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The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous: ll Verizon @ 90% 11:56 Thread Erik Israel @scottie1479 ***BREAKING** * Comedian takes over 6 years to get his dad joke just right. Dave RubinORubinReport -2h Iran to get here but we're between Iraq and a hard place. Israeli a n talk Turkey not just Greece the conversation. Syria folks, this Kuwait I Crimea river in a month from now. Dave Rubin O 23K @RubinReport O s20 Dave Rubin o eRubinkeport 4 Feb 2016 Iran to get here between Iraq and a hard place. Israeli messy to talk folks, let not Russian to this and don't Crimea river. Iran to get here but hard place. Israeli a i not just Greece the c this Kuwait but don" from now. O 33 Dave Rubin eRubinRéport 3 Mar 2015 Netanyahu: Iran to get here because l'm between Iraq and a hard p nuke issue. But Syria folks, Israeli a mess, let's talk Turkey. t7 7 Dave Rubin BRubinReport 31 Mar 2015 John Kerry nuclear update "Iran to get here but Israeli a mess. We'i Iraq and a hard place. Buy Syria though, don't Crimea river." Dave RubinORubinReport Obama at UN: "Iran to get here today but I'm not Russian to be pu Iraq and a hard place. Don't forget to try the veal. Goodnight!" 24 Sep 2013 11:43 am - 3 Jan 2020 17:20 · 1/3/20. Twitter Web App 1,069 Retweets 10.5K Likes Tweet your reply Posted in r/daverubin reddit The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous

The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous

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