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Bless Up, Guacamole, and Life: New pupper meets old soul. Pic: reddit u/Scotty367 @DrSmashlove On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Mature. Sophisticated. Appetizer looking like a still life painting. Put out some red wine, bam. Now u a grown and sexy hostess. U hit some bumps on the way here but u here now. U made it. U serving an appetizer that looks aesthetically wondrous. However there is one, small problem. Just one. U ready? NOBODY WANT CRACKERS AND CHEESE BRUV, YUCK LMAO. Let me upgrade u. U wanna serve something everyone will rave about? U wanna serve something people will love with all they heart? U wanna be the Belle of the MF Ball? HUMMUS AND GUACAMOLE. Do not over complicate this. Do not get creative. Do not ruin a perfect thing. Hummus...and guac. In two separate bowls. In between? Them thin crispy salty tortilla chips and if u really can’t fight the urge to be fancy, some veggies to dip. That’s it. “Wow the Camembert in that cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter was absolutely delectable” - no human being, ever. “OMG I COULD BATHE IN GUAC. AND HUMMUS. LIKE LITERALLY BATHE ME IN A VAT OF GUAC AND HUMMUS AND RUB IT ON MY CHEST AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR WITH IT LOL DAMN IT’S GONE.....OMG AMANDA BROUGHT OUT MORE SORRY BRB ☺️.” - everyone. Guac and hummus. U could be the worst cook ever - don’t een matter - all the guests already gon be full off of guac. And hummus 🤗. Aight? I just upgraded u. When u host the best holiday party ever next week and nobody can een explain why and they just speechless like “AMANDA OMG THIS PARTY WAS AMAZING U R MARTHA STEWART LOL” just do me one favor. Just one. Say “smashy taught me” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Ma...

Amazon, Ass, and Bruh: Can I take them both home? @DrSmashlove So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at screens without any disruptions other than clients calling or my secretary asking me if I'm ok 🤗. Anyway at the pool I seen some shit so of course imma speak on it. First and foremost. What's up with these dudes with the baldy chests but from the belly button on down, they got a Amazon MFin rainforest? Is this the wave? Are y'all manscaping to this extent now? Like don't girls either like hairy ass dudes or baldy dudes? Is there a population of women out there that's like "I like a man's belly to be only half hairy it's so God damn sexy like I want four clean abs and two extremely snarly abs it makes me form a puddle under me ... I also love it when Jeff only shaves one ass cheek like I spank his left one and it's clean as a whistle and the left one looks like a gorilla's ass FUCK 😍" <- this woman is a rare breed ... if she exist, point her out - women with strange fetishes like this tend to be the highest caliber freaks 🤗😂. Anyway to make matters worse I seen a dude with a baldy chest and hair under the belly button region but it was a landing strip but like a thick one as if it naturally grew like that but he clearly made the edges crispy. BRUH. UNLESS YOUR NAME IS CHARLIE AND U A FANCY GAY MAN LIVING IN RANDOMLY GAY-FABULOUS CITY LIKE SAN ANTONIO AND U A CROSS FIT COACH BUT U ALSO MODEL ON THE SIDE AND HAVE 70,000 FOLLOWERS ON IG, A LANDING STRIP IS NOT. FUCKING. ALLOWED. I stop going to the pool for two summers and I see this shit. Y'all terrible 😫😂😂😂

So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at s...

Af, Ass, and Baseball: Now that's a good boy While all the other dogs in the park were playing around, he read a book with his human. ba "Why do you act like that on snap". "You know that's not how you are, why you actin like a wild party girl." "You should have more self respect." <- men, lemme ask y'all. When did y'all go from age 28 to 78? High waisted khakis and crispy white reeboks lookin ass. Twenty five cent coffee at McDonald's lookin ass. "Lemme clean my dentures" lookin ass. Listen to the baseball game on the radio thru headphones while you AT the actual ballgame lookin ass <- all real OG old ass men do this shit 😂. Lemme splain y'all something since now all of a sudden u concerned about how girls carry theyself on social media: snap ain't suppose to be her real cot damn life. She wake up early. Walk the dog. Take a shower. Do her hair. Go to a job she hate. Take the stinky ass train home where unsightly men try to sneakily graze her with they erected PP. Drink a lot of wine to forget the job she hate. U feel me? She ain't gon snap all that. She gon snap herself singing to Kendrick lyrics and acting a donkey at a bar. Poolside with her homegirls. Eating tacos because that's what sexy girls do they link up and eat tacos and then snap that shit. She tryina escape the monotony of daily existence thru this shit, not document it. Ain't that a motherfucker, ladies? Like my lil home girl always says - the same shit he loved about u that drew him in ... now he wanna u criticize u for it. Men...let a young ting be a young ting. All that judging make u look insecure and bitter AF. Let her live her life. If u can't fuck with that, give her space. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂

"Why do you act like that on snap". "You know that's not how you are, why you actin like a wild party girl." "You should have more self resp...