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glumshoe: vorpalgirl: glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: glumshoe: totallyraedical: glumshoe: docincredible: glumshoe: a Yankee attempts to pronounce Southern contractions I’m from New Jersey and all of these but y’a’int are in my daily vocabulary so I think this is just you. That’s fair. I’m less a Yankee than some kind of Bigfoot. as a person from southern US I can honestly say stop thats not no i was cringing the entire time record how YOU would say it, then K I did it @poor-boy-orpheus I took your suggestions to heart and tried to use them in a sentence. What do you think?  I am a proud father Thank you for supporting me in these trying times. Here, let us enjoy some bona fide Southern Sweet Tea in celebration. [Image description: I am carefully lowering a single tea bag into an open sack of granulated sugar.] As someone who grew up in the South (albeit the suburbs) I love this whole threadBut my favorite part is Ship at the end, 100% making Southern Sweet Tea the way god intended. A++ My friend from Georgia is adamant that sweet tea is made right. He played it up like some complicated process and then just… poured hot syrup on tea bags. He was right, it was delicious, but I think it also took a month off my lifespan. : glumshoe: vorpalgirl: glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: glumshoe: totallyraedical: glumshoe: docincredible: glumshoe: a Yankee attempts to pronounce Southern contractions I’m from New Jersey and all of these but y’a’int are in my daily vocabulary so I think this is just you. That’s fair. I’m less a Yankee than some kind of Bigfoot. as a person from southern US I can honestly say stop thats not no i was cringing the entire time record how YOU would say it, then K I did it @poor-boy-orpheus I took your suggestions to heart and tried to use them in a sentence. What do you think?  I am a proud father Thank you for supporting me in these trying times. Here, let us enjoy some bona fide Southern Sweet Tea in celebration. [Image description: I am carefully lowering a single tea bag into an open sack of granulated sugar.] As someone who grew up in the South (albeit the suburbs) I love this whole threadBut my favorite part is Ship at the end, 100% making Southern Sweet Tea the way god intended. A++ My friend from Georgia is adamant that sweet tea is made right. He played it up like some complicated process and then just… poured hot syrup on tea bags. He was right, it was delicious, but I think it also took a month off my lifespan.
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<p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/161781070477/racine-witouting-the-pest-control-products" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>RACINE, WI—Touting the pest control product’s effectiveness at buying extra time for squeamish consumers, Raid introduced a new line of boxes for placing over bugs until you muster up the emotional strength to kill them, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Raid’s new Bug Containment Unit can be used to confine spiders, cockroaches, beetles, and other pests while you summon the courage to smash them with a shoe or rolled-up newspaper,” said S. C. Johnson &amp; Son COO Salman Amin, explaining how the 10-by-14-inch cardboard box immobilizes the insect as you pace back and forth, cringing at the thought of how gross crushing it will be, or fretting about accidentally missing and allowing it to escape. “The unit keeps the bug secure as you cycle between building up the nerve to finally kill it and then chickening out over and over again. The box also provides you enough time to convince your roommates or spouse to deal with it instead.” Raid officials went on to confirm the box includes adhesive strips around its opening for those who would prefer to trap the bug and then leave it there indefinitely to suffocate or starve to death.<br/></p></blockquote>: id Raid Introduces New Box To Cover Bug Until You Work Up Emotional Strength To Kill It <p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/161781070477/racine-witouting-the-pest-control-products" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>RACINE, WI—Touting the pest control product’s effectiveness at buying extra time for squeamish consumers, Raid introduced a new line of boxes for placing over bugs until you muster up the emotional strength to kill them, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Raid’s new Bug Containment Unit can be used to confine spiders, cockroaches, beetles, and other pests while you summon the courage to smash them with a shoe or rolled-up newspaper,” said S. C. Johnson &amp; Son COO Salman Amin, explaining how the 10-by-14-inch cardboard box immobilizes the insect as you pace back and forth, cringing at the thought of how gross crushing it will be, or fretting about accidentally missing and allowing it to escape. “The unit keeps the bug secure as you cycle between building up the nerve to finally kill it and then chickening out over and over again. The box also provides you enough time to convince your roommates or spouse to deal with it instead.” Raid officials went on to confirm the box includes adhesive strips around its opening for those who would prefer to trap the bug and then leave it there indefinitely to suffocate or starve to death.<br/></p></blockquote>

