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Finish Line, Friends, and School: 45% 15:03 46% 14:54 Richmond Street F.C. Akhil Akku, Albert Saji, Calum Gri.. He's a legend in case u don't know 01:30 Most of u have met him 01:30 really nice lad despite his disability 01:30 Everyone loves him at our school 01:30 Cos he's such a legend 01:30 And basically01:30 He was like super enthusiastic about everything on sports day 01:31 And wanted to do a bunch of events 01:31 Even if he wasn't meant to be doing them 01:31 And cos people know what a lad he is 01:31 They let him take their place 0131 He always had a smile on his face and put 100effort into all his events Tbf and didn't care if he finished last 01:32 Type a message 46% 14:53 E Richmond Street F.C Akhil Akku, Albert Saji, Calum Gr. So basically 01:32 His last event 01:32 Was 200m year 10 boys 01:32 Whole of st joes watching 01:32 10 lads in the race 01:32 2 boys for each house 01:32 Whistle blows 01:33 The boys are off 01:33 Couple lads steaming ahead but relatively tight It's looking super tight coming up to the final 50m.... 01:33 Then suddenly 01:33 remembered what one of the lads in the race told me before the race 01:34 He said 'watch this pat we got something big planned 01:34 I said aight o1:34 Boom 01:34 Type a message 14:54 46% Richmond Street F.C. Akhil Akku, Albert Saji, Calum Gri.. I said aight 01:34 Boom 01:34 Anyway 01:34 Last 50m 01:34 Then suddenly 01:34 All the boys slow down in unison 01:34 And start jogging 01:34 As a little lad called jack of trades slowly catches up and then overtakes them 01:35 Abhi in the clear 01:35 And he crosses the finish line 01:36 Getting first place for his house 01:36 And getting a standing ovation from st joes 01:36 Was scenes 01:36 Anyway 01:36 Today 01:36 Type a message Stitch It! My friends let a disabled kid win the 200m coz of how happy he was to do the events.....

My friends let a disabled kid win the 200m coz of how happy he was to do the events.....

