent GIF Type a message.. Do u like this type of sex Surely the sex in the poem is a metaphor for death though? It's not intended to be read literally as a sex act Do u read the dominant part? Yes, I want to touch [... last corner of your soul' - death is the ultimate dominator, and through the end of life manages to reach through to the very ends of our souls There is a feeling of rebirth, new life in this stanza though 'and then start over [...] persevering Maybe this is more about loss and finding oneself again than it is about death Sent GIF Type a message.. Do u like domiant men? The world is full of dominant men and it doesn't seem to be working so well for it Sent Type a message GIF .. Apparently not ready for the literary critique

Apparently not ready for the literary critique

Bruh, Disappointed, and Dude: 15% 6:33 PM CALL 2017 Iv been good 18 PM l cant believe u miss your internet friends l thought u didn't talk to anyone Untile we are together 129 PM On the phone and your table I feel depressed And sad I feel like someone just stabbed me to death 12:30 PM U never told me u talked to internet friends l thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends Enter message SEND I thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends I thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends im disappointed in u 12:31 PM My love 12:32 PM sorry to tell you bro but you aint talking to her, you talking to a random nigga i lent her my phone to call you, i aint think you would keep texting 2:07 PM sorry dude... idk what yall on but she told me she got her phone taken, so contact her 2:16 PM elsewhere Wednesday, October 11, 2017 Enter message SEND Yes Necko-chan i miss u 2 Im always thinking about u 1156 AM And i really want to spend Halloween with u Please try to call me with your phone I miss u necko-chan I love u necko-chan 11:58 AM 11:57 AM Thursday, October 12,2017 Necko-chan i wont be able to talk until 2 hours because thats when i get my 30 minute break at work Right now im in my 10 minute break I love u necko-chan 9-55 AM Enter message SEND I love u necko-chan 9:55 AM Im in my 30 minute break I miss u Necko-chan 12:39 PM Im able to talk Is necko-chan there 12:40 PM nah bro still me i really gotta stop turning on my phone to love notes from another nigga bruh this shit 2:47 PM bout gay as hell its time to stop unless she calls you dude dont hit my line, dont even text this number, keep it to 12:50 PM Voice. Enter message SEND nah bro still me i really gotta stop turning on my phone to love notes from another nigga bruh this shit bout gay as hell 12:47 PM its time to stop. unless she calls you dude dont hit my line, dont even text this number, keep it to 2:50 PM voice. Friday, October 20, 2017 Necko-chan 11:23 AM Monday, October 30, 2017 Hi i wanted to ask u if their is school today? 9:58 AM dude, i'm trying to tell you this 10:01 AM is inappropriate. s t o p Enter message SEND I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.

I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.

Anaconda, Bad, and Beard: Hohe t) Messenger 11:02 AM wierdest? in the world and i hope you dont get offended are you on aff? if you dont wanna answer i understand but trust me i 100% understand the need for discretion request. I'm sorry - who are you? And what is aff? adult friend finder lol No, sorry, I'm not. You've got the wrong person. well that sucks pretty bad your gorgeous Aa Horne ( 1 ) Messenger gorgeous Thanks! I don't know how you found me, but I'm not on aff the person i was looking for has a kik with same name and i been interested for a while so i figuered id try facebook becasue i could never get intouch anywhere else got really excited when i seen your pic because your very attractive Thanks - I don't have kik either. Good luck in finding whomever you're looking for! are you single? I don't know you prob not hows your labor day so くHome (1) Messenger I don't know you prob not hows your labor day so far? last? that could come over offensive would you ver date a married man? i shouldnt have asked that right away no i really have zero chance A) I don't know you. B ) you don't know me C) you don't know where I live D) absolutely I would not. a im in b id like to know you c i dont know where you live beside in nc because that would be wierd Aa く Home ( 1 ) Messenger e wier and d is it negotianable at all once you find ou im not a wierd facebook person adn i look good and have a great beard lol 1 There is absolutely no negotiation regarding whether or not I would be with a married man. The fact that you assume that's a looks-based decision speaks volumes about who you are as a person. My answer is unequivocally no. You messaged me, a stranger, on Facebook. We have never interacted or overlapped, and your Facebook is completely blank. This is the most sketchy and uncomfortable situation imaginable. Your wife should be ashamed of you Do not contact me further. Best of luck finding the person you've been trying to reach "Your wife should be ashamed." And of course...this happened on my birthday.

"Your wife should be ashamed." And of course...this happened on my birthday.

