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Bruh did u know that in the animal kingdom, fathers are referred to as "sire"? Literally sire. U have chirren and now u a cot damn King. Aw hell nah. I'm a animal too. Ladies if u have chirren with me, they calling me sire. And we gon have a British nanny (I think they call it a governess - like she the damn governor of yo crib lol) so the chirren all have British accents. We finna be at family reunion barbecues and the kids finna run up to me like "Have you sampled the roasted chicken, sire - it's truly brilliant!" Then we will sit on a Hermes cashmere blanket laid delicately upon the grass and sip earl grey tea with our pinkies raised, and eat crumpets that we brung to the barbecue because our nanny Amelia of Portsmouth got us snacking right. And yo family members gon look at u all crazy like "this motherfvcker...got y'all chirren...talking British...addressing him like a king?" And that's when u hit them with the cold, hard truth: "yes...yes they do. I ruined the word 'daddy' for him...because that's what *I* call him 🀀." πŸ‘‹πŸŽ™...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: Brother from another mother Drsmashlove Bruh did u know that in the animal kingdom, fathers are referred to as "sire"? Literally sire. U have chirren and now u a cot damn King. Aw hell nah. I'm a animal too. Ladies if u have chirren with me, they calling me sire. And we gon have a British nanny (I think they call it a governess - like she the damn governor of yo crib lol) so the chirren all have British accents. We finna be at family reunion barbecues and the kids finna run up to me like "Have you sampled the roasted chicken, sire - it's truly brilliant!" Then we will sit on a Hermes cashmere blanket laid delicately upon the grass and sip earl grey tea with our pinkies raised, and eat crumpets that we brung to the barbecue because our nanny Amelia of Portsmouth got us snacking right. And yo family members gon look at u all crazy like "this motherfvcker...got y'all chirren...talking British...addressing him like a king?" And that's when u hit them with the cold, hard truth: "yes...yes they do. I ruined the word 'daddy' for him...because that's what *I* call him 🀀." πŸ‘‹πŸŽ™...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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