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Christmas, Saw, and Target: ROBIN (USA) ROBIN (U a kind of thrush very bouncy * migratory, associated with return of spring can Jump very much on ANY worm "V. V. small, round and angry * will fight anyone * associated with Christmas * sits in hedges & shouts at people BUZZARD (USA) * a friendly vulture that comes and gets you when you are dead BUZZARD (UK) * the normal generic hawk bird * pretty common, not distinctive * sits in trees sulking mostly circles overhead and waits for you to be a redtail hawk with no r dead * just a normal vulture, pretty much ed tail MAGPIE (UK) * a Fun and Jaunty Fellow * a kind of crow (but sparkly & iridescent) * associated with theft, collecting shiny things, tacky taste MAGPIE (AUSTRALIA) * a MURDERBID * a kind of shrike (aka butcherbird) * associated with MURDER and VIOLENCE elodieunderglass: sighinastorm: burningmanonacid: elodieunderglass: I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website. I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it. ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct. British badger:  jovial fellow, eats toast and jam.  Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs.  Agricultural nuisance. American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine.  Very defensive.  Fuck immediately off.  Bonus African badger:  Silverback gorilla of mustelids.  Should be a cryptid.  Bro, don’t even.  You are nothing to him. an extremely good post addition
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Black, Coffee, and Happy: THIS IS HAPPY OUR because coffee is happiness in a cup! get this chic matte black mug, perfect for the coffee lover who loves sipping a warm cuppa joe while journaling. suitable

because coffee is happiness in a cup! get this chic matte black mug, perfect for the coffee lover who loves sipping a warm cuppa joe while j...

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Guns, Target, and Tumblr: cuppa-melancholy: guns for hands |-/ ace of spades 2015

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Food, Fucking, and God: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cybercitrus.tumblr.com/post/77455405279/pixelavender-adriofthedead-vicemag-a">cybercitrus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lavender.co.vu/post/77341439473">pixelavender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com/post/77327103592/vicemag-a-quick-tip-for-your-elevator-ride-up">adriofthedead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vicemag.tumblr.com/post/77311948437/a-quick-tip-for-your-elevator-ride-up-to-the">vicemag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.vice.com/read/food-hacking-at-the-office?utm_source=vicetumblrus"><em>A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.</em></a></p> </blockquote> <p>just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are</p> </blockquote> <p>thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a49fd759a7aefe7462be6bd168f168df/tumblr_inline_n1bswrppGx1qmsi3z.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5f7f83cbc1f6e7ce36d9d1c4f0fc696c/tumblr_inline_n1bswwlnAX1qmsi3z.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7c5788a7493079d30fb4629e3bc1d99/tumblr_inline_n1bsx1ll961qmsi3z.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a132fcd5e5ff8f189bcf8eeace55f516/tumblr_inline_n1bsx53wEy1qmsi3z.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3117bdf81db37ae5e32f9877495b8fe0/tumblr_inline_n1bsx9KKvH1qmsi3z.jpg"/></p> <p>????????????????????????????</p> </blockquote> <p>convert your office into a horrible disaster</p> </blockquote>
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80s, Bad, and Drinking: S tort 1o4 The Perfect Cup of Tea ing and drinking of tea are important life skille. I's not something that will erop up in the exar he but ig that will make your revision much easier. So here's a guide to making the t Mug A good can be tricky. Here's a guide to choosing your mug? Some bad mugs: mug is an essential part of the tea drinking experience, but choosing the right vessel for your ter The perfest mug: Wide enough to Holds just the right No handles. of tea. Too fancu (and saucers are for grannies). Too flimsu and too 80s. Has a design that somplements your personality (yes, I'm a bit hippy). N to hold Too many handles backgro bar char becquer beta pa 21 Get Some Water and Boil It For a really great brew follow these easy step-bu-step instructions: 1) First, pour some water into a kettle and switch on. -Top tea tip no. 23: why not ask your mum if she wants a cup too? bias Big Ba (Check it's switched on at the wall too.) black 2) Let the kettle boil. While you're waiting, see what's on TV later andNote: some people may tell check your belly button for fluff. Oh, and put a tea bag in a mug. you to add the milk before the tea. Scientists have recentliy brak bur 3) Once the kettle has boiled, pour the water into the mug. 4) Mash the tea bag about a bit with a spoon. Remove the tea bag. 5) Add a splash of milk (and a lump of sugar or two if you're confirmed that this is honsense. feeling naughty). ca ca 31 Sit Back and Relax Now this is important- once you've made your cuppa: 1) Have a quick rummage in the kitchen oupboards for a cheeky biscuit. (Custard creams are best-steer clear of any ginger biscuits-they're evil.) 2) Find your favourite armchair/beanbag. Move the gat 3) Sit back and enjoy your mug of tea. You've earned it. Phew- time for a brew I reckon If's best to ignore what people other people say about making oups of tea and follow this method. Trust me, this is nitive and effective method. If you don't do it this way, you'll have a shoddy drinking experience There, you've been warned. Now go and get the kettle on. Mine's milk and two sugars... The Perfect Cup of Tea and drinking of tea are important life skills. 's not something that will orop up in the exatn s something that will make your revision much easier. So here's a guide to making the perfes cubpa... whognome: My physics revision book is so British it devotes an entire page to how to make the perfect cup of tea. complete with guide to choosing the best mug and the correct kind of biscuit to dunk in it. I think the part in the exam where we are examined on our tea making ability will be the easiest part of the whole thing!

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