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⚠️⚠️SPOILER ALERT⚠️⚠️ QOTD: Thoughts on the Season 13 Finale last night? AOTD: I LOVED IT I AM SO HAPPY!!! Read my overview of last nights season finale below! - this episode started off with a bang, seeing Meredith so close to the hospital I'm surprised it wasn't her in the explosion - i am so happy that Stephanie is alive, she's such a badass and she's the best on her feet - omg she literally put the little girls life so much ahead of hers she ran through a wall of fire to save her, she's phenomenal Jerrika 100% deserves an Emmy for her performance - seeing Owen at the house made me upset I thought that it would be best for him to go to the hospital and help bc it would take his mind off of things - when they went up the stairs and didn't have the keycard my heart sunk Stephanie had the "we're gonna die" face and I knew that wasn't the end bc Stephanie doesn't just give up, she's never given up - im forever gonna hate eliza minnick bc she "forgot" to tell the cops that steph was missing then later blames it on Richard like BOI LEAVE - we need to appreciate Benjamin Warren more he literally saved Stephanie and Erin's life - y'all I'm cringing I don't ship incest Jackson and Maggie??!? boi! no japril will rise but tbh If they weren't related I would lowkey ship it - I LOVE BAILEY AGAIN SHE FIRED MINNICKS ASS SHE EXPOSED HER - kinda feel bad for Arizona bb but I hate minnick - I feel like next season they're gonna bring her back some sort of way but I feel like Arizona is gonna leave :( - It was so emotional when Meredith told Nathan about megan, I cried she's such a good person - I love how she wanted him to be happy and she wanted him to go to her asap - I feel bad for Meredith bc she was just getting happy :( - Give Meredith grey some happiness !!! - And the closing scene was phenomenal as well, I loved it and it made me like Amelia a little more - I AM SOOO HAPPY THAT STEPHANIE QUIT AND DIDNT DIE, SHES HAPPY NOW SHE CAN TRAVEL AND DO WHAT SHE WANTS SO GRATEFUL SHE DIDNT DIE - If this was Derek I would already be gone < wouldn't we all Mer mcdreamy is everything for us - Comment if you read all of this and drop your opinions on last nig: Don't apologize.lfthis was Derek, would already be gone. GREYSCHIEF S13:E24 ⚠️⚠️SPOILER ALERT⚠️⚠️ QOTD: Thoughts on the Season 13 Finale last night? AOTD: I LOVED IT I AM SO HAPPY!!! Read my overview of last nights season finale below! - this episode started off with a bang, seeing Meredith so close to the hospital I'm surprised it wasn't her in the explosion - i am so happy that Stephanie is alive, she's such a badass and she's the best on her feet - omg she literally put the little girls life so much ahead of hers she ran through a wall of fire to save her, she's phenomenal Jerrika 100% deserves an Emmy for her performance - seeing Owen at the house made me upset I thought that it would be best for him to go to the hospital and help bc it would take his mind off of things - when they went up the stairs and didn't have the keycard my heart sunk Stephanie had the "we're gonna die" face and I knew that wasn't the end bc Stephanie doesn't just give up, she's never given up - im forever gonna hate eliza minnick bc she "forgot" to tell the cops that steph was missing then later blames it on Richard like BOI LEAVE - we need to appreciate Benjamin Warren more he literally saved Stephanie and Erin's life - y'all I'm cringing I don't ship incest Jackson and Maggie??!? boi! no japril will rise but tbh If they weren't related I would lowkey ship it - I LOVE BAILEY AGAIN SHE FIRED MINNICKS ASS SHE EXPOSED HER - kinda feel bad for Arizona bb but I hate minnick - I feel like next season they're gonna bring her back some sort of way but I feel like Arizona is gonna leave :( - It was so emotional when Meredith told Nathan about megan, I cried she's such a good person - I love how she wanted him to be happy and she wanted him to go to her asap - I feel bad for Meredith bc she was just getting happy :( - Give Meredith grey some happiness !!! - And the closing scene was phenomenal as well, I loved it and it made me like Amelia a little more - I AM SOOO HAPPY THAT STEPHANIE QUIT AND DIDNT DIE, SHES HAPPY NOW SHE CAN TRAVEL AND DO WHAT SHE WANTS SO GRATEFUL SHE DIDNT DIE - If this was Derek I would already be gone < wouldn't we all Mer mcdreamy is everything for us - Comment if you read all of this and drop your opinions on last nig
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Last night, Harry Styles began his weeklong residency at The Late Late Show by flexing his Jedi powers, cringing at jokes about one of his exes, and giving one heck of a performance of "Sign of the Times." _ Before he was allowed on set, Harry had to make it through tight security. The guard didn't recognize him without the rest of One Direction in tow, so Harry had to use a power he only employs in the most dire of situations. He stared the guard right in the eyes and unleashed what looked like a beam of pure sexual energy, proving once and for all that he was the Harry Styles. _ He also sat down with Corden and actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who told the audience all about his coop of chickens named after the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Harry took some big sips of coffee when Kendall Jenner came up — photos of the two vacationing together were leaked a little over a year ago — but the awkwardness didn't quell his good spirits. _ After all, he went on to deliver one of the best performances of "Sign of the Times" he's given so far, with a full band and a ton of backing vocalists helping him out. _ He also wore another great suit, because Harry Styles has a seemingly bottomless closet of truly excellent suits. _ by Sasha Geffen: HARRY STYLES USED HIS SEXUAL MIND POWERS ON A LATE LATE SHOW SECURITY GUARD NEWS Last night, Harry Styles began his weeklong residency at The Late Late Show by flexing his Jedi powers, cringing at jokes about one of his exes, and giving one heck of a performance of "Sign of the Times." _ Before he was allowed on set, Harry had to make it through tight security. The guard didn't recognize him without the rest of One Direction in tow, so Harry had to use a power he only employs in the most dire of situations. He stared the guard right in the eyes and unleashed what looked like a beam of pure sexual energy, proving once and for all that he was the Harry Styles. _ He also sat down with Corden and actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who told the audience all about his coop of chickens named after the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Harry took some big sips of coffee when Kendall Jenner came up — photos of the two vacationing together were leaked a little over a year ago — but the awkwardness didn't quell his good spirits. _ After all, he went on to deliver one of the best performances of "Sign of the Times" he's given so far, with a full band and a ton of backing vocalists helping him out. _ He also wore another great suit, because Harry Styles has a seemingly bottomless closet of truly excellent suits. _ by Sasha Geffen

Last night, Harry Styles began his weeklong residency at The Late Late Show by flexing his Jedi powers, cringing at jokes about one of hi...

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