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Apparently, Asian, and Ass: File: hooka jpg (86 KB, 620x465) Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23:29:45 No.576373696 Story time /b/ >be me >be sophomore in college >spring break >decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros this one buddy, we ll cal do would do iust about anything for a laugh >In San Francis co after an awful red-eye flight. >Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives >Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row >After a few hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inebriated >Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great fucking time We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack whore, continue to walk >As we were about to walk by, this hooker said something that I'll never be able to forget >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't shit on my face" >Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care >Hooker takes us all down to an alley, then proceeds to lay down with her face upwards frighteningly emaciated meth addict hooker. Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23: 30 :33 No.576373816 »576374049 >cont. Okay try to shit on my face" goes Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict whore's forehead, she blows on his asshole shole immediately shrivels up like a dehydrated rais in, Dave literally can not shit on her face >I stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake >I squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive shit log stirring within me >I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment Just as I felt the tip of my shit touching the ring on my asshole, a great wind swept up from the prostitute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter Just as Dave had failed before me, I was unnsuccessful in my quest >Hooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can shit on her face >Hooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our journey back to the hotel defeated >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave >Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to shit on the hooker's face >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back >whatever.gif >Next day plane leaves the next moming, So this night was our last in San Francisco >We decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the hooker, we decided not to spend much) Find this nasty "chinese" buffet >Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23:32: 03 No.576374040 cont >Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing >We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face "We're going to get our money back" >Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave >Dave runs out of the hotel to go find the hooker from the night before >Friends and I have no choice but to follow >Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the feriocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey ie begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before >Sure ve >Dave groans through clenched teeth "We want to try and shit on your face again, double or nothing" >Hooker agrees Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position >Dave stands over her face asI remain transfixed with anticipation the same meth head prostitute is stading at the same corner 2Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 33: 13 No.576374230 >cont >Before the hooker even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy anal terror the likes of which no man should ever witness >Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid shit spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks >The hooker's screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest >The shit continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open >Hooker attempts to protect her already scat-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's anal explosion >Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep >Dave turns around, bare ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be compared to a nuclear blast in order to assess the damage >The Hooker is literally covered from head to toe in shit, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still, put into shock by the force of Dave's shit >Dave turns to us with a serious expression on his face, bare ass still exposed "Holy fuck I've killed her" >The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in shit, giving the appearence of a grotes que brown halo >Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley Still don't know what happened to that hooker, or if she even survived the breeze Dave shits on a hooker
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Respect, Singing, and National Anthem: (May 1, 1934). The boys may be junior members of the Hitler Youth known Pimpfe who did not yet have uniforms. The banner reads "Honor labor and respect the laborer." as 13031 Foto: privat C Stiftung Topographie des Terros, Berlin Conformity and refusal: Spectators and workers of the Blohm &Voss shipyards during the singing of the national anthem and the Horst Wessel Song following Anpassung und Verweigerung: Schaulustige und Arbeiter der Werft Blohm & Voss während des Absingens der Nationalhymne und des Horst-Wessel-Liedes im Anschluss an eine ,,Führerrede", die Adolf Hitler anläss- the "Führer's address" given by Adolf Hitler on the occasion of the launch of the German Navy training ship "Horst Wessel" Hamburg, June 13, 1936. While all those present raise their right arms in the obligatory lich des Stapellaufes des Segelschulschiffes der Kriegs- marine ,Horst Wessel" hielt, Hamburg, 13. Juni 1936 Während alle Anwesenden mit gerecktem rechten Arm den obligatorischen ,Deutschen Gruß" entbieten, verweigert ein einzelner Mann (etwas rechts von der Bildmitte, Kreis) den Gruß und verschränkt die Arme. Zum Foto liegen unterschied "German salute" one man (slightly r. of center, circle) refuses and crosses his arms. We have varying, sometimes conflict- ing, information on the identity of this brave non-conformist. liche, teils widersprüchliche Angaben zur Identität dieses mutigen Nonkonformisten vor. Sein Name war vermutlich August Landmesser probably August Landmesser. His name was 13020 52 Photo München Big respect to this mid-century madlad
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Dodgeball, Friends, and Funny: 07/18/19(Thu)22:10:19 No.805004015 Anonymous >be me >long while ago >first year of middle school >meet up with a group of kids who also play clash of clans in cafeteria before class 54 KB JPG >this one kid, let's call him Oscar, is a bit off >he raises his voice over the smallest things and rages when anybody crosses him >day: Monday >arrive in math class >class starts >Oscar seems frustrated, and the teacher sees he forgot his homework >rage 25% look in his eyes and he starts counting down from 10 >he calms down and the teacher moves on with class >day: Tuesday >enter cafeteria before class, eating with Clan >hear a pound on a table and turn to see Oscar red in the face angrily exclaiming that they are out of ketchup for hash browns >50% rage in eyes >kitchen staff rush to get him a full bottle of ketchup >rage leaves eyes, day goes on >day: Wednesday >gym class >Oscar is talking mad shit to opposing dodgeball team >Game starts >the entire enemy team only targeted Oscar to spite him for like 5 minutes >Oscar starts hyperventilating and his eyes fill with rage >75% rage in fact >kids get tired of shitting on Oscar and he calms down >day: Thursday >science class so various rocks and hammers and >in geology unit, an array of testing sandpaper are lying around >someone thinks to pull a prank on Oscar >him and his friends all get paper towels and start rubbing it between their hands >they say it feels really good if you do it >they hand Oscar the finest sandpaper when he asks to try "ow it hurts" >they tell him it won't work if he stops >he does this until the joints of his hand start to bleed, his hand completely smooth and raw from the sandpaper >he is writhing in pain from hands and starts to yell "YOU ASSHOLES, YOU FUCKED WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME!" He grabs a hammer and a yardstick from the workstation and duel wielded them to beat the group >l find it funny, and chuckle to myself >he does a 180, and hits me with a geode, bruising my arm >mfw I've been struck by a smooth criminal 2 Replies/1 Image View Thread anon has an encounter
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Time, Zombie, and Pig: Every time Felix crosses a zombie pig man, I get worried that he’ll attack one, not knowing the consequences. Can we make sure he knows not to?

Every time Felix crosses a zombie pig man, I get worried that he’ll attack one, not knowing the consequences. Can we make sure he knows not ...

