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Apparently, Baseball, and Beautiful: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore m crying cause most secunty cams would have timestamps crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it as their background footage while recording yesterday so jenroses yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it? unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated mage you can see the details become much clearer and easier to identify But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the camera lens? good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie combing through the footage I noticed three different people sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure plant life that is native to this particular state, which really doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the opposite season! So I did some digging and found four nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that plant all year round, which of course means mongolman101 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the cameras live feed as background, then we should know the ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we will know the time the perpetrator was in the building DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm not any happier than you are. but I hate sharing! TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside our differences, and do what needs to be done?! Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse! That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish smile. Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we haven't worked together before, but this case will have us working together for a while, until we eventually find your fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time, and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force, put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of our adventures, will always know we were meant to be together, weirdly large age gap be damned! Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have him! But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to keep secrets. And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can really get across how Not Gay I am. It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be stakeouts. executive producer dick wolf Source: aloverthegaf Tumblr Crime Show
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Fucking, Love, and My House: probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can't humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house l'd certainly notice, try to figure out where they'd all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there weasowl That's why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they're like, you can't leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals now you have to do us a favor. And you're like, let's just see where this goes "yup, you got me... what's the favor?" and usually the favor is like, "kill this one ant for us" or "give me a pile of sugar and you're like... okay? and you do, because why not, it isn't hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can't really do, one of them, she's like, "l love this ant but she won't pay any attention to me, make me important to her" and you're like... um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like "horrified whisper "what have I done" drackir This is the best explanation for higher powers I've ever really heard. Source: probablybadrpgideas Ants
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Bitch, Fire, and Fucking: The Firearm Project FOLLOW I He thought he picked a group of helpless victims. He was wrong. Follow us for more... See More 7.6K 1.8K Comments 141K Views Like Comment Share The Firearm Project 1 hr S FOLLOW: He thought he picked a group of helpless victims. He was wrong. Follow us for more... See More O 中 7.6K 1.8K Comments 141K Views Like Comment Share 8ギ{ 49E all 77% a 2:51 PM Comments Let me ask you a question? Why did she feel the need draw her weapon? Was her life threatened? Did she intend to kill him? With the crowd of people could an innocent persorn have been hurt? Right now she's looking at aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, discharging a fire arm in a public place minimum. I hope this lady hast a lot of cash in her bag, she going to need it in the civil trial. Did what she do make sense? That is not the question. How much of what she did was legal? That's the question. And how much $ does she have in order to prove her innocence. I'm no lawyer but I do know a case Like this could tak a 5-10 days in court. And a half decent attorney gets $7,500 /day in court. If found guilty she could do 3-5 years minimum per felony offense. Being a hero doesn't come without cost. 29m 10 New Comments Write a rel.. GIF <p><a href="http://this-is-cthulhu-privilege.tumblr.com/post/173838501512/liberals-believe-that-women-who-defend-themselves" class="tumblr_blog">this-is-cthulhu-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Liberals believe that women who defend themselves are criminals.</p></blockquote> <p>“Why did she feel the need to draw her weapon?“ bitch did you not see he had a fucking gun pointed at her? How can anybody be this fucking asinine?</p>
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cnn.com, Gif, and School: CNNUS. Live TV Some students have said they're not happy with the changes. Tyra Hemans, 19, a senior, told CNN she supports parts of the new policy, such as the ID requirement. But she believes other security measures, such as forcing students to carry clear backpacks, don't adequately address the real problem with school safety, which she says is lax gun laws. "I'm not happy with it. Why are yo punishing me for one person's actions?" she said By using this site, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Terms of Service. <p><a href="https://too-easy-being-green.tumblr.com/post/172181986017/cisnowflake-this-is-cthulhu-privilege-well" class="tumblr_blog">too-easy-being-green</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/172180780201/this-is-cthulhu-privilege-well-howba-dat" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://this-is-cthulhu-privilege.tumblr.com/post/172177413857/well-howba-dat" class="tumblr_blog">this-is-cthulhu-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Well howba dat</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480" data-tumblr-attribution="idolos-frases:7IHjW5Ql0rLTCC8Xb5W7tg:ZWlCLn2LDKXMz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0b123122a29aff656adf6ea554da33ba/tumblr_opaw9q7acN1tdymm0o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="480"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Hmmmm</p></blockquote> <p>This is the exact level of critical thinking skill I expect from public school educated teenagers</p>

too-easy-being-green: cisnowflake: this-is-cthulhu-privilege: Well howba dat Hmmmm This is the exact level of critical thinking skill I e...

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