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Energy, Head, and Love: hypologhismos Curling is such a weird sport. It's like ice bowling and darts mixed together with aggressive mopping or something. lavenderprose Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND THEY'RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND THROWTHEM thevelvetpelican Olympic athletes: make one small mistake, still infinitely ahead of my athletic prowess Me, eating Nutella out of the jar: Pathetic krimifratata Follow you guys make me realise how ridicolous winter olympic games are. like, any wildest dream about sport you can think about comes true there. group kicking some stones with brooms? ofc. running to the top of the hill and then random shooting? yep, we've got this. jumping into the air and to be blown by the wind to the exact point on the ground? it's also there running with a piece of wood and then jumping on it to go to an ice slide? yoU MAY NOT BELIEVE, but there's actually 3 of them. and i think that's what i love the most about it lesbuchanan Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? : Who can do the best somersault?) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? legionoftuna Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been sking for five miles now here's your gun <p><a href="https://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/171133441967/tumblrs-thoughts-on-the-winter-olympics" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bzfd.it/2BJuMb6">Tumblr’s thoughts on the Winter Olympics</a><br/></p></blockquote>

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