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Now people always wanna be like 鈥渨ow how do you live in Chicago鈥, 鈥渄amn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami鈥, 鈥渨ow Chicago is big cold yuck.鈥 OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT鈥橲 WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don鈥檛 celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I鈥檓 in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some 鈥淐heerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!鈥 馃槀 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it鈥檚 also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like 鈥淥k these huskies don鈥檛 like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real鈥. She opens her mouth and whispers: 鈥淛eg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat鈥 (鈥淚 can see your PP print through your overcoat鈥). And then u like 鈥渁ye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.鈥 And she like 鈥渃ome. Drink.鈥 And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I鈥檓 her bb and I鈥檓 like 鈥渨ow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.鈥 That鈥檚 how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I鈥檓 like 鈥淛eg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg鈥 (鈥淚'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**鈥). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀馃槀: Waiting to surprise my SO with this little nugget when she gets home from work. Reddit u/belatedpajamas @DrSmashlove Now people always wanna be like 鈥渨ow how do you live in Chicago鈥, 鈥渄amn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami鈥, 鈥渨ow Chicago is big cold yuck.鈥 OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT鈥橲 WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don鈥檛 celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I鈥檓 in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some 鈥淐heerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!鈥 馃槀 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it鈥檚 also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like 鈥淥k these huskies don鈥檛 like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real鈥. She opens her mouth and whispers: 鈥淛eg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat鈥 (鈥淚 can see your PP print through your overcoat鈥). And then u like 鈥渁ye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.鈥 And she like 鈥渃ome. Drink.鈥 And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I鈥檓 her bb and I鈥檓 like 鈥渨ow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.鈥 That鈥檚 how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I鈥檓 like 鈥淛eg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg鈥 (鈥淚'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**鈥). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀馃槀
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