Racism, Sorry, and Ugly: One date from talking online briefly is just a silly way to decide Most who I had a connection with online were usually far away from So all you could do is talk and hope to meet I'm not sure why you're blaming me for all the injustices you've faced, but I'm really not interested. Delivered I am not blaming you You are just cold And prove to be immature and naive Ugly and short You blamed me and acted like I judged all women for simply You blamed me and acted like l judged all women for simply Sharing my experiences I will only generalize about whites because enough consistently proved to be insensitive, mean, superficial and racist You are ugly and nothing special and only get male attention based on white privilege Racism is by design. White skin is a birth defect not something special or good and white people have to discriminate and hide history to bring value to their image, it's sad, cruel and pathetic. It takes racism for white beauty to be noticed and for white privilege to exist. privilege to exist. You created the problem but not caring to acknowledge hovw I felt and being so evil that you just looked for a way to make me seem like I have a problem with women. I hope men attack you I am so sick of how white woken reach out to talk the most while beinsg the most heartless, cruel and superficial and insensitive people ever. Bye evil racist You need me to be mean in order for you to be motivated to unmatch me because you are so cold, insensitive and cruel? It seems insensitivity is typical with whites because if that was It seems insensitivity is typical with whites because if that was not the case there would be equality in this world and white privilege could not exist. White women like me based on my looks but in order for me to date them I have to hide my reality from them as a persorn of color or else l am the problem You cannot be real with anyone who is superficial, inconsiderate, naive or insensitive to others Sorry you could not be different from the masses. When you tell a guy that romantic chemistry is important to you, and also you're an evil racist (full album in comments)

When you tell a guy that romantic chemistry is important to you, and also you're an evil racist (full album in comments)

Beautiful, Bitch, and Creepy: 3 T 13% oo Optus 5:05 pm Conversation From lmgur 12m Hey there beautiful (tugs at collar nervously.) Saw your tattoo post on imgur and l think it's really good you want to be a doctor. (gives you a friendly smile) I can see you're a deeply thoughtful and intelligent person. You didn't reply to me on imgur, so I thought I'd try to find you on reddit because I really found you interesting and would love to get to know you better. I bet you get a lot of creepy PMs from assholes only calling you beautiful to get nudes or whatever (balls fists) but l see women as more than skin deep, so while you are beautiful its not all l See, you're a unique and captivating woman and I really respect and admire you as a person (wipes forehead) l hope you will give me the opportunity to give you the respect and admiration you truly deserve. (nwaits patiently for your reply) V phoeenixx 6m Reply to the Message 3 5:05 pm T 13% oo Optus Conversation Okay first of all you don't really know anything about me I appreciate the compliments, but l have a boyfriend and I'm really not interested. Please don't message me again. Now Wow, okay. (crosses arms) First of all, if you really appreciated my compliments then youd give me the time to talk to you, instead of being stuck up to someone who would do anything to put a smile on your face. (starts shouting) Youre right, i didn't know you, i thought you were something special but you're just a stuck up bitch. Girls like you only date fucking assholes anyway. hope he breaks your heart and you realize what a real man is. Don't come running back to me when you're hurt though. (turns on heel, slams door in your face) Goodbye! V phoe enixx Now Lol what the fuck Reply to the Message Wowzers (xpost r/creepypms)

Wowzers (xpost r/creepypms)

Creepy PMS, Commons, and Dow: 27% 12:15 AM L) 57 Conversation Oralsex reference match 68% 56 Personal info May 18 9:39pm Hello My username Name 56, retired and I live Location live b seln. know you stated you wanted a younger man your profile but tough titty, l'm going to state my case anyway. I saw your photo wearing those great glasses and I was interested immediately. What exactly is so wrong with an older man? I can tie my own shoes. Cook my own You blocked Username O M 27% 12:16 AM 57 Conversation my own shoes. Cook my own meals. Wipe my own ass and I've been told on more than one occasion that I'm a woman pleaser in the bedroom. Now don't like to brag but I've been making women cum multiple times for many years now and l mostly do it with only my tongue. You see l enjoy going down on a woman. Always have always will. t was my reputation in high school, college and throughout my entire life the girls used to call me with that magic His name tongue ma a fact. So while I'm not going to try and sweet talk you (I know you're too smart for that) but I wish you girls would stop stereotyping us older guys as just old men that can't even get it up Well let me say I get it up every day without any problems or Viagra. I just need a girl once in awile to get it up for. You see l don't drive because of recent knee surgery and that makes it very difficult to get You blocked username O M 27% 12:16 AM 57 Conversation that makes it very difficult to get out anywhere to meet up with men. And I love women Anywhere between the ages of 18 to 40. And yes I would date an 18 year old if given the chance because they're so uninhabited these days. It's nothing but sex, sex, sex and they don't even care who it's with. So yes, I want some too. So if you're ever dow drop in to see Location me and hopefully I'll get to show you my magic tongue. I'd really like that His name and I want some too. Fuck no. Learn to respect boundaries and the fact that not everyone will be attracted to you or wanna fuck you. Plus, talking about women like they're objects is disgusting. I don't You blocked Username o 85 50% 4:03 PM Conversation want some too. Fuck no. Learn to respect boundaries and the fact that not everyone will be attracted to you or wanna fuck you. Plus, talking about women like they're objects is disgusting. I don't care what you think you can do. have no interest in someone who is at a different stage in their life than l, or have nothing in common with. Plus you are older then my parents, I'm extremely grossed out by that. The age range I have set is pretty open and reasonable for my age. You're just trying to peacock because you're not in the club. Fuck off. PS: Tough titty Type message here One of the grossest messages I ever got on a dating site.

One of the grossest messages I ever got on a dating site.