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Anime, Bored, and Click: corn flakes-G G corn flakes - G corn flakes- G corn flakes- G corn flakes- G corn flakes G corn flakes-G corn flakes -G corn flakes- G corn flakes G corn flakes-G shrek rule 34 Gcorn flakes - G teenagers:sX ODhttps://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/search?q=i+drew+r%2 Fteen agers & restrict_sr= on &indlude_over_18=on8&sort=relevance&t= all = 14 points4 comments submitted 3 hours ago by wooglefloofum to r/teenagers Leave +Dashboard +Shortcut co https://i.redd.itzlqgqy6cbqa31.jpg 1,304,607 teenagers (10,702 here) Show my flair on this subreddit. It looks like: I know it's not as good as most of the drawings on here, but I drew r/teenager's sno0 (I also gave him airpods) GarfcomDotBiz 18 (edit) 12 points 6 comments submitted 8 days ago by Sailor_Grell NEW TO REDDIT? CLICK HERE! 14 o https://i.redd.it/rplfsyel40931.jpg Check out our official Discord server: https://discord.gg/teenagers Have this thing I drew r/teenagers because I'm too shy to post on r/art Interested in gaming? Check out It/TeenGamingNights! 23 points 22 comments submitted 2 months ago by clowlucky 14 to r/teensagers We also have our own Minecraft server! co https:/li.redd.it/mjgd01 Ihray21.png NEW 1.13.2 VANILLA JAVA SERVER osmc.teengamingnights.net drew r/teenagers anime girl hentai for yall (kinda hot) NSFW 55 points 7 comments submitted 4 hours ago by RedditAbomination RULES to r/teenagers NSFW ao https:/li.redd.itxuap8qxqzpa31.png Not many things are out of place in this subreddit; almost anything that crosses our teenage minds will be allowed. However, there must be a balance between freedom and, well, not freedom! drew r/teenagers in a nutshell 35 points 4 comments submitted 21 days ago by Curly576 16 to r/teenagers co https://i.redd.it/6vezxkp m dg 63 1.png For more clarification on the points listed below, hover over them! drew r/teenagers on my new school computer No personal attacks 827 points 24 comments submitted 10 months ago by UnofficialGOD 16 to r/teenagers ao https:/i.redd.itjnd03mpudbk11.jpg No spamming I drew the r/teenagers logo as a cute anime girl No personal information 50.298 points 1,916 comments submitted 23 hours ago by molgera04 15 or/teenagers No NSFW media co https:/i.redd.it/2zwmyl80eka31.jpg All submissions must be flaired drew the r/teenagers logo as a cute anime boy 29,145 points 556 comments submitted 10 hours ago by Souplero 1.000,000 Attendee! r/teenagers AMAS require prior moderator approval co https:/i.redd.itjh6rm87070a31.png The full documentation of our rules can be found on this page. | drew the r/teenagers snoo except it's 100x more fricken sweet The moderators reserve the right to act on a case- by-case basis. If you are not sure whether something breaks these rules, please message the moderators 26,338 points 306 comments submitted 6 hours ago by eggshitterO 19 bring back nu-metal to r/teenagers co https://i.redd.it/94s2s6987pa31.jpg I drew the r/teenagers logo as a dragon We use a point system that tracks warnings and bans. This allows users to learn from their mistakes 6,552 points 136 comments submitted 6 hours ago by Troutsfish to r/teenagers not get banned indefinitely infraction. Our current ban procedure can be found on this page minor a o https:/i.redd.it/6ht9vgq5dpa31.png I drew the r/teenagers mascot in the style of my girlfriend. QUESTIONS? 1,683 points 70 comments submitted 4 hours ago by squashpickle8 800K Attendee to r/teenagers o https /i.redd.ity9nuqo932qa31.png Have any questions? Message the moderators or type /r/teenagers in the addressee box when composing a message to modmail us. Do not PM or invite moderators to chat in regards to moderator actions, questions on rules, or Was bored so I drew the r/teenagers snoo with clothes better suited for summer 161 points 21 comments submitted 1 day ago 13 to r/teenagers Dusty_Doorknob 807 PM I drew the r/teenagers mascot as an overused trend
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Advice, Chill, and Church: + h (2) The Backwater Gosp X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkDrlacHJ M YouTube NP Search Aquaman 2 years ago narutoyssasukeist Recommended for you This video really got to me. Especially the part when the pastor said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and everyone threwa stone. These people legitimately think that what they're doing is righteous. The pastor has brainwashed them so much that they think they're righteous enough to kill a man. That part messed me up. ZAZA 50:37 Cream by David Firth David Firth 2.9K REPLY CREAM 7.3M views View 77 replies v by Dey 12:22 AK 9 months ago God of War - Kratos Fighting "The Stranger" >Be me. VGS-Video Game Sophistry Recommended for you >Had a long carreer as undertaker and decided to travel around as business is slow atm. > Some rumor starts about me being behind the deaths, just because I'm there when people die. Laugh it off >Got to a town where my reputation got before me. Locals freak out about my presence. 18:22 Terrible Advice Bear Grylls Has Sit at the well and look as harmless as I can. Given >This homeless dude is pretty chill about it, maybe the others will calm down. Seven days in, church door blasts open. >Every man and woman in town pours out the door and kills the hobo. Wtf. Sit still and not do any threatening moves. Grunge 120K views New 10:35 WHAT THE...! ROUND 9 It starts to rain. 131216 In an orgy of violence they kill eachother with knives, shovels and crosses. 1.6M views >Wtf Everyone's dead. > Proceeds to next town. 11:17 >Business is good. Show less Tribe meets white man for the first time -Original Footage (1... kendemir23 1.3K REPLY 2.3M views View 15 replies v 14:38 Like a Boss | Compilation #16 Collie Calamari 6 months ago GoTRASHshow T really love the simbolism when the priest opens his Bible and it shows it holds a gun, it wasn't real faith, it was his way of ainina autbarit, foar androanaat Recommended for you Business is good. URL:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkDrIacHJM
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Girl, Her, and Lady: Our girl Zoe crosses her paws like a proper lady

Our girl Zoe crosses her paws like a proper lady

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